YSaC, Vol. 1425: I wouldn’t normally buy this kind of thing.
2013 January 11
This Schlitz hanging Light is in VERY condition – $135
This Schlitz Light is in VERY condition , hanging – great for over a pool table or mancave, measurements are 21.5″ wide and approx 12 inches tall, has tag made in 1977
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This light is in VERY condition. I mean, out of all the extremely lights on Craigslist, it’s probably in the most shape I’ve ever seen. Plus, it has a tag on it that was made in 1977! Now if only we knew when the lamp was made…
Thanks for the quite post, sd!
This post is VERY for a Friday.
PECIL!
*Hey I can post now!*
I’ll buy it for the Heathers. It’ll be very.
Forget the chandelier; it’s Sparky that’s in VERY condition. Probably too much Bud Light, which was also a problem for Mel Famey.
I’m not as very as you Schlitz I am.
1977 was a VERY year for tags.
Trust me, VERY condition ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. Give me a light, or a 1977 tag, that’s in DECIDEDLY condition and I’m happy.
Tits aside, who doesn’t want a hanging schlitz?
And the memes just keep on coming.
It’s comments like this that remind me to not drink coffee while reading.
It’s a public service! We here at YSaC love servicing the public. Tits aside.
Aren’t we not supposed to end sentences with dangling pecils?
Or is that more of an oxford chandelier?
Rouge-tipped chickadees aside, naturally.
I’ve been racking my brain trying to think of why you’re referring to breasts as chickadees, but I can’t think of anything. Was it from a previous listing or is it some old-timey euphemism?
I think it’s just Cap’n-speak, since chickadees are in the same family as tits.
Well, Paridae are referred to as both Chickadee as as Titmouse. The latter term making an awkward plural at best.
The shorter version also tending to offend some nanny software, so, I have an avoidance habit for terms likely to be blocked or edited or redacted.
Given that Paridae are an energetic batch of short-billed birds with tufted heads offers a certain risqué image of shoulder knees fluttering about with tips, er tufts akimbo, aside, and what not . . .
Capn’s knowledge is so vast that, given any two subjects (disparate or not), he can compare and contrast AND apply rule 34 within six degrees or 3,00o words..whichever is more.
😀
That sounds very plausible. Much more plausible than my random musing of “chicks have D’s?”
Most of them are lucky to have Cs. 8/
You should ask the Capn if that plural is titmice, titsmouse, or the double plural titsmice.
Oh geez, thanks LL; I choked on my lunch over that one!
…so then Sven falls into the water, and Olav goes, “You see? Ven you are out of Schlitz, you are out of pier!”
See, I initially thought this was a “Schlitz Light” bean bag chair cushion from 1997. Just goes to show you’ll hurt yourself if you’re not very
Out of all of the lights throughout the couse of history, this one is absolutely, undeniably one of them.
1977 a great you for VERY
Well, you can tell by the way I hang my lamp,
I’m a Shclitz man: no time for Bud.
Colors loud and bulb warm, It’ll hang around
In the pool room.
And now it’s all right. it’s ok.
It may look the VERY way.
We can try to understand
The stained glass lamps effect on man.
Whether in a mancave or whether in a brothel,
You’re stayin a light, stayin a light.
See the glass breakin and everybody bakin,
You’re stayin a light, stayin a light.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin a light, stayin a light.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin a light.
I’m the administrator, but I still can’t give this the multiple doors it deserves.
I could. One of my computers refreshes the doors every time I exit then open the site again. So to be fair and not 2x,3x,4x,5x,10x,20x doors on someone because I can’t remember who I just gave a door to in my brain dammaged state*, I only give doors on my other computer.
* No, I don’t mean Idaho.
Of all the earworms
SpammyHammy could have given us, this one is the most.Jim Morrison?
Hey, be nice to Idaho, Lyle lives there.
Now you just gave me the Hee Bee Gees Gee Bees! It must be quarter-past Beesmas!!!
