YSaC, Vol. 1245: Up, Down, Left, Right, North, B, A, Select, Start!

2012 May 4

Round skirted end table – $125


Round skirted end table. 30″ round with a gold striped skirt. This table is perfect for a side table in the family room or living room or is also perfect for next to the bed.
The value is in the golden skirt
Complete at 125.00.

CASH ONLY
Pick up only.
Contact if interested!
Must go ASAP!!

Well, this seems reasonable. I mean, the golden skirt isn’t really MY style, but why not? Of course, this post might be overlooked. What it really needs is some keywords for the search engines to see.

couch sit chair seat red blue white orange green pink yellow purple black cheap rare electric electronic room kids table desk interior designer value must go sale moving garage yard spring fall cleaning used new comfortable strong bar drinking side up down left right north south west east cascades lowes island clover field terrace quarterpath trace circle grant court highway algonkian parkway sterling reston herndon potomac falls estate collector item sewing needle cars trucks frame picture one of a kind pots garden weed glass cups wine beer pong boat plane train tile sake grapes food ceramic brand name rods hanging pens dirt soil Christmas thanksgiving family friends neighbor holiday easter decoration décor bunny painting vacation Designer Over Stock used new like hate 20190 20194 20170 20165 20164 20166 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v x y z

That’s not quite what I had in mind. I’m sure the next person that searches for “algonkian” and “bunny painting” will be thrilled, however.

Thanks for the link, M!

45 Responses leave one →
  1. 2012 May 4

    I don’t know, I think $125 sounds pretty reasonable for three broken broom handles, a circular piece of MFD, the upholstery from the back of Grandma’s couch (hey, it’s against the wall and she will never miss it!), and one of her prayer shawls.

    *grabs keys to head for nearest Hobby Lobby*

    Imma make a fortune you guys.

    Adores: 5
  2. 2012 May 4

    Actually, $125 sounds like the deal of the century if, as it appears, Sparky has found an early rough draft of “Walking in Space.”

    Adores: 2
  3. 2012 May 4
    CapnMac permalink

    The [persons] who search for “algonkian weed 420” and find a round skirt for a round tabel that is gold, gold, duuuude, could then wax, endlessly, until somebody trips over pizza or chips.

    Adores: 3
  4. 2012 May 4

    I was looking for some rare electronic kids, but now that I’ve seen the gold skirt I must have it!

    :throws fistfulls of cash at monitor:

    Adores: 11
    • 2012 May 4
      wanda permalink

      Do they have it in a skort? I hate when people look under the table at my legs.

      Adores: 6
      • 2012 May 4
        Brer Fox permalink

        I really would like to look under the table’s skirt.

        How many legs does it have? Three? Four? Maybe it only has One leg in the middle and the skirt is all starchy so it helps the table to balance. But then all that starch causes the table to chafe. Are the legs round? Square? Bent? Rough? Smooth? Curvy?
        Can the skirt be taken off of the table to be cleaned? But then the table would have to stand next to the bed in its underwear unless it goes commando. Either way, it would not be perfect for a family room. Or would I have to take the complete table down to the dry cleaners?
        Would the table still be complete at $120.00? Or would one leg be shorter than the others and make it wobble. Or would the skirt be silver? Or would the table have a wedge cut out of it?
        If the value is in the skirt, does the table have self esteem issues? Does the table sometimes slouch sometimes spilling your junk… I mean stuff onto the floor? How many issues of Self Esteem magazines would the table need to make it that tall? Maybe the table doesn’t have any legs at all.

        I really would like to look under the table’s skirt.

        Adores: 3
        • 2012 May 4
          One Moving Violation permalink

          I know. Right?
          How many guys wouldn’t look underneath a car before buying? Or at least under the hood.

          Adores: 2
        • 2012 May 4
          Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

          The skirt doesn’t look gold to me, It looks like the color of gramma’s base make-up during her golden years.

          Adores: 1
    • 2012 May 4

      I thought I had something in the wine beer pong boat, but it only comes in green. I wanted a purple one.

      Sigh…the search continues.

      Adores: 3
      • 2012 May 4
        wanda permalink

        It is so hard to know what to wear for beer pong.

        Mr. Gunn!

        Adores: 2
        • 2012 May 4
          One Moving Violation permalink

          I am going to hell-Ping you?

          Adores: 0
  5. 2012 May 4

    You had me at “orange green pink”.

    Adores: 3
  6. 2012 May 4
    Lou Stool permalink

    Somehow, this isn’t the used weed needle I was looking for. Carry on then, Lou.

