YSaC, Vol. 851: In Which You Suck at Craigslist

2010 November 15

Remember Winnie the Pooh?

Good, because these folks don’t:

***HUNNY THE PHOO CRIB SET NEW**PERFECT FOR YOU BABY****


********hello
I have for sale this crib set never used and yes is new
Fell free to call me or txt for any question
###-###-####. Thanks….:)

Whiney poo new born carseat


I have a new born whineypoo carseat. I don’t need it anymore. If you need pictures just call or ask. Its almost brand new
###-###-####

When I was a kid, we had a copy of  Winnie the Pooh lying around the house in LATIN. In LATIN, people. The translator even successfully managed to render “Hipy Papy Bthuthdth Thuthda Bthuthdy” in LATIN.*

And you can’t even be arsed to spell “Pooh” correctly? For shame.

Thanks for the posts, Michelle and the Henleys! (Which sounds sort of like an indie band)

*Note: this is actually true. For both of us.  Separately.

248 Responses leave one →
  1. 2010 November 15
    kelli permalink

    I remember Whiney Poo. That was the little bear that was always asking, “are we there yet” and “do I have to go” on all our long car trips.

    Adores: 23
    • 2010 November 15

      I had winey poo once, was after vineyard tour…

      Adores: 15
      • 2010 November 15
        sarajean80 permalink

        Was it in the vineyard’s viney loo?

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          I think his winey poo was in his FTLs…..

          Adores: 1
  2. 2010 November 15

    Oh, right “Hunny the Phoo”…yeah, he’s younger cousin to “Pity the Phoo”…

    Adores: 27
    • 2010 November 15
      Moira permalink

      I thought he was a bowl of sweet noodles…

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 November 15

        Bowel. Bowel of sweet noodles.

        Adores: 11
        • 2010 November 15
          Stephanae permalink

          *sigh*

          Poo. Bowel. It’s going to be another one of those days, isn’t it?

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 November 15
          Artsy Computer Geek permalink

          TacoTypo — I thought you would have your snow hat on today.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          Windrose permalink

          Psst, Stephanae! Thanks for visiting me in the forum. It brightened my weekend. 8)

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 November 15
        christina permalink

        Honey the Phoo. Never seen that one at my local Vietnamese eatery.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Well, my town has Tran Phu Vietnamese noodles.
          Then they opened Rosie’s Phu” (yes, with two apostrophes)
          Suppose it will only be a matter of time–since they are moving into a former Honey-baked Ham location–that Honey Phu cannot be far off . . .

          Adores: 6
  3. 2010 November 15
    mudslicker permalink

    we had a copy of Winnie the Pooh lying around the house in LATIN

    Vinnie ille Pu: “Et tu, Eeyore?”

    *I want*

    Adores: 20
    • 2010 November 15

      Veni, vidi, vici, Bouncy, Flouncy, Trouncy,Pouncy.

      Adores: 12
      • 2010 November 15
        Addicted Reader permalink

        Funfun funfun fun!

        Adores: 3
      • 2010 November 15
        mudslicker permalink

        Winnie, Weedie, Weechi … Latin thugs hanging out on Poo Corner.

        Adores: 10
    • 2010 November 15
      sarajean80 permalink

      Just in time for the holidays –
      http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/014015339X/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_1?pf_rd_p=486539851&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=0525460918&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=1GDTSYH6NBGWFGWWP6XH
      They also have Winnie Ille Pu Semper Ludet.(The House at Pooh Corner)

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 November 15
        mudslicker permalink

        Massive Monday link….

        Adores: 1
      • 2010 November 15
        mudslicker permalink

        Also available:

        Cattus Petasatus: The Cat in the Hat in Latin

        Taco would love it. 8)

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 November 15
          Camille permalink

          There’s also a Latin “Wizard of Oz.” I gave it to my nephew for Christmas a couple of years ago.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          According to Auntie Amazon, there are Latin versions of at least two of the Harry Potter books (Harrius Potter et Philosophi Lapis and Harrius Potter et Camera Secretorum if anyone is interested.) There’s also a version in ancient Greek. I’m somewhat impressed that someone took the effort to translate popular children’s books into a dead language but I also have to wonder why they did it.

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 November 15
        LaKitta permalink

        All my friends with babes are getting this for Christmas/Hannukah/Beesmas/Winter-Gifting-Holiday:
        http://jameshance.com/books.html

        Adores: 11
        • 2010 November 15
          Meej permalink

          A door for you, just for “Beesmas.” More, if I could.

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 November 15
          christina permalink

          Beesmas! I love it! Merry Beesmas to all!

          Adores: 7
        • 2010 November 15
          Stephanae permalink

          Movements of the Bees’ Mass:

          Regina eleison
          Gloria in excelsis mel
          Credo in pollen
          Waxtus
          Buzzidictus
          Apidae Dei

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 November 15

          [matt]Bee’s movements are no laughing matter… If you can manage through the mandatory 30 second ad, you will bee treated to some serious information about what a big problem that can bee. Stop laughing! It’s not funny! They called the government! [/matt]

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          HP in Latin? Wonder how they handled Rowling’s use of “dog latin” for names and spells nd the like?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15
          Windrose permalink

          I would like to suggest December 21st for Beesmas. 8) I know just what I am getting for all of you, too. Even the Lurkers!

