YSaC, Vol. 1489: Do a Barrel Roll!
2013 April 11
I don’t mean to alarm you folks, but at any moment, we could be attacked by a SPACE VORTEX!
*rumble rumble Rumble Rumble RUMBLE RUMBLE…..*
Free Recliner
free recliner. can’t fit it into house.
text for address
Whew! Thank goodness that’s over. They usually don’t happen more than once inRUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE…
Loveseat
I have to admit, not the best looking couch, but VERY comfy! I moved into a place that I cannot fit this couch into. there are scratch marks from my kittens on does, and two small tears on top. easily covered with cover!
its Free.
text for address.
Warrrrrghghhhhh!!!!
(Thanks, Stephanie!)
A space vortex is possible, but there’s a much simpler explanation: these pictures were taken by the cat. On does. Or don’ts. Whatever.
This is your kitten on does. Any questions?
Wouldn’t it be better to have a kitten on bucks? Provided it shares the wealth, of course.
Especially if it’s Starbucks. Caffeinated kitties would be awesome.
Of course, given the space limitations, it would have to be a very small kitten. Kind of a Buckaroo Bonsai.
Ducky, why can’t I give you more adores for that?
My friend had a cat on Prozac for a while … probably matching the same meds as her daughter. My friend preferred whisky.
Space Vortex, Coast-to-Coast!
I’m melting! Meeeelllllltttiiiinnnngggggg!
Hey, this Sparky learned to decorate the way my mom did! Easily covered with cover! Every couch and chair had a cover, and sometimes even the coffee table.
By the way, did you know you had another brother?
Some recliners are outside recliners and just need to be chained up in the backyard. Give them plenty of water and a shady tree and let them recline to their heart’s content on top of the dog house.
Love,
Snoopy
This would be the perfect living room set for someone training to be an astronaut.
Tell me y’all see the gigantic yawing mouth of the ‘love’ seat in the last picture.
You do, right?
Right? Right?!
Couchulu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
It’s okay, CJ, it only has the one tooth up top, possibly, and the two on the sides, maybe.
I see it, very ‘Predator’ like.
˙dɐɹƆ
˙ɥʇıʍ ˙˙˙ɹǝʌo ˙˙˙sı ʇsɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ I ‘sʎnƃ ʞo ‘ʍǝɥM
Given what the rents are around many U’s of late, I knew that space had become dear. I had not heard that students were selecting rooms at the singularity limits of Looking-Glass bosons which were too small for a recliner.
Unless these people have all moved into Bender’s apartment and have not yet looked in the closet.
Love the Futurama reference.
Perhaps they were looking for affordable single-person apartments in Manhattan.
˙ʎzooʍ ləəɟ ı
Edit: And this should be up under Taco’s comment. Everything’s all mixed up today.
Go home ghostie and Taco. You are drunk.
.yspnm ‘euif leef I
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You am?
…and even more amazingly, the diagonals ALSO add up to “salmon paté”
And if you graph a parabola through it, you get … mouse custard.
:turns monitor on side:
With cinnamon.
Dear Mr. Sparkington and Mr. Sparkington:
We cannot help but observe that your furniture does not comply with Ish Local Ordinance 393.16-6(b), which requires that safety devices be installed on any furniture that is used in any position other than its full upright position. Please see to it that seatbelts and/or seat harnesses are installed immediately on your sideways recliner and your upside-down loveseat. As an alternative, you may submit certifications that all personnel who use said furniture are outfitted with gravity boots.
Sincerely yours,
The Gravity Police
They obviously don’t understand the gravity of the situation.
There’s not enough room for gravity boots. Will gravy boats do?
*rummages through boxes in the lounge* We have gravey bowels, will that work?
I feel like if I try to make sense of the orientation in these pictures my sense of orientation to the rest of the world will be permanently thrown off. I’ll be unable to continue working with Microsoft Word (granted, not a stretch considering its “features”), won’t be able to drive any more, won’t be able to hunt any more (guess I could get rid of that gutting station I made out of my childhood swingset), heck, about the only thing I’d still be able to do is look at picture books. Well, maybe those damned magic eye posters that were so popular 10-20 years ago would finally make sense to me! Basically my world would become a mish-mash of the artworks of Escher and Dali.
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg223/HYPNoBRECKY/HYPNoBRECKY5%20%20ROBOTS%20and%20ALIENS%20and%20FUTURAMA/EscherBender.gif
Coincidentally, after years of looking at those Magic Eye books, my eye sight is 10-20.
I’ve always contended that I’m not using the vertical space in my home well enough. Problem solved here.
Ah, yes. A common problem with houses near space vortices.
At first I thought they were referring to my hazbeen. He was a free recliner. Thought he had the right to recline anywhere he wanted. 😛
But what if I want it scattered, diced and chunked too?
*looks at pictures*
Okay, got it.
Easily Covered is IF’s cover of Easily Covered’s Iterative Reference cover band.
Not to be confused with IF’s infinite profanity band, Recursive.
Who are you calling an iterate?
Looks like Sparky forgot to pay the Gravity bill again.
Covered with a Cover is IF’s Dark Star Orchestra cover band.
Is there a cover charge?
Only if you don’t know any dead cover songs, which covers me, so yes, I suppose so…
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Roll me over and turn me around
Keep taking pictures till I hit the ground
Roll me over and let me go
Doors and kittens are a big no-no
Roll me over and set me free
On Craigslist there’s a second life for me
http://i.imgur.com/gFHz0.jpg
Oh, deer.
“Eddies in the space-time continuum!”
“And this is his sofa, is it?”
Your attention, please. The following persons must punch out of the box. Rebecca, CJ. Punchity Punch Punch. That is all.
Good Morning, Space Cadets!
I don’t usually comment on these, but did anyone else notice the spots on that recliner that appear to possibly be bedbugs? This could be the true reason why the person is getting rid of the chair and why they say they can’t fit it inside. Just throwing that out there. Should have posted a listing for chair plus a million new “friends” to invite to dinner (dinner meaning YOU!).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JvTtpOjU0