YSaC, Vol. 1292: I’m a spy in the dream home of love.

2012 July 10

Hey commenters.. you want doors? We’ve got doors!

mobil home skurting paneling 2×4 2×6 2×8 sinks doors 7′ counter top


IVE GOT A LOT OF MOBIL HOME SKURTTING PANLING A BUNCH OF 2X4 2X6 2X8 BOARDS DIFFERANT LEANKS SOME GOOD OLD SCHOOL OAK KITCHEN AND BATH SINKS DOORS AND CLOSET DOORS DIFFERENT SIZES WOOD AND METAL 7′ COUNTER TOP SOME IN REAL GOOD SHAPE SOME IN FAIR SHAPE CALL OR TEX ME ANY TIME ### ### #### TKS FOR LOOKING

Well, howdy Tex! Perhaps you could use some of those different leanks of wood to pry up your caps lock key?

But perhaps these doors are not to your liking. Perhaps they are the wrong body type? Gotcha covered:

slim door n broken door


Have one tall and slender door- free
And one regular sized room door- broken in the inside.

Are at [Location]. Will delete when doors are gone.

Thanks

That’s the trouble with these postmodern, existentialist doors. They seem perfectly fine, but they’re broken on the inside. Why would you want a door that needs therapy?

Then again – at least that door is too depressed to spy on you like these do:

bug sweeper- electronic/camera


I need someone who knows what they are talking about, I mean really,really knows there stuff on home security systems , covert cameras , live webcam, or ;pc monitoing,preferably someone that ownes a bug detector/camera/video/whatever…………to come out to my house and do a bug sweep!I am leaving town in two days and i really want it done before i go!im a single mom and I really need this resolved…………before i go insane!did you know that they make cameras so covert that it can look like any plain screw in you wall…………..or adt sais hide them, in the hinges of your french doors, or your firedetector,motion detectyor etc…….put it this way,really rich people that have so much time on there hands run out of things that amuse them,I signed a 15 month lease to my DREAMHOME !!!!!and right from the time we arived with the u-haul there have been more than enough strange accurances to where ,i have to say that i dont even think the out of state landlords know about it,but thats a whole other story!i will pay anyone 40.00 in the next couple days to bring a bug detector out ,and if im right,and its all over the house,you can choose from a 1500.00 fridge or a awesome bbq and yard swing!,it does not matter how late ANYTIME will work!

But what kind of DOORS does the fridge have – that’s what I want to know!

Thanks for the doors, Megan, Ross, and Gina!

55 Responses leave one →
  1. 2012 July 10
    CapnMac permalink

    WP: “You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.”

    Adores: 1
  2. 2012 July 10
    CapnMac permalink

    Quickly not an option as coffee maker failed to run as scheduled.

    Adores: 1
  3. 2012 July 10
    CapnMac permalink

    1. This is A [dore] on YSaC.

    2. Dees iz durs 4r sparkii

    3. ????

    4. Perhaps we really do need to start reducing product warnings and “let nature take its course.”

    (See above comment on being coffee-less; hard to have all the milk of human kindness and no coffee to pour it into–especially while facing my morning’s 47 mile commute.)

    Adores: 3
    • 2012 July 10
      wanda-full doors and hinges permalink

      I didn’t know men could produce milk of human kindness. Oh, the cusions discussion was yesterday.

      Adores: 4
      • 2012 July 10
        funky "aaaarrrgh!" monkey permalink

        Sure men can produce milk. They have nipples. You can milk anything that has nipples.

        Adores: 5
        • 2012 July 10

          PLEASE, everyone refrain from posting THAT VIDEO! Thank you.

          Adores: 4
      • 2012 July 10

        :pushes away coffee cup:

        I’m gonna have to start taking it black now.

        Adores: 4
        • 2012 July 10
          wanda-full doors and hinges permalink

          Once you go black…

          Corner.

          Adores: 3
  4. 2012 July 10

    I think Sparky #3’s door is broken on the inside.

    Adores: 7
  5. 2012 July 10
    wanda-full doors and hinges permalink

    You know, I’ll bet fur doors get a lot of bugs.

    Adores: 4
  6. 2012 July 10
    wanda-full doors and hinges permalink

    any plain screw in you wall

    I am laughing so hard thinking of someone uttering this aloud.

    Adores: 7
  7. 2012 July 10
    Gary permalink

    Ad number one refers to ‘good old school’ stuff. I wonder what ‘old school’ he went to?

