SnowBored – $50
hi im trying to sell my snowbored that i dont use anymore i only used it a couple of time it has scatches in it its just taking up room in my basement and its to small for me Email me atxxxxxxxx@xxxx.com thanks for lookin
Yay! It’s snowing! Let’s go outside and hurl ourselves down a perfectly good mountain!
Wheeeee!
Wheeeeee!
Wheeee!
Okay, I’m bored. Let’s go stare at owls.
Thanks, Youngwerths!
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I like cheese.
I like pie.
I like cheese pie!
I like pie and I like cheese, but I don’t like pie with cheese except pizza pie which no one really calls pizza pie anymore, unless they’re trying to sound old fashioned or like a stereotype like the “Italian” restaurant guy on the Simpsons who I am pretty sure is voiced by Hank Azaria who does pretty much all of the stereotypical characters on the show including Professor Frink who would never be bored by snow.
I like pie with cheese, but only apple pie with cheese and then only if the pie is warm, not the cheese. And ice cream, on the side, but only if the pie is apple and warm and you don’t have cheese. And, only vanilla ice cream. Did I say on the side? I only like ice cream, vanilla, on the side. Except if you don’t have vanilla ice cream, I’ll take strawberry, and if you don’t have either I’ll just take the pie, only not warmed. And if you don’t have apple pie then I’ll just take the ice cream, without the cheese, and don’t warm it because then it would be soup and that’s not tasty at all.
Oddly enough, that’s not the first time I’ve said that ^^^^^
I’ll have what CJ’s having.
I do not like my pie with cheese
I do not like it if you please
Cheese has no business on a pie
And folks, the cheesecake is a lie*
*actually, it’s all a lie. I like cheese with just about anything.
Hi C”From Behind…..Suddenly”J,
I like deja pie too.
My hubby and his sister started putting Cheese Whiz on blueberry muffins when they were kids and they still do it. I’m too repulsed to try it so I don’t know how it is. The “strangest” thing I do with cheese is putting Kraft cheese slices on my spaghetti. Like I said, not a brave person.
It looks big enough to me. Heck, he can hide his whole self behind it. Maybe he really wanted a luge instead. Oh the ennui of life.
And here I was, hoping it was a snowboared. Those pigs are AMAZING.
I can see why he needs to get rid of it. That’s a really small basement.
I weep for the bored-ness that is this snow.
Oh the humanity!
Won’t someone think of the basements?
Oh, darn. That was just a few syllables away from a good haiku!
Such is the life here
Of haiku in YSaC-land
I like pie with cheese
So YSaC is 2 syllables, like Dinesen or Perlman?
Yes, Demon, it is…and the denizens of the Snark Lounge are known – collectively – as YSaCers, pronounced “wiseacres”..which has three syllables.
And now, you are informed.
You’re welcome.
The More You Know…
Yes, this is Why-sac.
*snort* Y’all are talking about sacks. Heh heh.
“Why-sac”?
Because we love to.
π.u.8.4.t
Man’s inhumanity to basement
*Sigh* I come here every day to get entertained, and today I find this.
*Yawn*
I expect something more snowexciting tomorrow.
Well, there was the
naughtyicky pictures yesterday. Maybe that is who is hiding behind the snowboard. Hmmm? Ever think of that? Now tell me that didn’t liven it up.It squicked it up, that’s for sure. Though if that is that dude he learned his lesson and he’s avoiding the camera now
Quick, pull the fire alarm while he’s hiding behind that bored and run.
Please. Snowbored is for children. I’ve got full-on snowexistentialangst.
I’m so existential, I don’t even snow-bored anymore.
Signed,
Xenia Recordia, Keeper of Figtail Feifings and
Hipster Extraordinaire
I’m so existential, I poop x’s.
I have extraexpantialism.
You have extra pants, OMV?
Never leave home without an extra pair of pants…wait, that’s supposed to be clean underwear. And we’ve covered that issue over the last 2 days. 🙁
If anyone had extra britches, why in the name of Jeebus didn’t they give them to our male model yesterday?
Oh yes. I have extra __________pants.
A. Dress
B. Large
C. Snow
D. Under
E. None of the above
No, I think the facts will show that it wasn’t covered enough…
For the love of clothespin jeebus, no exhibits please!
I have EXIT stencil angst. Which size is best? Does it have to be the same for every door? Should I use acryllic paint or go with the spray?
*sigh*
Wow, that bored has a bad case of the scatches, you can see the inflammation. It’s not worth $10. Not unless he includes the shots and salve that will cure scatches.
And don’t forget to have your bored spayed or neutered. But take it to a bored specialist, don’t have it done in a basement.
I hope that’s not what I have on my cotch!
I can’t understand how anybody can say snow is boring.
You can make snow angels, snow cones, snow men, snow dogs, and snow balls. (That last one usually happens to me when I’m in deep sticky snow.) brrr
You can sled in it, slide in it, slip in it, drive in it. (Some of these might not be fun, but can sure be exciting.)
My favorite? Write in it.
You might get sick and tired of it. but if you get bored, you’re just not trying.
These damned kids now a days, not appreciating good snow when they have it.
Why, I remember having to hike from Tennessee up to Ill-y-noise to get our snow. And by the time we got it back down home it was melted. So we had to beg Old Man Robinson down to the Tast-E-Freeze to let us put it in his big ice cream cooler. And a snow board? That shore would have been nice. We had to use bales of hay wrapped in barbed wire for snow boarding. Many’s the time I woke up stuck to the bed next morning cause the sheets had stuck to the scabs.
Course all that changed when Scooter McMoffit (he was sparkin’ my sister Tilly at the time) invented a snow board using running board off’n his jalopy. He went flyin’ down the hill so fast he shot straight out of the county. Never heard from again.
Tilly was so heartbroke that she became a Lebanese. I never quite understood how changing her citizenship helped her, but she said it’s cause she developed a hankering for tacos. I told her so why not become a citizen of Mexico?
Oh well, it don’t bother me none. I love my new sister-in-law. And screw the tacos, she makes a pot roast that’s so good it’ll make you slap your mama!
That was so wrong but it made my day, Monkey. I’m gonna think of that later and just start laughing and my hubby will look at me like I’m crazy
[resists urge to point out that screwing the taco tends to be a default choice for many–even if there are many other options for that sort of play <fails>]
Thanks FM.
I laughed so hard I pied myself.
It’s hard to use a snowbored in the summer; I just stare at my snowglob instead. In the winter, a snowblour is useful for boring through snow.
Are we there yet?
Maybe he should try planking instead.
To Small! To Small!
Or bored up the breach wi’ our English Snow!
In Peace nothing so begets as calm basement ennui;
But, in War, to crank up Eye of the Tiger ere
Face-planting in the fresh frozen precipitation!
Good thing Sparky told us what we are looking at in those photos, or I would’ve gotten bored trying to figure it out.
:sigh:
I come back to the Lounge after vacation and not only is the post bored, but I apparently missed Dirty Photoshopped Picture Day!
It’s OK ghostie, we’ll have a make-up day and you can submit yours…
It’s okay, ghosty, Dirty Picture Day will come around again, probably soon, the way CL works. 8)
Very true. And how bad will it be next time considering they’re always worse each time? And why am I curious now?! Bad brain, bad!
Lizzi, I love your avatar.
Thanks. I flipped out when my friend posted it to his fb page and I of course stole it for mine. I love Halo and I love Hello Kitty!
DAFT, you are the wizard of snark and rhyme! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Abominable Snowboreds!