YSaC, Vol. 1378: It’s all too mutch, it’s all too mutch.
2012 November 7
free stuff
I have 2 empty propane cyleders a bag of red mutch a whole pile of shutets and 2 pics all free
Shutets.
Shutets?
Shutets!
Wait… Shutets?
Huh. Shutets.
Thanks for the shutets, Ralph!
Cyleders? That’s the gatwaye parmesannic! They huk uwe wit free smples, an den yuur inna hard stuph, lyke red mutch and shutets.
Sumboty ottah falg dis 2 CL, itz a drug deel!
You can use the shutets to make a small barn for the pics.
Or you can pic particular shutets to fit your windrows.
It’s all mutch of a mutchness to Sparky.
Are they nerky shutets? And would they match my fresh provincial armwar?
I like my shutets to be just a little bit green when I pick them, they have a very piquant bouquet that pairs well with a dry white.
Now look what I’ve got here; that’s the way you do it.
Two empty cyleders — no, not three.
And this red mutch, that’s the way you do it.
Shutets for nothin’ and pics for free.
“I have 2 empty propane [cylinders] a bag of red [mulch] a whole pile of [shutets] and 2 [pick-mattocks] all free”
So, that’s what’s left after the mobile meth
labhome blowed up real good, is it?Lessee [coreys]
Empty tanks for storing volatile chemicals in–why, sure, I’ll not worry about leaks, missing fittings, rust, or the like . . .
Mulch is only 2 cubic feet per [big] bag (55-56 litres mes SI amies) which will cover about 8 square feet (3/4 m²) at 3″ (76mm) thick.
Mulch is not typically sold by the color, as by the what it was mulched from. Hardwood mulch is different from pine or random tree mulch. Also, there is much confusion between bark chips and mulch. Bark chips are purely decorative, float away when they do not become flotsam at the merest breeze. Mulch will break down and become a useful amendment to the soil.
Shutets? Got nuthin.
What no lacawates valtrus-sukas? If you had a lacawates valtrus-suka I’d be all over the shutets like mutch on cyleders.
“I give away propane and propane accessories.”
Dan and I were once playing Scrabble and looked something up in the Scrabble dictionary, as one is wont to do. We discovered that the word “pigstick” is a legal Scrabble word. The only problem is that “pigstick” is a word that sounds best when yelled at the top of your lungs.
Try it:
PIGSTICK!
PIIIIIGSSTIIIIIIICK!
See?
“Shutets” is close, but is no pigstick.
Yes, Dan mentioned that a while back:
http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=6387
Shutets is babby pigstickers?
What I heard when you were yelling pigstick was ‘Sooooooeeeeeee’. Yep, country girl here.
Every time I read ‘shutets’, I hear Cap’n Jack Sparrow…
“Shutit!”
“Shut it!”
“SHUUUUT IT!!”
:puts on pearls:
It’s pronounced “Shoe-tay”, dear.
And the shutets are Royal Doulton with hand-painted periwinkles, £40 each and irreplaceable.
A gift from the neighbor of the accountant of the assistant footman to the Duchess of Pangloss?
“The Shoe-Tay residence, lady of the house speaking . .”
No, I most certainly am not running a special this week on sweet and pungent pork! Well, I don’t care if you have a coupon, kindly clear the line of this slimline pearl white telephone.
Little prat.
Well, good for you, so glad you’ve got all that stuff and best of luck in giving it away, otherwise it’ll be your responsibility to take it to the dump in your bee-covered vehicle. Personally I wouldn’t have broadcast it on C’List but hey, its a free country.
NOW you offer this stuff, after my Guy Fawkes bonfire party is over. !@$#&**?$@!!!!
Dunno, rapscallion kids chunking fireworks into the bonfire, and you’d have burning shutets all over the neighborhood.
Tho- the red mutch would be pretty in a fire, an all-consuming fire, rage, and burn and searing and obliterating fire Fire FIRE! Bwahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaha!
A shutet is two or more quartets playing the same music but slightly off beat from each other.
I played left-shutet in high school.
I had to have my left shutet removed after the accident.
I’m a registered shutet donor. Says so right on my driver’s license.
Man, I missed out on second runner-up fifth chair shutet by only this much [holds up parsec-stick]
Mutch Ado about Shutets
by
William “The Cyleder” Shakespeare
[corey] I suspect Sparky has a pile of old window shutters, which are not good for much besides firewood. By the time you strip and refinish them it’s cheaper to buy them new, preferably plastic ones that don’t rot into red mutch.
I know of an outhouse that was built from recycled shutters, an excellent way to ventilate it to keep the smell down, but unusable in the summer due to flies and mosquitos.
I suppose you could also use them to fence off an area for your babby or a miniature pic, but razor wire is easier to install. [/corey]
There is a possibility that Spark’ is referring to the pieces-parts for gutter (aka eaves trough) downspouts (aka down leaders) as “chutes” (possible as I know some in Indiana who use “rain slough” as “rain shoot” shoot->chute not much further a leap; maybe; perhaps)
So, Spark could have a heapin’ helpin’ of tetanus-riddled rusty galvanized sheet metal of no particular value to go with the red
mercurymutlch and a couple pickaxes (or guitar picks).Delurk
Relurk
:waves:
Any of you just see a dude in here wearing a mini-dress with his backside hanging out? Just me? Ok.
*cleans glasses*
If the pics are free why didn’t he post them in the listing? Pictures of what? Shutets?
Oh Sparky, you’re too mutch.
Dave and wanda and ghostie, oh my!
Dave and wanda and ghostie, oh my!
Follow the snarky brick road!
Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Hyacinth!