    Adores: 4
  8. 2012 July 10
    penguin permalink

    For about $10 I can get a spy cam, plant it while Sparky #3 is distracted and get paid $40 plus a $1500 fridge? I’m in.

    Adores: 9
    • 2012 July 10
      wanda-full doors and hinges permalink

      Can we put it in the corner? And if so, can we consider the awesome bbq and yard swing?

      Adores: 2
      • 2012 July 10

        I wonder if it’s a combination BBQ and yard swing, because that sounds either really fun or really dangerous.

        Adores: 5
        • 2012 July 10
          CapnMac permalink

          Which we clearly need to sell to the sparkii at 1 for 3 payments of $29.95 or 3 for @199.95
          Buckets of cash for us; roast sparkii for, uh, well, sparkii

          Adores: 1
        • 2012 July 10
          Bianchi Sound permalink

          If I were less lazy, I would find the ysac post with the deer hanging from the swing set and photoshop a bar-b-q under it. Instead, let’s all just picture it in out minds…

          See, wasn’t that hilarious?

          Adores: 3
        • 2012 July 10
          funky "looking innuendo" monkey permalink

          Ghostie: My mind went there too. I’m seeing a young female Sparky with pigtails, swinging over a BBQ, and actually upset that she’s getting burned.

          Adores: 0
  9. 2012 July 10
    penguin permalink

    #2 has me thinking of a new dating site for contractors-

    adoor.com: Where you can get a handle on your love life

    ::quietly slinking away::

    Adores: 4
    • 2012 July 10
      wanda-full doors and hinges permalink

      Heehee…love handles.

      Adores: 3
  10. 2012 July 10

    What about these doors?

    Adores: 4
    • 2012 July 10
      penguin permalink

      Jim checked out 1Sparky’s soul kitchen for sinks and boards but didn’t find any leanks he wanted. He then finished 2Sparky’s job and broke on through (to the other side). Finally, he swung by 3Sparky’s place long enough to say that “My eyes have seen you”. The End.

      Adores: 4
      • 2012 July 10
        Bianchi Sound permalink

        Hey, Morrison is a slim door and a broken door!

        What, too soon?

        Adores: 2
  11. 2012 July 10
    funky "aaaarrrgh!" monkey permalink

    When is a door not adore? When it’s a jar Sparky’s trying to sell on Craigslist.

    Adores: 4
  12. 2012 July 10

    Hmmm, we could use a new fridge.

    :rummages through junk closet:

    :locates studfinder:

    Be back in a minute, I need to go “sweep for bugs.”

    Adores: 6
    • 2012 July 10
      SilvaNoir permalink

      and here I thought a broom and a can of Raid would do

      Adores: 1
  13. 2012 July 10

    When one door shuts, four or five more slide off the stack against the wall, and break inside. Very sad.

    Adores: 8
  14. 2012 July 10
    Brer Fox permalink

    “OAK KITCHEN AND BATH SINKS”

    I can foresee problems with having these in your home. Warpage, splinters, etcetera.
    Woodent yews them.

    Adores: 5
    • 2012 July 10
      funky "aaaarrrgh!" monkey permalink

      They’d go well with yesterday’s pallet chair.

      Adores: 3
  15. 2012 July 10
    LimeLolly permalink

    Speaking of doors…. why can’t I give any?

    Adores is showing already given and I just got here?

    Grr…. somebody took my doors!

    Edit: Nevermind… apparently I needed to post something… stupid IE.

    Adores: 4
    • 2012 July 10

      Oh no, Sparky stole LL’s doors and is selling them on CraigsList!

      Adores: 5
    • 2012 July 10
      CapnMac permalink

      How odd, about 1/3 of the postings have no “+1” on the adores; yet I have not pressed those.
      WP may have gotten some broken inside spycam doors.

      Adores: 1
      • 2012 July 10
        LimeLolly permalink

        Yes! That is what happened to me.

        We have a door thief! Call 911, call the Marines… break out the rubber hoses!

        Edit:

        You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.

        Seriously?

        Adores: 3
        • 2012 July 10
          wanda-full doors and hinges permalink

          Well, for the love of…mutter mutter…
          I couldn’t just now edit my own comment as it said I didn’t have permission to do so. But my ‘doors are working just fine. So I adore you all, but there will be no take-backs.

