YSaC, Vol. 1432: Cuisses de Grenouilles
2013 January 22
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Okay, everyone who is constitutionally eligible to own or use French presidential furniture, take a step forward.
Not so fast, Nicolas Sarkozy.
Is spicail like fra-gee-le, just in French? If so, shouldn’t it be speçail?
Also, it’s probably wrong that this is what I saw in the picture, right?
Thanks, Dave and the Ferret!
De Gaulle of this guy…
It’s like the French Disconnection and The Heyday of the Jackal all couched into a woeful room full of tufted volcanic ash.
*cough cough*
I was thinking ‘dryer lint’, but I like volcanic ash better.
Everyone likes a little ash now & then…
There are those who prefer a large ash, and cannot prevaricate.
I do not know if that cohort includes any French chief executives, though.
I believe they are in the category of other brethren who are incapable of denial.
Specifically, denial regarding the euphoric sensation originating in their nether regions that they feel upon seeing a female with prodigious hindquarters offset by a smaller torso enter a room.
This is the strangest ear worm I have ever had.
Presidential furniture huh……yeah I don’t see that showing up in the Oval Office anytime soon. Or maybe it was from the Whitehouse when Jefferson was president. Certainly looks to be in that style. Either way, I will pass on that sweet deal cuz I also think the furniture is carnivorous and will eat my guests.
I do get the sense Carla Bruni Sarkozy would not have had this either.
Trying to get this out of my head:
Carla: Nic’ pour le règlement de divorce, vous devez avoir le divan grenouille!
Nick: Non, il le faut! J’insiste!
C: Non, je ne peux pas!
N: Mais, il le faut!
C: Non! Tous grenouille dégoûtant, non!
N: Eh bien, je ne pas la conserver, tous gourgandine!
C: Pig!
N: Putain!
And the reset degenerating into French profanity . . .
You know it’s a good day when we begin snarking in French.
Oui!
Well, it’s *French* Presidential furniture, which means only François Hollande can buy it. That also explains why Nicolas Sarkozy had to put it up for sale.
The French are on their 5th Republic. I hope they get it right this time. Also why would they surrender the presidential furniture?
Surrendering is in their blood. Or maybe it’s just a hobby, I don’t know. It’s hard to keep up with the French these days.
This I know and know full well: with the French and their (ahem)
proclivities, I will not have their “love seats” in my home. Thank you , monsieur. Good day.
Perhaps they found out that Heinz Fischer regifted the set to them after having to be all polite when the demi-premiere of Ineverheardofitstan made it a State gift to Austria?
What? Oh, never mind, wrong social network. 8)
I see what this is – it’s a conspiracy! The French are conspiring to use bad spelling to sell everyone overly ornate (and possibly carnivorous) furniture. One day soon they will give the signal and legions of French ninjas will leap out of the cushions and into action. Everyone will be forced to wear berets and enjoy Jerry Lewis while listening to accordion music!
It’s also possible that I’m over-reacting from having spent too much time inhaling tile glue fumes.
:wraps self in tin foil:
Now I’m a potato!
No, you are a french fry, dearest.
Ahhh! They’ve got me!
I want a baked potato now. I don’t care if it’s 8:24 AM lol
What brand of glue was that?
*Checks balance on Home Depot card*
Appropriately enough, it’s Henry 420 VCT adhesive.
Thanks, my posts my seem incoherent for a while (maybe not more than usual)
Just remember – no one wants to give belly rubs to a sticky puppy.
Is sticky after belly rubs OK?
Ghostie – even worse than Jerry Lewis is Johnny Hallyday – the only (?) French rock-star. It’s a given fact that within 5 minutes of arriving in France and turning on the radio you will hear him singing. xxx http://johnnyhallyday.com/
Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up glue sniffing!
Funny, but I don’t remember any French President named Mint Condistion. I really should have stayed awake in my Presidential Furniture Through the Ages: 101 class, shouldn’t I?
Hmm, perhaps Franz-saws Mint-condistion.
F-r-a-n-ç-o-i-s M-i-t-t-e-r-a-n-d; sorry, no, Sir Luxury-Yacht
Do you think he could have mean, ‘Camaaaauuuuggghhhh’?
Where’s that?
France, I think.
Isn’t there a Saint “Aaaaavvvveeeesss” in Cornwall?
No that’s Saint “Ives”.
Oh, yes. “Iiiiiivvvveeessss”!
spicial. adj. made of, or relating to, aspic.
I knew it! They’re intelligent blancmanges from the planet Skyron, come to turn us all into Scotsmen! Run fer yer lives, laddies!
Have you been in my glue, Digi?
An’ whae een beit ae brae Scot a’redie, y’ kenn?
Fétide aspic présidentielle nae beit guid wi’ m’ haggis.
That love seat looks so strange to me. Like two froufrou chairs melded together after being exposed to radiation from a nuclear blast.
That is the only logical explanation for that furniture
Unless a time warp has delivered the control seat for the stardiver ship–which will complicate that Disaster Area show.
It’s French Presidential, there are OBOs, and it’s minty.
**tears up**
Alright, everyone, we can go home now, we’ve found the most beautiful posting ever.
It’s like we’ve closed the loop, completed the circle, and found the ring. I think the Internet may cease to exist now….and we can say we were here for it.
*sniffle, sniffle*
It’s a beautiful thing, it is.
Wait, we have to record it, and measure it, and suggest theories for its further distribution. We have to have the Taco Thong dance and the Mindfield Memeorial Story Telling by Yancy! We have to RITUALIZE ALL THE THINGS!
Fresh prudential with a minty shell?! Magnifico!
Mama mia! A little slip of a toad? O let me go!
Amoire sacré de la Patrie, soutiens nos bras vengeurs….
Aux armes, citoyens…
1. I don’t think this French Presidential furniture is really in mint condistion. It used to be sarkozy, but it’s not very comfortable anymore.
2. The mint condistion engine is the internal combustion engine’s lesser-known, non-functional, etymologically challenged cousin.
3.
Has To Going Is Leaving Has Been Departing Is Relocating Imperative To Ship Elsewhere Desire To Rid Self Of Likes Smashing Words Together
TC, hope you like the new additions to the Snark Lounge and the box! Punchity Punch Punch!
Bonjour, mes amis!