YSaC, Vol. 1252: In which the radio star is avenged.

2012 May 15

Sometimes, I get the feeling that an ad just hasn’t quite included enough information.

DVDs & VHS


$4 each or $50 for all

This SEEMS like it might be a good deal. But questions spring to mind: How many are DVD and how many are VHS? For that matter, how many are there? Which deal is more advantageous changes depending on whether there are 3 or 938 of these unspecified media objects. Also, have the tapes been rewound? What about the DVDs? Have they been rewound?

And it might, just might, be helpful to know what’s ON the aforementioned outdated storage media.

Need someone who can transfer you tube videos to vhs


I have a small crab business. Looking for someone who can transfer some videos on youtube to vhs tape.

interested in putting how we catch blue crabs, how to clean blue crabs and how to cook blue crabs
on one single vhs tape so it loops thru all the videos.

Thanks!

You know, on second thought, never mind. I think I was better off not knowing.

Thanks Greg and Mmooney!

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  1. 2012 May 15

    *looks through closet, wonders how that misjay got in there*

    You know, I have enough eaches, but I think an all would be just the place to display my lacawates valtrus-suka.

    But, $50 seems kinda steep. I wonder if Sparky would be interested in a trade?

    I have some awesome *vintage* Crisco, and a mint green prom dress, never worn because I caught that bastid BobbyJo Bobby with my best friend, my best friend…ahem.. – let’s not go there again, I can’t afford the therapy – and…lemme see….oh yes, an entire art installation with only one chaise lounge…again, let’s not go there…sigh…

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    • 2012 May 15
      grumpy grammy permalink

      Look deeper in that closet; I bet you have some french prudential furniture and a not.a.lion!

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    • 2012 May 15
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      On the misjay, it’s clear you followed the old saying about if you truly love something, set it free, and if it comes back to you, it was truly yours to begin with.

      Either that or you’ve just mislaid your misjay.

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  2. 2012 May 15
    CapnMac permalink

    Probably need a “Unclear on the Concept” tag for these, too.

    But, I’ve fielded far too many requests along the lines of
    “How do I ” [action] “these pictures?”
    Me: “What format are they?”
    [person]: “Dunno, pitchers?”
    Me: “Pitchers? You mean, like Clements, Ryan, Strawberry?” (last added on purpose)
    [person]: “Strawberry’s not a piccher!”
    Me: “He’s got big ears and is built like a jug.”
    (This generally gets [person] to go away and bother somebody else, like the person at the Walgreens photo counter. other wise it just degenerates in to twenty minutes of [] jokes set in Castle Anthrax…)

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  3. 2012 May 15

    Would you like to trade? I have some DOS games (unspecified number and content) on 5.25″ floppies. I’m not completely behind the times; some of the floppies are high-density.

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    • 2012 May 15

      Do you have King’s Quest on cassette tape?

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      • 2012 May 15
        SilvaNoir permalink

        I have a handheld Space Invaders game from 1981 (this is true) (it still works) (not parting with it)

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        • 2012 May 15

          You are all definitely my people.

          Err… *definately.

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        • 2012 May 15

          My Dad still has the Atari 2600 he bought before he married my Mom, my sister and I used to play Space Invaders on it constantly when we were little. Unfortunately the game cassettes got lost when we moved 🙁

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      • 2012 May 15

        Actually King’s Quest was never sold on cassette tape. The earliest version was for the IBM PCjr in 1983 and came on a floppy disk. Sierra created the game for IBM as a kind of tech demo showing what the PCjr could do. (Something of a vintage game collector / historian.)

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        • 2012 May 15

          I could swear I had it on a cassette, but that might have been the soundtrack.

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        • 2012 May 15
          Irregular Fractal permalink

          I hear that confusing the game and the soundtrack tapes was how Skrillex got started.

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        • 2012 May 15

          Until a very recent attic cleaning, I had the original Pong and Tank games from the late 70’s or early 80’s. They didn’t work, though.

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        • 2012 May 15

          I still need to pick up a new Atari 2600. Ours fritzed out when I was 8, went out for “repairs,” and never returned.

