YSaC, Vol. 1407: Number one with a bullet
2012 December 18
Free Magic Bullet express mixing set
Free Magic Bullet 17-piece blender set. Bought new at Bed Bath&Beyond two years ago. Fully functional. No longer necessary since my boyfriend moved in with his own Magic Bullet. Great for smoothies and grinding coffee. You pick up.
I feel really sad for poor Sparkette here – she went to all the effort of acquiring a Magic Bullet to keep her boyfriend happy, but it just didn’t work – he went and moved in with his own Magic Bullet instead. Now she’s going to have to spend more time with a different sort of magic bullet, if you get my drift…
Thanks for this one, Peter!
At least the boyfriend moved in with the same brand. Imagine that he had moved in with a Vitamix. Would they have to use the two on alternate weekends? How would they bring up the children?
I hear they have a timeshare Blendtec in the Caribbean.
If you put a Magic Bullet in a Blendtec, will it blend?
Cool, my Galaxy phone is more BlendTec-resistant than an iPhone–woohoo!
Ok, and the blending snap-n-glo sticks is very cool.
Sparky smoke. Don’t breathe this.
And, what if the bf is a Vegemite?
Time to stock up on batteries!
{corey?}
The TacoHut has a Magic Bullet, in fact it was a wedding present. We’re on the second one, the first broke after about 6 months due to shoddy engineering and I had to fix it, after which it worked for a solid 3 years until the chopper blade attachment cracked down the center and would leak everywhere whenever I made coffee shakes.
We bought a knock-off version to replace the first one, and, to some small amazement, it seems more reliably built. It’s going on two years old now and we haven’t had any issues with it. So kids, when picking out your single-serve blenders, go with cheap imitations, they’re better than the real thing.
{/corey?}
So if the Sparky model was new two years ago, there’s no way anything could be wrong with it, is that what you’re saying?
Precisely. It’s gotta be perfectly fine.
Sigh… some times a magic bullet just isn’t the magic bullet…
“Great for smoothies and grinding coffee.”
???
It’s a black thing… You wouldn’t understand.
Thanks for the link, Ralph. No, really. I’ve got a couple gallons of brain bleach going, should be ready any time.
Are you using a BlendTec blender ?
Brain bleach smoke. Don’t breathe this.
That one seems more appropriate for bed, bath, and beyond.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
A trip to Starbucks just took on a number of disturbing subtexts.
I like my women like I like my Starbucks coffee: overpriced and with foreign-sounding names.
I like my women like I like my coffee:
Black, bold, bitter, pretentious, and with an extra shot of espresso.
I like my women like I like my coffee; sweet, blonde, and roughly handled by minimum wage workers.
I’m in an experimental phase right now.
I like my women like I like my coffee:
Covered in bees!!!
I like my coffee like I like my men.
I like my women like I like my coffee: luke warm, stale, and milky.
Coffee smoothie . . .
Gee thanks Ralph. That link flagged my employer’s monitoring system so now I’ll probably be fired. And right before Christmas. Sigh.
Kidding. It did flag the ScanSafe thingy but I made the wise choice and did not click through to the site. That would have been bad. But just wait until I get home! 🙂
Don’t do it, Bubbe! 8) Did I reverse your p-sychology?
Oy, vey Bubbe — so much tsorus over a kitchen appliance?
CJ, LL, GC: Punchity Punch Punch. That hurt me more than it hurt you.
Good Morning, Kitchen Magician!