Free Funny Pipe
Free funny pipe… approximately 30′- you haul.
Say. That is funny. Um. Right.
Funny.
We are… well, you know.
Thanks for the post, MacKenzie!
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Madness! I mean, seriously, Madness ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJOLwy7un3U
I have no idea what that song has to do with the post, and I don’t care, because it’s an awesome song.
Dan – the refrain ‘Oh what fun we had’ was going through my brain when I read the post (possibly because it was in the Closing Ceremony of the Olympics). Plus it’s awesome!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*wipes tears*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*snort*chortle*cough*
Make it stop!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*collapses*
Did you accidentally put your feather-trimmed underpants on inside-out this morning?
Oo, oo! I want feather trimmed panties! Where can I get them? Do they make them for monkeys? Can I get a thong model, for that feather-up-the-ass effect?
According to Google they do make marabou trimmed thongs, but a better name would be “bits of thread with clumps of feathers attached.”
http://www.abcunderwear.com/open-bra-marabou-b579.html
(Don’t click on that if you’re at work, the garments in question are more decorative than functional.)
[piping corey]
There is a product called “funny pipe.” It’s a polyethylene flexible piping product much used in landscape irrigation as it is flexible ans requires less cutting, and no gluing of joints.
“Funny Pipe” may, in fact, be a trademark of Toro Irrigation–would have to look (might only be the “bits” that you attach to the pipe that are trade & service marked).
Oh, the piping shown by sparky?
Not funny pipe.
That’s drain line–and it’s very important to know whether it is perforated or not, too. If 30± feet were a useful size, it would be stocked in the big box stores. It would probably cost more in gas to go get Spark’s hank than the product is worth.
Which suggests Spark might be less than amused when people offer to buy his piping for free.
[/corey]
[matt] This is obviously a pipe for transporting large quantities of funny around the Interweb – which as everybody knows is just a series of tubes filled with cat pictures featuring poorly-worded captions, recycled jokes, “inspirational” stories your mother keeps forwarding to your email, and pron. (Mostly that last one.) Sparky’s wife probably left him so he no longer needs the funny pipe and just wants to get rid of it.[/matt]
When your funny-tubes get clogged, I’m told that a super-fun-happy snake is the thing to fix you right up. Get that interweb flowing again!
Stay away from that intern-o stuff that they have you pour into your computer. It’s mostly acid and it’ll dissolve your packets and cause memory leaks.
And if you get a virus you should just stuff antibiotics into the built-in cupholder. The grinding noise means that it’s working!
Does the topical cream do any good?
” funny-tubes get clogged”
Heh heh.
[obligatory reference to the Ant sketch]
It’s funny because it’s true. It shows man’s inhumanity to polymer products in a way that exposes the human condition and makes us learn to laugh at ourselves.
It’s funny ’cause it looks like a big long schlong.
Somewhere John Holmes is rolling over in his grave and weeping.
:checks photo:
:checks photo again:
You might want to take Hubby Monkey to a doctor or rent him out to a sideshow or something.
Hey! How did you know that was Hubby? Should I be upset?
So that’s funny pipe. I’m kind of afraid to see the pipe that they think is f***ing hilarious. (I mean, can you do something physical to an abstract description?)
Heh heh. “Pipe.” Heh. Snort.
Sparky is clearly recalling his childhood and the time he got to slurp his Mello Yello through a squiggly straw. So going by the number of spirals and curves here, yes, this pipe would be quite funny to him.
Ah, crinkle straws, that takes me back. Like they decided to make an oversized straw that was nothing but the bendy part. They were quite useless and my milkshake kept getting caught in all the crinkles. Squiggly straws were better but hard to wash out.
Thank you, ladies and gentleman, he’ll be here ’till Sunday. Please tip your downspout.
And don’t forget to try the veal!
“downspout” Heh. Snort.
Wait. Funny pipe.
That’s probably the WORST bong I’ve ever seen!
Not that I’ve… uh… seen a lot of them.
I’ll be over here in the corner smoking a coffee slice.
I know, right? By the time the good stuff got to you it would be just powder and dust.
I laughed ’til I cried.
I laughed ’til I puked.
I puked and they laughed.
Sparky’s neighbor: That’s funny, I left my drain pipe here in the side yard, I thought.
Hey, I think you’re being unnecessarily cruel. You can’t tell how funny it is from a picture!
I’m sure that if you put it on stage in front of a microphone and it’ll have you rolling in the aisles.
Maybe… but it seems like it would have a dirty act.
Ribbed for your pleas … never mind.
OOOhh, kinky!
Please refrain from sending large rolls of coin through our tubes
maybe they meant funny peculiar, not funny haha
You think the pipe is funny, how?
Like my pipe is here to amuse you? Like it’s some kind of funny pipe?
You makin’ fun wit me Taco/squirrel person?
Taco Squirrel Person is IF’s Santana/Squirrel Nut Zippers cover band.
*aside to self*
I wonder if IF gets mad that we just speak for him all the time. Oh well.
What lays in a pile, long as a mile,
And doesn’t make any sound,
A tube, a tube, hideous tube,
Everyone knows it’s Fun Pipe!
It’s Fun Pipe, it’s Fun Pipe!
It sits there in a big heap!
It’s Fun Pipe, it’s Fun Pipe!
It sits there in a big heap,
You haul it away and you keep.
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Sure, you laugh now, but just wait until it wakes up and goes looking for something to eat.
Eeek. Could be worse though, could be THIS THING: http://paleoillustration.tumblr.com/post/28850194395/joggins-life-in-the-carboniferous-by-brian
Aw, how cute! Looks delicious.
I’ll take the stuff and go into business, I already got my ad wrote.
Piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper,
piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper,
piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper,
piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper,
piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper, piper,
Ceci n’est pas une pipe drôle.
jg!!!! Long time, no see! Looks like you got your pipe shortened. 8)
Thanks Windrose, sorry I haven’t been around for a year or so. I’ll try to post more often now.
It’s the escaped black mamba. Someone needs to tell Arabel and Mortimer, before they wander off to look for it and everyone gets arrested. Though it turned out to be draught excluder and not a black mamba at all.
Happy memories *sigh*. One of my favourite childhood stories. Bernard Cribbins read it on Jackanory.
Apologies to everyone who has no idea what I’m on about. That’ll probably be all of you, then. Any coffee slices left? (wanders off in a haze of nostalgia).
Wenn ist das Nunnstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Rohr die Flipperwaldt gersput!
IF – desist! Now you’ve gone all furrin on us.
Another brilliant sketch cut short by peace breaking out.
t.princess,
perhaps this will illuminated http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I3zCQzZx68
Okay, Self, out of the box. And take these empty diet food cartons with me! I bet I don’t throw stuff around like this at my house. Uh, punchity punch punch. Ow.
Happy Friday, Toro Irrigation!