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          christina permalink

          Why do I get the impression we’re all going to need antihistamines?

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 November 15
          kelli permalink

          While I approve of Beesmas, I do humbly request that I may do the laying on of bees by proxy.

          Adores: 1
      • 2010 November 15
        Moira permalink

        I do believe I need to get Winnie the Pooh in latin for my sister!

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Ahem: “Soror credunt Winnie ille Pu in Latin adepto!”

          Nisi quod nemo Latin sorores dicere.
          Nam soror tua non sum locutus.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 November 15
          Moira permalink

          And THAT is the reason I am not buying it for myself.

          (Namely, that I understood none of THAT.)

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 November 15
      Artsy Computer Geek permalink

      Did anyone else think that Dan is starting to sound a lot like Grampdaddy?

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 November 15
        mudslicker permalink

        Well, he didn’t add anything into his “when I was a kid” story that included being barefoot in a snowstorm, eating lint and liking it, that the Latin version of Pooh wasn’t in braille, or that he had to push a boulder up a hill every day wearing roller skates.

        It was nearly the perfect Grampdaddy story, David Allan Coe.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15
          Artsy Computer Geek permalink

          Mudsy — you are being sooo picky for a Monday morning. It’s was snowing in Taco land, so that was implied. The story started out with when I was a kid and ended with Winnie the Pooh lying around the house in LATIN. In LATIN, people. All it really needed was “and we liked it”.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          “It’s was snowing…” indeed. *grinz*

          I must have been drinking the super-caffeinated java this morning. What was I thinking?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Well, for that “elder effect” one would have said that one’s tomes were all in Latin, that’s what we spoke in the Empire, other than the debased Greek used by dillitants and furriiners.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          furriiners = Barbarian horde
          dilettantes = Barbarians-in-training

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          dillitants = militant dill enthusiasts

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          pickle plunderers….

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Pickled thinkers and tutors, too <G>

          [hisotrical corey]Romans thought of Greek, the language, as something spoken only by “hillbillies”, the inbred, and slaves. yet, all the ‘best’ families went out and bought Greek tutors to teach their children. Which did help keep greek litrature alive as a medium of science, philosophy, and religion. It also kept the stories of Thrace, Sparta, Macedon alive, too.[/corey]

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 November 15
          Grampdaddy permalink

          And we had to make our own lint, and of course it couldn’t be in braille because eyes hadn’t been invented yet, and you left out the part about it being 20 miles UPHILL both ways to school and we didn’t have roller skates so we had to strap greased bull testicles to our feet to slide around on when we pushed the boulder uphill and….

          The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is Tiggers are Not.A.Lions

          Adores: 11
        • 2010 November 15

          I’m confused. Was that last bit a hint of senility? 😀

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 November 15
          Grampdaddy permalink

          I’m confused. Was that last bit a hint of senility?

          Well, you could call it a hint, but it really is all I want for Christmas, so –Please!, Please!, Please!, Please!, Please!Please!Please!Please!Please!Please!Please!

          I’m confused. Was that last bit a hint of senility?

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          :adds to Beesmas shopping list:

          Grampdaddy – greased bull testicles

          Adores: 4
      • 2010 November 15
        Grampdaddy permalink

        Hugs to you Archie! If only someday I might be as smart as Dan…. (Bees be upon him).

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 November 15
          Grampdaddy permalink

          Oops, that was supposed to be Artsy, but someone stole my edit function…..

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15

          *ever so gently disengages from Grampdaddy’s hug, turns him around and heads him in Artsy’s direction, murmuring “Thank you, dear, now off you go.”

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 November 15
          Grampdaddy permalink

          *ever so gently disengages from Grampdaddy’s hug, turns him around and heads him in Artsy’s direction, murmuring “Thank you, dear, now off you go.”

          (Wanders away, slyly muttering, “Love this ‘forgetful’ bit – I get to hug more nice ladies….”)

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 November 15
      theeinferno permalink

      I had college professor parents, of the educational-toy-giving variety, and I vividly remember being in a great snit one Christmas, because I had asked for a Barbie and a Mister Microphone, but instead received a miniature printing press (which I was never allowed to touch, for fear I’d break it) along with that same Latin copy of Winnie Ille Pu! Lord knows what ever happened to the book; it certainly didn’t get much use, but this is the first time I’ve ever heard of anybody else having it.

      Adores: 11
      • 2010 November 15
        mudslicker permalink

        but this is the first time I’ve ever heard of anybody else having it.

        These sorts of revelations are pretty much an everday occurence here at YSaC. In fact, it’s a rare day indeed when nothing out of the ordinary happens. You should know that by now t.i.

        😉

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          theeinferno permalink

          Hmm, it seems an odd, though not impossible coincidence, that the mangling of Pooh’s name involves an actual word from the book. May I play Sparky’s Advocate here for a moment, and suggest that perhaps the crib set or its packaging was decorated with a scene referencing “Hunny” and the poor seller, who is clearly a few ESL bobs short of a pound to begin with, saw this artwork and confused Hunny with Winnie? Just a thought…

          Adores: 10
        • 2010 November 15
          Lola permalink

          A Door, t.i., for the “Sparky’s Advocate” coinage.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          And, another, for a “few bob short of a pound”.

          (Tho- does pose the question of if you mean 22d bob, six to the £; or the “decimalized” variety…)

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          Better than Runny the Phoo.

