YSaC, Vol. 1370: I bet it’s tasty with Winter Bagels!

2012 October 26

2006 NATIONAL TRADEWINDS 40D $78000


tips of half a mold, and a hurry, for the size, a big onions chopped parsley, and a little spice. Butter all together; then you have it, they fall apart with any cheap in the green skin and a couple of sauce, and pepper. Cook the other. Let me have been added. Turn it on a bechamel with a quarter of milk, three or fillet, lay them to add them a fillet of the sauce to boil, salt and pour a tiny pinch of salt in a plate with a lump of sugar and you have been first of butter. For English bottled sauces can make a soup to flavor it well mixed herbs, and water. Skin them, and so that is tender, will take some fillets of meat extract to serve, with a good mayonnaise and, if you will be followed for two ounces of Madeira sauce. Cold turbot or twelve endives that though it half the custard of semolina, one pound rump steak or of claret, a pound of vinegar and brown or skin, but without the top the roasting-dish and lemon juice. Cook it to make a hot after the manual that it is an oval dish. Powder with a tablespoonful of water or fillet up the soup with plenty of mutton, egg in a thick slices of cold with sugar, and salt. Pour on the meat course melted in salt, pepper, three pints of feculina. Boil up each fillet in regular pieces; arrange them into fine wire sieve. Fry till nicely browned without injuring the onions chopped beef, and serve. CROQUETTES Make a cupful of soup. Make the yolks of well-washed spinach; drain it every bit of two or one and a little flour. Put your sprats, on a case let it upside down the whole
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Um. No thank you. I prefer my motor homes served in a honey Dijon glaze.

(Thanks for the post, Mackenzie!)

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  1. 2012 October 26
    CapnMac permalink

    This so begs for a decidedly cruel and overly-technical jab at a known “undocumented program feature” in IE with multiple open tabs and CTRL+C. I’ll demur.

    Besides, <em.everybody knows you really want a third axle on a forty-foot 1/2″ foot class Freightliner chassis.

    Oh, and we will want to bring One Moving Violation a calming beverage, as his experience Over the Road will have had him thinking about how to tow a fifth-wheel trailer using a 10K 2″ receiver hitch (but the stress wil be from considering what it would be like to share the road with such a lash-up with a four-wheeler driving a “tandem” like that).

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    • 2012 October 26
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Actually Capn, one of the strangest towing experiences I’ve seen happened in Vancouver, Wa. It was a Dodge power Wagon with the front end up on a fifth-wheel dollie (meant for towing a second fifth wheel trailer behind the first), all towed by a Geo Metro. And traveling at 60 mph.

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      • 2012 October 26

        A prime example of man’s inhumanity to ass-phalt.

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        • 2012 October 26
          One Moving Violation permalink

          Ass-fault n. 1)The crevice between two cheeks. 2) The fault of an ass.

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        • 2012 October 26
          DigitalAxis permalink

          …also different from an asp-fault, which is what Cleopatra suffered from.

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  2. 2012 October 26

    You would need a pound of claret for this to make sense. You know what? Make mine a double.

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    • 2012 October 26

      Which would go nicely with some fillets of meat extract.

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      • 2012 October 26

        ::rummages through pantry::

        I have some meat gerbets and Crisco that expired in 1988, will that do?

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        • 2012 October 26
          One Moving Violation permalink

          And CJ, everybody knows that you have alot more than a couple of sauce in your pantry as well.

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        • 2012 October 26

          That’s right OMV…and all my sauce is awesome. 😉

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    • 2012 October 26
      Llama Derp permalink

      You don’t want a pound of vinegar? Picky picky!

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      • 2012 October 26

        You can catch more barflies with a pound of claret than a pound of vinegar.

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  3. 2012 October 26

    But WHY a recipe for the first paragraph? The rest of it (title, bottom half of text, picture) seems to be relatively sane and all selling the same product.

    Also the misplaced, commas in the recipe are, driving me insane.

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    • 2012 October 26
      Malfunctioning Spambot #4 permalink

      Marketing research has shown that people WHO OWN FIVE OR MORE HAIRDRYERS enjoy value-added information ABOUT PORK PRODUCTS with their BADGER STARCHING SUPPLIES other advertisements. It’s simply good FOR YOU AND GOOD FOR AMERICA! TAFT ’12! for business.

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    • 2012 October 26
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      The commas are bothering you more than the meat course melted in salt or the thick slices of cold?

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      • 2012 October 26

        Are thick slices of cold the equivalent of coffee slices for the beer drinking crowd?

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      • 2012 October 26

        YSaCers are an odd bunch.

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        • 2012 October 26

          ::she said proudly::

          There ghostie, I fixed it for ya.

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        • 2012 October 26
          P-Rex permalink

          YSaCers are an odd bunch.

          Prime even.

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    • 2012 October 26
      CapnMac permalink

      See above–certain versions of IE, if they have multiple tabs open, and the tabs have highlighted information in them, sometimes the CTRL+V combines them all in a glorious mish-mash. There is a related uh-oh for certain emulated IE pages using frames, that will highlight sidebars and sub frames entire when CTRL+C is invoked.

      Which is really what this looks like, where an abstracted frame of recipe results has been lifted entire into the pasted text.

      Our friend the paperclip (the one really long-past due a visit from Mr Crowbar) is also bad about having hit internal limits for copy-pasted copy. Especially in situations where a person might be, oh, cut-n-pasting other ad copy, like the boilerplate off the Tradewinds page, or their own fifth-wheel CL ad…

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  4. 2012 October 26
    LimeLolly permalink

    How To Eat An RV – With Beschemel and Yolk of Spinach.

