Free bear paint and tile!!! must pick up asap
Free bear paint..about 3 gals of white and 2 gals of brown.. call xxx.xxx.xxxx
Image from http://animal.discovery.com/tv/bears/pictures/brown-bear-pictures.html
I think we’re going to need more white.
Thanks, Windrose!
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ASAP! The bears are getting hungry, and they didn’t like it when I checked if they’re gals or guys.
Pick them up before they paint the tiles with my blood.
Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
BooBoo (sniffing paint thinner): Mr. Ranger isn’t going to like this, dude.
:scene one – the happy little painter is standing in the meadow:
HappyPainter: As you see here, vee half zee happy little mountains, zee happy little mountains..
:HP loads paint onto brush, and begins painting on canvas:
HappyPainter: And now we paint zee happy little mountains, and zee happy little clouds..and dere’s zee happy little bea—–
:scene two – moments later:
HappyLittleBear: BURRRRRRRRRRPP!!
Jason Alexander for the
bearwin!That’s a pretty grizzly story, CJ.
Does a bear paint in the woods?
Where else is he gonna do it?!
Well, since there’s tile involved I thought maybe the bathroom.
Or kitchen.
Or around the piazza del fontana in one’s villa, if it were orso Italitano
You’re the man who would know the ins and outs of tile, Hammy.
*grout another room*
😀
No silly puppy, bears paint in coveralls.
Goldilocks said, “This brown paint is too dark, this white paint is too light”.
And Martin Luther King Jr. said, “I have a dream.”
Mix them together and it will be just right.
But I was planning to do my bear in tasteful yet elegant green velvet upholstery.
[Corey]I’m guessing that Sparky means Behr paint.[/Corey]
I had to read this ad ten times to figure that one out. *cough* and I’m a professional painter *cough* “Ooooooooh! He means BEHR!”
Which would be doubly funny if the cans read “Sherwin Williams” or “Benjamin Moore” . . . heaven help us had Sparky had to sort out speelingk “Zin” paint.
I just trolled through some web-searching to see if “Behr” is other than a proper noun, to no great definitive end.
Ursine fauna go by several names elsewhere–
Björn in Sweden & Iceland; bjørn in Norway; karhu in Suomi; in Germany it is Bär (pronounced as “bayer”).
Most confusingly, our amis Français use “ours” and in the Netherlands they spell it “beer”
Ymmm, 11 liters of weissbier and 7½ liters braunbier . . . tasty!
I need to remember karhu. I have numerous male lionhead rabbits all named “bear” in various languages. Because they look like little teddy bears, naturally.
Tiny bear dog says, “Paint me at your peril. And don’t even think about tiling me.”
“My, what an … interesting wall treatment you have!”
“Do you like it? I have to feed it steak three times a week and comb for ticks on occasion, but you just can’t beat real bear paint! We had some trouble at first when it kept trying to eat the dog, but now that we keep the A/C turned up high it sleeps most of the time. And the fur’s actually gotten thicker since the house has gotten colder – just feel that pelt!”
“No, I’m good.”
“Let me show you the bear tile I put up in the bathroom.”
“You know, I think I left my stove on. I should go.”
I painted the back of my El Camino with bear paint.
It was really cool. Chicks dig that.
(or so I thought back then)
Ok, admit it, you were a young lad with an el Camino–you were perfectly willing to trade a good milking cow for “bare paint” if that worked on the chix–especially the one in painted-on jeans.
O the folly which is youth, and doubly so for male youth.
Your first mistake was having an El Camino.
Second mistake was that chicks DON’T dig DIY painted cars if you’re using dad’s exterior house brush and the leftover paint from the new nursery.
I’d buy that paint, but I was told by my mother that the interior of my house was unbearable.
ba-dump-bump!
Per Rita Rudner, all bachelor men are bears.
After all, they live in caves–
Dirt on the floors,
Food on the walls . . .
They sleep for months on end, they can suck down an entire ham in one sitting….
They do know how to select toilet paper, in their defense. “Doesn’t leave pieces behind”
(snicker…bare/bear/behr behind)
Val, those commercial both me for many reasons. The mother is obsessed with her children’s buttocks to the point where she regularly inspects them. The family started in the woods, but somehow they have obtained a house. They have also learned how to play video games and now they routinely walk upright.
Charmin Bears: “Steal ALL the couch cushions!”
I know several families that started in the woods and now have a house…
Most of the m walk upright too.