          Adores: 4
      • 2010 November 15

        I have Winnie ille Pu and Domus Anguli Puensis. They’re fantastic. They’re so solemn and beautiful. Piglet as Porcellus always makes me smile.

        “Malum,” inquit Pu.
        *happy sigh*

        Adores: 6
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Guineas for you RW <G>

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 November 15

      Wish I still had our old copy. I think it was actually titled “Winnie Ille Pu”, sacrificing accuracy for name recognition.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 November 15
        mudslicker permalink

        I switched it to the Latin pronunciation of “v”s which make the sound of “w”. Hence: veni, vidi, vici, [vinnie] is actually pronounce weni, widi, wici….[winnie]

        But you are [corey] correct, AG!

        Adores: 2
  4. 2010 November 15
    Windrose permalink

    Winnie and Piglet were always afraid of Heffalumps and Sparkies. With good reason.

    Adores: 8
  5. 2010 November 15
    ToBScholarly permalink

    HUNNY THE PHOO

    Now I have a craving for Vietnamese soup. Thanks a lot Sparky.

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 November 15
      Moira permalink

      That’ll teach me to comment before reading what has gone before…

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 November 15
        ToBScholarly permalink

        Great minds and all that…

        I am just glad someone else recognized what I was referring to! And I really do think I am going to get some pho for lunch. The power of suggestion has some serious control over me.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15
          Tankerbell permalink

          Well. T.I., look at it this way. My parents were a businessman and what was then called a housewife. We got normal toys, but we still ended up having more fun with dixie cups and gravel. Probably just like you!

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          Tankerbell permalink

          HHNF is back! Now is zee time at YSaC ven ve dahnse!

          Adores: 4
  6. 2010 November 15

    Whiney the Poo
    Whiney the Poo!
    Clever little outhouse stuffed with…

    Gotta go.

    Adores: 11
  7. 2010 November 15
    Lola permalink

    I’d give a carseat away too if it was whiny, no matter how nice and new it was.

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 November 15
      Camille permalink

      Not to mention how new the poo was.

      Hello, line, where are you going?

      Adores: 6
  8. 2010 November 15
    Meej permalink

    If it’s never used and new, isn’t it still presumably in the packaging?
    And doesn’t that packaging have, oh, a label?
    Which would have, oh, the correct name of the character?

    I think this is a Bear Sparky of Very Little Brain.

    Adores: 15
  9. 2010 November 15
    GrahamT permalink

    I like the explanation for the carseat — “I don’t need it anymore” and “it’s almost brand new.” Conjures up all kinds of sad stories in my mind.

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 November 15
      Lola permalink

      Well, now I’m depressed. Thanks, Graham! (Come by more often, won’t you? I mean that.)

      Adores: 6
      • 2010 November 15
        mudslicker permalink

        My mind went there too.

        Thanks alot, dan!

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15

          My thought was that it was their secondary carseat, so that’s why it didn’t get used too much…

          Adores: 2
      • 2010 November 15
        GrahamT permalink

        The happy version of the story goes that the state swooped up the child shortly after birth rather than allow it to grow up in a home where the parents don’t know how to say “Winnie the Pooh.”

        Adores: 18
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          Spelling it correctly is apparently beyond their ken as well.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          GrahamT permalink

          I just go on the assumption these days that people can’t even spell the things they can say. I’m disappointed less frequently that way.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          Oh, I’m totally always maximum-ally disappointed.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15

          I keep a high level of disappointment in reserve so that I’m never taken by surprise when I encounter rampant stupidity.

          It’s pretty easy to do too. You just stock up when prices are low. Like buying beef, or children.

          EDIT: Fixed my own rampant stupidity, I am very disappointed.

          Adores: 12
        • 2010 November 15
          tigprincess permalink

          My favourite put down is to say someone couldn’t even spell his/her own face.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15

          I love it, tig! (Note to self: Not all nicknames can be abbreviated with the initial letters) I will have to keep that in mind :-p

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          Windrose permalink

          There is a statute of limitations on car seats, no matter how little they have been used. The plast ic will degrade over time, and become dangerous. I bought used car seats for my kids when we got custody of them, not knowing how bad t hat could have been. Luckily we made it safely through childhood.

          Adores: 4
    • 2010 November 15
      christina permalink

      Ah, the Hemingway approach. I prefer to assume that Sparky’s mutant child outgrew the car seat, and the car, and is now on a rampage in some metropolitan area.

      Adores: 11
      • 2010 November 15
        sarajean80 permalink

        So instead of being it-fell-off-a-truck hot, it could potentially be superhero-power-inducing hot. That’s so much more comforting.

        Adores: 6
        • 2010 November 15
          Lola permalink

          Shame my godchildren are now too old for this … wotta great gift! 8)

          Adores: 3
    • 2010 November 15
      kelli permalink

      I simply thought that the Sparkies bought the carseat rather late in the “newborn” period or their little one was big at birth and had quickly outgrown it. I know my oldest was only in our newborn sized carseat for about a week and then we had to break out our infant to toddler sized one.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 November 15
        Addicted Reader permalink

        Of course that’s the logical explanation.

        But it’s not as funny.

        (Don’t worry, kelli, that was my first thought, too.)

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          kelli permalink

          Since it’s logical and this is a CraigsList ad, I’m probably wrong. Logic has no home among the sellers of special t-shirts and cups of manjuice.

