YSaC, Vol. 1069: I has a bucket!
2011 September 1
serious put bucket in statement – $300
2 handled in lion shapes quad silvered decorated champagn/winechiller. Bucket. Made by the wilcox silver plate bucket. Made for royalty.Must see. Talk decription does no justice. Made around 188666.
Holy cats, it’s a bucket from 16,855 years in the future! Bucket.
Thanks, Jennifer!
[Alternate version of this post:
Oh, oh, oh, I’ve got a bucket
Oh, oh, oh, it’s silver plated
Oh, oh, oh, it’s made for royalty … ]
I founz mah buckit!!
It’s a bouquet, spelled B-U-C-K-E-T, and it was made for royalty. If interested, please call me on my pearl-white slim-line push-button digital telephone with automatic last-number redial.
I love you for that Keeping Up Appearances reference, Dave. Is the Ferret Tribe fans?
Interestingly, or maybe not, there is a local business called the Candy Bouquet. In honor of Hyacinth, I always think of it as the Candy Bucket.
*tries to give Dave extra adores*
*ring ring*
“That must be my sister Violet … she has a swimming pool, and room for a pony … or Sheridan, who loves his mummy so …”
*click*
“Oh, hello, Daisy … Daddy’s done what?!
But I want a bucket from 186,655 years in the future! He’s obviously having a hard time with his translation engine (who knows what they speak that far forward). And it’s made for future royalty!
It’s the bucket of my dreams!
I want to know where Serious went. Maybe he/she’s in 186,655 also. I also want to know why he/she put bucket in statement. It won’t fit. It doesn’t have the right letters. If it’s a puzzle, then it’s way to early in the morning for me.
I wonder what kind of statement you can make with a bucket?
Well, I suppose if the doctor brings you one with a sheet of paper with numbers on it that you can fill in, that’s probably not a positive statement.
“Go on, go bungee-jumping and get that facial tattoo. It’s not like you’re going to have to worry about keeping your job anyway.”
Why can’t Sparky just keep his
box winedecorated champagne in the fridge like a normal person?And how exactly does one decorate champagne? I bet it involves glitter.
I’m just bummed I have no way of getting in touch with Sparky. They apparently have different ways of communicating in the future. They want me to put bucket in statement but they leave no email. They want me to envision this lovely ice holder, but provide no picture. The future is going to be very confusing.
I’m gobsmacked however that these sort of buckets will still be in demand. I’m positive ice will be extinct.
With gold flakes. So… close to glitter. Sadly, a real thing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger
Edible gold leaf … and yes, I did have to answer that question when I gave my mother a mini of that one year as a stocking stuffer.
After visiting her several times and discovering that she still hasn’t drunk it and instead periodically shakes it up to see the sparkles (not to be confused with Sparklebits), I’ve concluded that edible gold leaf in alcoholic beverages is a consumable adult version of a snow globe.
For being so fancy and glittery, Gold Schlager tastes like distilled rhinoceros urine.
Not that I’m a connoisseur of fine distilled spirits made from mammal urine or anything… though I have made my way through a bottle of Phillips Gin.
So what are you saying? That Lola feels that a distilled rhinoceros urine snow globe is an appropriate stocking stuffer for her mother?
:writes note on Beesmas list:
Wait, it’s not?
It’s important to never look a gift rhinoceros in the pecil.
I’d think that would be true for all rhinoceroses, or pretty much any large mammal.
Royalty or not, after drinking Goldschlager, a bucket would be required. *blecchhtt*
Oooh, shiny!
That’s because gift rhinoceroses are usually very horny.
[pun]
I’m not going to believe the “lion shapes” are actually lion shapes without photographs.
Srsly. Probably not a lion.
Did someone call?
Hi, tig, welcome back! How was moving house? Nice quilt.
Wilcox….
hehe…
…corner.
In Sparky’s defense, it’s awfully hard to type with walrus paws.
Koo koo katchoo.
Oh, the huge manatee!
*gets coat*
I’ll come back after a pallet or so of coffee slices.
Nobody puts bucket in a statement. — Patrick Swayze
Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in.
We’ll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin.
And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing.
We’ll decorate our barstools and gather round and sing!
Oh, let’s have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year!
Or we’ll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear!
All the doors in the world for Crow’s masterwork.
I personally think more songs need to have an action sequence.
Let’s all ryhme with bucket!
Bucket
Lucket
Mucket
Wucket
Fu-
Gotta go.
Bucket bucket bo-bucket
Banana-fana fo-fuc*et
Fee-fi-mo-mucket
Bucket!
Corner!!!
Bucket. Seriously, they stole ma bucket!
“That’s Boo-Kay.”
You and your fancy $40 words.
‘Boo-Shay’
As in Bobby Bouchet wants his water bucket back now.
Not only is this special bucket from the future, it’s evil too. Seriously, 188666? Evil, evil, evil bucket. The Walrus is better off without it.
E=mc2+2384=Time machine!!
*Puts spaghetti in his antipasto*
*Meal vanishes in a cataclysmic explosion*
Damn you physics!