    Adores: 2
  7. 2012 May 4
    wanda permalink

    décor bunny

    Now I have something to wear when Taco has on a squirrel costume. I always get so jealous of his wardrobe.

    Adores: 4
  8. 2012 May 4
    camille permalink

    I was looking for a Potomac Falls estate. Maybe it’s under the golden skirt, since I can see no other value in that.

    Adores: 1
  9. 2012 May 4
    Digitalaxis permalink

    The downside to putting in that many keywords is some cybersleuth will have a pretty easy time figuring out where this person is. I mean, I didn’t try very hard, and I’ve already narrowed down their house to a specific tiny street in a specific town in a specific state (Disrepair, in case you’re curious).

    Thank goodness the picture wasn’t geotagged (unless dan scrubbed the image headers)

    Adores: 4
    • 2012 May 4
      mud "" slicker permalink

      Is the capital of the state of Disrepair, Utter?

      Adores: 5
      • 2012 May 4
        Digitalaxis permalink

        Yes, although Total is the largest city.

        Adores: 5
        • 2012 May 4
          One Moving Violation permalink

          I lived in Complete, Disrepair for a year, then I move to Benin for a year and a half before moving to a different state altogether, Being.

          Adores: 2
      • 2012 May 4

        I believe Utter is the capital of Failure.

        Adores: 2
        • 2012 May 6
          grumpy grammy permalink

          I don’t think so. Isn’t Epic the capital of Failure?

          Adores: 0
  10. 2012 May 4
    Lola permalink

    What if I don’t want the table or the “$125″* skirt? What if I want** the … whatever it is on top?

    *This may not be true
    *This is definitely not true

    Adores: 1
    • 2012 May 4
      KYouell permalink

      That’s a yoke… or a shawl… or a part of the valuable skirt?

      Adores: 1
      • 2012 May 4
        One Moving Violation permalink

        I used to verk in Visconsin in da smorgasbord,
        Behind da deli counter, a lady came in da door.
        She said she wanted a boiled egg,
        I asked her what part she liked.
        A yoke she wanted, a yoke I told!
        I’ll never work dehr anymore!

        Adores: 3
  11. 2012 May 4

    Today’s Lunch Special in the Snark Lounge: Word Salad, with a side of WTF? Free refills on wine beer sake.

    Adores: 5
    • 2012 May 4
      camille permalink

      Can we play wine beer pong?

      Adores: 1
    • 2012 May 4
      Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

      “WTF?”

      Is that Wild Turkey Florentine?
      Wildebeast, Texas Fried?
      Walnut Tortelini Flambe?
      Wisconsin Turtle Fingers?
      Whiskeyed Trout Fillets?

      What The F***! Give me a clue here.

      Adores: 4
  12. 2012 May 4
    mud "" slicker permalink

    “Pay no attention to the quality of that table behind that golden skirt.”

    Adores: 13
  13. 2012 May 4

    Man, that is the most comfortable looking strong bar I’ve ever seen!

    SOLD!

    Wait… does it come with those rare electric electronics, or are those sold separately?

    Huh, you mean it costs extra to get it with the brand name rods?!

    Well I’m not buying it then. Total rip-off! See if I come to buy your weed glass cups ever again!

    Adores: 2
  14. 2012 May 4

    Brazilian adores to the illustrious duo for the Konami Code reference.

    Adores: 1
  15. 2012 May 4
    One Moving Violation permalink

    “value must go”
    Uh-huh, I think it already left.

    “moving garage”
    I hate when that happens. I come home to find my garage humping the neighbor’s shed.

    “drinking side up”
    Yup, that’s how I like my Wimmin.

    “needle cars”
    You’ll understand road rage when you get stuck behind one of these pokey vehicles.

    “name rods”
    Yeah, learn to spell, nimrod.

    “bunny painting”
    Lepus? Not so interested. Playboy? Quite.

    “l m n o p”
    O S A R ! C M ? (running down your leg)

    Adores: 2
  16. 2012 May 4

    “drinking side up”
    Yup, that’s how I like my Wimmin.

    One, I had no idea you were so picky!

    Adores: 4
    • 2012 May 4
      CraigsLister permalink

      “Drinking side up” is anything that ain’t pukin’

      Adores: 0
  17. 2012 May 4
    Ralph permalink

    Darn, I’ve been looking for an algonkian electronic bunny painting forever. However, this would probably good for Let’s Make a Dope Deal type table candles; pour wax on it and set it on fire.

    Adores: 0
  18. 2012 May 5

    Lyle, wanda, it’s Saturday and I am going to be very busy, so please share this Punchity Punch Punch fairly between you.

    Good Morning, Potomac Falls estate!

    Adores: 0

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