          *Sniff*

          I miss my Atari.

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        • 2012 May 15

          I wish we could find the games. I know you can play Space Invaders online, but it’s just not the same without the joystick and button.

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        • 2012 May 15

          “but it’s just not the same without the joystick and button.”

          That’s true of so many things. *Sigh*

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    • 2012 May 15
      One Moving Violation permalink

      “some of the floppies are high-density.”

      Yeah, and so are some of the Sparkys.

      Oh, and I still have Commander Keene, SimEarth, Wolfenstein 3d, and all of my win 3.1 disks.
      I need to get rid of all this stuff.

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      • 2012 May 15

        I only ever played Wolfenstein as a secret level on Doom. 8/

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        • 2012 May 15

          I still have all of my shareware floppy disks somewhere.

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  4. 2012 May 15
    Ralph permalink

    I think the problem here is poor English usage.

    The Sparky #1 ad has a subject, but no verb or predicate.

    The Sparky #2 ad leaves out the subject in two sentences; Blue Crabs are the predicate in one of them. Blue Crabs are smaller than Snow Crabs. Appropriately, they therefore have subordinate claws.

    You may now rewind your brains.

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    • 2012 May 15
      CapnMac permalink

      One notable feature of sparkii is that, in the main, they hail without predicate nor pedigree.

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  5. 2012 May 15
    funky "looking innuendo" monkey permalink

    The one time I tried to rewind a DVD it turned into an 8mm reel to reel black and white recording of Teddy Roosevelt on a horse.

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    • 2012 May 15
      Dan permalink

      *Snort*

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    • 2012 May 15
      mud "bookish-y" slicker permalink

      Did it keep repeating, “Teddy is dead”…?

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      • 2012 May 15

        That only happens if you play a CD backwards.

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        • 2012 May 15
          One Moving Violation permalink

          Don’t try playing a clarinet backwards. That really sucks.
          Playing Chess backwards is really interesting.
          The most fun though is playing Twister backwards.

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        • 2012 May 15

          *plays ALL THE CDs backwards*

          That’s weird, they all say “Paul is dead”.

          No, wait…one of them is saying “Guess Who is on first”.

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  6. 2012 May 15
    wanda permalink

    I’m going to beat Taco to the punch today. I am curious how many of those DVDs/VHSs are porn. And what subclass of porn.

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    • 2012 May 15

      :sniffs cup:

      What the hell is in this punch?

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      • 2012 May 15
        wanda permalink

        Oh damn! Was I not supposed to drink that?

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        • 2012 May 15

          “Make sure to drink it all; sometimes the poison is on the bottom.”

          Name that quote!

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        • 2012 May 15
          wanda permalink

          Aww, sniff Crow T. Robot.

          *cries because she only has DVDs of the show, and a few VHSs to be honest

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        • 2012 May 15

          We’re slowly growing our DVD collection. We’re up to volume 7 of … what 26 now?

          Too bad they don’t just sell a giant “ALL THE THINGS!” pack of the episodes. Granted only the 7 richest kings could afford to buy that pack.

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        • 2012 May 15

          This is why Netflix is your friend. A lot of the MST3K movies are offered as streaming video.

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        • 2012 May 15

          And if you haven’t tried them yet, I find that Rifftrax and Cinematic Titanic are good stuff.

          TacoMa’am and I saw Cinematic Titanic live last year (missed it this year because I wasn’t watching the ticket venues close enough), and it was awesome. The riffing is 1000x better live and with an audience of people to help you laugh.

          It was probably one of the best dates I’ve ever taken her on*, if I don’t say so myself. And I do. She even humored me and stood in line with me for 45 minutes to get the crew to autograph the DVD cover insert to one of their shows.

          *This is actually true; we had more fun at that show than at just about any other show I can think of.

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        • 2012 May 15
          wanda permalink

          True story (yes, tragically I am the world’s biggest geek):

          I saw Cinematic Titanic in Boston and waited to meet them after. I was with my son who was then 12 and the line was around the building. We got all of their autographs, and every time I watch my DVDs (or Netflix) I love yelling “I met Joel!”