You forgot *shakes fist*
I thought it was just a little stutter… “Eighteen hundred eighty si-si-six”
This is a special announcement from Mama Windrose: If you really loved YSaC, you’d join us on Facebook in the YSaC Friends group. Sure, you post here almost every day, but the community needs to know more about you. Join Today Or Else! (yeah, I’m working on the Or Else What part)
Be careful – knowing this crowd, they might dig the Or Else.
*gets in line for Or Else, despite already belonging to the Friends group*
:gets in “Already Friends” line:
I hope it’s cake!
How does one find the FB friends of YSaC? Is it the same as “liking” the YSaC page????
otter, it’s not the same. Did you search for YSaC Friends? Request to be added, and eventually one of us will get around to doing so. 8) Hooray!
Well he’s right about one thing. The description really doesn’t do this item any justice.
And because we talk about coffee and geekiness here so often:
Darkside Coffee.
Nothing says “Good Morning” like geek coffee.
Except it says it in Klingon.
Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam
Gesundheit.
PECIL
Uh… Sprechen Sie Vulcan?
..or Pyehlu’MEH CaC lalavam in Klingon
No, no hablo vulcano.
PECIL
..or Pyehlu’MEH CaC lalavam in Klingon
I want nothing to do with ANYTHING that would Klingon my pecil.
*crosses legs and cringes*
Heh. “Darkside”. Heh heh.
Considering the source, I suspect it may also be dorksided.
Come to the Dark Side – we have caffeine.
Good to the last Drac.
Oh wait, that was a different Sci-fi movie.
I think that was Enemy Mine.
“Your Mickey Mouse is one big, stupid dope!”
🙂
I’m trying to figure out the title “serious put bucket in statement” and that lead me to google serious which lead me to Yahoo Serious’s website and now I am so depressed.
I’m assuming it some weird Babblefish translation which is supposed to mean:
If serious, put “bucket” in subject line.
But I think they forgot to include the email address.
p.s. I used to like Yahoo Serious. In a deranged sort of way.
I have seen the future, and it is.. *urp* better..
There is no other website that makes me happier to be a late-rising West-Coaster. You fill my brain full of funny while I fill my tummy with brekkie. Many many tanks. (Meaning keep it up or else I send the tanks.)
I vote we change the “Adores” button to “Buckets”
Because, you know…ninjas.
Or, we change the “Adores” to “Because, You Know..Ninjas”.
Yes, I like that idea.
You wouldn’t be able to find a “Ninja” button…
Well, you might not be able to…….
Holy.Shit.
Hammy!
I just read your tag line and….
Holy. Shit.
*snicker*
*butterfinger*
*mounds*
*malt balls*
*milky way*
A two sided bucket with quad silvered veneer.
Backside, champagne royal, frontside, cardplayer’s beer.
Must have item, beamed our Sparkette.
But the usage made her regret.
She liked her liquor in front, her poker in rear.
No matter what a Sparkette says,
There is no sex in the champagne room!
No matter what the champagne says, there is no sex in the Sparkette room!
I love anything silver:
Slowly, silently, now the moon
Walks the night in her silver shoon;
This way, and that, she peers, and sees
Silver fruit upon silver trees;
One by one the casements catch
Her beams beneath the silvery thatch;
Couched in his kennel, like a log,
With paws of silver sleeps the dog;
From their shadowy cote the white breasts peep
Of doves in a silver-feathered sleep;
A harvest mouse goes scampering by,
With silver claws and a silver eye;
And moveless fish in the water gleam,
By silver reeds in a silver stream.
Walter de la Mare
Calassay….
I’m having a really hard time not letting my mind go to weird places with this post.
Damn Homestuck.
Fuzzy, having a mind that doesn’t go weird places would make you stand out, so let it go, and please join in again. Welcome!
PS: Kitteh avvie!
I think I’m definitely going to be returning more often, and hopefully contributing as much as I can to the snarking; though I think if I say what that bucket could have been used for… Around how much does a time-share in the corner cost?
P.S. In case anyone wonders, I’m referring to this: http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Troll
just ctrl + F for bucket and you’ll get it
P.P.S. Meow
D’ah! Lookit the kitty! Welcome, Fuzzy, do hope you will be here frequently. The market rate right now on a corner time share is one 50 pound bag of Small Hookbill Seed Mix no Sunflowers. Just put it n the cup holder on the PC and I’ll send the deed.
Holy cats, it’s a bucket from 16,855 years in the future! Bucket.
Think it is catulator time: Cats has gots 9 lives. Divide 16,855 by nine and you get 1,872.77* cats. Input the number of years Moses and crew wandered in the desert and divide. Answer is 46.819. Multiply by Corned Beef Brisket (or pastrami, depending on preference) and serve on rye with a dill pickle on the side. Contact Sparky and tell him/her you will trade a slightly used bottle of Manishevitz Concord Wine for the bucket.
*Your answer may vary depending on how you slice your cat.
Bucket, bucket, bucket,bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket,bucket, bucket…..
I still have not talk decrypted the serious put.
Maybe there’s a hole in the bucket, dear Sparky; it seems to be leaking digits.
Dang, we did not break 100 here, either in comments or outside temps.
C (something something) J, and Hammy, here’s your Punchity Punch Punches!
G’Night, Reed and Barton!