YSaC, Vol. 1283: Lookin’ like a fool …
1877 flour mill
Very old flour mill make offer its from the 1877 plus got cook book by ben franklin so is the flour mill
Name is Dave call me xxx-xxx-xxxx
or Email me themanxxxxx@xxxxx.com
Oh, Dave. You’re a sneaky little bugger, you are. Well done … but I don’t think I want what you’re offering.
I won’t ruin it for everyone. Keep looking; if you need it, the regulars will be in the comments with brain bleach for everyone.
Thanks, Jeff!
… Did Dave drop his pants just to take this picture? Ewww! Note to self – if buy flour mill from Craig’s List, bleach it before touching!
Nah, he’s just using good time management! He had 15 minutes of otherwise unoccupied time while he was stuck in the john, so he’s multitasking! Some people read, others prepare their CL pictures…
Who are we to judge?
Oh yeah, I forgot… We’re us! Judge away… π
Please tell me you’re not also selling a tea kettle.
Wishing I could give you many doors for the parenthetical.
Does it qualify as reflecto-pr0n is there is no reflection?
Nope – but it does qualify as a miserable failure. At, you know, life.
the xxx’s where the original phone number where somehow seems approriate.
Is that all, that his pants are down? I was looking for something much more sinister. Scary to think that someone dropping trow and posting a pic of it online doesn’t even seem that out of the ordinary to me anymore.
I know, right? It’s like; “Meh. At least he isn’t working the crank with his doodle.”
Yes! Another Ghostie-ism to embroider on a pillow!
It’ll look fabulous next to the one with the lube quote on it. Very sophisticated π
I used a crisp melon color on the the lube pillow, I think a sherbet-on-cream combo would be lovely for this one.
And you wanna talk classy? I’m planning on putting them on a shelf on each side of my singing bass plaque. Look for my house in the next issue of Better Homes and Gardens.
At first, I thought that was something other than his foot. Then I looked closer. I agree. Meh. Maybe I should change my name to Jaded.
Or Jaded Penguin. It sounds kinda like a supervillain’s name.
Is it just me or does the end of the crank look like a pecil? I could be in the corner, depending on your replies. 8)
I guess that’s better than the end of your pecil looking like a crank, huh?
If you have to go the corner, I will go with you.
Some guys handle it that way regardless of how it looks.
*joins growing group in corner*
:takes deep breath:
You know what? I’ll just save myself the trouble and go directly to the corner.
Don’t be talking about that guy’s handle, Lola!
Aren’t the terms synonymous?
After the pooled up shorts, I noticed the bathtub in the background. Why is a flour mill in the bathroom? It makes something edible, why is it in the bathroom? It’s not so big it had to be cleaned in the tub, it would fit in the kitchen sink, why is it in the bathroom?
Why does that bother me more than the nakedness? WHY?! I NEED ALCOHOL!
Well, if you’re going to be in there for a few hours wrestling your colon, you might as well make some flour while you’re at it.
Or, you know, other white powdery substances.
Which gives Colon Blow a whole new meaning.
Well, I do hope this mill is reasonably priced, then. I’d hate to drop a load on it.
Flour mill in bathroom + continuous waterflow that may or may not involve alcohol = multitasking !
So what? You want me to drop everything and figure it out? I’m just gonna put this out there and say: No. I won’t hang that low.
Step 1: You cut a hole in the box.
Step 2: You put Ben Franklin in the box…
Nobody puts Ben in a box.
I’m much more bothered by his choice of putting the red/orange flour mill on top of the upside down red/orange plastic step stool next to the 1980s dusty rose bath towel. What was he thinking?!?!?
*It puts the lotion in the basket*
:squints, tilts head:
It looks more like one of those plastic lap desks turned upside down than a stepstool.
I’m going with a stool. Let’s hope it’s not in the bathroom so his 3 year old can reach the sink to brush his teeth. Sparky having children all of a sudden seems disturbing to me.
But it looks just like this one!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fqNwBY9IoLg/TZ_SOaOEsxI/AAAAAAAABrM/tqnnG3vTvn4/s400/DSC_0017.jpg
ghostie, what have we told you about breaking the format with a massive link? Bad kitty!
Franklin, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
Given the flavor of the post, I propose a fun game for today:
Fill in the five blank spaces after “theman _ _ _ _ _” I’ll start…
themancrank@xxxxx.com
Ooh, fun! Hum…
Spray?
Lubes?
Sacks?
Fruit?
PS: When I tried to click on your link my IT guy came to my desk and beat me with my keyboard. Thanks, Archie!
Ms. Monkey, I’m not quite sure why my moniker is highlighted. There is no linkage to anything in the cyber arena. Huh.
In other news, I like champagne. π
I think WordPress does it automatically when you add the .com, even if it’s xxxxx.com.
themannIcan
themanistan
themanglans
themansman (rats, that’s only four) (Gets flung into the Gorge of Eternal Peril!)
I’m afraid you shouldn’t have done that, Dave.
Franklin flour mill, give me your answer, do.
Sparky’s crazy as he takes pix of you.
The “its from the 1877” phrase, coupled with the … peripheral photo contents have me thinking that 1-877 is the prefix for the number you call to talk to Sparklepants (after supplying your credit card number).
Anyone else suspect, as I do, that the next photo in the sequence (not included here) is a contender for the “Desperately Seeking … Something” tumblr? (Note, it’s NSFW if you go looking for that site.)
Why Lola, none of us would ever go off-site trying to find the original ads.
*my nose is growing
Made the mistake of looking up that site while having a snack.
Dave (not THAT Dave, for sure!) and wanda, please exit the box using the safety rails and remember that in the event of a forced landing, the ferrets may be used as flotation devices. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Cranky Doodle!