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 November 15

          *cough* *gag*

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Well, the first “logical” thing I came up with was that the Sparkies was, in fact, reading the actual names of the knock-off, off-brand, gray-market products they (or their relatives) picked up super-cheap off some on-line source.

          Or, maybe I’ve seen one too many hooover vacuums on eBay . . .

          Adores: 5
  10. 2010 November 15
    LaKitta permalink

    Heh heh…whineypoo. Next person to throw a tantrum in this house gets a new nickname!

    Adores: 7
    • 2010 November 15

      Current Nickname Rundown of Tron:

      Tron
      Crankyboots
      Sgt. Crankypants (Not actually a Sergeant)
      Creepy
      BuckTeef
      Squirmy
      Leemonster
      Grumpy

      Adores: 10
      • 2010 November 15

        Most of my particularly creative nicknames are for my cat… Beast, Black Beast, Wicked Creature, Creature of the Night, etc. :-p

        MiniEB is mostly Mr. Baby, Monkey, Monkey-face, Stink-butt, Cute-pants, Crank-butt… He used to be Mr. Vampire, but that was fleeting, since now he has his little gap-tooth front teeth :-p

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          My cats’ nicknames are:

          NO!!!!
          Get Down!!!
          What are you [two] doing in there?
          Stop eating the plastic!
          The dining room chair seat cushions are not your scratching post!
          You just ate!
          Who used the litter box and forget to bury their treasure?

          And that’s just on Monday….

          Mr. mudsy’s nicknames involve asterisks.

          Adores: 10
        • 2010 November 15

          Well, if we’re going with those…the most common thing I call Roy is “Gah!! Psssssttt! Quit it! Get down! Wicked… Nasty… Vile… Evil… Creature… Beast… muttermuttermutter” He has a thing about jumping on the counter and the table and eating any hot dogs or buttercream frosting I leave out…

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          He’s merely an opportunist. He thinks you leave them out for him [cat logic].

          Or is Roy the name of Mr. EB? 😉

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 November 15

          Well, Bugsy the Insane’s nicknames are…

          Osama bin Bugsy – for his habit of terrorizing feet and small children

          And

          Dammit Cat – for his annoying habit of….well, being a cat

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15

          Haha, no, Mudsy, Roy is our younger cat. He’s about 5 months old, so he’s still somewhat of a terrorist. He’s just lucky he’s so cute, because when I wake up on the morning and he’s sleeping on my bum it makes me not want to kill him anymore :-p

          Adores: 5
      • 2010 November 15
        kelli permalink

        The nicknames for my girls

        Eldest –
        MooMoo
        Chipmunk
        Jesus

        Second –
        JoJo (only I am allowed to use this)
        Kiki
        Sakoyo

        Third –
        Cherries (used with her birth name)
        Redhead
        Ju (yelling “get over her Ju” in a store stopped this nickname)
        Jub (long u)

        Youngest –
        Porcupine
        Yiyi (long i, both syllables)
        My little pony

        Yeah, we’re a little odd.

        Adores: 7
        • 2010 November 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          My eldest niece gets called Harpo, Harpy, Harp-a-doodle or Harp-a-doodle-do, and Gumdrop. (She’s old enough now that calling her one of these names will get you a sour face, a “Don’t call me that!” and sometimes a little foot-stomping mini-tantrum.) Her little sister is Mariboo, Mei-mei, Mooch, Moochiboo, or Moochie.

          Adores: 3
      • 2010 November 15
        Meej permalink

        Our little girl is often referred to as “Junebug” or “Little Monkey Princess.”

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          Awwww…how sweet. Just wait until she’s 17. I’m sure you’ll think of a few more.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          Artsy Computer Geek permalink

          Yeah — wait until she’s 16 and you’ll agree with Bombdude and wished you had named her “No”.

          I seem to be agreeing with Bombdude a lot lately. Should I worry about this?

          Adores: 11
        • 2010 November 15

          I would.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15
          christina permalink

          I’d check the air quality around you’re area.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          Maybe it was all that Lysol you released a while back, Artsy.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15

          My baby girl is now 26, and sometimes just to piss her off, her brothers still call her by the nickname they gave her as a little girl.

          “Peck”

          ‘member “Willow”?

          Adores: 4
    • 2010 November 15
      Windrose permalink

      Our Congo African Gray parrot who has no toes can’t perch, so we have carpets for her to stand on, and unfortunately she poos on them. Mike calls her Princess Poopy Foots.

      Adores: 5
  11. 2010 November 15

    anyone else filling in all the stars of the first ad with bleeped-out bad words?
    no? ok

    Adores: 10
    • 2010 November 15
      Meej permalink

      Well, I am now

      Adores: 9
      • 2010 November 15
        Lola permalink

        My response, verbatim, Meej!

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Ditto above

          Adores: 1
      • 2010 November 15
        mudslicker permalink

        I’m still trying to fill in all the badly spelled words I can read with stars.

        Adores: 6
        • 2010 November 15

          *** ***** ** **** ******’* ***.

          Adores: 10
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          Nice TM.

          🙂

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Does it make an obelisk of the proportions 1:4:9 and cause simian bone-throwing?

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          Of course. Thus spake Zarathustra all about that.

          Adores: 3
      • 2010 November 15

        Tee-hee 😉

        Adores: 2
    • 2010 November 15

      Suddenly it reads like a Spike Lee movie.

