YSaC, Vol. 1102: That’ll do.
2011 October 18
FISHTANK AND ASSES. – $35
It’s the tank pump rocks castles and toys to go in the tank and questions txt me my number is ###-###-###
Thanks, Ellen!
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Exactly what it says on the tin.
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Wow, it’s amazing to finally find this site. I’d say I’m late in getting here, but I know I’m right…Decelerate Spoon on YSaC, Vol. 1243: A little hard of herring.
I thought this joke smelt, but this guy really knew how to drop the bass. And it flopped around everywhere…
$35 for something by Beuys and/or Hirst?* It’s a steal! Especially since the questions are included!
*Yes, I realize that’s dan’s picture. 8)
I feel manipulated and lied to. I suppose Santa Claus isn’t real either and that what Sparky was trying to abbreviate was the word “Accessories”…?? A cold winter is on the horizon.
*sniffle* 🙁
*hands Muddy some tissue, cookies, warm milk and blanket*
*puts arm around her shoulder*
I have something to tell you about the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy.
Give it to me in small doses Monkey. The world is a cruel place and I’m feeling fragile.
Mudsy … about those people in the TV set …
Momma says the TV people live on the moon, that’s why they are so tiny – because it’s really far away.
Right?
Lola: don’t TELL me those people on Raising Hope aren’t real!!!!
I’ve already included them on my Thanksgiving dinner invitation list. They’re down for making the pie.
The seller needs to specify whether those are freshwater or saltwater asses. Despite superficial similarities, they are different in care.
It really chaps my ass when people put a freshwater one in saltwater.
There are a few that will go both ways though.
Mostly salmon.
Sound of Music Time!
“Fishtanks and Asses,
And Beer in Big Glasses…”
Feel free to jump right in.
That’s exactly where I went with it.
Fish toys with tassels and big quarrel castles.
Betcha this tank hasn’t been cleaned since spring.
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the tank’s full,
When your ass heaves,
When there’s no more room,
I simply list all of the crap that I own, and post it all ooooonnnn…. Criagslist.
*tum tumty-tum, tum tumty-tum, tum tumty-tum, tum tumty-tum*
I’ve got no grammar, my spelling’s atrocious,
Mad expectations, or only vague OBOs,
Photos don’t match up; my crazy ramblings,
Just provide fodder for Y-Sac snarkings…
That’s a big Ass fish tank.
Or a big ass-fish tank?
Oh Silly Monkey, everyone knows that the ass-fish has to be kept in a bowl and not a tank.
I had a good 60 second giggling fit, thinking of a bowl full of ass-fish. You know, with their little cheeks pressed up against the glass, little bubbles coming out of their mouths.
Thanks, mi hermano.
Ass-fish are still better than douche-fish.
that depends on their porpoise.
I’ve seen some asses in my time, but these take the quarrel castle for sure!
Tanks for de asses, Bacontini had been looking for dem.
Isn’t an Ass Tank sorta like a Jack Wagon?
Never met him.
I have this sad feeling that they haven’t been using a filter or an air bubbler for those asses. Sure people think that just because they can gulp air that they don’t need filtration, or that they can just plant a tree over the tank and the asses will be fine eating the roots, but that seriously stresses the ass and reduces the lifetime of the ass significantly.
Not many people know this, but asses have indeterminate growth. With proper care an ass will outlive you. If your asses are dying after only a few years, odds are you need to invest in a better tank management system.
EDIT: Oh c’mon. I didn’t even say ‘detritus’ that time!
A little chili this mornin’ Taco?
I hope not, chili + Taco usually results in a Tacosplosion.
“Not many people know this, but asses have indeterminate growth.”
Unfortunately, my ass has been of indeterminate growth for some time now. It is certain to outlive me.
kc, I cannot give this enough adores.
Down in the meadow in a little bitty pool
Swam three little asses and a mama ass too
“Swim” said the mama ass, “Swim if you can”
And they swam and they swam all over the dam
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
And they swam and they swam all over the dam
hmmm pop rocks… punk rock… nope, never heard of “pump rocks” before
What questions are included? Some would be a steal for $35, but others aren’t even worth 5 OBOs.
“What is the meaning of life?” isn’t worth much, anyone can ask that, it’s the answers that are worth money.
“How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” is worth something for the rhythm and alliteration.
“Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?” is worth quite a bit, as is anything by Shakespeare.
So I’m going to need more information before purchasing the questions mentioned in the ad.
Well, you know, the… the ultimate question.
Of life.
The universe.
Everything!
