YSaC, Vol. 838: Blue states for Red Green!
HAND TOOL,S NAIL GUN,S AIR COMPRESSOR,S
I HAVE SEVER CINDS OF TOOLS NAIL GUN,S DRILL,S AIR COMPRESSOR,S BUFFER, SANDER,S AIR PAINT GUN,S
12 VOTE, WINTCH, SKIL SAW,S SAW ZAW,S AND MUCH MORE, CALL ME LETS TALK,.
xxx xxx xxxx BEFORE 6 AND AFTER 6 IT,S xxx xxx xxxx THANKS FOR LOOKING PHILLIP
I’m going to use one of my 12 votes to vote that this person doesn’t get to use power tools anymore. Then I’m going to go use my 11 remaining votes down at my local precinct.
Vote early! Vote often! But don’t take your sawzall to the precincts, please. They frown upon that, especially if they’re the sever cind of tools.
And thanks for looking, Philip. The rest of you, consider yourself unthanked.
Except for you, Jennifer, for sending in the ad.
Go vote! And hey, while you’re in a voting mood, it’s been a while since anyone other than a spammer has voted for their favorite posts.
I’m fascinated by the use of commas as pluralization devices. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before. And I also like the use of rhyme in “Saw Zaw” (which is “sawzall” where I come from).
I fixed it!
Hammy, you never let go of a good trick after you learn it. 8)
No’ no I don,t.
*wags*
Saw Zaw = one of the Gabor sisters………
Where I’m from they’re called reciprocating saws, but most of the bubbas down at the Home Depot call them “sa’zaws”.
Saw zaw. Saw zaw. Saw zaw saw zaw saw zaw saw zaw sawzawsawzawsawzawsawzaw. SAW ZAW!!!!
Sorry. That’s kind of catchy. Carry on!
“Duct tape, duct tape, duct tape…:
Bea Arthuuuuuuuur!
ROOFER ROOFER ROOFER ROOFER ROOFER ROOFER ROOFER ROOFER ROOFER ROOFER ROOFER ROOFER ROOFERSAW ZAW SAW ZAW SAW ZAW SAW ZAW SAW ZAW SAW ZAW SAW ZAW SAW ZAW SAW ZAWUhhhh…Ruth Bader Ginsberg?
Pia Zadora!
A man, a plan, a canal … Noriega!
Uma…Oprah…
Oprah…Uma…
Ida Lupino!
Jets! Sharks! Jets! Sharks! Jets! Sharks! Jets! Sharks!
SAW ZAW NOW!
[dumb things I do] I first heard the term “saw zaw” from on of the contractors we had working on our house. My husband adopted that as his prefered way of saying it, which prompted me to sing, “saw zaw, chicka chicka, saw zaw” over and over, every time he said it. This lead to me giving just about any two syllable combination the same treatment for about a month straight. Somehow, I’m still married.
Bless your heart, christina 🙂 He probably didn’t mind because you did a little bump and grind when you said it.
You’re probably right, that and the French maid costume…
“Call me. Let’s talk” reminds me of those Live Link (or whatever they’re called in your [location] ) commercials you see after 10pm.
Are those the same ads where they promise that you can talk to hot Craft singles? I’m not sure what it would be like to talk to a grilled cheese sandwich as I usually just eat them right away.
Maybe everyone has that problem, that’s why you have to do it over the phone.
Since this ad is for tools, I think you get to talk to hot Craftsman singles.
Hi there, this single belt sander wants to talk to you! Call now to speak with me, or my friend, the power drill. We’re waiting.
Suddenly, the brand “Snap-On Tools” acquires a whole new meaning …
So does the phrase “I like it rough.”
“Rubbing in linseed oil.”
polishing my tool *cough* Penis!
These are not the Saw Zaw.
Action, you may want to have that cough looked at, I don’t think coughing up penis is normal.
Eeew.
Maybe it’s normal today. It is erection day after all.
What? Is Bill Clinton running for something?
That would be a hard on for him to win.
*Lights a cigar*
Sparky isn’t using the comma in place of an apostrophe. Rather, he is noting that these are the Southern cind of tools. After the War of Northern Tool Aggression, these tools have clung to their Southern heritage and demand to be acknowledged as Confederate tools.
Today, we are going to learn about the letter S.
Snail, Sair, Sdrill, Sbuffer and Sever
Say it slow and spit forever.
Snarky and sneaky speak in rhyme
While sammitch and slowpoke take their time.
Essssss, Esssss, Esssssssss.
This letter was brought to you by the makers of S12 Vote. Don’t waste another moment hidden behind curtains. Get an S12 and be the envy of your friends.
He’s selling props from the Saw movie series, cool!
Thanks to the “sever” aspect, I fear he’s typing this with one hand.
Or there could be another reason.
I think he severed his brain.
What to pick on here?
>> Tools that sever cinds. I’m not sure where one’s cinds are, but I’m pretty sure I’d like to keep mine un-severed.
>> I want a snail gun. I’d like a gun that shoots snails. I would call it my escargun.
>> sawzaw. peatzaw. Warzaw, Powand . Amazaw waifowist. Sea zaw. Skiw saw. zaw.
>> AIR PAINT GUN! Now I don’t have to be confined to my walls. I can paint the very air I live in!
>> It’s a wintch. BURN IT! BURN THE WINTCH! (I know it’s a wintch. It turned me into a newt. I got better.)