?? ‘The m”
pushes ‘m’ back to ‘the’
‘them’
Sound like a bit from ‘Between the Lions’
*tearing up* You like it! You really like it! I know it’s too soon for a Windrose tag, but at least I’m in the running. 8)
Is this bear paint safe for pandas?
Only if painted on black velvet. Green will not do.
Or koalas?
Now don’t be gettin’ all ‘supial on us now!
Bears: not just for rugs anymore.
*thinks about bearskin rug cliches*
*thinks about
barebear on the wall**corner*
And on my first read-through of the day, no less. Thanks, IF!
PS: Is “Bear on the Wall” your gay Pink Floyd cover band?
We play all the finest classic rocked-oriented gay bars of the Upper Midwest.
At first, I read that as ‘gay bears of the Upper Midwest’…
Definitely changes the meaning.
My ex had bear/behr/bare walls in his apartment, but it was a whole different thing. I didn’t know this was an option. Would have been an improvement.
Nah, maybe not.
Any bear that paints and tiles for free has hibernation brain. At least ask for a raid through the refridgerator.
Oh, now I see why Sparky is willing to give the bear away.
LL, I know you probably misspelled it on purpose, but it is refrigerator. My mother would often add the letter d to words (ie colledge) and when I see others do it, I am both irked and amused.
Dang it.
Would you believe, that is one of the few words I ‘always’ spell wrong. I don’t know why, either.
Normally, I’m an excellent… excellent speller. An excellent speller. Gotta watch Wapner. Kmart sucks.
That’s because it’s “fridge” for short.
Best to just say, The Frigidaire.
Does anyone else really like this picture, too? I love it for some reason. I don’t know if it’s the background, or the bear’s tongue, or both.
It’s the tongue, it looks like it is blowing the camera a raspberry.
I thought it was thinking, “That photographer would be delicious with béarnaise sauce.”
I think it’s wanting his toenails painted. Some sort of French manure application.
Yes, he (or she…I can’t tell with bears from this end) has a “cat that’s just eaten a canary” sort of look.
Or a “bear that’s just eaten Ranger Smith” sort of look.
And yeah, Lola, it IS a cutie-bear!
The best bear pictures are taken with kodiak film.
Except for polar bears. For them, you need Polaroid.
And for pooh bears – A Honeywell works mighty fine.
FIFY
Thank you, spell chequre doesn’t work on this phone.
I love the truly descriptive nature of the paints: brown, white. I’m also wondering, do we just get a single tile? What color? What can I make with 5 gallons of paint and a single tile? If only I’d invested in the great American sponge, I’d have something with which to apply brown& white.
Remember, with bear paint, or for that matter, any fur bearing paint, your brush strokes must be in the same direction for the paint to have an unmatted texture and a pleasing aesthetic appearance. The exception to this is guinea pig paint.
Sometimes you *bear* an uncanny resemblance to one freaky puppy.
Well, with all of the creatures that ever lived, each one unique, some of us would have to be wierdos.
Good thing we’re mostly harmless.
We will refrain from rubbing your tummy now.
At least it isn’t faux paint.
*shudder*
Does Shep Smith come over and commentate if you buy that?
Right after he gets his eyebrows tweezed.
Tweezed or threaded?
Heh. Behr makes stain, too.
*snort* Bear stain. Heh heh.
EDIT: Bernenstain Bear stains?
If they don’t get out of the road in time when Dave Crockett’s monster truck is rollin’ down the road, then yeah. Bear stains.
I don’t think I’m strong enough to pick up one bear, let alone 3 white (polar) and 2 brown. I also don’t think they take kindly to being painted.
Tiles are for wildebeest, not bears — a typical gnu is a tiler too.
Is bear paint anything like zebra paint?
Infinite doors for “a typical gnu is a tiler too.”
Doors within doors.
I likes the 3 white gals.
corner?
what fer?
Then you
I daresay the pickee is more likely a-sap.
I was aware that horses are shipped off to be turned into glue when their time comes, but, well, until now, I had no idea that this is what Ranger Smith did to poor Yogi and Boo-Boo.
Seriously[not-a-corey]To tell the difference between a brown bear and a grizzly bear is easy.
The brown bear is of a medium size with a brown coat.
Brown bears can be scared away by utilizing pepper spray or a loud whistle.
Brown bear droppings may have pieces of roots and berries in them.
Grizzly bears are slightly larger.
Grizzly bear droppings may contain whistles and may smell like pepper spray.
Seriously[not-a-corey]