          Sad, really.

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        • 2012 May 15

          Oh, yes – I love RiffTrax. The only reason I own the Twilight movie (yay, yard sale!) is so I can watch it with the RiffTrax on.

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        • 2012 May 15

          A thing I say to my wife when watching MST3K:

          “You know, we shook hands with TV’s Frank once…”

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        • 2012 May 15
          SilvaNoir permalink

          I have 12 DVD sets of MST3K. I do wait until I can get them on sale or used, though. All my favorites are on DVD except for Puma Man and Horror at Party Beach (soooooodium!), still waiting for those. I haven’t seen any of the live shows, but did go to the Christmas special that was in theaters a few years back

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        • 2012 May 15

          In the days when San Diego ComicCon International was affordable and not filled past capacity, we would often see TV’s Frank sitting in a booth looking very bored because few people stopped to talk to him. We had lots of fun with him, but never saw any of the other cast members. Stone Brewing World Bistro shows movies in the summer out in their garden, and one time they showed a RiffTrax movie. We couldn’t make it, but it’s so cool that they did that.

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        • 2012 May 15
          wanda permalink

          Horror at Party Beach

          Silva, I’d hatchet off my right arm for that DVD.*

          *may not be entirely true

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        • 2012 May 15
          Irregular Fractal permalink

          Windy, that’s yet another reason why Stone is pretty much heaven on earth. <3 that place.

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        • 2012 May 15

          We’ve concluded that: SOOOOODIUUUUUUM!

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        • 2012 May 15

          yes, tragically I am the world’s biggest geek

          Looks like you might have some competition for that title, wanda.

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        • 2012 May 15

          IF, if you have been to Stone, you have been IN MY BACK YARD!!! Call next time, we have been trying to find an excuse to go again. 8) Got tickets to the Anniversary in August. I am the designated driver.

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        • 2012 May 15
          Irregular Fractal permalink

          It was at a conference a few years back, Windy… next time we’re back in SD for one, I’ll make sure that we get together there.

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    • 2012 May 15
      Lola permalink

      Jingly squirrel-suit porn.

      You’re welcome.

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    • 2012 May 15
      tigprincess permalink

      you can get sub-classes of porn? really? please pass the brain acid – NOW!

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      • 2012 May 15
        wanda permalink

        Oh, Tig, yes. There is that which involves chickens, and that which does not.

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  7. 2012 May 15
    wanda permalink

    I do have a soft fuzzy feeling for fishermen and people in general who try to run small businesses by the sea. I’m picturing an old salt trying to improve his establishment while obviously not having a high falutin’ Ivy League MBA.

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    • 2012 May 15
      funky "looking innuendo" monkey permalink

      I’m picturing a 30-something, tall, tanned, guy with longish salt and pepper hair. And a beard. And tattoos. Standing out on deck of a crab boat. With blue eyes.

      *lights a cig, exhales*

      I’m watching too much “Deadliest Catch”.

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      • 2012 May 15
        wanda permalink

        Yup. We all do. Or Quint. He always comes to mind as summer approaches.

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        • 2012 May 15
          Irregular Fractal permalink

          Another anecdote from The Life and Times of Irregular Fractal:

          I once starred in a musical called The Last Waterman, written about the crabbing industry on the Eastern Shore of Maryland.

          It was performed on Tilghman Island, home of the smallest elementary school in the state of Maryland and connected to the mainland by a drawbridge that, up until the 1980s, they would reportedly haul up when they heard a person of color was coming down the road.

          I was recruited into this endeavor by my small-town dentist, who thought he was Bob Dylan (for a while, I thought this was a metaphorical claim on his part…) and wrote the entire thing himself.

          And to bring it all full circle, I actually transferred the video of this piece of musical theatre history from VHS to digital form not too long ago. (Not on Youtube though. Yet.)

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        • 2012 May 15

          Quint…OMG…Quint!!

          Or Romer…

          Or Mr. White/Black/Green….<<<whatever 'color' he was in The Taking of Pelham 1,2,3

          Or, well…anything. Such a yummy, yummy Irishman.