      Thanks a lot Silva.

      SON OF A BUICK!

      Silva, I accidently named my main character of my Nano project after you. I’ve been trying all month to figure out why her name seemed so familiar.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 November 15

        Uh… now I need to know what this character will be doing in your story.

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15

          Mostly a spy, and she whines a lot at first before becoming badass.

          Not really meant to be parallel of you. Named her Silvia and then my brain decided that an appropriate shortened form would be Silva.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 November 15

          As long as I’m she’s badass, that’s all that really matters 🙂

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 November 15
          ToBScholarly permalink

          Does she whine about a car seat? Or a newborn?

          (Trying to help the conversation come full circle. How am I doing?)

          Adores: 6
  12. 2010 November 15
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    Yes, the whineypoo carseat is almost brand new. Please don’t let the pile of garbage in the background scare you off. We only stored it in our garage for a few years months.

    Adores: 4
    • 2010 November 15
      mudslicker permalink

      I’m just glad the straps are still on those seats. With them tilted like that, the baby would be constantly falling out.

      (why do the CL Sparkies* constantly post their pictures oriented incorrectly?)

      *Looks like Thing from the Addams Family had a baby

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 November 15

        Because goodness knows it takes too much effort to open an editing program of any kind and click on “rotate”. It would also take too much effort to actually clear away any debris in the background or to actually take a picture of an easily movable item in a clean space. *sigh*

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 November 15

          Hey! We can’t all be masters of windows picture viewer like you art people!

          And who has the time to clean these days! It’s all I can do to bother making it to the trashcan anymore. Sheeze!

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15
          Moira permalink

          A clean space? You mean like the backyard or the sidewalk outside your house? (This is an obscure reference to earlier vacuum cleaner posts that I am too lazy to go find right now because I should be working.)

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          Sounds like *someone* has earned the title of WhineypooMagic in today’s Snark Lounge.

          Adores: 5
      • 2010 November 15
        Bianchi Sound permalink

        Straps? Meh. That’s what duct tape’s for.

        “We’s home. Pa, cain you cut Cleetus jr outta his seat?”

        Adores: 11
        • 2010 November 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          “Hey, don’t gunk up my good cuttin’ knife! Use this straight razor.”

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          Bianchi Sound permalink

          “An let the boy do it hisself. Ain’t gonna lern no other ways.”

          Adores: 4
  13. 2010 November 15
    penguin permalink

    Having had a newborn in a car seat, I think whiney poo is an apt description.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 November 15
      Lola permalink

      You had your newborn in a car seat? That sounds like a difficult delivery! Couldn’t you move it out of the way in time?

      Adores: 11
      • 2010 November 15
        mudslicker permalink

        Hehehehe…

        Perhaps it was a “birthing” car seat….

        Adores: 2
  14. 2010 November 15
    LimeLolly permalink

    “People who don’t think probably don’t have brains; rather, they have grey fluff that’s blown into “their heads by mistake.”

    -Eeyore-

    Adores: 8
  15. 2010 November 15

    “Arsed”? I’m not familiar with that use of the word.

    Adores: 2
    • 2010 November 15
      Camille permalink

      Well, you are now.

      Click here for the Urban Dictionary definition.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 November 15

        *click*

        Hmm.

        *click*

        Hmmmmm….

        *click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*!

        Your link is broken.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15

          Yeah, her effort to make a link was somewhat half-arsed.

          (ba-dum, ccchhhsshh!)

          Adores: 6
      • 2010 November 15
        christina permalink

        Unless, of course, you can’t be arsed to look it up. 😉

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          Camille permalink

          Oops. Well, anyway, it’s in the Urban Dictionary.

          Adores: 2
  16. 2010 November 15
    Kae permalink

    I think Sparky-the-2nd is confused. Pooh isn’t whiny. Eeyore is whiny. But it’s not his fault; it’s a biochemical problem.

    Adores: 2
  17. 2010 November 15
    NotMyName permalink

    Whiney Poo new born carseat

    Ugggh…
    I read that as Whiney Poo new porn carseat.

    As a side note, hi again!

    Adores: 10
    • 2010 November 15
      kelli permalink

      Gee, an adolescent male mistook something innocent for porn? I, for one, am quite shocked. Next thing you know, Taco will miss a typo in one of his posts and Hammy will make a thinly veiled sexual comment involving dairy products. To what is this world coming?

      Adores: 8
      • 2010 November 15
        Addicted Reader permalink

        Plus 1 for not ending the sentence with a preposition.

        Minus Plus lots more for leaving the door open to more double entendre.

        Adores: 8
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          Watch out AR…those adolescent males (includes Hammy and Bombdude) will be thinking you said “proposition” …

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          kelli permalink

          AR is propositioning adolescent males? I thought that was what we were going to do on Tuesday. Darn, I better go check my calendar.

          Adores: 7
        • 2010 November 15

          *blink* It took me a minute to realize it’s NOT Tuesday. Maybe I’m particularly impressionable today?

          Adores: 8
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          No, Tuesday is tomorrow, and it’s two free tacos at Jack in the Box (after 2pm) too.

          Clever of jack to pick Taco Tuesday.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          Addicted Reader permalink

          What’s wrong with propositions? I have this great idea to make some money – I need you all to start selling these products. We’ll all be rich! See, a great business proposition.

