YSaC, Vol. 1130: Mercifully free of the ravages of spelling.
Frizzier for sale – $85
I’ve seen “Aladdin” too many times – you can’t fool me. Any character called the Frizzier always turns out to be evil. It’s even worse if they’re the GRAND Frizzier – then they’ll probably end up as some kind of supernatural evil wizard at the end.
Don’t touch that appliance – it’s pure evil!
Thanks for the warning, Steve!
Many people can get frizzy hair without having to spend $85 (used) on a bulky frizzier.
Oh, and happy Black Friday.
I Keep My Snowman In The Freezer
I keep my snowman in the freezer
Just behind the pies
He likes it there, he told me so
I can see it in his eyes.
I made him on a cold, cold morning
When the snow was fresh and deep
Now he sits in the freezer
Near the fish that we got cheap.
I keep my snowman in the freezer
And look at him each day.
If I’d left him in the garden
He’d simply have melted away.
But now he’s like my Grandma
Living somewhere safe and nice;
He’s in a frosty, snowy palace
On a throne of coldest ice.
I keep my snowman in the freezer
Near a lump of frozen beef
And I’ve got a treat for him in August:
I’m taking him to Tenerife!
Ian McMillan
Uh… what exactly is this more Frizzier than?
I mean really, I’ve seen a lot of Frizzi things in my day, and this certainly isn’t one of them.
Frizzi – Fabio Frizzi.
If Sparky wants to sell it for more room, I’ve got a spare pocket dimension I’d be willing to trade. I just use it to carry around my lip gloss, car keys, and the tortured souls of my vanquished enemies. There might be some gum in there, too.
Lefty Frizzell’s younger brother, David, wrote the song “I’m Going to Hire a Wino (to Decorate Our Home.) Is it coincidence that the name Frizzell is so very close to Sparky’s invented word? I think not.
Calm yourself, Iago, my evil plot to rule the land as Grand Frizzier cannot fail. All I need is to pick one of these commenters who is the diamond in the rough. Once they retrieve the Lamp from the Cave of Wonders, the Princess will be mine!
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER…. itty bitty living space.
“Time Bandits” FTW!
The Whirlpool frizzier? Pssh… The Frigidaire has the split ends attachment for no extra cost.
I have a chest frizzier too, the girls seem to like it…
I’ve got the other kind of frizzier. You know, the one that stands up.
Cousin It?
Don’t you need a refrigerrator to go with your frizzier?
You better hurry, your refridgerator is running.
Don’t touch it! It’s evil!
(terrible movies, anyone?)
Silva, Hammy, Bianchi, and Mike (if that is your real name), Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Ridge A!