YSaC, Vol. 1464: Foreplay / Long Time
2013 March 7
Hubbys home
It did skip a beat or two maybe a bunch ! Having my heart broke is a constant worry I hate to carry around and need confirmation to put worry to rest, hopefully from you! Eternity is a very long time, I hope you are sure.
Oh, I’m sure. I’m as sure as I’ve ever been. I’m absolutely, positively sure.
I have absolutely no idea what I’m sure of, but I’m definitely sure of it. After all, eternity is a very long time!
(Thanks for the post, C.A.C!)
Okaayyy….I’m going to need a longer pole before touching that!
I have no desire to touch Sparky’s pole.
Be sure, eternity is a very long time. Or, so I’ve read.
I have a Kindle, so I’m good.
Home, honey, I’m high!
I am positive that Eternity is a long time. I consulted the experts. 8)
It also doesn’t smell half-bad, unless Calvin Klein is lying to us.
Eternity is also a bitch. My. Little. Bitch.
If you’re worried about your heart getting broken, then stop carrying it around and put it back in your chest cavity where it belongs.
I would, but my little town’s mayor keeps taking it back out again.
My uncle would do that after a couple of drinks, it usually resulted in him serving thirty days for lewd behavior.
*hands IF an oil can and an axe*
As Albert Brooks said in “Broadcast News,” “Wouldn’t this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?”
Is it safe?
Is it “swordfish”?
It’s not getting any safer…
:looks in baux:
:sigh:
How is it I can get Pekinese right, but spell peanut wrong?
Because peanut rules aren’t like dog rules. You don’t have to know how to spell them correctly to own them.
*snerk*
“Pekinese”?? You sure ’bout that?
*shhhhhhh*
:checks Google:
Dammit!
Okay, you can have peanuts for pets but not Pekingesii.
I thought peatnuts was a new Irish snack food. Honest.
Oh, and those little dogs are Peek-at-the-knees.
At least I got Communism right! (That isn’t a sentence one sees often.)
This is code. In an attempt to reach the first invaders, and using a Home and Garden booklet from 1965 the Sparkestrians are broadcasting on CList.
Title: The spaceship has arrived
We are by the seaside, somewhere and need supplies. Anything will do – bring bananas. The engine has broken the engineer will need to fix it. We did send an engineer, didn’t we? All those on planet Eternity greet you. You must be a Spaceship Understanding Registered Expert (SURE).
I hate when that happens! I try to buy a parakeet and end up with a ravenous bugblatter beast of traal.
Here, I found this for you. Hopefully this one won’t skip any beats. In the future, you need to be more careful how you handle these things or just switch to digital music.
…I think I should be going.
“Eternity is a Long Time” is a Destiny’s Child knock-off band, isn’t it?
Damn new age parents! Why can’t they just give their child a normal name? I mean Worry Fox just sounds dumb…or is that just me?
Edit: That didn’t exactly come out right.
Here is your confirmation, Sparky: stay heart-broken
That’s such a weird ad. It sounds like her husband left her and then came back and she decided to take him back. Who wants to be with someone who isn’t the same amount of crazy for you as you are for them?
And don’t call me Shirley.
I’m still trying to parse this one out. Is it from a potential Hubby, who is home from some difficult job? Or someone looking for a hubby to come home to? Sparky or Sparkette?
Whoever you are, yes, I’m pretty sure Eternity is a long time. Ask my ex.
ghostie, may the Spelling Bee rest upon you, and forgive you your errors. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Googlers for Porn!
Somehow, I think Overly Attached Girlfriend found craigslist and is using it to her maximum potential.