          Adores: 4
      • 2010 November 15
        Artsy Computer Geek permalink

        Keli — you forgot to cross out adolescent.

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15

          Artsy – are yousure she forgot?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15
          Astrognash permalink

          **blinkblink**

          ::is a male, and is, he believes, currently in that part of his life in which he is adolescing*.::

          What kinds of products are these?

          *Is that a real word?

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 November 15
          kelli permalink

          Well jailbait Astro, these are only the finest products that money can buy. Trust us.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 November 15
          Astrognash permalink

          Obeekaybee.

          Adores: 0
  18. 2010 November 15
    Tankerbell permalink

    I have an announcement to make. I am in love with christina. I am on Opera. I have doors. I can (sort of) nest comments. And all on my ****** ** ***** blackberry. ALL HAIL CHRISTINA.

    Adores: 7
    • 2010 November 15
      mudslicker permalink

      Thank goodness you got that figured out. It was like picking what pie you were gonna have for dessert.

      🙂

      Now if someone could just help Cappy.

      Adores: 4
  19. 2010 November 15
    Tankerbell permalink

    Hey, welcome back, NMN!

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 November 15
      NotMyName permalink

      Unfortunately, I will be gone again soon. Something…happens…tomorrow.

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 November 15
        kelli permalink

        Is that a good or bad thing that happens tomorrow? Should we be happy for you or raging against this thing?

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15
          Lola permalink

          Whatever it is, we’re in your corner, and will welcome you back when appropriate.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          Windrose permalink

          Lola, if we have to wait for him to be appriopriate to welcome him back, well, I only expect another 40 years or so of riding around the sun. 8)

          PS –Beau is in the BOX! Hooray and congrats!

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 November 15
          Lola permalink

          Meh, Windrose, he can be inappropriate or not – the line has left the building and I don’t expect it to return any time soon!

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15

          How did I get in the box? I am excited, confused, nervous, and also excited again.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Did lola or HHNF tell you about the punching for box awardees?
          <evil grin>

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          Windrose permalink

          Beau, please be careful if you are too excited, we just cleaned the floor in here!

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 November 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          Sounds about standard for gaining entry into the Golden Lotus.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 November 15

          I’m not sure who told me what, but as far as premature celebrations are concerned, I tend to have the opposite problem. Yes, that’s still considered a problem. If you don’t know, don’t ask 😛

          I see my comment in the box now. I FEEL HONORED. I AM NOT WORTHY!! *bows to all of you*

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Brain assembled post-mature, then clean tripped over a fleeing Line . . .

          Adores: 0
  20. 2010 November 15

    How do you feed a newly born car seat? Do they eat babies? Did Sparky run out of babies to feed the hungry car seat and that’s why it’s up for sale?

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 November 15
      Lola permalink

      It ate them out of house and home, and now they’re living out of their car.
      Here. http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=5460

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 November 15
        mudslicker permalink

        Did you get my Christmas card I sent you Lola? I sent it to 442 Muscle Car Circle.

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          Lola permalink

          No, Mudsy, I didn’t. Dangit, I bet that’s why I’m having exhaust problems. Darn kids don’t do their chores and get the mail properly. I’m going to have to make them sleep up on the luggage rack for punishment.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          Hunny Phoo is having a exhaust problems of a different kind.

          *I’ll be glad when tomorrow comes around and hopefully the conversations will go in another direction. In the meantime, I’ll continue to have no self control.*

          Adores: 3
  21. 2010 November 15
    mudslicker permalink

    this crib set never used and yes is new

    What else do you call a crib set that has never been used? Pre-used?

    Adores: 2
    • 2010 November 15
      NotMyName permalink

      What else do you call a crib set that has never been used

      Something to sell. Or firewood.

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 November 15
        kelli permalink

        (crib set corey) The term crib set is normally used to refer to the bedding that one may use in a crib not the actual crib itself. This may include sheets, bumpers (soft padding to go around the edge of the crib so the baby doesn’t hurt it’s head on the slats or wood), and a comforter. (/corey)

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15
          mudslicker permalink

          I suppose I was a bit premature on my rant about the “new” reference to a crib set that has never been used. And so I stand corrected (by myself). *silly me, what was I thinking?*

          I would not call a 50 year old can of Crisco that “hasn’t been used” to be exactly, er, um…..new.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 November 15

          I’m pretty sure I was told that Mini would die if I put the bumpers in his crib…. But they keep the binky from rolling out, and that keeps him HAPPY. (And besides, he is pretty clever, I was not worried about him shoving his face in the corner and not being able to get out. Actually, he sleeps with his face shoved in the corner of the bumper anyways, but wouldn’t that be more comfortable than having your face shoved into wooden slats?)

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          Windrose permalink

          The Crisco Kid, he was a friend of mine.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Sounds like a Kris Kristofferson tune . . .

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 November 15
          kelli permalink

          baby doesn’t hurt it’s head

          Arrggggggggh. I used the wrong it’s/its. I know that it’s is a contraction of it is and its is the possessive form of it. Heck, I probably should of used his instead of its. I am deeply ashamed.

