YSaC, Vol. 1216: Балетъ невылупившихся птенцовъ
2012 March 26
Hey there fellas* – wanna meet some hot chicks?
I’ll bet you do!
2Cute Baby Chicks For Sale – $50 (falls church )
3 little baby chicks for sale they r young and cute and they feed buy it self 2 are yellow the 2 yellow oens r fancy they have feather on their legs
its comes with cage and water and food containers
if u r looking to buying it or want to see it or need more information
Wait – I’m confused. I got all dressed up in my white polyester suit with the open shirt and platform shoes. I put on a gallon of cologne and hair gel. (In the right places, even… not going to make THAT mistake twice.) I’m ready to meet some chicks!
What’s with the fluffy little birds?
Oh well, I guess I’ll take them – chicks like fluffy little birds, right?
*Or ladies – we’re open minded.
Thanks for the post, Linda!
Kids in the Hall “Chicken Lady” meets Borat? Huh? It’s far too early i nthe morning <falls over>
I r pimp.
If feathers on the legs make one fancy… I will never have to worry about shaving my legs again!
Oh snap. That was what I was going to write. The fancy early bird caught…
*suddenly hates self for reverting to jokes my great uncle would have told*
Aww… I still wouldn’t worry about shaving, though.
Then we can use Brylcreem:
Bryl-creem, a little dab’ll do ya,
Use more, only if you dare,
But watch out,
The guys will all pursue ya,–
They’ll love to put their fingers through your hair
Umm.. *goes looking for razor*
Two or three? It was three before you did the cat math, right?
It’s 3. But they are 2Cute4words.
Where small birds are concerned, the catmath is always subtraction.
At the end, the wording makes it sound like there is only one. The whole post does look like a briefer version of Ten Little Indians. With chicks. And less of a starting value.
Maybe they all flew away
Or like Highlander, there can be only one cute chick.
*pats Silva on the head whilst surreptiously removing pieces of feathers from catulator’s mouth*
That’s right dear, they all flew away to a lovely birdie place with lots of feed and sunshine and fresh water.
Is that why the catulator just burped?
It was three, but only two of them were cute. Everyone kept telling those two they were darling, cute, fluffy, and special but the third was ridiculed because it was plain and really, kind of ugly. The cute two got all the attention, and the ugly one became a sociopath. All it wanted was a little kindness and love, but all it got was ridicule – “Look at that ugly chick with the naked legs – Man, you are butt-ugly!”
Finally, in desperation, it turned to drugs and selling itself in the ‘meat-markets’ on the seedy side of town. It knew that even though it was ugly, someday it would be beautiful and respected. Someday…… someday…..
However, by the time ‘someday’ came it was too late – the ugly chick’s breasts had become tough and drooped.
The end.
Yes, I am completely scarred from Grampdaddy’s stories during my childhood. For the love of Clothespin Jeebus, do not ask him to tell you the real story of the Three Little Pigs.
*runs away sobbing*
If their names are Bacon, Sausage, and Barbecue, then I’ve already heard it.
Just because the Wolf had a thing for pulling the pork – for this I get harassment and abuse??
ChickMath is almost as hard as CatMath.
Those chicks are so chic, Slick!
But it all falls apart when the “cute little chicks” turn out to be cocks with feathery legs’
Feathery Legged Cocks is the name of my Culture Club cover band.
I’m not certain, but I think if someone calls your cock “cute” that may not be a compliment.
Oh look, corner!!!
Not as bad as when they use the words ‘cute’ and ‘tiny’ in the same sentence – or so I’ve heard….
В Советской России, кур вылупляются вас.
That’s easy for you to say!
My Russian Blue catulator is translating that as “I am adorable, feed me tuna and scritch my chin.”
I’m starting to question his usefulness as a translation device.
Priceless!
Почему куриное пересечь площадку?
Чтобы попасть на другой слайд.
Почему куриное крест хлеб линии?
Потому что он опасный капиталистических идей и не ценили матушку-Россию. Наши товарищи пировали на Котлета по-киевски в этот день.
That’s what SHE said!
Это была птица.
Советской России, кур вылупляются вас is your Балетъ невылупившихся птенцовъ
cover band.
Никогда не дам тебя, никогда не подведет, никогда не будет бегать и причинить вам вред.
I regret that I have but one door to give for my Ostrimu.
Dan, that was brilliant AND evil.
Brevilliant?
If “falls church” is only $50, I think I’ll buy it. I could turn it into condos and make a fortune!
Wait? It’s a city? Well, I’ll have to think about that one. I mean $50 is a steal for a city, but then there’s infrastructure and other things I don’t have time to do what with all my chick magnetism training I have going on.
If it’s the same Falls Church near where I live, then all you’d get is a wide spot in the road and a few tobacco fields.
If a Falls Church is in the woods and there are no chicks around, can Sparky find his ass with both hands and a flashlight?
No.
Depends on where he sticks his flashlight while he’s searching with both hands.
If it’s the Falls Church near where I live, you’ll get expensive suburban houses and cops who will ticket anyone going at 26 mph.
Are the HOA’s to blame?
Training? Pshaw! You are already fancy, feathery and fantastically fun. And I’ll bet you can “feed buy” yourself too.
By the way, that was supposed to follow CJ’s “chick magnetism training” comment.
The Owl and the Purple Fish went to sea
In a beautiful (place color here) box!
Uh, Capn, what color is the box in your world?
“3 little baby chicks for sale….”
“2Cute Baby Chicks For Sale….”
“its comes with cage and water….”
Beware: I’ts a cannibal.
Wait, a chick magnet? Think of all the poultry rustling one will be able to do…
What?? You don’t just use itty bitty lassos for the fancy chick rustling?
They’re not very effective on poultry in motion.
*creeeeaaaaaakkkkkkkkk* One, the box door needs oiling!
Sister Lyle and valarie, you are now free range chicks! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Mr. Greenjeans!
Ah
*gets out sewing machine oil*
*puts a few drops on each hinge*
*opens and closes door several times until noise subsides*
We don’t want anyone in the box to become unhinged.