Dresser w/ Mirror $50
Nice (very heavy) solid wood dresser with mirror. You will definitely need a hand trck (Appliance dolly preferred – $8.00 at U-Haul) and a helper buddy.
Huh. That doesn’t seem so bad. The specification of which appliance dolly to get is a bit odd, but overall this doesn’t seem to warrant being sent to You Suck at Craigsli …
Oh.
Um.
This is Whut_it_dew’s fault.
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Ow! my eyes!
Not even subtle reflecto-pron.
It was too short a night before too long a day to have to confront that the range of sparkii drops so low as to include those confused by why every picture they take, every mirrrow they pass, seems to have an undressed dufus in it–why, the camera is broke, or maybe possessessed, or post-it or whatev’.
The only alternative is that renting an $8 hand truck or dolly at u-haul is some sort of code for advertizing sex activities.
Neither are of any comfort to my tired brain so in need of sleep; but the wall of text is keeping the creepy image up there ^^ [slinks off hoping the scary image in the mirra goes way]
At least Capn, underpants are being worn, albeit without the cape.
…and unfortunately, no eye mask.
🙁
After that image, you probably won’t sleep tonight either!
Bad lizard! Bad!
Exhibitionist included at no extra charge.
Sorry, I’m happy to pay extra to be sparkii exhibitionist-free, please.
At least he made the bed and is wearing what appears to be reasonably clean underpants, which is two points in Sparky’s favor.
:picks up chalk to change score:
What’s two plus negative infinity?
Pie?
Mmm, pie.
I like pie.
I like Pie².
Edit: Hmm, none of my links are working. Guess I’ll be unchained today.
http://52sundaydinners.com/recipes/category/dessert/
Hey, this one worked.
Silly Fox; pie are round, not squared.
I prefer:
http://www.mathematicianspictures.com/images_kb/MATH_KB_PISQ.jpg
or
http://rlv.zcache.com/pi_cubed_pie_cubed_pi_pie_crust_card-p137019785315337632b2ico_400.jpg
Points also for actually making the bed prior to the shot.
Just be grateful Mr. Whities of Tight didn’t volunteer himself as the helper buddy.
::stares at picture of dresser::
Ooooooooooooooh! I see what you mean.
Yep, that green bedspread is totally clashing with those yellow walls.
Is anyone else being driven absolutely nuts (pardon the pun) by the drawers not being placed in matching positions? The top drawer on the left needs to be switched with the one below it.
Yes. Sadly, THAT is the first thing that I noticed in this picture. Damn you, OCD!
Yep, that bugged me too.
Sorry, what bugged my was the green glow from the bedspread. It appears to be toxic. Sadly I am inured to flashers.
[is sad for wanda; holds up flower to see if it restores faith in humanity {sparkii are on their unclothed own–quit wastin’ our oxygen!}]
The last time he posted this item, the picture was flagged as pron. His old lady was waiting in the bed for him in a sexy pose.
Yeah, that is a horrible mental image, isn’t it? My work here is done.
Show us on the appliance dolly where the underpants man touched you.
First he strapped me down and then slowly slid his hands beneath my undercarriage as he gently placed me where he wanted me on that cold hard steel. I felt so vulnerable. My knobs were totally exposed and I could see myself plainly in that mirror he placed so provocatively above my chest. He focused on gently and methodically wiping away the dust bunnies between my legs for what seemed like hours–teasing me with his microfiber cloth and rubbing my wood until I glistened. He then lubricated all my joints so that my drawers could slide in and out effortlessly before he and his helper buddy carted me off helplessly to their den of iniquity.
*I’ll be over >>> there >>>> in the corner.*
I’ll go fire up the Brain Bleach Jacuzzi.
I’ll blow up the beach balls.
*places hands over eyes*
La La La La La La La!!!
=splashes around in the brain bleach jacuzzi=
I honestly do not know whether I ought be in mah bunk or in major psycho-the-rapy . . .
Yes, Capn, yes indeed.
Cappy, just go with it! It’s futile to resist at this point. 😀
Which is possibly what Sparky was thinking at the time the picture was taken.
NINJA!!! WHY COULDN’T HE BE A NINJA?!?
Because, you know… reflections.
Ninja or vampire, I’d accept either. One doesn’t have a reflection, the other a maxed-out Hide check.
So, what? You are saying that if we had rolled high enough on 1e2.09 D20s sparkii would have vanished off the gameboard before our eyes were damaged?
[corey] This is nothing new. There’s much more reflectoporn available.
[/corey]
I don’t think his appliance is large enough to require a dolly.
Hmm… there’s just a little too much wood….displayed for my tastes.
That isn’t a bad dresser for the price, but I would have to hire someone to go pick it up for me. I don’t think I could face Sparky in person after seeing him in his undies.
I think the title says it all.
I think the title was a typo. It should read Undresser w/ Mirror.
Your welcome….
Excellent work, whut.
ghostie, the way you collect doors, I think you have a serious problem. I’m so glad you share it with us. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Warehouse 13!
:attempts to stuff doors under couch cushion:
I can stop any time I want!
Shouldn’t that post be tiled “Undresser IN Mirror”?