Can I stay/live with you? Ride&car, in trade for place to live & BFF!
Spiritual New_Thought BFF “life partner” & car & help/support
in trade for a place for me to live! [platonic, so it’s ok if u r also M60+]
No, you may not stay with me. Also, I believe it is a violation of federal law for someone over 60 to use the phrase “BFF” or abbreviate “you” and “are” with single letters.
Thanks for the post, MB!
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Hmm, so which one of the three pictured has been voted off the Winter Bagel?
Will give credit to Spark’, they have admitted that they are a co-dependent mooch seeking a like-minded mook.
Would be a delightful irony if this were cross-posted to “Missed Connections.”
Baby, u can drive my car.
This is going to be biz-r.
Baby, u can drive my car
If I can live with u.
What proof spirits go with the ride?
“In the morning, I’m making waffles.”
“We can stay up late, swappin’ manly stories!”
I heart you both so much right now.
Looks like Santa has had a falling out with the missus.
Only because she found out why that one reindeer is called Vixen. She served a lovely caribou sausage that night.
Snort. “Sausage.” Heh heh.
[caribou corey]
The only reindeer still in antlers at xmas-time are the female ones.
[/corey]
:takes notes:
“Cap’n says ‘Only girls are horny at Christmas time.'”
Kenny Rogers sure has fallen on hard times.
You stole my Kenny Rogers’ reference. I was good to go until your last post!
Oatmeal for breakfast will confirm and reflect my disappointment.
I confess I was working on a Kenny Rogers one, too. Great minds think alike.
But fortunately, I know when to walk away.
I also know when to RUN.
I’m just not there with you on this one Kenny.
( I don’t even live in Mr. Roger’s neighborhood.)
“Let me see your license.”
“It’s expired, but it you let me live with you and use your address, I can get it renewed. Can I borrow $55?”
And a sack lunch for the wait at the DMV?
Kosher, please.
On gluten-free wheat bread.
Low-carb, too, please.
Certified peanut-free, dolphin-safe, turtle-free, free-range organic, too–I have a Doctor’s note . . .
And a Diet Dr Pepper. Large.
Once again the dog’s attempt to escape the fresh hell of his daily existence with Mr. Snerfle and his harem was thwarted by his inability to grasp the concept of tying the correct picture to his Craigslist ad.
The dog just needs to make a flashy “Help me!” sign that he can fly out the back window of the Winnebago.
” [platonic, so it’s ok if u r also M60+]”
The M60 (formally named United States Machine Gun, Caliber 7.62 mm, M60) is a family of American general-purpose machine guns.
(So it’s okay if I use a machine gun for general purposes?)
The 105 mm Gun Full Tracked Combat Tank, M60, also known unofficially as the M60 Patton, is a first-generation main battle tank (MBT)
(So it’s okay if my other car is a tank?)
The Vengeance M60 is an enthusiast-grade laser gaming mouse with premium responsiveness
(So it’s okay if I spend all day playing computer games?)
The M60 is an orbital motorway, which forms a 36.1 mile-long complete circle around Manchester.
(So it’s okay if I spend my time driving around in circles?)
With the M60 bus, you can travel to all terminals at LaGuardia from the West Side, the East Side or Astoria (Queens).
(So it’s okay if I’m already terminal?)
The M60 is the internal code for the V8 engine manufactured by BMW
(So it’s okay if I drive a BMW? Of course it is, but would it be okay if I’m 1.6 L Kent(Pinto engine)?)
I can’t find any M60’s that fit this ad, but what I do understand is BFF.
Brer Fox, Fantastic!
Learn it.
Know it.
Live it.
M60–pffft! Mk 43 Mod 0? Now, ur talkin’!
There’s also the giant elliptical galaxy M60 (aka NGC 4649). How much stuff is this person bringing along?
I think Wilford Brimley pronounced diabeetus wrong one last time and his old lady kicked him out.
He once impersonated himself on a train.
He has never BF’d his F.
Children lure *him* into white panel vans.
Mortgages pay him for a place to live.
He is
the most interesting man in the world.
Should we add in that he headlined the greatest stoner band in history and then faked his own death?
And that he now sails the high seas aggressively protesting Japanese whaling ships?
Sorry for being gone for a while. Had a business trip last week and have been generally busy before that. Hopefully I’ll be able to show up here a bit more often after this week. This week is still going to be pretty busy.
So it goes.
But we just rented your corner out to a distinguished older gentleman!
I don’t care if he IS back, I’m keeping his stapler.
What stapler? *whistles innocently*
I’m sorry, sir, the Snark Lounge is for members only. May I see your card?
“Where’s your other hand?”
“Between two pillows.”
P,T,&A FTW
Why do I suspect the polygamous life in an RV just became too much and now it’s time for Sparky to move on to the strictly platonic BFF life partner phase of life?
He does kind of look like a 30-years-on Silent Bob, searching for a new hetero lifemate.
I just checked, and the original Not.A.Lion is still the top voted YSaC post of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Hmmm, My watch just stopped.
Is the old guy alive? Or are they just propping him up? Could this be a senior citizen version of Weekend at Bernies?
Penguin, you are much too young to be in the box due to a post like the Ovaltine one. What are we going to do with you, young lady? Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Japan!