Y’know, that one. I guess Deep Thought got a little creative when programming how the Earth would output its results.
Um…so, if I am ABLE to LOOK inside the tank, witout having to open it up, does that mean the asses are alive or dead?
*looking for Schrödinger’s asses fish tank at PetSmart for Xmas*
Yes.
You’re not helping CJ. I need to know if I should fire up the grill.
😀
Yes. 🙂
Oh yeah. Ain’t nothing better than some hot fresh ass right off the grill. I like mine with hot sauce, hold the pickle, please.
Ass…?
Pickle…?
Corner!
AR – Yes. 🙂
MMmmm… Hot fresh Ass, comin’ right up…
Holding the pickle…
What? Corner? ok, ok, gimme a minute, willya?
I like my buns seeded please!
They are actually Klein Bottles, not tanks–this möbius confuse the seasonal help at the store.
Either way, they’re going into the garum with the floaters that were in the fishpond in the Latin Classroom this morning!
“So long and thanks for all the asses” just doesn’t have the right ring to it.
I believe the term is “tanks for all the asses”….!
No, but depending on one’s preferences, it could be appropriate.
*corner*
Also, I think some people might phrase it a little differently: “So long and thanks for all the ass.”
And now the big musical number from the movie version of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is stuck in my head.
What sort of toys do the asses play with?
Why, hello corner!
My asses like beads on a string.
Any coffee slices left?
There are a few cherry-cinnamon left, and a whole loaf of chocolate fudge. Those don’t seem to be very popular today.
Chocolate fudge coffee slices?!?!?!?!?!? ::omnomnom::
You uh… might want to slow down on those. I think the Asses made the loaf.
I thought the purebread asses made the banana bread.
*drags fluffy pillow, large tray of coffee slices, slippers and robe into bawks*
What?
I just thought, since it appears I’ve made bawks tenure, I’d get comfy.
No, I don’t mind sharing…but the cats must clean up after themselves…and Taco…NO thongs allowed!
CJ, I’m thinking about a name plate for you on the box. 8)
Fishtank and Asses is the name of my The New Pornographers cover band.
I thought it was Phishtank and Asses with DaVinci’s Notebook as an opener.
That outfit does a lot of Devo covers as well.
Sounds like a bill that could reunite the Sex Pistols . . .
Fishtank?? pfft
I just put my ass in a snowglobe, so I can shake it.
*shit storm*
Why would I buy fishtank asses when I can just burro them?
…so you donkey potential buyers from allowing their stock assets to tank.
How big is this tank? I’m quite confident my ass won’t fit in a 10-gallon one these days.
Also need room for pumps rocks castles toys questions.
Mom! Someone took my snark.
Did you look in the last place you left it?*
_______________________________
*Not Kelli’s (or any others’) mom, but the hanging curve ball was right there . . .
Kelli, quit telling on your sister! Or so help me I’ll turn this site around right now and then you’ll be sorry!
*mumble these kids mumble think snark grows on trees mumble mumble adoption agency’s gettin’ a call today mumble mumble*
My brain mis-parsed this initially as “FISTHANK AND ASSES” and I wondered who the Hank they were talking about.
Poor Hank…..
Also, I think that would be in the “personals” category, no?
I’m guessing Sparky was overwhelmed by all the choices in the CL home page, and just stabbed one randomly.
Here’s Hank
Sooo wrong…
I know what happens when you over feed your average fish. What happens when you over feed an ass fish?
How weird would it be to come home and see a bunch of tiny asses floating on top of the fish bowl? I WANT TO LIVE IN THAT WORLD!!!
*presto change-o*
He turns into a pig.
Go ahead, stick your asses in my tank!
-nightmares-
In Soviet Russia, tank sticks in your ass!
(I’ll be over here in the corner, shuddering…)
“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors ass” I believe is what the good Book says, but it never mentions striking a deal for a few OBO’s or 35 bucks in exchange. Plus, my neighbors ass isn’t worth coveting. It’s far to large, with all that hay it eats.
Mostly right, Steeve-Oh. The full quote is:
“Thou shalt not cover thy neighbors ass, no matter how alluring it may be.”
I’m leaving that typo in because it changes the meaning of the quote entirely.
Yea tho I walk thru a river of pudding on fire
I shall fear no truck bees
For Thy Ass is with me.
I can’t believe nobody has said this, so I’ll do it:
Wow! That’s a big ass-tank!
Just wait until you see the munitions it carries!
I understand their nerve gas is top of the line.
Have you heard the news? 8) Mudsy and Camille, Punchity Punch Punch!
G’Night Robert Warrington!