YSaC, Vol. 1381: Can’t even speak about it
IN NEED OF A JOB !
My name is Kayla I am 19 years old. I have a high school deplomia. Im very computer literate and well organized. Im interested in administrative or an office career. Yes thats right Im looking for a long tern career insteaed of a job! Ive been told I have a bubbly personalitly. Im very well with working as a team or on my own. Im willing to learn anything. Im looking for morning shift Monday-Friday an preferably in the ######## area but some surronding areas are okay. If you are interested in getting ahold of me you can email me at the above address and I will get back to you with my resume. Thank you for taking the time and reading my post I look forward to hearing from you
Thank you,
Kayla
It’s a good thing Kayla here is computer literate… because she doesn’t quite qualify for the regular kind. Also, how many H.R. directors really spend their time poking around on Craigslist on the off chance that someone who has posted a desperate plea for employment might fill their requirements better than a random homeless person pulled off the median strip across from their nearest Waffle House?
On the other hand, “Deplomia” is a great Rhianna song.
Thanks for the link, Jessica!
Sorry Sparkie, but even a short tern career instead of a job requires a college degree, and there’s no such thing as a “morning shift” in wildlife biology. No boobies are eligible.
But maybe if you could sparrow a minute you’d find she’s just the gull for the job.
And hey, since when was crowing about your achievements on Craigslist a crime?
My tern!
Isn’t pride a cardinal sin?
You have to admit, “Kayla, CEO” has a nice wren to it.
The way she crows about her achievements, I’m sure all the big companies will be flocking to her. It won’t be long before she is able to build up quite a nest egg.
Riiiiiiiight…and who’s gull-ible enough to give her a job?
I think she would make aviary good employee.
But remember, she’s not looking for job, she’s looking for a carrier. Preferably one where she doesn’t have to work all jay.
Since she has a bubbly personalitly make sure she takes a drug test; you don’t want her to leave no tern unstoned.
Sometimes, you people give me the batshit crazies.
She’ll be great on the phone where she just has to parrot the same greeting over and over.
Why would you want to pigeonhole her like that? She needs room to fly.
My name is David I am 50 years old. Im very computer literate and well organized in particular I am a whiz at using speling and gramer check. My family came here from Deplomia please don’t be prejudiced against Deplomian-Americans.
Itching extensions? Aching weave? Tingling toupee? These are just a few of the warning signs of Deplioma. But fortunately, the folks at GlaxoMerckPfizer have a solution for this debilitating social disgrace: Walletol! Demand it from your doctor today!
That’s just generic Naplonene.
Is Naplonene that ice cream that’s part strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, and regret?
I like the kind with the chocolate horses and bayonets in it.
That’s called Ben & Jerry’s Romney’s Navy and I think it’s got nuts and ground seahorses in it.
Yeah but it’s not as good as the original.
I have been diagnosed with “the most boring case of dissociative identity disorder ever.”
….that’s A-Team*.
*pity the fool
This would actually work pretty well, since I think just about every woman that was a part of the team in that show ended up biting it.
Let’s jump 10 years into the future and visit Kayla in her new career: She is 29, has 3 kids, uses her deplomia as a paperweight, and works as a team. “You want fries with that?”
Oh ye of little faith. Who’s to say she won’t end up at a multinotional carportation?
Windy, I have read things from people in management and higher positions that were not even as well written as Kayla’s plea for employment.
Dear CL,
I am 52, have a degree and three decades’ proven professional experience; I am literate in English, and have a passing knowledge of Last, Spanish, German, and French.
All in an industry that has seen a post-Recession “improvement” from 33-35% to 28-26% unemployment, so, please, please, wizard CL, find me a job.
Wilt hep iffn I talks al dumlike?
i r gud @ maths 2.
oktxbye
Ok, Kayla. Start with use of the apostrophe. Uh-POS-truh-fee. Look up what it is, learn how to use it, and then try again.
My name is Kayla
I live on the second floor
I have a high school deplomia
yes I think you’ve seen me before
Im very computer literate and well organized
Im interested in administrative or an office career
Just don’t ask me what it was
Just don’t ask me what it was
Just don’t ask me what it was
Im looking for a long tern career
I have a bubbly personalitly
Im very well with working as a team
Im willing to learn anything
Im looking for morning shift
preferably in the ######## area
You just don’t argue anymore
You just don’t argue anymore
You just don’t argue anymore
My name is Kayla
I am 19 years old
D/DM, so good to have you back in the Snark Lounge! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Hannibal Smith!
I love it when a plan comes together.
You have a bubbly personalitly? My personalitly is all wrong. My mind’s constantly in the gutter, I annoy people to no end, and make fun of people for the tiniest grammar errors. I guess could could say my personalitly is….male.