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        • 2012 May 15
          wanda permalink

          Quint…OMG…Quint

          And to bring this full circle, as the cool kids are doing today, Jaws was the first title I bought when I switched from VHS to DVD.

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      • 2012 May 15
        mud "bookish-y" slicker permalink

        I have never seen a crab boat with blue eyes!!!

        *usually they’ve got brown eyes and barnacles

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        • 2012 May 15
          wanda permalink

          I can forgive a misplaced modifier when we’re chatting about sea men.

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        • 2012 May 15

          You my brown eyed boat.

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        • 2012 May 15

          Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue.

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        • 2012 May 15
          funky "looking innuendo" monkey permalink

          Y’all are just jealous that the boat in my daydreams (or “dreamboat”) has blue eyes. And can cook. And remembers anniversaries.*

          @ Wanda: “Sea men.” I see what you did there.

          *This actually describes Hubby Monkey pretty well. Bless ‘im.

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        • 2012 May 15
          mud "bookish-y" slicker permalink

          The Last Waterman is IF’s The Band final concert tribute show.

          Robbie Robertson showed up wearing a Popeye the Sailorman costume and Kris Kristofferson was just, well, a sailor who fell from Grace (whoever she is) from the sea. Gorton’s fish ‘n chips was enjoyed by all.

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        • 2012 May 15
          One Moving Violation permalink

          B.S. makes my blue eyes brown.

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      • 2012 May 15
        wanda permalink

        Awww! Bless his heart. Is he a sea monkey?

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        • 2012 May 15
          funky "looking innuendo" monkey permalink

          🙂

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    • 2012 May 15
      D-rex permalink

      How about a fishing spider, Wanda? Wanna watch me cast my net?

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      • 2012 May 15
        wanda permalink

        Um…wait! Fish have net-o-phobia I believe.

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        • 2012 May 15
          One Moving Violation permalink

          Ok, then check out my rod… Fishing that is.

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  8. 2012 May 15

    “Blue Crab Tapes” – A new series coming to TLC.

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  9. 2012 May 15

    Submitted without comment.

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    • 2012 May 15
      Lola permalink

      I’m so disappointed it’s sold out. The reviews are incredibly persuasive!

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      • 2012 May 15

        I’m curious as to why one of the suggested products that other customers have viewed is Maybe You Touched Your Genitals hand sanitizer.

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        • 2012 May 15
          wanda permalink

          And Squirrel Underpants!

          Complete with warning about choking hazard due to small parts.

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        • 2012 May 15

          “May contain nuts.”

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        • 2012 May 15

          “May contain traces of nuts.”

          Poor squirrel.

          EDIT: Dammit, Taco – get out of my brain!

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        • 2012 May 15
          SilvaNoir permalink

          Well that explains just what kind of DVDs they are rewinding

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        • 2012 May 15
          wanda permalink

          I want so badly to combine a squirrel-nut, crab-man, sea-men joke right now, but I may never be allowed out of the corner again.

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        • 2012 May 15
          Lola permalink

          All of the rest of us are here, Wanda, so that may not be a bad thing.* Go for it!

          *Or, that could be a really, really bad thing.

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        • 2012 May 15
          wanda permalink

          Well now I have just have performance anxiety. Or lack of razor-sharp wit. Probably the latter.

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        • 2012 May 15

          *cracks knuckles…OUCH!! dammit…can’t do that anymore*

          Squirrel-nut, crab-man, sea-men;
          Jokes right now!
          Jokes right now!

          Squirrel-nut, crab-man, sea-men;
          Jokes right now!
          Jokes right now!

          That’s what squirrel-nut, crab-men, sea-men do!

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        • 2012 May 15
          wanda permalink

          And C””J in for the assist! Bless you!

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  10. 2012 May 15
    Otter permalink

    Off topic: After innumerable crew announcements that all the overhead storage was full and bags would have to be checked, the last person on my Dallas to Phoenix flight this morning was carrying a LARGE red duffle bag and wearing a “Sparky’s Cafe” t-shit.

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  11. 2012 May 16

    D/DM and HamCan, please present your cards for updating. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Squirrel Nut Zippers!

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