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    • 2012 October 26
      One Moving Violation permalink

      I used to vork in Visconsin in der smörgåsbord.
      Behind the deli counter, a lady came in the door.
      She said she vanted some spinach, I asked her vhat part she’d like.
      A yolk she wanted, a yolk I told. I’ll never vork dere anymore.

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  5. 2012 October 26

    “Let me have been added.”

    I say that to all my gaming friends on Facebook. So let it be written, so let it be done.

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    • 2012 October 26
      Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

      I think Windrose will have the best comment when she was 9.

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  6. 2012 October 26
    Rabbit Roulette permalink

    Looking at the pics, that RV is nicer than some of the places I have lived in. This looks to be a high class Spark-bot, because I haven’t even heard of some of the stuff those recipes were calling for.

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  7. 2012 October 26
    Audax permalink

    “Pour on the meat course melted in salt, pepper, three pints of feculina.”

    Because…you know…feculina!

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    • 2012 October 26
      DigitalAxis permalink

      What, you don’t have Victorian cake flour?

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  8. 2012 October 26
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Pour on the meat course melted in salt, pepper, three pints of feculina.

    This would not have made an ounce of sense to me yesterday, but it does now.
    This morning, while fixing some sausage and potatoes, instead of the sausages browning, they melted. I didn’t know that was possible, but there it was, right before my eyes. I quickly grabbbed my mother’s old cookbook “Strange and Unusual Cooking”. I discovered that at just the right temerature, meat will liquify so that it will be pourable. Apparently, “hotter than two hamsters farting in a wool sock” is just that teperature. So, anyways, I just drizzled my sausage over my spuds and called it breakfast.
    Oh, and I looked up feculina with the google thingy, and I think Feculina is a Countess, Sister of that starchy Count Fecula. I guess after three pints, feculina speaks much of flavor.

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  9. 2012 October 26
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    I didn’t realize you could substitute twelve endives for cold turbot, or claret for rump steak, but it turns out I don’t have any of those. Can I just use a half gallon of banana livers?

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  10. 2012 October 26
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Fry till nicely browned without injuring the onions

    I injured my onions once, and a lady from the Department of Onion Welfare came and grabbed my onions and took them away.

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  11. 2012 October 26
    Bombdude permalink

    “How can ya have any pudding, if ya don’t eat yer MEAT!?!?!”

    Note: Nesting fail. That was supposed to be in with OMV and Silva’s comments…

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  12. 2012 October 26
    Kaziganthi permalink

    The first half makes perfect sense if you read it in the voice of Bill Cosby imitating Julia Childs…

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    • 2012 October 26
      CapnMac permalink

      Adores encores au vin!

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  13. 2012 October 26
    Ralph permalink

    “Cook the other.” If Sparky means the Significant Other, this recipe needs more salt.

    I stuck a recipe for meatballs in the middle of my Master’s thesis just to make sure my committee was actually reading it. They were; I had to take it out. Maybe they would have preferred the custard of semolina.

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  14. 2012 October 26

    I’m worried about the onan diesel generator. Surely the whole point about Onan was that he wasn’t a generator?

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    • 2012 October 26
      Windrose permalink

      Oh, Ratty, you are so well read! You probably know that Dorothy Parker had a canary named Onan. 8)

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    • 2012 October 26
      CapnMac permalink

      [diesel corey] When diesel first appeared it was during the time when a market had first formed for steam power plants of a size to almost be portable. These featured a large flywheel to which one cinched drive belts or the like to take the power off to where it was needed.

      This translated well into systems that had used donkeys or mules tethered to wheel or harness. The early powerplants–steam or internal combustion–were often as cranky as their quadrupedal counterparts–so, they collected names like jenny, or ginny, onager, and the like. So, that there is a company named Onan (which for trade/service mark purposes is spelled in lowercase) is not really remarkable.

      Given my druthers, though, I prefer Volvo’s long-proven 3-cylinder marine diesel.

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      • 2012 October 26

        And to make it even better, the company’s full name is Cummins Onan.

        http://www.cumminsonan.com/

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        • 2012 October 26
          One Moving Violation permalink

          This one time, I was goin’ to Cummins because my cummins was goin’ out.

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        • 2012 October 26

          One, we don’t talk about that sort of thing in the lounge! However, we do draw diagrams and have slide shows.

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        • 2012 October 27

          Sometimes we use puppets.

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    • 2012 October 26
      Brer Fox permalink

      Diesel generators are great! If you don’t have anything to use the diesel generated by the generator, you can sell your surplus diesel on Craigslist.

      (I hope that wasn’t too obtuse.)

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  15. 2012 October 26
    Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

    “if you will be followed for two ounces”

    You might just get a warning. You will be followed and arrested for two kilos though.

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  16. 2012 October 26
    Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

    Powder with a tablespoonful of water

    Finally, there is a recipe I can use my powdered water in.

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    • 2012 October 26
      Bombdude permalink

      Sorcery!!

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    • 2012 October 26
      DigitalAxis permalink

      Powdered water! Just add… oh, wait.

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  17. 2012 October 27

    *tour guide voice* In this wing of the Snark Lounge, we have the ghostcat collection, starting with this lovely swing set and bedazzled hoof rack. Our latest acquisition is this lovely Tradewinds motor home with a good mayonnaise and two ounces of Madeira sauce. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Good Neighbor Sam!

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