YSaC, Vol. 1364: Sparky Plugs
OK, people, let’s leverage some synergy here!
200cc mini and ps3 – $1
i have a 2009? mini bike, its big, wanting to trad for atc or atv named brands 200cc and up. I want yours running as good as mine. There worth 7 to 8 hundred brand new witch this one is. I road it like 4to 5 times it gos like 40 to 43 mph olso will throw in a ps3 with mw3 and charging station 1 controler depends on what you have to trad 4 both give me a call at ### ### ####
let me know what you have atv atc or nice full suspention go cart email me pics of what you got. thank you looking forward to seeing what you have. runs perfect i do have a plug in the rear tire it still leaks olso will throw in a ps3 with mw3 and charging station 1 controler depends on what you have to trad 4 bothps this will do 40mph not like stock one that is governed at 25 mph needs new tire 50 dollars thats why i droped price it has slow leak or trad mini alone is 350 but want to tade both for name brand atv no china
Who can we find that might want a 2009? mini bike? After all it’s big, and he’s willing to trad!
90 cc yers dog it flys about 45 thats wat i did
it was running good a couple weeks ago think it needs new spark plug and car cleaned i mainlly would like to trade 4 antthing to ride on/car audio/any electronics really anything just let me no what u have any offers u can email me or call ————-
Dog it flys! Dog it flys! What more could you want? As long as we take the plug out of the rear tire on the mini? bike and use it in the 90 cc yers, I think we may actually have a deal here! These two Sparkies seem like a match made in heaven, and the really scary part? They’re actually very close to each other geographically.
Thanks, Greg and Hannah!
YSaC as mashup matchmaker? Who’d’a thunk it? <g>
Scary part is that the two sparkii would probably be fully able to understand each other’s gibberish.
They would probably be horribly, and obviously, un-tactfully, horrified at the matching. Much in the way middle-school boys can be when well-meaning similar actions are taken by grown-ups, adults, and the like. Persons who see the equivalence of [beater item 1] and [beater item 2] and fail to see the correct trade context of [beater item] in exchange for [brand new valuable item].
Sadly, such inability to interact with the real world is not limited to those chronically aged as ‘tweeners.
Sigh.
I think that Sparky #2 is mixing Internet memes: Yers, derg, it flers.
Ermagherd, furr whillur!
::quietly replaces Mom’s china::
This close! I was this close to getting a mini.
Sigh…dammit…well played, Sparky.
Does Sparky #1 normally park his ride inside his house? There aren’t any tire marks suggesting it. So he dragged it inside just to have a nice backdrop for his pictures?
And is mostly likely the type that then photographs his vacuum outside
erk, didn’t see the comment below. Ignore me!
I once saw a man vacuuming his yard. He was trying to get all of the pine needles up.
That is an excellent example of why OCD sufferers shouldn’t use meth.
Sparky prefers to refer to that backdrop as his “showroom” not his house.
Is there something wrong with dragging a vehicle inside to photograph it? I guess I should nix bringing the hummer into my family room then. And I was so looking forward to the new french doors…
Sparky #1: Who is Olso, and how does he ride this at 43mph while playing MW3 on a PS3?
Sparky #2: The flying dog appears to have bitten the seat, unless it was Sparky himself. At 45 cm. they don’t have enough altitude to clear the yers.
*sigh* Indoor items (coffee tables, vacuums, etc.) are dragged out to the front yard to be photographed, so I guess it’s appropriate to bring your vehicles indoors for their portraits.
Hi SR! Good to see you back on the blog! 8)
Hi Windy! Thanks. I’m feeling pretty slow lately, and don’t often have anything to match or beat what everyone else has already said.
(Too late to edit) I’m always here with adores, though. 🙂
Yes, because nothing says riding the free and open roads like an auntie-stained couch, amiright?
Dog it flies, Dog and butterfly!
Oh Sparky, wouldst that thou could relish the ridiculous as do we.
/kindasortarelated
After reading dan’s ‘leverage some synergy’ remark, I’m reminded of an utter waste of time I’m required to perform three times a year at work.
It’s called the “Self-Evaluation”, and not only is it utterly useless, the ‘evaluation’ is determined upon a set of goals I haven’t had any input in creating…some, believe it or not, I don’t even understand.
We call this exercise in bullshittery a “checking the box” activity.
Doesn’t keep me from being…ahem….creative, shall we say? in my evaluations.
So, one of my ‘goals’ this year was to leverage something or other to create a something to enhance diversified something. Yes, it’s that ambiguous.
My notes were thus:
“In my efforts to coalesce dynamic synergies into a reaching-out opportunity for leveraged activities in the Melmac region, I find that repeated conferences in St. Croix are an absolute necessity. Going forward, it’s imperative I have access to unlimited travel to tropical paradises – with WiFi of course, so I can ‘check in’ – in order to maintain a work/life balance and achieve my yearly goals.”
