YSaC, Vol. 1331: Kongs of Leon
2012 September 3
-fase agresibe leon –
this fese is in concret original pease only 20 pises peinting in charos 18” x18” 3/8 house for conection water elegant and sovervia pease for more information call to ###-###-####
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Thanks for the link, Ross!
Peinting in charos? Huchi cuchi!
I ees am Not.A.Lion end varrie confuzd weeth fase agresibe leon. Also 20 pises ees hurd even tho Ive got a week bledda. Ken I peese pay in bees?
No. 20 Pises! No Leebras, no Giminees, no Leeos! Only Pises!
And they swam and they swam all over the damned!
Yay! I have that song in my cassette player right now. Kay Kyser with Sully, Ginny, Ish Kabibble and Boopee doopee doo (Harry) Babbitt. My niece thinks I’m a total goob for singing along with it. Here’s an antique door from 1939.
Sshh, Here.
*slips Windy an extra door*
Don’t tell anybody. Here, have a piece of candy.
So, presented with A, B, C, and D, we’re asked to pick between 1, 2, 3, and 4?
I picked the blue Leon.
Which Leon would be happiest in a 3/8 house, even if the 3/8 house is elegant and sovervia?
Houses are so expensive in Souveria though. You get hosed by every real estate agent. (Wait, the “conection water” meant for a hose, right?)
Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in a lions head frozen in carbonite.
Unless I missed something in translation.
Yay! I will go get my gold bikini and save Han Aslan!
I don’t understand; Charos was an angle of the dead who helped Hades by transporting soles with his boot. There’s no leon in the story, with or without pease in a tiny house in sovervia. Was that earlier, when the concret was still in a liquid phase?
I thought that was Charon, but my Greek mythology is limited to what I read to my little ones a ways back. Now I have “Don’t Pay the Ferryman” stuck in my brain.
Noooo… evil monobrowed earworm… make it go away!
If only I could, dear. If only I could. It’s an earworm that burrows.
Not knowing quite where to start with this, I took it to Babelfish (now boringly renamed Bing Translator) and ran it through Finnish to Hindi to Portuguese to Haitian Creole to Czech to Vietnamese to Dutch to English, in hopes of unlocking the secret message.
“The first eruption phase agresibe 18 ” x 18 ” International August 3-the elegant peinting concret charos Leon only 20 more connections. Asher sovervia provinces/###/###-####”
So it looks like we missed the first eruption.
My uncle, Not-a-[censored] Leone was given concret for his fetes. I wonder what ever happened to him.
I asked my 1 year old niece “Which Leon?”… and she pointed to the
chiwawacute little dog. Of course, she needs a nap and may not have understood the question, but she was so intently concentrating that I was positive she understood.What the hell? Just-I don’t even know what to say about this ad. I’m still floored by the fact that Sparkies are writing up ads that are COMPLETELY underlined in red and they think, what? Craigs List liked their ad so much it’s been deemed “special”? Well Sparky, it’s special alright. So special you earned yourself a ticket to ride the short bus! Hooray for you! No, the leon stays home. No leons on the bus.
I think it is funny that the longest word (information) is spelled correctly.
Omg! I didn’t notice that! Ha ha, good job Sparky! As a reward you can bring the leon, but just once. It might startle the other Sparkies.
Sorry, would have commented earlier, but was on a Cycling tour of North Cornwall only to be delayed by peril-sensing vegetables and a Cloda Rodgers as Leon Trotsky Impersonation Contest and riots erupted during the Proust readings over the fundamental nature of the proletariat in popular Iberian music genre.
After staring at this garbled mess off and on all day I finally figured out more or less what Sparky is trying to sell. It is a lion shaped wall mount water fountain. I still haven’t puzzled out “sovervia” or “charos” though. I think he could have picked a better camera angle, honestly. And maybe asked a friend with a better grasp of the language to actually write the ad. Oh, and I think it says he has 20 of these.
Just so you know, sovervia = Soberbia and “20 pises peinting in charos” = 20 pieces painted in colors.
Huh, nobody speaks pidgin leon anymore.
Sparky may be from Soberbia, but he is far from sober.
OMV, you can ignore the no-parking sign in the box any time! Punchity Punch Punch!
Happy Tuesday That Feels Like a Monday, Soberbia!