YSaC, Vol. CLXXII
2009 January 6
looking for this
let me know
Heather sends this in, saying, “Aaaaaand… That’s all. No pictures. No description. And why is it in the “free” section? Is the title meant to have a question mark at the end? Because I was looking for a mysterious, description-less Craig’s List posting for free! (I usually have to pay for those– but not today!)”
Ah, the zen of Craigslist. Weren’t we all really looking for “this”, today? I know I was.
Maybe we should get this poster in touch with this guy. It sounds like they might be able to work something out.
I don’t think I can help with this, but I have some of that, if your interested. Will meet you there. Or halfway there.
You’re decision.
I was looking for this all week. I’m doing a lot of writing this week, and I was TOTALLY out of thises.
Opps.
Meat to say, “Will meat you their.”
I’m looking for this so that I can discuss the
Me too, let me know if you find
I found this, now what
:approaches pulpit:
Are we not all, brothers and sisters and those who are as yet undecided, searching for the elusive “this”? Here at the First Reformed United Church and Coffeehouse of YSaC, We can help you in that endless search for “this”! If your personal “this” is a can of vintage Crisco or a haunted taxidermied hawk, we will help you find it! Are you looking for a red table you can buy for free? A cardboard cutout of a GEICO caveman, Michael Jackson, or Bea Arthur? Oversized couches containing questionable stains or dead snakes? We can help you, friend! We may mock you mercilessly in your quest, but that is how we do things here at the First Reformed Church and Coffeehouse of YSaC!
And if your personal “this” is a tall iced mocha with extra whipped cream and a double shot of espresso, then you are in luck, my friend!
That’s our special this week.
Also, Dunkin’ Donuts may close at midnight in Ish*, but the Temple Beth Ish stays open all night long.
And has donuts.
*Looting, you see.
“Bees be upon you, Brother!”
“Sister.”
“Sister! Sorry.”
Nobody ever has the other thing.
I have the other thing, it was a bit costly, but well worth it.
I always heard the other Thing lived with Cousin Itt.
The other Thing did live with Cousin Itt for a while, but Itt got tired of the other Thing being all handsy.
Check these out!
Hey y’all, watch this!
Can’t touch this! Stop … hammer time!
This is dedicated to the one I love.
What child is this?
This is not the hammer.
Nope, can’t; you’re not old enough to hold my beer–even for a minute.
This post makes me think of THIS.
You can go with this.
Or you can go with that.
Awesome video! I love the music, too. The Walken Rocks.
Have you seen this before?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54iR0xFkEfQ
ROFL — I got a pop-up during the video for Gay Men Singles Dating.
Maybe it’s meta. They were looking for a craigslist post. In which case, they found it. Yay, a happy ending!
**Der Kondüktor steps up to the podium, and taps the music stand with his Vünderbäton. He clears his throat and raises his arms.**
I vill gib you tree, ünd den, ve vill play Sparky’s first Zymphony in der key of. After dat, ve vill play der orchesträl arrangement der Phillip Gläss’s magnum opüs, “Red Table for Sale”.
I wonder who this could be ;).
Das is nicht mich. Das is der impostor!
Causes laughter at this.
Vünderbäton = “feunhtr BAYT un”
ünd = “EUEW ndht”
Zymphony; Sinfonie im Deutsch is “Zym FAWN ee”
orchesträl = “oar Kest RAil”
Gläss = “GLAYCE”
opüs = “eh PUCE”
“Red Table for Sale” — Rote Tabelle für zu verkaufende, der freie Preis sein.
Wookin’ fo Dub
Well, I spent a lifetime lookin’ for you
Single nouns and good time verbs were never true
Playin’ a fools game, hopin’ to win
Usin’ those sweet conjunctions and losin’ again
I was lookin’ for this in all the wrong phrases
Lookin’ for this in too many places
Searchin’ Craigslist, lookin’ for traces
Of the pronoun I’m dreamin’ of
Hopin’ to find this in an ad
I’ll bless this day I discover
Another Sparky that has some this
NOOOO! Bad Puppy! Take that earworm outside, now! Oh, my head! Ow.
Darn, I was looking for that not this.
Take this!
Can I return this?
Sorry, this window is only for pets from “Kemal Attaturk, the Man.”
This, sale is final!
it’s dangerous to go alone
You don’t say!
Ok, off-topic but wanting needs noting.
Site has been nice and stable on FF all week (yay), and not the case on IE at all (yawn).
But, Adores seem to have some sort of “switch” on them, and when it’s in the “off’ mode, the browser used does not seem to matter. They only stay “selected” within a given session. As soon as the page is refreshed, none show to be set, and they are not incrementing, either (or, at least, not from my selecting them).
I’ve checked for cookie permissions and approved access on five different machines on four different networks. It’s quite peculiar.
Ok, it remains better than random 400 or 500 page errors; just odd.
ok, [ot rambling] complete;
let us return to the meditation of exposition of evangelical proselytized Zen
Evangelical Zen is IF’s Staple Family Singers cover band.
This is the end, my only friend, the end.
And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make!
This is SPARTA!
SisterTaco, report to the bridge immediately! Punchity Punch Punch!
G’Night, Kingdom of Wei!