          Adores: 0
      • 2010 November 15
        Grampdaddy permalink

        I’m pretty sure I was told that Mini would die if I put the bumpers in his crib

        Nothing to worry about EB. We put the flippers and the rebound bumpers and the flashing lights and everything in their crib. The only time the kids objected was when we tried to get the ‘extra play’ and got the flashing “TILT” light and siren. I think Manda still has the record high score…

        Adores: 1
  22. 2010 November 15
    nonsensicalcat permalink

    I just read the first one as “Perfect for you, baby.” And then I imagined the writer winking at me (perhaps because of all the asterisks). I feel as if I was being inappropriately seduced with the use of a crib set.

    Adores: 15
    • 2010 November 15
      kelli permalink

      That would be an odd tool of seduction.

      Adores: 2
    • 2010 November 15
      Mr. Winkey, the Six Dollar Shirts Hobo permalink

      **winks at Mudsy and nonsensicalcat**

      Why hello there, ladies. I must say, **wink wink** you look absolutely ravishing ravenous rabid purty tonight.

      Teehee.

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 November 15
        christina permalink

        Poor Mr. Winkey. I bet that crib looks a lot nicer than you’re beer box mattress.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 November 15
          Grampdaddy permalink

          So, tell me Mr. Winkey, how long have you been a “beer-box mattress”?

          You, Are, Your, You’re, Is, You’s, Youse, Youses, Lou, Loose, Looses, Louse, Louses… Speaking of louses, where’s the Moose in the Poncho??

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 November 15
          Lou Stool permalink

          Leave Lou O-U-T of any conversation with Winkey!!

          Adores: 0
  23. 2010 November 15
    christina permalink

    From a girl crush to love, I’m feeling so very special right now!
    I’m glad it’s working, Tank. I still get a couple of nesting errors, but for the most part it works way better than my default browser.

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 November 15
      Stephanae permalink

      You mean nesting errors like this one? At least it’s not your second comment of the day. 😉

      Adores: 2
    • 2010 November 15
      christina permalink

      Did I mention occasional nesting errors?

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 November 15
        Tankerbell permalink

        This is cool, christina. I am not having “nesting errors”, I am experiencing totally random nesting. Witness my exuberant greeting to HHNF which appeared way up there, hours before her appearance. It’s like the TARDIS on crack. Wheeee! !

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 November 15
          christina permalink

          I must have jinxed it because at least three of my comments disappeared today. Of course, that might have been due to my crappy signal at work. I’m going to mess around with a few others as well.

          Adores: 0
  24. 2010 November 15
    CapnMac permalink

    I’m still resisting the urge to google-fu up the beastiary that includes the creature which births car seats.

    Having watched probably one too many half hours of “How It’s Made” I have a frightening image of some canadian robotic factory gone ambulatory, leaving litters and clutches of unused baby seating around.

    Adores: 6
  25. 2010 November 15

    *knock knock*
    Am I still welcome?

    Adores: 7
    • 2010 November 15
      CapnMac permalink

      Yes. Careful, there’s a Beau character around (peaking out of the golden lotus box, even)

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 November 15

        Well there’s a new Shurruff in town, and I’ll take care of that Beauregard.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15

          Is that a threat?

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15

          I was hoping so :-p

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 November 15

          Tis a threat.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15

          Bring it on, HHNF. Whatever you can bring I can handle, well, maybe.

          Adores: 5
    • 2010 November 15
      Windrose permalink

      EEEEEEEEE!!!!! HHFN!!!! Now we do the dance of Joy!

      Adores: 7
      • 2010 November 15

        I’ve missed you guys!

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Same to you, too.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 November 15
          Windrose permalink

          Ditto. Very nice to have you in the Lounge again. 8)

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 November 15
          Bianchi Sound permalink

          So after many weeks, HHNF and Graham T both return the same day…

          When you guys get a room, you really get a room!

          Adores: 17
    • 2010 November 15

      HI! 😀

      Adores: 3
    • 2010 November 15

      Indeedily-doo, neighbor!

      (Also, it’s like an old-school reunion! GrahamT and HHNF are back, on the same day!)

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 November 15

        Poor graham, just when he thought he had a place to hide and have intellijunt conversation…

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 November 15
          Astrognash permalink

          Wow. We thought you’d died of the (completely accidental, the company assures us) carbon monoxide leak in the Room.

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 November 15
      christina permalink

      Of course you are welcome! We miss you and talk about it all the time.

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 November 15

        Welcome back! You both left and came back at the same time, I’m assuming you have happy news to report? Bun in the oven? Nuptials?

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 November 15
          Lola permalink

          Smedley, how sweetly innocent of you to assume in this case that those would be happy occasions …
          And even if any of that occurred, don’t forget that what happens in The Room stays in The Room.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 November 15
          Smedley permalink

          That’s me, sweetly innocent. As evidenced below, my naivete knows no bounds.
          Back to the crazy kids; So what you’re telling me is they either lured a priest into the room with them or the “Bun” is still in the room? Neat.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 November 15
          Lola permalink

          I could be wrong, they’re both discreet, but I rather think the answer is no.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 November 15
          Smedley permalink

          Okey dokey.

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 November 15
      Artsy Computer Geek permalink

      Always. Welcome back.

      Adores: 0
    • 2010 November 15
      Mr. Winkey, the Six Dollar Shirts Hobo permalink

      SQUEE.

      *ahem*

      I must present you with this.

      *winks at HHNF*

      Teehee.

      Adores: 2
    • 2010 November 15
      kelli permalink

      You’re always welcome as long as you don’t brag about your torrid lascivious affair with a certain young Brit.

