YSaC, Vol. 1379: Wanna hear some happy baby talk
2012 November 8
Events Coordinator
Micrfghgfhgfhce and exhgfhgfht interpersonal skills required. Experiengfhgfhce in selling and managing events pregfhgfhferred.
Location: ##########, FLhgfhgfhghCompensayhjghjgh per hour
Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contacght this job poster.
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Who’s an events coordinator?
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You’re an events coordinator!
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Yes you are!
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Oh, yes you are!
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Now eat your gerberts.
Thanks for the post, Jeanann!
Great Expectorations.
I’m especially good at expectorating.
My, what a guy.
And people ask me why I do not use Swype to enter text . . .
–Well, it was a lovely wedding, but I must say, the wall-spaghetti theme was a bit avant garde for me.
–I know. But I found the crunch of Cheerios on the dance floor made it so festive.
When cats post to Craigslist…..
Also seeking typist. Cats need not apply.
“Maybe he was choking while he typed it.”
“He wouldn’t bother to type Plghgfhgfhgfghgfh if he was choking, he’s just say it.”
“Maybe he was dictating?”
“Shut up!”
Imagine if those silly English Knnnnnnn-igghits only had Siri.
Doors be upon you TM.
:emails packet of Kleenex to Sparky:
Gesundheit.
Yay. Thanks for using my submission. 🙂
Thanks for submitterating!
What do you suppose being an expert at “Micrfghgfhgfhce and exhgfhgfht” would pay? qiehbsiku87421b.a maybe? obo’s?
I tried asking Crazy Uncle Google about “Micrfghgfhgfhce and exhgfhgfht” and he points me right back here. That’s kind of circular in a cosmic kind of way.
Help me I’m caught in an internet loop and I can’t get out.
*Turns off Artsy’s computer*
You’re welcome. When you reboot, put the bird seed in the usual place.
That is so much better. I got the extra fancy seeds for you.
“Compensayhjghjgh per hour”
*finds decoder ring in drawer*
We pay in various controlled substances.
Well I never.
Question, Dan, was it really necessary to conceal Sparky’s location? I don’t think any of us would find him if it said he was from “Fgfgfggjfhjgffjghfghfhjgfh”. (I think that’s somewhere in Scandinavia.) Or is that one of the few words he actually managed to avoid drenching with his keyboard vomit?
I thought Fgfgfggjfhjgffjghfghfhjgfh was in Wales… or maybe it was Thailand.
That was, in fact, one of the few coherent words in the post.
“Drenched with keyboard vomit”. TC, you have a way with a visual. If only we could harness that power for good…
Alas, poor Gerbert. I knew him well.
Maybe it was a full moon and the poster was in the process of “changing”, just needed to get this one last post out before leaving work for the night. Maybe the poster is Bruce Banner and as he was typing he got yet another robocall from a political candidate. Don’t judge.
Is this that new Tourette font I hear tell aboot.
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette, typing in Tourette
Je te micrghcai la tête
Exhgfht plumerai la tête
Et la tête
Et tourette
Alouette
And Tourette
O-o-o-oh
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette, typing in Tourette
Sparky shouldn’t have eaten so many beans before posting.
Oh Silva, with all the erudite, edumacated postgraduate-level snark around here, I’m sorry to say that your comment is the one that made Diet Coke come out my nose.
Well played. Well played, indeed.
You mean fart jokes aren’t classy?
This looks like some of my most recent comments, you know, if I didn’t go back and correct it. I’d try to type one letter, and in that attempt, I’d have to delete three or four characters. My last post yesterday took me about 1½ hours to post.
It’s all that good hospital dope, that stuff is awesome but you end up spending twenty minutes trying to figure out how to make your fingers work.
The last time I was in the hospital whatever they gave me made me narcoleptic so you have my sympathies. Get well soon!
I took Adivan (sp?) for a dentist appointment once. That night I got on IM with my parents and talked for ten minutes or so. My mom said that after I got off they spent the next while trying to figure out which keys my fingers were on. Made perfect sense to me I guess.
CJ and ghostcat, the Dynamic Snarking Duo! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, FLhgfhgfhgh!
Maybe it was intentional. It’s his written version of the Da Vinci Code. The first person to crack the code wins the job.
Baby ate too many carrots. Turned orange.