YSaC, Vol. 1389: I Wanna Destroy Pumpkin Pie!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Here at YSaC, we’re thankful for many things. We’re thankful for our great commenters. We’re thankful that the turkey isn’t on fire. We’re..
Oh.
Well, at any rate, we’re thankful for our great commenters.
Excuse me a moment.
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As I was saying, we’re thankful for many things. One of which is that city in which this posted is nowhere near YSaC’s world headquarters building:
The Sex Pilgrims
No, this doesn’t belong in the adult ads section, LOL! I’m starting a Pilgrim-themed Sex Pistols cover band and need musicians! We will dress as pilgrims and change the lyrics so they are pilgrim-themed! Get ready for amazing Thanksgiving shows! I am an experienced multi-instrumentalist and singer, I can fill any of the 4 roles as necessary! Contact by E-mail!
I can’t wait for their first album, “Never Mind the Patuxet,” featuring such great songs as “Holidays in November,” “God Save Squanto,” and “Anarchy on Cape Cod.”
Thanks for the link, Bryan!
You’re starting a cover band and that is the name you chose? If you really want to embrace the Pilgrim theme, why not something like The Fornicating Muskets?
YSaC has a world headquarters?
Does it also have a world hindquarters? Brisket? Broiler? Drumsticks?
Actually, that could go well with your pilgrim theme, Sparky: Drumstick drumsticks!
This snark was an entry into the 43rd annual drumstick competition for most gratuitous use of the word drumstick on Thanksgiving. Drumstick.
I like Drumsticks but not drumsticks, though my liking of drumsticks depends on their wielder.
Look, Drumsticks!
Belgium!
I’ve always found this kind of band to be somewhat off-standish, and historically, they are unlikely to be accurate about the vicious pilgrims’ progress.
Ralph, hope your family won’t mind you being in the box on Thanksgiving day. Also hope they don’t know the definition of felching. 8)
At least the pudding isn’t …
:beep!beep!beep!beep!:
Never mind.
I love their Christmas album!
I may lack musical skills, but for a small fee, my little band of punk hybridizers, the Sex Pistils, will come and pollinate your pumpkins. No stamen left standing!
Relph, Punchity Punch Punch! Hope being in the box didn’t make you late for the Black Friday sales!
Good Morning, John Smith!