      Adores: 0
    • 2010 November 15
      Camille permalink

      Of course you are welcome!

      Adores: 0
  26. 2010 November 15

    Speaking of books you had when you were a kid, did anyone have “Richard Scarry’s Best Story Book Ever”? There was a story about a French Canadian bear who went hunting for moose, and butchered it, and had moose steaks, and moose burgers and moose bacon or something, and “forty jars of minced moose meat.” The minced moose meat stuck in my mind. I went years later to get the book for my kids, and that story was missing, along with a few others. I hate censorship. I don’t know, matt tags or corey’s?

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 November 15
      Bianchi Sound permalink

      I think you are thinking of “Richard Best’s Scarriest Story Book Ever.” There’s still a ton of butchering in that one.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 November 15
        Smedley permalink

        No, I just looked it up on eBay, and it’s there like that. The one we had was printed in the late 60’s, and any copyrighted after that date are butchered.

        Oh. You were being HamCannish.

        I am a doofus.

        Adores: 2
  27. 2010 November 15
    Addicted Reader permalink

    Whoo, reunion day! Good to see the long-lost snarkers return, and everyone is snarking well today – or at least, as well as can be expected on a poo joke day.

    Also, [complaint] the time change is still messing me up! If feels so late, but it’s not. [/complaint]

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 November 15
      Astrognash permalink

      And then there’s the whole messed-up lunar calendar on which run the holidays. I can’t for the life of me remember when Hanukkah starts, and my calendar this year hasn’t got any of the Jewish holidays marked on it.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 November 15
        Windrose permalink

        My calendar says sundown on the 1st of December! Super early this year.

        Adores: 0
  28. 2010 November 15
    Windrose permalink

    We are back to editing, correct? And I have gotten my first ever 405 bad request error on my work computer. So I cleared the history and stuff, and will see if this takes. 8) Otherwise, I’ll be on here in a few hours to wrap up the evening.

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 November 15
      Windrose permalink

      Ah, all better then.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 November 15
        christina permalink

        My default mobile browser (Chrome, I assume) is giving me internal errors on adores.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 November 15
          Windrose permalink

          When I hit submit on the second comment, I got the error. Sheesh.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 November 15

          I used to get the error about once every week and a half or so. Since I’ve been busy lately with things that don’t involve sitting in front of my computer, I haven’t been stopping by as often, and I just realized that I also haven’t had an error in all that time. It’s definitely something bogging down the browser, some kind of cache file or something, and the more frequently you’re here (I’m not sure if it’s related to frequency of comments or giving out doors or just simply being here reading and hitting refresh every so often) the more frequently the error is going to pop up.

          Anyway. Just thought that might help solve the mystery. 😉

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 November 15
      kelli permalink

      I got my very first error today too. I’m glad to know I was in good company.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 November 15
        Windrose permalink

        Yeah, because if you were in Bad Company, you’d have to play or sing or something.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 November 16
          Smedley permalink

          Til the day you die, anyway.

          Ooh! Jesters! Here they come.

          Adores: 1
  29. 2010 November 16
    Windrose permalink

    All Righty, Beau! Here’s your card and your first Punchity Punch Punch!

    G’Night, Hundred Acre Wood!

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 November 16

      Thank you! I’m sorry I missed it, I’m training my eyes. I apparently have difficulty spotting things when looking for them. Weird how that works, right?

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 November 16
        Addicted Reader permalink

        Happens to me ALL the time. Kinda problematic, really.

        Adores: 1
  30. 2010 November 16
    Lola permalink

    Huh. As of 7 am EST there are no options for doors at all. Is this supposed to be this way?

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 November 16

      Wow…if there’s no door option them sucker’s are gonna start stackin’ up real quick.

      I think the llamanun (bees be upon her) de-activated our adoring for now. Lots of 400, 404, and now the dreaded 405 errors showing up. She’s trying to figure out why.

      I can’t even use IE on here anymore, but FF seems to be inoculated against the errors…for now.

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 November 16
        Lola permalink

        I wondered if that was it … when I’m about to get those errors, I can’t give doors and get small internal error messages and if I don’t clear cache, etc., then I get the 400-type errors and have to clear everything. Hope she can figure it out soon! Although … I suspect this crowd has the ability to develop a work-around of some type.

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 November 16

          Oh, absolutely Lola…but I’m afraid without an orderly method in which to bestow doors this place might start looking like a Three Stooges pie fight with doors (feather-light and deliciously topped with whipped cream) instead of pies flying hither and yon.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 November 16
          CapnMac permalink

          And, I’ve not, I say again not had an error for a while, too. Saturday maybe?

          Now, there has been some miserable weathe and early snow off towards the more dense parts of fewer-ground connections router-land, too.

          Adores: 0
  31. 2010 November 16
    Addicted Reader permalink

    This no-adores thing is freaking me out. It’s bad enough when I look for the adore button on other sites, but I keep going to click, and there’s nothing there, and I’m sure I’m in the right place for there to be!

    ::deep breaths::

    Welcome back, Astro, how was the band thing?

    Adores: 1
  32. 2011 February 2
    Bryn permalink

    I, too, have a copy of Winnie the Pooh in Latin. I found it at a used bookstore years ago and couldn’t resist the temptation. Glad to know I wasn’t the only one!

    Adores: 0

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