          Adores: 2
        • 2012 July 10
          funky "aaaarrrgh!" monkey permalink

          There, there, LL. You just need to calm down. Hey, look, a squirrel!

          *slips ruffie in LL’s coffee after setting up squirrel distraction*

          Everything will be just fine.

          Adores: 2
        • 2012 July 10
          CapnMac permalink

          Ok, so, now, LL’s Adores are “+1” but our sibilant simian is not?
          Whiskey-Tango-Fudge, why yes, I’ll have some.

          Adores: 0
        • 2012 July 10
          Demon Duck of Doom permalink

          All of these odd glitches of which you speak– I had ’em yesterday, but today everything seems fine (so far). I guess the spy-cam masters decided their work was done here and moved on to bedevil someone else.

          Adores: 2
        • 2012 July 10

          Umm, Cap’n? I don’t think that’s fudge she’s flinging.

          Adores: 0
        • 2012 July 10
          Windrose permalink

          I think this is a precursor to Friday.

          Adores: 0
        • 2012 July 10
          Bombdude permalink

          All of these odd glitches of which you speak– I had ‘em yesterday,

          Demon Duck must be on the other side of the Int’l date line… What’s tomorrow lookin’ like DDoD? Got any horse race numbers for me?

          Adores: 1
      • 2012 July 10
        Demon Duck of Doom permalink

        On the contrary, BD, I’m on the caboose end of the date line. The rest of the world is always wishing me a happy birthday before it actually happens.

        And it turns out I spoke too soon. The doors are all skeewonky now.

        Adores: 1
  16. 2012 July 10
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    But what do the leanks leank to? I don’t need no weabsites or poop-ups in my skurtting panling.

    Adores: 2
  17. 2012 July 10
    CapnMac permalink

    Ok, I looked, and urban Dictionary has no prurient meanings for “skurt”–simply misspellings of “skirt.”
    However, now I am troubled that I felt compelled to check there first.

    I’m still coping with the thought of which skirting (or “skurting”) would be apt for the HQ of ExxonMobile (NYSE XOM) a mere 51 miles -thataway- from where I presently sit.

    Not like I’m going to go pull up the Building Code for the City of Irving and look up what requirements are for hiding the undercarriage of a major petroleum corporation.

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 July 10
      LimeLolly permalink

      Geez, Cap’n.

      Would have thought you’d be more excited to look up skurts. 😉

      Adores: 4
    • 2012 July 10
      Bombdude permalink

      which skirting (or “skurting”) would be apt for the HQ of ExxonMobile

      Skurting/skirting be damned! I’d think the poop-ups would be most apt for those bastids…

      Adores: 0
  18. 2012 July 10
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    put it this way,really rich people that have so much time on there hands run out of things that amuse them

    Well sure, it’s probably just the Koch brothers checking to see that there are no gay marriages, unsanctioned birth control or illegal immigrants in Sparkhomes.

    Adores: 3
  19. 2012 July 10
    penguin permalink

    I’m trying to throw doors at people and get a pop-up that accuses me of cheating. What’s up with that?

    nm…now it is working.

    I think Sparky bugged the site.

    Adores: 2
  20. 2012 July 10
    Steve-Oh permalink

    Sparky #1 must live in one of those fancy trailer parks, what whith those dadgum CCR’s and all. Gosh-durn skurtting on a trailer; next folks will be wanting to take the hitch off and the axles out from under it. Here in my neck of the woods, a few hay bales under the old ’69 Roll-A-Home is good enough for us.

    Adores: 5
    • 2012 July 10

      Back when I was living in my camper, one of the rules of the trailer park I lived in was that you couldn’t keep chickens under your house. It was a fancy place. 🙂

      Adores: 4
      • 2012 July 10
        funky "looking innuendo" monkey permalink

        So you had to keep the chickens inside?

        Adores: 2
  21. 2012 July 10
    Ralph permalink

    I’ll take the reds, man.

    Adores: 0
  22. 2012 July 10

    “2× 42 × 62 × 8”? That’s not a piece of wood, that’s a tesseract!

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 July 10
      funky "aaaarrrgh!" monkey permalink

      Maybe Mrs. Whatsit would be interested.

      Adores: 2
  23. 2012 July 11

    This is the end. Of the Doors, my friend. This is the end… It is the en-end.

    J

    Adores: 0
  24. 2012 July 11

    Bianchi, I know you will be happy to get out of the box for Hump Day! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Broken Doors!

    Adores: 0

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