YSaC, Vol. 1420: Your time is near, the mission’s clear
Gallery intern
[Location] Gallery looking for a intern to work two or three days a week.
This is not a payed Poisson.
I am willing to work around school and or other job squeals .
This is NOT a paid Poisson. You will be expected to derive the form of Laplace’s equation in the presence of a non-zero charge distribution for free. In addition, there will be no compensation for deriving the discrete probability distribution for independent events with a known average rate. Further, while we are willing to work around your job squeals, no matter how noisy, you will nonetheless be required to describe the negative ratio of transverse to axial strain without pay.
But it could be worse. It’s not like we’re expecting you to be a pro bono Euler, for Pete’s sake. That would be inhumane.
NOT a payed Poisson? Well that probably rules out Nemo and Wanda, then. Free Willy, perhaps?
I think we pooped enough Free Willys yesterday, thank you very much. 8)
Sounds Phishy to me.
*Oh look! Bubbles!*
One man’s fish…
Edit: Do I need to apologize for this?
Fins aside, if the poisson isn’t getting paid, no wonder it squeals about the job so much.
Ahh, and now ve observe the elusive pigfeesh in itz natural habeetat.
It’s only quarter-after eight and I’ve already had my first nerdgasm.
Thank you, Dan.
If your other job squeals, it may involve pigs. I don’t if an unpaid internship is any better, but the old adage is that one man’s meat is another man’s poisson.
The squeals of an unpaid cochon, no doubt. Sparky is mixing meataphors.
We are not allowed to squeal at my job. We have to go outside on our breaks to the squealing area, which is in the back by the dumpsters. Plus, it’s all gnarly and gross because no one ever cleans it.
Maybe your company can hire an intern to clean the area.
[Jason]It’s really hard to differentiate these bad posts from the joke posts. Honestly, I think we need to take better care to be discrete where we might normally distribute these blog posts.
Really, if we look back at all the cumulative distributions we’ve done in the past, I think you’ll find them riddled with posts of divergent quality.[/Jason]
[jason] This is obviously a joke lol [/jason]
Well, ok, but don’t be surprised if the candidates are all a little fishy.
Pro Bono Euler is my double-act Atticus and Abacus cover band. And yes, we do sing in German.
Ben Stein on lead vocals?
Euler? Euler? Euler?
Job Squeals is IF’s Men at Work cover band.
Totally OT, but I came across this just now and it seemed appropriate for today’s title. I couldn’t remember if kelli or ghostie said this:
‘You know you’ve made a bad decision somewhere along the way if a large group of angry people waving flaming sticks and farming implements factors into your day’s plans’
Either way, it’s still a keeper.
Sounds like something I’d say.
Googled it and yep – me from my sarajean80 days. It’s from the post with the questionable birdhouse.
http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=5963#comment-91940
You’re still awesome.
I’d stalk you, but frankly, I’m swamped. 🙂
You’re pretty fabulous yourself, LL ♥
Just as well, this is my week to stalk OMV. I can pencil you in for the week after next, though.
Aw man, that’s the week I’ll be starting a war with the Guilderians.
How is 7 weeks from now?
I initially read this as “galley” intern. What with the Poisson and all, I was feeling all piratey. Started yelling “Aargh! Avast, Ye swabs! Tits aside! Secure the rigging!” Wish is noticed my error before I broke out the rum. We have casual Friday, but its not that casual.
So I’ve been swabbing the poop deck for nothing?!?
That probably depends on weather or not you are repelling borders.
:sniffs:
Well, I could use a quick wash-up but I wouldn’t go so far as to say I was repellent. ‘Sides, the closest Borders closed months ago.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
I find that repelling boarders is a wise practice regardless of the weather.
Well, it can make a difference if they are just unbattening the hatches as opposed to violating the poop deck.
Especially if they want to board via the poop deck. What? But I don’t wanna go to the corner!
Hey, lookit this new coffee table!
This is a perfect example of ‘less is more’. Had Sparky left it with just the first sentence then fine. However, he had to let the current intern, Moby, complete the ad and hence we decline into confusion. Never let an intern eat fishpaste.
If I had a Barracuda, I could squeal the tires around the school parking lot.
If I had a barracuda, I’d need a bigger fishtank.
Is it bad that my first thought of you having a Barracuda was I’d probably prefer your singing to that of Ann Wilson’s of late? (But, I may be biased from the Kennedy Center Awards show.)
if I had a barracuda, I’d squeal in the morning
I’d squeal in the evening
All over this la-and…
That muskie tuna I smelt gave me a haddock. So I won’t be naming my poisson.
Job squeals are the seventy-fourth best sort of squeals, I’ll have you know.
May bees be upon you, drkm, and here’s a very gentle and reverential punchity punch punch for your card. Please don’t change my grade!
Good Morning, Workaholics Anonymous!