YSaC, Vol. 1281: We represent the the ennui ensemble…
2012 June 25
toyta shitty van – $10000 (obob -9900)
I have worthless peace of shit vans that I need to get ride of asap, I will basocally give them to you if you jest cum get them I am not creepy at all andwill give you the low down on why i love to hoard shit and why i have had these shiitty vans for 10+ years just call me cuz I am lonley
I am the great and powerful Obob! You have journeyed here to the Off-Green City in your reddish flip-flops on foot, but I have a way to return you to Kansas! It’s a piece of sh… HEY! Leave that curtain alone! You’re not supposed to see me back here!
…i’m so lonely.
Thanks for the post, Jana!
Speachless.
Shirley you jest. Give peace a chains.
Hay, don’t cawl me Surely.
Oh, no, you’re not creepy at all. Why would anyone think you are?
So, would you like one with or without the “Free Candy” decal?
Sure you’re not, Sparky.
In my experience, anytime someone uses the phrase “I am not [blank]” then they are actually so [blank] that they have [blank] coming out of their ears.
They’re usually the mayor of [blank], with a sash and badge and everything.
“I’m not [blank]. It’s just that [something totally [blank]].”
“I’m not a [blank], I just play one on tv.”
I think we should ask for a second opinion, I just don’t think we can trust him.
Bacontini have to admit, dis guy is not actually creepy.
Not like winky $6 t shirt hobo or Depressy….
He’s a Super[blank]
Super[blank]
He’s super-[blanky] now.
You’re welcome for the ear worm. Don’t be lonely, now.
No! Bad Rebecca, Bad! Just got “Chevy Van” out of my head (repeated application of REK helped).
Rather like any time someone says “I’m not racist BUT…” they are about to say something incredibly racist.
If he’s had The Vans for ten years, then how can he be lonely?
But he is creepy since he hoarded them for ten years.
If he’s worn those Vans for 10 hears, they are probably tattered and creepy and stinky all by themselves. Ew.
Should I assume that 10 hears means that at least Sparky is a good listener?
I claim caffiene deprivation and otherwise have no comet.
I’ve had a pair of Vans for longer than that (16 years now). They are quite sturdy sneakers. The rubber soles are nearly worn smooth by now, though.
“jest cum get them”
I’m not sure I want to do
twatthat.Ok, recently finished Christopher Moore’s “Fool”–a tale from the point of view of Leer’s Jester. Said tale being delightfully bawdy, too. So, the above referenced line scans differently than it might–less about japery and more towards a back-construction verb “jest” from “jester”. . .
But, perhaps it is naught but a Monday far too early in the week after not nearly enough weekend.
You know, one quick phone call to that show about hoarders and Sparky won’t be lonely! And who is going to judge the best of the best? Obob means best of the the best, right?
One of hte few, the incredibly few, things I have learned in a long, tiresome, life is that one never presumes to assign meaning to sparkii without corroboration (not that it will help much, sparkii being as they are; the Eloi of the Eloi . . . )
I wonder if “shitty vans” is anything like South Park’s shitty wok:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSPKdZ-sDAw
…of the the hoard of shit that causes me to be be creepy lonely…
You mean hoarding (as opposed to collecting, for actual scientific research purposes) fecal material isn’t creepy? Your definition of creepy may vary slightly from mine, Sparks.
I have spent some time in SoCal, but even there I don’t think $10000 equates to a giveaway. -9900 sounds like a much better deal, but possibly not if you have to hang out with Obob.
Suzanne Pleshette?
Pauly Shore.
O bob.
Toyta : For the ‘hoard’ of your life.
He’s got Shiite vans? Shouldn’t Homeland Security know something about this?
Lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely
Ten thousand dollars
Shitty vans
Creepy, I am not creepy
I like to hoard things
Like toyta vans
I’m so lonely…
ghosty, Monday in the box must be your favorite way to start the week! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Vanagons!
$10000 for a Shitty Van?! Score!