YSaC, Vol. 1292: I’m a spy in the dream home of love.
Hey commenters.. you want doors? We’ve got doors!
mobil home skurting paneling 2×4 2×6 2×8 sinks doors 7′ counter top
IVE GOT A LOT OF MOBIL HOME SKURTTING PANLING A BUNCH OF 2X4 2X6 2X8 BOARDS DIFFERANT LEANKS SOME GOOD OLD SCHOOL OAK KITCHEN AND BATH SINKS DOORS AND CLOSET DOORS DIFFERENT SIZES WOOD AND METAL 7′ COUNTER TOP SOME IN REAL GOOD SHAPE SOME IN FAIR SHAPE CALL OR TEX ME ANY TIME ### ### #### TKS FOR LOOKING
Well, howdy Tex! Perhaps you could use some of those different leanks of wood to pry up your caps lock key?
But perhaps these doors are not to your liking. Perhaps they are the wrong body type? Gotcha covered:
slim door n broken door
Have one tall and slender door- free
And one regular sized room door- broken in the inside.Are at [Location]. Will delete when doors are gone.
Thanks
That’s the trouble with these postmodern, existentialist doors. They seem perfectly fine, but they’re broken on the inside. Why would you want a door that needs therapy?
Then again – at least that door is too depressed to spy on you like these do:
bug sweeper- electronic/camera
I need someone who knows what they are talking about, I mean really,really knows there stuff on home security systems , covert cameras , live webcam, or ;pc monitoing,preferably someone that ownes a bug detector/camera/video/whatever…………to come out to my house and do a bug sweep!I am leaving town in two days and i really want it done before i go!im a single mom and I really need this resolved…………before i go insane!did you know that they make cameras so covert that it can look like any plain screw in you wall…………..or adt sais hide them, in the hinges of your french doors, or your firedetector,motion detectyor etc…….put it this way,really rich people that have so much time on there hands run out of things that amuse them,I signed a 15 month lease to my DREAMHOME !!!!!and right from the time we arived with the u-haul there have been more than enough strange accurances to where ,i have to say that i dont even think the out of state landlords know about it,but thats a whole other story!i will pay anyone 40.00 in the next couple days to bring a bug detector out ,and if im right,and its all over the house,you can choose from a 1500.00 fridge or a awesome bbq and yard swing!,it does not matter how late ANYTIME will work!
But what kind of DOORS does the fridge have – that’s what I want to know!
Thanks for the doors, Megan, Ross, and Gina!
WP: “You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.”
Quickly not an option as coffee maker failed to run as scheduled.
1. This is A [dore] on YSaC.
2. Dees iz durs 4r sparkii
3. ????
4. Perhaps we really do need to start reducing product warnings and “let nature take its course.”
(See above comment on being coffee-less; hard to have all the milk of human kindness and no coffee to pour it into–especially while facing my morning’s 47 mile commute.)
I didn’t know men could produce milk of human kindness. Oh, the cusions discussion was yesterday.
Sure men can produce milk. They have nipples. You can milk anything that has nipples.
PLEASE, everyone refrain from posting THAT VIDEO! Thank you.
:pushes away coffee cup:
I’m gonna have to start taking it black now.
Once you go black…
Corner.
I think Sparky #3’s door is broken on the inside.
You know, I’ll bet fur doors get a lot of bugs.
I am laughing so hard thinking of someone uttering this aloud.
Ad number one refers to ‘good old school’ stuff. I wonder what ‘old school’ he went to?
For about $10 I can get a spy cam, plant it while Sparky #3 is distracted and get paid $40 plus a $1500 fridge? I’m in.
Can we put it in the corner? And if so, can we consider the awesome bbq and yard swing?
I wonder if it’s a combination BBQ and yard swing, because that sounds either really fun or really dangerous.
Which we clearly need to sell to the sparkii at 1 for 3 payments of $29.95 or 3 for @199.95
Buckets of cash for us; roast sparkii for, uh, well, sparkii
If I were less lazy, I would find the ysac post with the deer hanging from the swing set and photoshop a bar-b-q under it. Instead, let’s all just picture it in out minds…
See, wasn’t that hilarious?
Ghostie: My mind went there too. I’m seeing a young female Sparky with pigtails, swinging over a BBQ, and actually upset that she’s getting burned.
#2 has me thinking of a new dating site for contractors-
adoor.com: Where you can get a handle on your love life
::quietly slinking away::
Heehee…love handles.