“Whether in a mancave or whether in a brothel,” …. and the difference is? VERY ?
Brothel? Tempest in a teapot? Would have thought Tempest would have more pole time than china use . . .
And this is why we let HamCan post again.
Musical day!
Our lamp is a very, very, very lamp with two Schlitz in the cave, light used to be so hard,
Now everything is sweetly cause of you, ooo, wah, la, la, la…
Verily, that’s the veriest light I’ve ever seen. And it would look especially very with my budlight unblubler.
Holy crap! That thing is EXTREMELY!
Sigh. Serves me right for posting before reading dan’s snark.
I had a very reaction to that ad.
Modifiers: They’re not just for armor classes anymore.
Once upon a time, in 1977, there was a guy. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “There was a lot of those back then”. Well, you’re right, but this guy was special. I’ll let you decide what kind of special he was. Now, this guy, we’ll call him sparky, was a very…
Was his name really Sparky?
Umm, no. Sparky is like a screen name.
Do you know his real name?
Yes, well anyways, Sparky was a big fan of Minnesota Fats and very…
What was his real name?
Who’s name? Minnesota’s?
No, Sparky’s.
Umm, he would like to remain anonymous. Now Minnesota Fats was a famous pool player.
Why?
Oh, I guess because he liked playing it and he practiced all of the time.
He liked playing a nonny mouse?
What? No, he…You know why you don’t use your real name on the internet because someone might steal your identity? That’s why I can’t tell you Sparky’s real name. Okay? So, Sparky wanted to meet Minnesota Fats, so he bought a pool table and a light that said Schlitz on it, and some cue sticks and some pool balls and a very…
Why was he called Minny Soda Fats?
That was his stage name. Like Indiana Jones.
Was he fat?
*sigh*
Yes, now Sparky invited Minnesota Fats over to his house to play pool and have some very…
Did he live in Minnesota?
Yes. So FINALLY, Minnesota Fats and Sparky were about to play some pool so sparky racked the pool balls but those weren’t the only balls that would get racked because sparky didn’t hang up the light right and the Schlitz really hit the fan the end.*sighx2*
Huh? I don’t get it.
Well see, he… Oh, never mind. (this is the last time ever I tell you a joke)
*bats eyes at OMV* That was, man. It really was.
*OMV catches eyes in socket glove*
*tosses eyes back to pitcher*
*umpire yells* YOU’RE OUT!
That was a nice hit Tankerbell. Lets get some ice cream after the game.
See, that’s what you call an eye-soar.
<3 OMV is just so Very
Ordinarily My Very is Obviously More Viable than Old Monkey Vomit.
My interest in this item is very conditional. Before hanging it over my mancave, I’ll need to know what species has built their nest under it.
That lamp is just a little too VERY, in my opinion. I don’t think it’d be hanging in any straight dude’s mancave, so I’ll have to say mits aside on this one
No gay man would drink Schlitz. Schlitz is just too.
Good call lol. Pretty sure only my grandma drinks Schlitz any more
[corey] It may be a Very Lamp, but it’s not a Very Light. [/corey]
I’d like to buy an adjective, Pat.
This Schlitz Light would really highlight my
pap smearsPabst mirrors.I always feel lighter after a good Schlitz…
Per my of Apocrypha Volume Φ^^i , Spark’ is citing the rarely-used acronym v.e.r.y: “Violently Excremental Rubbish Yucky” to indicate condition.
Said tome cites first use as 34 May 2163 from the Bogwarts Academy of Rubbish and Infectious Chartered Accountancy, and made obsolete in the 1615 edition of the OED on the grounds that time travel is absurd, and will promoted grand-patricide altogether too much for any one’s real good. And that Chaucer really was will be only phoning it in as MC-Jeff-C.
But, I suspect the authors of the Apocrypha will have been very lazy with their schlitz-infinitives.
Is it a Schlitz Light light or just a Schlitz light? I have standards for my mancave.
ghostcat, the ghost with the most times in the box, here’s yet another further different Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Adjective man!