YSaC, Vol. 1378: It’s all too mutch, it’s all too mutch.

2012 November 7
by dan

free stuff


I have 2 empty propane cyleders a bag of red mutch a whole pile of shutets and 2 pics all free

Shutets.

Shutets?

Shutets!

Wait… Shutets?

Huh. Shutets.

Thanks for the shutets, Ralph!

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  1. 2012 November 7
    CapnMac permalink

    Cyleders? That’s the gatwaye parmesannic! They huk uwe wit free smples, an den yuur inna hard stuph, lyke red mutch and shutets.

    Sumboty ottah falg dis 2 CL, itz a drug deel!

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  2. 2012 November 7
    Ralph permalink

    You can use the shutets to make a small barn for the pics.

    Or you can pic particular shutets to fit your windrows.

    It’s all mutch of a mutchness to Sparky.

    Adores: 6
  3. 2012 November 7
    Rebecca permalink

    Are they nerky shutets? And would they match my fresh provincial armwar?

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    • 2012 November 7

      I like my shutets to be just a little bit green when I pick them, they have a very piquant bouquet that pairs well with a dry white.

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  4. 2012 November 7

    Now look what I’ve got here; that’s the way you do it.
    Two empty cyleders — no, not three.
    And this red mutch, that’s the way you do it.
    Shutets for nothin’ and pics for free.

    Adores: 13
  5. 2012 November 7
    CapnMac permalink

    “I have 2 empty propane [cylinders] a bag of red [mulch] a whole pile of [shutets] and 2 [pick-mattocks] all free”

    So, that’s what’s left after the mobile meth lab home blowed up real good, is it?

    Lessee [coreys]
    Empty tanks for storing volatile chemicals in–why, sure, I’ll not worry about leaks, missing fittings, rust, or the like . . .

    Mulch is only 2 cubic feet per [big] bag (55-56 litres mes SI amies) which will cover about 8 square feet (3/4 m²) at 3″ (76mm) thick.
    Mulch is not typically sold by the color, as by the what it was mulched from. Hardwood mulch is different from pine or random tree mulch. Also, there is much confusion between bark chips and mulch. Bark chips are purely decorative, float away when they do not become flotsam at the merest breeze. Mulch will break down and become a useful amendment to the soil.

    Shutets? Got nuthin.

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  6. 2012 November 7

    What no lacawates valtrus-sukas? If you had a lacawates valtrus-suka I’d be all over the shutets like mutch on cyleders.

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  7. 2012 November 7

    “I give away propane and propane accessories.”

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  8. 2012 November 7

    Dan and I were once playing Scrabble and looked something up in the Scrabble dictionary, as one is wont to do. We discovered that the word “pigstick” is a legal Scrabble word. The only problem is that “pigstick” is a word that sounds best when yelled at the top of your lungs.

    Try it:

    PIGSTICK!

    PIIIIIGSSTIIIIIIICK!

    See?

    “Shutets” is close, but is no pigstick.

    Adores: 10
  9. 2012 November 7

    Every time I read ‘shutets’, I hear Cap’n Jack Sparrow…

    “Shutit!”

    “Shut it!”

    “SHUUUUT IT!!”

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    • 2012 November 7

      :puts on pearls:

      It’s pronounced “Shoe-tay”, dear.

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      • 2012 November 7

        And the shutets are Royal Doulton with hand-painted periwinkles, £40 each and irreplaceable.

        Adores: 5
        • 2012 November 7
          CapnMac permalink

          A gift from the neighbor of the accountant of the assistant footman to the Duchess of Pangloss?

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      • 2012 November 7
        Rebecca permalink

        “The Shoe-Tay residence, lady of the house speaking . .”

        Adores: 3
        • 2012 November 7

          No, I most certainly am not running a special this week on sweet and pungent pork! Well, I don’t care if you have a coupon, kindly clear the line of this slimline pearl white telephone.

          Little prat.

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  10. 2012 November 7
    tigprincess permalink

    Well, good for you, so glad you’ve got all that stuff and best of luck in giving it away, otherwise it’ll be your responsibility to take it to the dump in your bee-covered vehicle. Personally I wouldn’t have broadcast it on C’List but hey, its a free country.

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  11. 2012 November 7
    Tankerbell permalink

    NOW you offer this stuff, after my Guy Fawkes bonfire party is over. !@$#&**?$@!!!!

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 November 7
      CapnMac permalink

      Dunno, rapscallion kids chunking fireworks into the bonfire, and you’d have burning shutets all over the neighborhood.
      Tho- the red mutch would be pretty in a fire, an all-consuming fire, rage, and burn and searing and obliterating fire Fire FIRE! Bwahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaha!

      Adores: 2
  12. 2012 November 7

    A shutet is two or more quartets playing the same music but slightly off beat from each other.

    Adores: 3
    • 2012 November 7
      SpaceBug permalink

      I played left-shutet in high school.

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      • 2012 November 7
        Tankerbell permalink

        I had to have my left shutet removed after the accident.

        Adores: 3
        • 2012 November 7
          funky "ass-noodles" monkey permalink

          I’m a registered shutet donor. Says so right on my driver’s license.

          Adores: 2
      • 2012 November 7
        CapnMac permalink

        Man, I missed out on second runner-up fifth chair shutet by only this much [holds up parsec-stick]

        Adores: 3
  13. 2012 November 7

    Mutch Ado about Shutets

    by

    William “The Cyleder” Shakespeare

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  14. 2012 November 7
    Ralph permalink

    [corey] I suspect Sparky has a pile of old window shutters, which are not good for much besides firewood. By the time you strip and refinish them it’s cheaper to buy them new, preferably plastic ones that don’t rot into red mutch.

    I know of an outhouse that was built from recycled shutters, an excellent way to ventilate it to keep the smell down, but unusable in the summer due to flies and mosquitos.

    I suppose you could also use them to fence off an area for your babby or a miniature pic, but razor wire is easier to install. [/corey]

    Adores: 3
    • 2012 November 7
      CapnMac permalink

      There is a possibility that Spark’ is referring to the pieces-parts for gutter (aka eaves trough) downspouts (aka down leaders) as “chutes” (possible as I know some in Indiana who use “rain slough” as “rain shoot” shoot->chute not much further a leap; maybe; perhaps)

      So, Spark could have a heapin’ helpin’ of tetanus-riddled rusty galvanized sheet metal of no particular value to go with the red mercurymutlch and a couple pickaxes (or guitar picks).

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  15. 2012 November 7
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Delurk
    Relurk

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    • 2012 November 7

      :waves:

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    • 2012 November 7
      Tankerbell permalink

      Any of you just see a dude in here wearing a mini-dress with his backside hanging out? Just me? Ok.

      *cleans glasses*

      Adores: 7
  16. 2012 November 7
    Silva Noir permalink

    If the pics are free why didn’t he post them in the listing? Pictures of what? Shutets?

    Oh Sparky, you’re too mutch.

    Adores: 4
  17. 2012 November 8

    Dave and wanda and ghostie, oh my!
    Dave and wanda and ghostie, oh my!
    Follow the snarky brick road!
    Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Hyacinth!

    Adores: 0

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