What about these doors?
Jim checked out 1Sparky’s soul kitchen for sinks and boards but didn’t find any leanks he wanted. He then finished 2Sparky’s job and broke on through (to the other side). Finally, he swung by 3Sparky’s place long enough to say that “My eyes have seen you”. The End.
Hey, Morrison is a slim door and a broken door!
What, too soon?
When is a door not adore? When it’s a jar Sparky’s trying to sell on Craigslist.
Hmmm, we could use a new fridge.
:rummages through junk closet:
:locates studfinder:
Be back in a minute, I need to go “sweep for bugs.”
and here I thought a broom and a can of Raid would do
When one door shuts, four or five more slide off the stack against the wall, and break inside. Very sad.
“OAK KITCHEN AND BATH SINKS”
I can foresee problems with having these in your home. Warpage, splinters, etcetera.
Woodent yews them.
They’d go well with yesterday’s pallet chair.
Speaking of doors…. why can’t I give any?
Adores is showing already given and I just got here?
Grr…. somebody took my doors!
Edit: Nevermind… apparently I needed to post something… stupid IE.
Oh no, Sparky stole LL’s doors and is selling them on CraigsList!
How odd, about 1/3 of the postings have no “+1” on the adores; yet I have not pressed those.
WP may have gotten some broken inside spycam doors.
Yes! That is what happened to me.
We have a door thief! Call 911, call the Marines… break out the rubber hoses!
Edit:
Seriously?
Well, for the love of…mutter mutter…
I couldn’t just now edit my own comment as it said I didn’t have permission to do so. But my ‘doors are working just fine. So I adore you all, but there will be no take-backs.
There, there, LL. You just need to calm down. Hey, look, a squirrel!
*slips ruffie in LL’s coffee after setting up squirrel distraction*
Everything will be just fine.
Ok, so, now, LL’s Adores are “+1” but our sibilant simian is not?
Whiskey-Tango-Fudge, why yes, I’ll have some.
All of these odd glitches of which you speak– I had ’em yesterday, but today everything seems fine (so far). I guess the spy-cam masters decided their work was done here and moved on to bedevil someone else.
Umm, Cap’n? I don’t think that’s fudge she’s flinging.
I think this is a precursor to Friday.
Demon Duck must be on the other side of the Int’l date line… What’s tomorrow lookin’ like DDoD? Got any horse race numbers for me?
On the contrary, BD, I’m on the caboose end of the date line. The rest of the world is always wishing me a happy birthday before it actually happens.
And it turns out I spoke too soon. The doors are all skeewonky now.
But what do the leanks leank to? I don’t need no weabsites or poop-ups in my skurtting panling.
Ok, I looked, and urban Dictionary has no prurient meanings for “skurt”–simply misspellings of “skirt.”
However, now I am troubled that I felt compelled to check there first.
I’m still coping with the thought of which skirting (or “skurting”) would be apt for the HQ of ExxonMobile (NYSE XOM) a mere 51 miles -thataway- from where I presently sit.
Not like I’m going to go pull up the Building Code for the City of Irving and look up what requirements are for hiding the undercarriage of a major petroleum corporation.
Geez, Cap’n.
Would have thought you’d be more excited to look up skurts. 😉
Skurting/skirting be damned! I’d think the poop-ups would be most apt for those bastids…
Well sure, it’s probably just the Koch brothers checking to see that there are no gay marriages, unsanctioned birth control or illegal immigrants in Sparkhomes.
I’m trying to throw doors at people and get a pop-up that accuses me of cheating. What’s up with that?
nm…now it is working.
I think Sparky bugged the site.
Sparky #1 must live in one of those fancy trailer parks, what whith those dadgum CCR’s and all. Gosh-durn skurtting on a trailer; next folks will be wanting to take the hitch off and the axles out from under it. Here in my neck of the woods, a few hay bales under the old ’69 Roll-A-Home is good enough for us.
Back when I was living in my camper, one of the rules of the trailer park I lived in was that you couldn’t keep chickens under your house. It was a fancy place. 🙂
So you had to keep the chickens inside?
I’ll take the reds, man.
“2× 42 × 62 × 8”? That’s not a piece of wood, that’s a tesseract!
Maybe Mrs. Whatsit would be interested.
This is the end. Of the Doors, my friend. This is the end… It is the en-end.
J
Bianchi, I know you will be happy to get out of the box for Hump Day! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Broken Doors!