YSaC, Vol. 1317: And now here’s something you’ll really like!
2012 August 14
Found in “General Labor Jobs”
wrieo03 weuio30 werin34892
werio398 ewrui934 eiwru3894 ewuir3489 uiwer83492 erwui32489
*Compensation: 100-150 / day
If someone is actually willing to pay me 100 dollars a day to run around in circles making fire engine noises all day, I’m so in. That, or this is some sort of secret code being passed to the Russian sleeper agents in our midst. Telling them that it’s time to run around in circles and make fire engine noises.
“Boris? Vhat are you doink?”
“Wreio! Weio! Ewuir!”
“I zink you are needink vacation.”
Thanks for the post, mysterious phone number!
[Cryptological corey]Bad form and practice, this. Good mix of characters, other than too many obvious repeats. But, best practice is uniform grouping, five or six characters at a time, which is very fast by being two-byte groups.
That looks like this: “9s6op u560q ds8df e780s h40sn”
Unless one has the key, the number of bits per byte is as unknowable as whether repeated characters are, in fact, repeats at all.
At lower-level encryption, one can use recognizable words, but without a key, the true meaning of the words is concealed.
Which appears like this: “Mike Corpen 180 Div 34 Speed 010 Form Subdiv Flot 6P0 Interrog.” Which is even more obtuse tucked into “clear” communications that scan as “Interrog Flot 03 Form Subdiv 02 Corpen 035 Speed 10 Time 0010”
Using PGP, it’s actually possible to [redacted] with [redacted] text, which has an [redacted] effect upon casual readers [redacted] lemon curry?
[/corey]
How not to be seen.
This is wrieo03 weuio30 werin34892, of werio398 Goat Path, ewrui934, Potryystan, eiwru3894
He cannot be seen.
Gospodin werin34892, please stand up.
<explosion>
Gosp. werin34892 has learned the first lesson in how to not be seen.
You’re pronouncing it wrong, the 8 is silent.
Only if you’re from the God-forsaken North.
Go home, ya heathen Yankee!
But I don’t even play baseball!
Why would a general-labor ad include calls from Vulcan bingo?
I thought it was a Vogon general labor ad.
“…he’s good company if you understand the peculiarities of Wookiee talk. I sound pretty stupid trying to speak Wookiee, but I understand it well enough.” ~Han Solo
1: The job has been posted! What is our mission?
2: What city was the job posted in?
1: Dallas.
2: Then we attack the German Embassy. When was the job posted?
1: The 29th.
2: Oh, Sergei, my friend. We are to get someone out of detention, quietly. How many blocks of text in the body of the message?
1: 6, Boris. What does it mean?
2: FSB agent.
1: Boje Moi! Boris, there are three blocks in the title. What does that mean?
2: We will pick up IDs at the #3 drop off point.
1: Ooh, the bakery! I love cookies!
1: Where are we going?
2: Planet Ten!
1: When?
2: Real soon!
Plan Nine!?! Is it, gasp, from Outer Space?
Sigh. They always want uiwer83492 and not uiwer83437. Mama was right. I should have stuck with the weivu correspondence course and gotten fully certified. But no, I just had to take that “Draw Me” challenge I found on the matchbook cover I found at the Poodle Lounge. Tippy and Cubby may be cute but they don’t pay the bills.
This looks like dolphin-ese to me. Isn’t Taco our certified translator for this? I’d help, but I’m the translator for Dumb Blonde-ese.
Perhaps Sparkette was in general labor when she posted this. Or perhaps she was in labor and this was the transcript from SparkDaddy as he was getting his privates squeezed for getting them into this mess.
I’ve deduced that the clue is in the compensation of 100 – 150 / per day. If its 100 to 150 lashes per day, it is the audition call for the musical of 50 Shades of Grey
Hey, if your bondage and S&M activities AREN’T musical already, you’re not doing it right.
“BDSM Activities” would be the House of Pain cover band, yes?
That’s not Russian Code, thaCHERPfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.
My, my, P-rex. That’s a long and impressive “f” there!
Hello? Does anyone know who I am?
You look vaguely familiar. Didn’t you used to hang around in the corners?
It quickly dawned on erwin90438 that if he was going to break the Guiness world record for most blogs commented on, he would have to hire surrogates.
Even when we added numbers to our scrabble game, my tile draw still sucked.
I tried pasting that job offering into the anagram generator, but it seems to have crashed the server.
I was wondering why a whimpering AS/400 mainframe just turned up at my office door, muttering something about tacos and Russian code. Poor thing.
This ad may be for field labor to harvest genetically modified crops with alphanumeric identifiers.
Old MacDonald had a farm, WRIEO.
Digi, is this a rerun from earlier this week? Are you becoming box addicted, like that Japanese cat? Do we need to do an intervention? Punchity Punch Punch?
Good Morning, Rooskies!