YSaC, Vol. 1294: Merely a leopard, after he’s peppered.

2012 July 12

BEAUTIFUL TIGER PHOTOS — set of 2 – $35


For sale are TWO (2) beautiful TIGER Photos in wooden frames
Both measure 17.5 x 11.5 STUNNING photos

Well – it’s definitely not a lion. Our poster has at least successfully avoided that obvious trap. It is also not a Lionel, although it’s hard to see how anyone could make THAT mistake. Well, not twice anyway.

However, as Aija, our submitter, points out – it’s also not.a.tiger. In fact, these seem to be two different species – a cheetah and a leopard. (The cheetah is the one with simple black spots, the leopard the one with the multicolored spots. The more you know. *ding*)  I’ll also point out the obvious that these are also not actually photographs.  But on the plus side, they did at least include a picture of the BACK of the art.  That’s what I always look at first when I’m buying photos of not tigers.

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  1. 2012 July 12

    Each is not.a.photo of not.a.tiger. I’d say we have not.a.sale.

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  2. 2012 July 12
    CapnMac permalink

    Ooh, excellent [corey] on the spots!
    Leopard spots are a group of 4-6 dark, near-black spots around a brown spot.

    Cheetah are much leaner, with longer, runner’s legs than the tree-climbing Leopard.

    Also, Cheetah claws are non-rectractile, like a Siamese cat. This is considered to be an adaptation for high-speed pursuit. The fused phlange (feline retractile claws are affixed to the distal, third, phlange) offers more traction, but, is one less “breakable” item when at top speed. Also, the mass of tendon & ligament that would be in place is, instead, given over to the remaining phlange. This makes them both stronger and leaner.

    [/feline corey]

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    • 2012 July 12

      Yeah, and cheetahs look infinitely better in sunglasses than leopards.

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      • 2012 July 12

        You might say that, when it comes to being cool, a cheetah

        *Puts sunglasses on the cheetah*

        gives a leopard a run for its money.

        Raawwwwr.

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    • 2012 July 12
      funky "aaaarrrgh!" monkey permalink

      “Cheetah claws are non-rectractile, like a Siamese cat”

      I did not know this. We have a Siamese, and she’s always slashing me. This explains a lot. Thanks, Cap’n! You’re better than an encyclopedia and Google both!

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      • 2012 July 12

        [corey]
        Some Siamese, anyway. Having done a lot of research on my Siamese, I learned quite a bit about the breeding range of these cats.

        The Traditional Siamese (also called First Siamese, True Siamese, or Applehead Siamese) can retract its claws almost as much as a normal cat can; however, these don’t really represent the breed anymore.

        The more modern, show-quality Siamese cats (Lilac Point, Lynx Point, and Modern Seal point), have more difficulty retracting because of some of the side-effects of selective in-breeding (cross-eyedness and Nystagums being some other fun side-effects). The retractibility of the claws (or lack thereof) is also way more evident in the rear claws which are almost entirely un-retracted at all times.

        Also, pet-quality Siamese are commonly crossed with tabby (not purposefully for the most part) or have traits associated with Traditional Siamese, so they typically have milder in-bred health issues and more retractile claws.

        TacoKitty is among the pet-quality ones as he is likely crossed with Mackerel tabby. His front claws fully retract, but his back claws really don’t retract more than half. Even as a cross, he does have the nystagmus, and if he stares at me with those jittery eyes I start to get dizzy.

        He’s also gotten to be pretty tubby… even on only 1/2 cup of food a day. I think he’s getting into the pantry and eating all our snacks when we’re asleep.
        [/corey]

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        • 2012 July 12
          Dan permalink

          Our cat is a Siamese/Manx hybrid, and seems to have no difficulty at all in retracting her claws.

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        • 2012 July 12
          Demon Duck of Doom permalink

          I guess the take-away here is this:

          While a Seal Point has a fused phalanx,
          This is not the case with the Siamanx.

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        • 2012 July 12
          CapnMac permalink

          It’s my understanding that fixed claws in Siamese is a double recessive.

          I’ll fire off an email to a smart person I know, who actually know this stuff, I just listen and do not forget. But, I bet the “dog claw” effect is a genetic defect that just became a breeding characteristic.

          Cross breeding with Manx will complicate things, they are known to be extra-manipulative with that distal phlange. (Mine likes to use his dew-claws as “thumbs” to the extent that he can–no picked locks, yet, but he can defeat child-resistant cabinet doors with ease.)

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      • 2012 July 12
        dan permalink

        Demon Duck – LOVE the pseudo Ogden Nash. As you can guess from the title of today’s post, he’s one of my favorites.

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        • 2012 July 12
          Demon Duck of Doom permalink

          The Pseudo Ogden is a curious beast,
          It growls a bit, but can’t Nash its teeth.

          Or something to that effect.

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  3. 2012 July 12
    CapnMac permalink

    Sparky,
    I am interesed in yur yagwar pichers due yu haf them inna 5×7 skware?

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  4. 2012 July 12
    penguin permalink

    Those are tigers. Haven’t you ever seen a dot-to-dot picture before? Sheesh.

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    • 2012 July 12
      DigitalAxis permalink

      …and if you cross your eyes, you can see the sailboat!

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  5. 2012 July 12
    tigprincess permalink

    …and yet again to Sparkies we all look alike. Just as bare two-footed apes do to us hunting tetrapods.

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    • 2012 July 12
      funky "aaaarrrgh!" monkey permalink

      So what you’re saying is: I look like a ham sammich to you?

