YSaC, Vol. 1537: Nurse!
Medical Experimentation Volunteer
I would very much like to volunteer to serve as a test subject for any type of medical experimentation if conducted by a female nurse or female nursing team. Particularily interested in being test subjest for training of staff in the conducting of colonics, insertion of catheters, prepping of patient for colonoscopies or prostate exams. Virtually anything involving the penis, testicles or rectum would be very desirable. I am available virtually anytime, any day.
Contact [Sparky] at hardsixnthick at [rest of email]
This is so generous! Sparky is trying to be a philanthropist, and dedicate his body to the pursuit of science education! And it’s nice of him to be so flexible in terms of what he’s willing to subject himself to.
Nope, this isn’t transparent at ALL.
Thanks, Buff!
You think Sparky would mind if the nurses are trannys? They really know how to handle a catheter.
Stick or automatic?
Is this Craigslist or match.com? Anyway, the line forms in the lounge….dinner and a movie optional….oh!!!! the humanity!!!!!
Sparky, here you go.
Sparky’s offering to let women experiment on his junk? Hey – last time I checked, I’m a woman!
Now, where did I put that fifty foot pole and the vat of boiling bleach?
C’mon, ghostie! Let’s try to be professional.
I’ll get the hamsters.
Wait, I think we have a bucket of hedgehogs in the Lounge.
Remember, a little dab will do ya.
Rectum? Damn near killed um’!
You might need more fiber in your diet.
Before or after the exam?
Yes.
Hardsixnthick? Yes, definitively a taxonomic family category of the genus sparkera and the species pervatum.
Science is so giving and provokes such sacrifice.
Not.Hard.sixn.thick
He’s NOT.A.LYIN’
This being the internet, I’m sure there are many places to meet others of that persuasion.
Or, if the kink requires the research angle, you may have a bright future as the next Kinsey.
And the first 8 minutes of Human Centipede 3 are written. You’re welcome, Tom Six.
THAT was what I was thinking of!!!!! I kept thinking and thinking what hard six reminded me of. And BINGO!!
Helllooo Nurse!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2yJ-VaMDYs
I’m very glad that was what I was anticipating. I had a moment of panic after I clicked the link.
Delete History, STAT!
Thanks Windrose for the head’s up. I won’t click on the linky now.
It’s a few seconds of Animaniacs (90s cartoon for kids) don’t worry EL, it’s safe
Pay no attention to me, EL, I often lapse into flights of fancy. Squirrel!
Dear Sparky,
In response to your ad titled “Medical Experimentation Volunteer”
We are very interested in accommodating your request; we have vast (galaxy wide in fact) experience in probing the cavity(s) in question. Our advanced technology allows us to probe and retreat at near light speed.
Please meet us on old highway 7, mile post 53 at or near midnight on any Tuesday (look for the blinding light and just step in)
Looking forward to “seeing” you Tuesday.
Yours truly,
The Argokluntz of Alpha Ceti 5
http://southpark.wikia.com/wiki/Cartman_Gets_an_Anal_Probe
Somehow, I’m pretty sure this will not turn out like Sparky might want, in some sort of zany redux of Black Adder the Second . . .
I’m sure the catheterization would be totally sexy and erotic.
Nothing like a hard plastic tube shoved up the urethra to get a guy in the mood.
There, I fixed it for ya…
I don’t know. Kinda hard to climb with a catheter in.
Also: Do NOT Google “Catheter Fetish.”
Googling any word with “fetish” added to it is a bad idea, period.
Googling fetish
any fetish
word fetish
with fetish
fetish fetish
added fetish
to fetish
it is a bad fetish
idea fetish
period fetish
I agree ghosty, fetish is bad.
Adores fetish: 0 + 1
Nurse: Here you go Sparky. A nice cool, refreshing Anheuser-Busch beverage.
Spark: Damn, I thought you said butt light
Butt light is what they use for colonoscopys. 8)
Paging Nurse Ratchet!
Also, I cannot stop thinking of that Blink 182 album cover. Methinks that perhaps Sparky here can’t either…. although the chance that any volunteer for this position would look like Janine Lindemulder ( then not now, that’s just scary!)
File under “assiduous inquiry.”
…maybe a female doctor should get involved along with some female interns.
If you’re just interested in females doing stuff to your junk, then maybe a female hockey player could use her hockey stick on you.
Maybe you should just stick with your female blow-up doll. Otherwise some female surgeon might just transplant your hardsixnthick above your left eyebrow.
OT: Homeless internet sucks at yousuckatcraigslist. That’s because it lives under a network bridge.
I have to type in my name, type in my email address, type my comment, copy my comment, attempt to submit my comment, fail at submitting my comment, close my browser, reopen my browser, open yousuckatcraigslist, open comments for yousuckatcraigslist, type my name, type my email address, paste my comment, and attempt to submit my comment. If it posts, hooray. If it doesn’t, I say grrr then close my browser, reopen my browser, etcetera.
Homeless is a lot of work.
One, I am pretty sure you can find a home via this wonderful on-line thing called Craigslist. 8)
Hammy, how old is the puppy in your gravitar these days? Good thing you never get old! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Clara Button!