YSaC, Vol. 1473: N No.
Looking 4 me? – 52
Hi CL ladies
I’m real n honest looking 4 the same.
Its amazing what life throws us
N yes I drink n smoke
A little about me :
Honest 2 a T n U B 2
SWM 5 9
N yes I have a job car house n yes a motorcycle 2
So I’m middle aged clean with white straights teeth n a head of hair .
Music Oldies rock
loves good food weather dinning in or out
movies:Sifi or action
motorcycles rides
I do have 3 dogs so yes I love animals
I’m not spiritual
I love PDAs kissing,holding hands,cuddling & playing
U b
Happy
HWP
DDF
Not sarcastic,drama queen or short fused
Must like to where dresses on occasions
Please put a pic in your reply n B nice if it was more then just face
Dear Sparky,
Sorry, but YITFCWOSAPDOTAIAMWNLLIAIT.
(Your inability to form complete words or sentences, and pathetic dependence on text abbreviations in a medium with no length limitations is an incredible turnoff.)
Thanks for the post, JW!
no kthxbai
Dammit! So close.
That’s what I was thinking too, ghostie.
Sounds like a great catch, if only he didn’t write like a tweenager.
In keeping with the example you set, Sparky, would it be okay if I sent you a picture of my toaster? It’s not a face, so I think it would B nice.
Good idea, but I think a picture of a truck covered with bees would B even nicer.
I don’t think Sparkalot here should advertise that his teeth are not his own, but that’s just my opinion. White Straight probably feels the same way.
He has a job car house? Is he this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqzCs0AGXBU
So… Is that a picture of you? Are you a motorcycle that transforms into a humanoid robot?
…more than meets the eye.
No iz mecha wut tnrz in 2 LinoType machine U B 2 or randum leTrs com out
I made it a point long ago not to date motorcycles, no matter how honest they say they are. Sure, they’re good for a quick ride, but once morning comes around they’re all “on their bike” and you never see them again.
*they’re
Le sigh.
*pats Taco on the head*
There, there.
There, their, they’re.
Thas wut haps 2 U wen U where coffee mugs
I fixed it but I can put it back if you want. 8)
P.S. I also hv the kumplt set uv 1994 Hot Whls Motos (c pic)
Judging by the post, I don’t think this guy can come up with complete sentences IN HIS HEAD
I’m not very religious
I like bacon
although I’m cautiously optimistic about the new pope…
If U were the NLY boy in the WLD
ND I was the NLY girl
Nothing ……………..
He doesn’t want a pic of the person. He wants a pic of her bike. He’s very proud of his bike, and wants to make sure he doesn’t commit to meeting a person whose bike he deems beneath his.
Does the potential ex-Mrs. Sparky have to put a dress on her bike?
So…
Are you 52 or 59? Or are you 52 and 5’9″? Or are you 5’2″ and 59?
I’d bet money that your motorcycle is not THAT motorcycle.
You could really have saved time and space by just saying you were a 52 or 59 yo misogynist pig–so date me!!
I’m so glad I met Mr. Eyebrows in college. We found each other and fell in love face-to-face amidst whole language usage and correct punctuation, grammar, and spelling. Imagine that!
I bet he didn’t even show you pictures of stuff he didn’t own, did he? Lucky girl.
“Must like to where dresses on occasions”
Me Tarzana, you Sparky
Me: Where dress?
S: There dress.
Me: Their dress?
S: No…here dress…I mean Her dress.
Me: You dress?
S: No… you wear dress here for dinner.
Me: Where dress?
S: There dre…oh forget it just put this on (hands helmet) and hop on back.
Hi!
I see you’re trying to ‘hook up’.
Would like help with that?
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然而，
这个页面，
但 因 为 偶 尔
的情况下发生的
辛劳和痛苦促
使他一些伟大的。
举一个小例子，
我们曾经进行艰苦的体育锻炼，
除了获得一定的优势。
或希望获得的子
弹
头
列
车的疼痛，
疼痛的快感，
不会产生任何结果良好逃离挑剔。
这
些
情
况是完全考虑了系统的故障是在原来的文本
：这是往下沉。
I think the Cap’n has been drinking again.
Looks like he fell on his “Language Generator” again…..
Yeah, you put the lorem ipsum into goggle translate and typeset it like today’s Sparky, and it drops right into [his] “voice” in a very scary manner.
Catoglyphs because, obviously, our benevolent Feline Overlords, QFED
Unicode abuse!
Actually, the catoglyphs are actually all in ASCII <G>
Hmm, if you do not have Asian language support enabled, you probably only saw squares & squiggles rather than simplified Pin-yin characters.
Since I am not thoroughly conversant in online dating-speak, I set about to expand my knowledge. With the help of Urban Dictionary, I find that Mr. Sparky requires any potential ladyfriend to play Hygienic Water Pong and have a Fevered obsession with Ding Dongs.
Huh.
Like, omg! Is this guy 4 rl? I mean, srsly!…smh
[Side note] When Mrs PB was in the hospital last week, they put her on oxygen. When they diagnosed her with preeclampsia, they gave her a magnesium sulfate IV. My first thought was, “Oxygen? Magnesium? O Mg!” [/Side]
Best wishes that the preeclampsia resolved without incident.
Thanks. The doctors were able to cure it with some procedure they called “delivery”. It seemed to do the trick, but now we’re dealing with this weird side effect: Some creature has moved into the house, and we don’t expect it to leave for 20-30 years.
*gasp* You have a mini-phantom? The horror!
Congrats, by the way.
Hooray! *steals confetti cake from Lyle and throws it*
Yay! Babies are wonderful! Congratulations!
Now *looking sternly at PB* start saving for the future, young man.
😀
If this guy is trying so hard to cut down on keystrokes, why the extra “n” in “dining”? Unless he’s trying to say he loves good food whether or not he can hear above the din of bad weather…
The ever mounting evidence is that sparkii, and increasingly, the hoi polloi, could care less about the exact spelling of anything. So, “dinning” may have to pass into that realm of acceptance that requires the actually literate to tolerate ur = your = you’re in all usages.
Even if a certain portion of my brain wants to apply “tinning” to those using “dinning” in that applying heat sufficient to melt solder to cover any potential mating surfaces starts to be an attractive proposition. Or just dipping them into molten solder until the noises stop. But, I might be having a less-good day.
I can think of a few Sparkies who need to have their potential mating surfaces coated in solder.
Inner Grammar Guy is not willing to accept that realm. 🙁
It’s depressingly common. I have read many planning applications put together by architects who think the space where their clients plan to eat their meals is called the dinning room. The knowledge that they earn many many thousands of £ more than I do only makes it worse.
It’s sunny and in the 70s today. That’s good food weather!
You know, it’s days like today that I wish we could dig up Charles Darwin and smack him upside the head.
Survival of the fittest…. ::ppffftttt like my aunt bessie’s heinie::.
Hey! I thought we were going to talk about that incident any more.
May the gods help us if this motorcycle finds a human woman with which to procreate…. I’ve seen the movie Idiocracy and was not amused.*
*okay, I was a little amused, but it was also vaguely terrifying
ghostie, I am putting you on 3-day notice! In order to make things fair, I will be ignoring your comments for 3 days. Unless, you know, the comment is really good. So that means this is rather pointless. Sigh. Punchity Punch Punch.
Good Morning, Wheel Nuts!
I’m in the midst of packing, so I’ve about had my fill of boxes right now 🙂