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      • 2012 July 12
        tigprincess permalink

        you got it, monkey!

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      • 2012 July 12
        CapnMac permalink

        A “ham sammich”? Probably only if you over-emote on stage.

        Probably “Simian slider,” like as not, to carnivorous tetrapodia.

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  6. 2012 July 12

    These are not.a.tigers.

    These are also not.a-goin’.on.my.walls.

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    • 2012 July 12
      funky "aaaarrrgh!" monkey permalink

      When I first started dating Hubby Monkey, his bedroom was decorated in African-cat-lion-spotted-striped-jungle-oh-my-gawd stuff. Down to the dust ruffle on his bed. I expected to see monkeys swinging fom the ceiling fan. I have since redecorated. Monkey, please!

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      • 2012 July 12

        I know what you did…you added hot pink accents didn’t you?

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        • 2012 July 12
          Lou Stool permalink

          No, she just put a big Steelers throw over the bed. Monkey, Please.

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        • 2012 July 12
          SpaceBug permalink

          I thunked her ‘redecorating’ was merely swinging from the ceiling fan.

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      • 2012 July 12

        He gets points for using a dust ruffle, though.

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      • 2012 July 12

        *Hmf*

        Women are all the same. The first thing TacoMa’am did when we were dating was have me get rid of my coffee table that was made out of salvaged milk-crates and multicolored tie wraps.

        That thing just oozed class and I had to toss it out. It was conversation starter number 1!

        And after she got rid of that, she started eying up the entertainment center made out of pallets.

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        • 2012 July 12
          Lou Stool permalink

          Could you at least keep the pallet lawn furniture?

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        • 2012 July 12

          She let me keep the sandbox, at least.

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  7. 2012 July 12
    tigprincess permalink

    …if you joined up the ‘photos’ would they become a furry, vicious Push-Me-Pull-You?

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    • 2012 July 12
      DigitalAxis permalink

      it’s pointy on all ends!

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  8. 2012 July 12

    Dan, I wasted valuable time this morning looking for the like button on your comments. Seriously, that is an adaptation we should look in to! But there is no explanation as to why these cats have no hind quarters. Must be trick photography or something. Smoking mirrors, you know. That kind of stuff.

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  9. 2012 July 12
    Starguyspeaks permalink

    Without taking pictures of the back of the artwork, we might assume they were some manner of trompe de l’oeil and not actually paintings of cats.

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  10. 2012 July 12
    DigitalAxis permalink

    Without taking pictures of the back of the artwork, we might assume they were some manner of trompe de l’oeil and not actually paintings of cats.

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    • 2012 July 12
      CapnMac permalink

      If the eyes in human portraits are said to “follow” a person about the room, then do the ears on these images follow instead?

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  11. 2012 July 12
    Brer Fox permalink

    “The more you know. *ding*”

    Whatever is in the microwave is done.
    Don’t tell me you’ve started using microwavable coffe slices.

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    • 2012 July 12
      Not-a-[censored] Cheetah permalink

      I put my coffee slices in the toaster, put them on a plate, and pour warm caramel over them.
      *yum*

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  12. 2012 July 12
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    Are those actual samples of their hide on the upper and lower borders? I tried to do that with my family portraits, but met with some resistance.

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    • 2012 July 12

      Duck – did you remind it to put the lotion on its skin, first? I find the resistance lessens if it remembers the lotion.

      You’re welcome.

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      • 2012 July 12
        tigprincess permalink

        Ducky … and use a very very sharp knife

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      • 2012 July 12
        Demon Duck of Doom permalink

        I tried, CJ, but being waterfowl, they mostly opted to get the hose again.

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  13. 2012 July 12
    tigprincess permalink

    Please note the writing about Siamese has turned my avatar into a Siamese / Birman cat.
    *this may or may not be true*

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    • 2012 July 12

      We had a Seal Point/Alleycat mix for 11 years. That was hubby’s favorite cat..ever..and he was the chattiest critter I ever saw. He was also very affectionate.

      I don’t remember the claws being an issue, so I’m guessing his retracted at least partially.

      All this talk about the Siamese has made me miss him. *sniffle*

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      • 2012 July 12
        funky "aaaarrrgh!" monkey permalink

        Our little applehead siamese is a chatty Kathy too. And she sounds less like a cat than a baby, or cooing dove.

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        • 2012 July 12

          I had a tortoiseshell when I was growing up who had a Siamese mix mother, Misty had several Siamese characteristics including the “crying baby” meow. Dad always said she sounded like a goat, though.

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        • 2012 July 12
          Windrose permalink

          Apparently all black cats have Siamese somewhere in their genetic woodpile.

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  14. 2012 July 12
    Ralph permalink

    Some dots, works perfectly fine….

    Oops, that was yesterday’s thread.

    [corey] The bones are phalanges, not phlanges (singular = phalanx.) Wolverine has phlanges. [/corey]

    Is there a special tag for coreys about coreys? And is one a corey or a Corey? Je ne parle pas HTML.

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    • 2012 July 12
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      Is there a special tag for coreys about coreys?

      Perhaps nesting Cs?

      C-C-[Ccorey] B-b-beautful [/Ccorey]

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  15. 2012 July 12

    Technically they’re photos of half a cheetah and half a leopard.

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    • 2012 July 12

      Well, if you count the inked black and white ones, it’s about 3.5 cats per painting.

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  16. 2012 July 13

    Penguin, Ralph! I had misplaced the keys to the box. You are free, now. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning (On the west coast it’s still morning), Prosperous Cheetahs!

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