YSaC, Vol. 1478: Looking for P.D.Q.’s descendent.
FEMALE YEARS YOUNG – w4m – 25
25 YEARS YOUNG. 5’5 1/2 average weight, Would like to meet man 52- 25 year’of age. Must be honest and real. NO GAME’s. WERE NOT KIDS ANYMORE ! I Love to have fun ! Barbeques, beach, camping, few times a year, Movies, parks, grandchildren, garage sales, walks, beach and just good old family life. Get back to me if you like at least a few thing I like.
I dunno, if you only like a few times a year, does that mean you’re going to be grouchy all of the rest of the time? Is this some sort of reverse PMS? Also, I call shenanigans on a 25 year old who lists “grandchildren” as a like. That, and having fun. Nobody likes to have fun. That’s just silly.
Still, I might like a few Thing you like. The John Carpenter one from 1982 is obviously the best of the bunch, of course, but the 1951 version is campy fun. If you’re going to defend the 2011 remake, however, I may have to draw the line.
Thanks for the post, Tony!
I’m going to add “## years young” to my Big Book of Felony Phraseology, right between “hard at work or hardly working” and “long time no see.”
Penalties up to 80 house centipedes will be given to repeat offenders.
My least favorite is “Hot enough for ya?” What do they expect me to say; “No, it’s not, could you go turn up the Sun’s thermostat until birds start spontaneously combusting mid-flight?”
Sorry, I live in the upper Midwest. What is this, how do you say, “hot?”
That’s right, you have that “winter” thing I’ve heard so much about. Sounds dreadful.
Mine is “Oh, you’re here.” in response to seeing me walk into a room.
I invariably retort with, “No I’m not, you’re seeing things. Better make an appointment with your doctor right away. There’s something wrong with you.”
If they know me, they laugh. If not, there’s that moment when the flicker of doubt about their sanity crosses their face.
I live for those moments.
Once, when I was heading back to work after a haircut, a coworker asked, “Is that you?” I was on good enough terms with that person that I could get away with answering, “No.”
You should add, “That’s persisted for more than four hours’ perhaps you need to seek immediate medical attention…”
I have a feeling that this site has an above-average concentration of fans of that old Mad Magazine feature called “Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.”
I know we have an above-average concentration of smartasses, but that’s probably unrelated.
Irregardless of the temperature, let’s stay on point here!
Look, just because xe’s only been female for 25 years doesn’t mean you can make fun of xim.
Seriously, I mean, it makes conversations hard to follow.
“WERE NOT KIDS ANYMORE”
You mean, are kids now?
…time travel is confusing.
Between that and the fact that she’s looking for a man 52-25, I think she’s looking for Benjamin Button.
♪♫ In the year, 52-25, If man likes a few thing I like…
Thank you, TC, for knocking loose the “Forever Young” earworm.
Sadly, it is replaced with the off-key version from Aliens III . . .
To erase that, I shall probably need to find Ein Kleine Nachtmusik on bagpipes
I just read an article that said to get rid of an earworm, you should do complex mathematical computations.
And isn’t Cat Math as complex as it gets?
Female Years Young was Sparkinetta’s failed Corrs cover band.
The sad part is that you know she left it blank so she could fill it in once she decided on what phony age to give, then went on her merry, myopic way and forgot about it.
“Let’s not get hung up on an age in the headline, it’ll just hold me back! I’ll go back and fill it in once I decide on–look, a butterfly!”
But games are so much fun! Dominoes, Pictionary, D&D, 7 card wild deuces dealer’s choice poker! Sparkette, you’re no fun anymore.
Who doesn’t love Strip Parcheesi?
I may or may not have played strip backgammon.
Crap… how old is my Wife in female years? How do they line up with normal years, or even the man year?
How long is a Female year, anyway? Did I already miss my Wife’s female birthday? Do I miss it a lot? Has it never happened?
SO MANY QUESTIONS!
If my Mom is any indication then it’s like figuring out dog years, but instead of multiplying by seven you divide by whatever number keeps her age at thirty-nine. (Which is getting weird, since if it were true she would have had me when she was six.)
So… Women Years are like the Earth Clock?
Man, this is even more complicated than I thought. I think that means that either I’ve been missing my Wife’s woman year birthday every instant since I met her… or she’s never had one yet.
Maybe I’ll just get her some wine and chocolates and call it even.
Ghostie – your mother’s math is perfect. I must get her to teach my children her system.
(P.S. you’ve no idea how I had to think about that sentence in terms of tense and plurals versus singular. The trials of same language, different words etc. No wonder Sparketta has problems.)
Pretty soon she will have had you before she was even born! Amazing!
Well, your best best is to just start going out and randomly buying lavish presents on a frequent basis. Label them all “Happy πx10 Birthday!” and hide them among her things.
No one ever specified WHICH birthday you have to celebrate. Next year I’ll be celebrating my 21st birthday, again. I didn’t do it right the first time.
All female’s birthdays are x is equal to or less than 39. Therefore, once said female has reached 39 she remains 39. So even if you and said female were born on the same day and same year and you are 52 she is 39, you are 67 she is 39, you are 45 she is 39. This equation is true until she reaches an age where she is proud to have lived that long (maybe 109.)
A quick Google search says the average weight for women 5’5″ is 117-155 pounds. Giving her the high end, since she says she’s 1/2 average weight, she’s 77 and a half pounds. I think she needs to get on a better diet. Something consisting of this strange thing called food.
Why bother when she’s just a good stomach virus away from her ‘ideal’ weight?
Oh, and she works in the fashion industry, btw.
Tell me more about this “food diet” of which you speak.
It’s like a liquid diet, only there’s more chewing involved.
Food? Pshaw. Breathanarianism hass MILLIONS* of happy** followers*** who have led long**** and fulfilling***** lives******
*no
**so they say
***doubtful
****also doubtful
*****no
******if you call that living
Yep, because online personal ads are the best place to find honest and real people, especially free sites like Craigslist.
‘Cuz, you know, “they can’t put anything on the internet if it isn’t true.”
The more I think about it, we should use our synergistic resources and pair her up with this guy.
If I had to take a guess, Sparkette here only had three numbers working on her keyboard: a five, a two and a one. So she decided to mix it up a bit.
Can’t tell if gold digger or golden cougar….
52 – 25 or fight!
I don’t get the issue here. 52 – 25 = 27. I know plenty of underachieving, family life-loving (so much so that they live in their parent’s basement) 27 year olds who are grandparents to children too many to list. It’s a match made in heaven.
Ghostcat’s mum was 6 when she gave birth. I was a precocious 4 year old. By the way, my age is 44 and some months. You don’t/won’t know how many “some” is.
CJ and Yancy, I had extra time this morning so of course I am running late! 8) Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Christian’s Single!