I put this eval on every goal I had for the year and sent it to my boss, who bless him, is a lot like me.
I did not warn him what I’d written, but he sits to my left in an office across from me and I can see him.
He should have read the “Do NOT read YSaC and eat/drink” rule, first. But, if he had I wouldn’t have had the best laugh at work I’d had all week.
And, he’d not have tea all over his desk, keyboard, monitor. 🙂
/endkindasortrelated
Do you happen to need an administrative assistant to aid your in you diversification endeavours?
That depends…can you reach out to leverage dynamic synergies?
And, juggle?
I have a crowbar, he offers leverage in a diverse number of situations.
I’m pretty good at the “throwing” part of juggling, but not so much the “catching” part.
Does juggalo-tossing count as a form of juggling?
And do you need a transportation optimization consultant with extensive experience traveling the St Somewheres?
I am also fully fluent in Pentagon, and the verbiage used in ER/FitRep badinage, using skills fully realized across a number of transmission and field condition modalities, performing well beyond expectations even in technologically limited environments across inadvertent communications methodologies impasses.
Cap’n and Ghostie – you memorize the phonetic alphabet and military time, and you’re both in!
C” “J should get you to write her next evaluation for her, Cap’n.
Lessee.
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CJ performed well in excess of expectations, and well beyond the median of her peer group. Her fitness and readiness were exemplary and also well in excess of her peer group. Any deficiencies or encumbrances in her peer group are from that group’s under-used abilities, experience, and knowledge. CJ remains reliable, dependable, and an exemplar to which other team members ought be set to emulating, even to extreme use of the peer-group training budget.
In addition, CJ, and such needed staff and support elements, is recommended to engage in immediate study of ad hoc exigent energy efficiency modalities including a variety of transportation modalities in archipelago and island environments. This study will require full funding, in advance, with expedited travel, the better to fully and thoroughly analyze these unique environments for their innovations in energy deliverables, and the remarkable level of efficiencies therein.
This will require extensive off-site research. The peer-group will thus have an excellent opportunity for personal and professional growth as they use their skills at unrealized levels of engagement in commonly-perceived levels of personal performance for the realization of the current synergies for operational modality.
That was stream-of-FitRep, 6 minutes flat-out, pausing only for spelling correction.
One draft only, wysiwyg.
I probably ought not be that good at gibberish.
Totally stealing this.
Totally.
I was going to say that I could “reach out”, “circle back” and “segway” with the best of them. However, I’ll never be as good as CJ or the Capt 🙁
Well, CJ, they have lots of power outages in the islands, and the locals have a number of strategies for coping with those.
Ok, quite a number involve going to the beach with a tasty beverage and watching the sunset. But, still, there is a legitimate need to study how the islanders cope. Which would necessitate taking surveys not only of POCO employees, but of the end customers as well.
This would allow you to creatively interact so as to develop new, interactive, synergies for both inter-facility and facility to customer interactions optimized for both user satisfaction and corporate and management team goals. In addition, you would gain valuable data on employee relaxation techniques which could be harmonized with the strategic synergies utilized by HR’s Risk Management team to increase both plant efficiency and employee satisfaction.
See–not just one island, but an entire Caribbean-Antillies sojourn is needed. Why the profi-er, Efficiency of the Plant and ERCOT demand it!
Possibly not. In a skilled FitRep reading population I’d want to craft that better. Calling her peers dumb as a box of rocks, and then stated that’s she’s better than that average, could be read wrong.
Something more like “…stands well above the standards set for her peer group in every measurable metric. Achieves this standard uniformly and seamlessly across a wide range of peer-group knowledge and education and application of skills. [Organization] benefits immeasurably by her contributions, which are worthy of emulation by [all members of staff regardless of rank]…”
So Cap’n:
I see that C…J needs ham hocks and we should blow the training budget on Scuba diving in the Western Antilles?
Only inasmuch as such maritime explorations apply to the development of greater understanding of the application and use of power generation across a wide range of modalities and distribution synergies.
It is well within the scope of the projected investigations to include both Leeward and Westward Antilles, the better to study if there are geographic considerations, along with ruling out cultural differences in the strategies for synergistic interaction with local customer population cohorts. The field team should be prepared to bear the burden of further needful investigations along the southern aspect of the Gulf of Mexico as well.
The benefits of this to the corporation are almost incalculable, it is an opportunity with a finite window for best efficacy of maximizing the greatest return of benefit to the company and it’s strategies for synergetic application.
I think that’s how Cap’n says “yes”.
Anyone else hearing Halloween Yoda in their head?
“Brand new witch, this one is.”
“Dog, it flies.”
Just me? Okay.
After that night of epic drinking, just looking at the ATV and minibike filled Billy Joe and Bobby Sue with shame. Selling the embarrassing evidence seemed the only reasonable course of action.
As I was going to fill the box
I met OMV who wasn’t there.
He wasn’t there again today,
Why do you think he stays away?
Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Mr. Goodwrench!