YSaC, Vol. 1467: Home Depot Rar!

2013 March 12
by dan

lowerar


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(Thanks, Ghostie!)

43 Responses leave one →
  1. 2013 March 12

    It’s impossible to snark when all you can type is SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    Adores: 6
  2. 2013 March 12
    Ralph permalink

    That’s not a lowerar; this is a lowerar:

    lowerar
    ______________________

    r

    Adores: 8
    • 2013 March 12
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      Is this where I’m supposed to take the GCF and cross multiply?

      Adores: 0
  3. 2013 March 12

    I can’t think of a comment, so here is a music video (SFW, but you might want to turn the volume down).

    Adores: 5
    • 2013 March 12
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      On we sweep with threshing oar…

      Adores: 7
    • 2013 March 12
      mud "static noise" slicker permalink

      I wouldn’t exactly consider the White Stripes punk…but I liked that video 😀 ….those felines have some moves! Perhaps I Smell a Rat would have been more apropos….

      Adores: 3
  4. 2013 March 12

    Arrrr! Lower the ar, ye scurvy sea-dogs!

    Adores: 3
  5. 2013 March 12

    I am kitty, hear me RAR!!

    Now, hear me LOWERAR!!

    (oh wise ostrimu, there’s no snark what can withstand a kitty-squee)

    Adores: 8
  6. 2013 March 12
    DigitalAxis permalink

    Even if they lower the prices on RAR, I’m still going with 7-Zip. LZMA compression is awesome.

    Adores: 9
    • 2013 March 12
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      .ARC or GTFO.

      Adores: 6
  7. 2013 March 12
    penguin permalink

    kitteh!

    Adores: 5
    • 2013 March 12
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

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      Teh kitteh haz clawd Craig in teh list!

      Adores: 9
  8. 2013 March 12
    PhantomBanker permalink

    A wilderness explorer is a friend to all, be a plant or fish or tiny mole!

    Caw! Caw! RAR!

    Adores: 3
  9. 2013 March 12
    PhantomBanker permalink

    I am kitteh! Hear me RAR!!!

    ::ahem:: meow?

    Adores: 4
  10. 2013 March 12
    camille permalink

    So far, Cat Alphabet makes far more sense than Cat Math.

    Adores: 7
    • 2013 March 12

      If you combine the two, you get Cat Algebra.

      Adores: 8
      • 2013 March 12
        CapnMac permalink

        “Cat Algebra” is a japan-pop “Rage in the Machine” cover band, isn’t it ? <sigh>

        Adores: 2
  11. 2013 March 12

    Hey, it looks like Sparky… uh… no.

    Somebody call the… wait… that doesn’t work.

    Ack! Too many… argh.

    My snark is broked.

    Adores: 7
    • 2013 March 12
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      The operation cannot be completed. This snarchive appears to be corrupted.

      Adores: 7
    • 2013 March 12
      PaperClip permalink

      Hi! It looks like you’re trying to defeat the kitteh defense.
      Would you like help with that?

      Adores: 8
      • 2013 March 12

        Look, Clippy… you’re fun to hang out with and all, but… could I maybe talk to the Professor instead? I really feel like he would be more helpful here.

        Adores: 5
        • 2013 March 12
          Brer Fox permalink

          “You know who” pulled another Gilligan, so the Professor is busy right now.

          Adores: 3
      • 2013 March 12
        CapnMac permalink

        kitteh-squee is AC+10, just how many plush toys do you have to roll against that?

        Adores: 3
        • 2013 March 12

          Yes.

          Adores: 1
        • 2013 March 12
          Brer Fox permalink

          All of them.

          Adores: 1
  12. 2013 March 12
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    Lowar good. Lowerar better.

    Adores: 4
  13. 2013 March 12
    Windrose permalink

    This will live forever as the day the snark broked. I can haz fairies and unicorns now?

    Adores: 7
  14. 2013 March 12
    CapnMac permalink

    Ok, now–only just now–do I think I have exorcised the image of Rob Lowe as Stripe-n-Spots from my brayne. [fails:goes to rub cat tummies]

    Adores: 1
  15. 2013 March 12

    brevwit

    Adores: 2
  16. 2013 March 12
    limelolly permalink

    None of the diy/home improvement stores in my city carry these.

    Or they’ve got them in mismarked in the wrong aisle….

    Adores: 4
  17. 2013 March 12
    Brer Fox permalink

    So now they’re putting slasher movies on CL now? Now?

    /// kitteh\\\///kitteh\\\///kitteh\\\RAR!//

    Adores: 2
  18. 2013 March 12
    Brer Fox permalink

    [top picture] I have this many claws on my paws![/top picture]

    Adores: 2
  19. 2013 March 12
    Lizzi permalink

    I think the low rar kitty is the cutest

    Adores: 1
  20. 2013 March 13

    TC, nothing gives me as much pleasure as being able to give you this Punchity Punch Punch! We really need to locate that helmet.

    Good Morning, RAR Cats!

    Adores: 0
  21. 2013 March 15
    RubyAesthetic permalink

    Hi all, Ruby here,
    I’ve been lurking for awhile and I love your site! Kia Ora from kiwiland(that’s New Zealand):)

    Hugs to all (now I really am a lurker) but I know the USAC song?

    Adores: 0

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