YSaC, Vol. 1456: Rachael Ray sells a recliner

2013 February 25
by dan

Recliner Good Condish


could use cleaning.
can not hold for anyone.
will remove ad as soon as I notice it is gone.
thanks.

Wait – how can you remove the ad if it is already gone? Also, what kind of cleaning product do I need to remove a Sparky from a recliner?

Thanks, Taco!

32 Responses leave one →
  1. 2013 February 25
    tigprincess permalink

    “could use cleaning” – No Shit Sherlock!

    Adores: 3
    • 2013 February 25

      I sure hope not!

      Adores: 4
    • 2013 February 25
      CapnMac permalink

      So, i take a red pill, so that a recliner is of a size to use as a crack and crevice tool…so, id sparky asserting the blue-n-sweatpants dollop of solvent attached will do a whole room, or might needs replenishing?

      Adores: 0
      • 2013 February 25
        LurkRealClose permalink

        Might needs replenishing. For sure.

        Adores: 0
  2. 2013 February 25

    I think it needs a good fumigation, as well. This chair has more lice than a moose poncho!

    Adores: 1
    • 2013 February 25
      DigitalAxis permalink

      Probably also mildew removal, if it’s an outside chair (Sparky didn’t mention if it was housebroken).

      Adores: 3
    • 2013 February 25
      LurkRealClose permalink

      Hey now…the lice are very clean and have no sparkies on them.

      Adores: 4
      • 2013 February 25

        Except for the one with the unfortunate glitter addiction.

        Adores: 1
  3. 2013 February 25
    penguin permalink

    It’s not the chair that is the recliner being offered, it’s the person who is the recliner. You’ll have to get your own chair to put the recliner in.

    Adores: 6
    • 2013 February 25
      Windrose permalink

      I think I will have to be a decliner in this situation.

      Adores: 3
  4. 2013 February 25

    Maybe if that dude wasn’t sitting in it, it would be light enough that Sparky could hold it.

    Adores: 1
  5. 2013 February 25
    DigitalAxis permalink

    Extras: Comes with Dave.

    Adores: 5
    • 2013 February 25
      camille permalink

      But what about the ferrets? I wouldn’t want to break up a set.

      Adores: 5
  6. 2013 February 25
    mud "static noise" slicker permalink

    Has the garbage truck already come down the street?

    It’s gone!

    “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.”

    Be thankful for that.

    Adores: 8
  7. 2013 February 25

    *Squints*

    I think the illustrious duo is seeing another Taco behind my back.

    Adores: 3
    • 2013 February 25
      DigitalAxis permalink

      Ooh! There’s another taco behind your back?

      Adores: 3
    • 2013 February 25

      I hear they have a taquito on the side as well.

      Adores: 5
    • 2013 February 25
      LurkRealClose permalink

      Double your pleasure, double your fun, its two, two, two Tacos in one!

      Adores: 3
    • 2013 February 25
      Windrose permalink

      So you didn’t submit this wonderful ad, or did you submit it while under the influence of little sleep due to small children in the house and have totally forgotten it?

      Adores: 0
  8. 2013 February 25
    One Moving Violation permalink

    “can not hold for anyone.”

    In Soviet Russia, anyone not hold your can.

    Adores: 3
    • 2013 February 25
      LurkRealClose permalink

      I’m not sure I want just anyone holding my can. Please submit a resume with a cover letter and salary requirements and I will conduct interviews for can holding later in the week.

      Adores: 3
      • 2013 February 25

        Won’t that make the poncho lice jealous?

        Adores: 1
        • 2013 February 25
          LurkRealClose permalink

          They will be part of the interview committee.

          Adores: 0
  9. 2013 February 25
    Ralph permalink

    Reek liner in good condish I shun. No amount of money will refurb this to mint condish.

    At least Sparky recycles, and curbs his dregs.

    Adores: 1
  10. 2013 February 25
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    In this case, EVOO stands for Ew, Very Odd Odor.

    Adores: 2
    • 2013 February 25
      mud "static noise" slicker permalink

      Yum-O!!!!

      Adores: 1
  11. 2013 February 25
    CapnMac permalink

    Wait, would a “condish” be a prison entré?

    Adores: 2
  12. 2013 February 25
    limelolly permalink

    I just dropped in to see what condition this condish was in.

    You’re welcome.

    Adores: 9
  13. 2013 February 25
    Indigo permalink

    A “gentleman” of that size can cover a whole lot of:
    A. missing upholstery
    B. mice nests
    C. stains of the bodily fluid nature
    D. Aunt Matilda who spent the last 14 years in that chair.

    Adores: 2
  14. 2013 February 25
    Grumpy Grammy permalink

    So the neighbour is throwing out an old, filthy recliner because……it’s old and filthy. Sparky sees it out by the curb and decides someone on Craigs List would rather have an old, filthy recliner than no recliner at all. Sorry Sparky; I choose no recliner at all.

    Adores: 2
  15. 2013 February 26

    Dave and Ducky, your snark makes YSaC go around! Just go with it. Puchity Punch Punch!

    Morning, Lazy Boy and the Recliner!

    Adores: 0

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