MICHAEL JORDAN BOOK (DRIVEN FROM WITHIN) – $15
VERY NICE BOOK I WANT $15.00 CASH NO EMAILS PLEASE I WILL SPAM YOU CALL WALTER AT ###-###-####
Um, Walter… we need to talk. If you’re going to spam me, I’m not going to let you know I exist. Unless you meant you’re going to fling actual SPAMtm meat-like product at me. In which case I’m not going to let you know I exist.
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Hmmm, I can pay $15 cash to Walter who will SPAM me or I can buy it on Amazon for about$2. Such a hard decision.
Oh I don’t know, the chance to buy a $2 book for $15 from an angry spammer?
I’d say that’s priceless.
Hmm, there is an obscure notion out there that SPAM™ was marketed to the Cargo cults as cannibal-chow. Or obscure until Chris Moore put it in his book “Island of the Sequined Love Nun.”
Soylant Green only with less algae.
You can get the spam, spam, Jordan and spam. That’s not got much spam in it.
Um. Spam….
Maps is Spam spelled backwards. Coincidence? I think not.
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
If you email Walter, he will spam you. If you call him, he will probably robocall and/or text-spam you. If you visit him, he will probably try to staple flyers to your forehead.
His name is Walter.
Knew a sheep named Walter once.
Walter is dead now.
*Haiku by you*
:ding-dong!:
“Hello?”
“You sent me an email, so I’m here to Spam you!”
:squish!:
:wipes meat product out of eyes: “Fair enough. Now it’s my turn.”
“What?”
:WHUMP!:
:thud:
“The secret is to leave it in the can.” :pushes Sparky’s unconscious body off of porch with foot:
ghostie, no surprise you are in the box today! Rebecca, we have a hard and fast rule here that no one is put in the box two days in a row unless I want to, but your post from yesterday was the winner, and has the added benefit of an instant earworm. So enjoy it, and snark on, dudes!
Now if we could just get ‘Becca to give up her quilt square and become one of us.
I tried to give up my quilt square, but the cat dragged it out of the corner and humped it. Now it’s mine forever. Besides, Gravatar won’t let me use the creepy Joan Fontaine pic I wanted. Copyright. Sheesh.
And I am happy and proud beyond all proportion about the box. Thank you, people of the glowy flat box!
Wait, yours is flat??? Lucky!
I did no such thing!
(At least, I don’t think it was me.)
When Walter and I was in High School, we used to walk through the small town we lived in and turned all of the hood ornaments on cars sideways so the hood ornament would cause less wind resistance and the people would get better gas mileage. We were helpers back then.
Pishaw. That was lazy, we did even better: We just ripped the damned things off.
I didn’t realize until now that emails were legal tender. I mean, even the messages from “PalPal” are just receipts, not specie. Man, the stuff you learn on the intertubez!
Sparky got a book, very nice book
Michael wrote the book, was gonna let you buy it some day
But you’re way off base
You big disgrace
Sendin’ him emails all over the place
And now he will he will SPAM YOU
He will he will SPAM YOU
STOMP-STOMP–clap
STOMP-STOMP–clap
STOMP-STOMP–clap
*Bic lighter blazing*
Freebird!!!!
(off key) We are the champions
my friends!(/off key)
Damn right!
I think I’ll email Walter and offer to trade a copy of “How to win friends and influence people.”
I want $15,000,000 cash. I’m about as likely to get it as Walter is to get $15.00.
ghostcat and Rebecca, you have served your sentence and repaid your debt to society. (Why am I hearing that in Cartman’s voice?) You are free to go, but just to be sure you come back soon, here’s your Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, George A. Hormel!