Escargun *applauds and throws doors*
No, I don’t want it to shoot out more snails. I want it to shoot the snails in my garden! Pew! Pew pew! Take that, you slimy leaf chewers, you!
Windy — lets go to my garden. I have a pie plate with beer in it. It makes the slugs and snails easier to shoot. (Of course I do live within city limits, so bring the silencer).
We have an abundance of snails in our fish tank. We’re not quite sure how they got there, we think there must have been a couple on one of the plants that we put in. Or maybe some eggs. Either way, they’ve been reproducing like MAD. Who knew snails bred like rabbits?
Do they have little cone-shaped shells?
Line-Toeing Fun Fact of the Day: Snails are hermaphroditic. They don’t need a mate if there isn’t one handy. They’re perfectly happy to successfully carry out your orders to go f*ck themselves.
Yes, SJ, they do have cone-shaped shells.
And thanks for the fun fact, Mindfield! Now, what’s your theory regarding the time I caught the snails having a threesome? (Yes. Seriously.)
Sounds like Malaysian trumpet snails, which are nearly impossible to get rid of. (Try googling “trumpet snails” or “Malaysian trumpet snails” and see if they match the pictures.) [overly long snail corey] If you have a planted aquarium they act like earthworms, burrowing in the substrate and eating algae and dead plant material, but they also eat leftover fish food. If you overfeed your fish, you get more snails. They also like higher temperatures; they get more … “frisky” in warmer water. (I think they can do the job solo but prefer … “company” during “t-shirt time”.) You can try cutting down on the amount of food you give your fish or lowering the temperature to reduce the number of snails, but they won’t completely go away unless you use a copper-based pesticide formulated for snails.[/overly long snail corey]
Who cares if the shells are cone-shaped? Are they minty?
Oh, I just googled. They’re not that pointy. They look more like this guy:
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images21/SnailsinAquarium2.jpg
I’ve never tasted one so I don’t know. I’m guessing they taste slimy with an algae aftertaste.
If you’re going to eat them, I suggest you be sure to say 5 Snail Mary’s and an Hour Fodder afterward—just to be sure.
Looks like a pond snail, B; they sometimes eat aquarium plants. If there’s too many you can bait them with lettuce or cabbage leaves. (Run a leaf under hot water (or dip it in a pot of boiling water for a second) until it’s limp, tie a string to it and drop it in the aquarium and leave it overnight. In the morning it will be covered in snails, you can just fish it out and toss them. Repeat as often as you like if they become a problem.)
Try filling your aquarium with miller lite.
Hammy, lovely idea, except I think that might be bad for the fish.
Thanks for the tip, SJ, we’ll try that!
Fish?
Yes. We have fish in our aquarium. Why, what do you keep in your aquarium?
Miller lite…
A.K.A. “The Punch Bowl”
Poor drunken fishies … I bet they’d go up like a Roman candle if you tried to barbeque them.
::singing drunkenly*::
The goldfish
is a silly fish
it just goes round and round
and round and round
and round and round
and round and round and round
and round and round
and round and round
and round and round and round
and round and round
and round and round
and round and round and round
and round and round
and round and round
and round and round and round
and round and round
and round and round
and round and round and round
and round and round
and round and round
and round and round and round
and round and round
and round and round
and round and round and round
…..
Hee hee, copy and paste is fun.
Ok, I’m done (for) now.
*I’m not drunk, the fish is!
Suuuuuure, AR, suuuure.
What’s cut and paste?
Cold meds still the expired ones? 😉
I want a slug gun!
*BANG, SPLAT*
Bwahahaha, stay off my lawn you pesky kids!
I guess that would be more practical than a gun that shot kids at slugs.
SJ — I’d have a tough time holding the gun that shoots kids up. My kids are both bigger than I am.
You’d probably need to upgrade to the kid cannon then.
Toddler trebuchet!
There’s no such thing as a slug gun, silly. Everyone knows that you have to kill kids on your lawn with a S LUG WRENCH.
A “slug wench”?
I love the idea of a slug gun. Finally something practical to do with slugs and snails.
I’m picturing something that looks like a Super Soaker that can suck snails and slugs up into a little hopper and then shoot them out when you reverse the gun.
Where,s PETA when they,re needed?!?
Coff – are you worried about the snails/slugs or the kids? Trust me, the snail/slugs in the south can take care of themselves.
[PETA corey]
Back in my deer hunting days a group of PETA protestors showed up to bang pots and pans to “scare” the deer away from the hunters.
They all gathered in a line about 500 yards long and started marching through the woods up a mountainside.
At first I was not to happy, but then I realized where they were headed so I hopped in my truck and drove up to the top of the mountain (about 4 miles as the crow flies from the pot pounders) to the head of the shear walled canyon that was the only way up the mountain from where they started…They did their job well because every deer in the county got scared right to me 😉
After I got my deer I called the game warden we came out and arrested or ticketed them all for driving game which is highly illegal, haha.
[/PETA corey]
As soon as you started the story I thought, “Woo! Free game drive!” The fact that the story ended with you snagging a deer AND getting PETA arrested for game driving is awesome.
Door for you sir.
Well, I probably would not have called the authorities but when the PETA’s finally made it to the top of the mountain, and saw me with a dead deer, they were highly upset. (Especially after I thanked them *snicker*)
In fact they were turning in to an angry mob* until one of the brainiacs remembered that I was carrying a loaded rifle and had a rather large handgun holstered on my hip, on which my hand was resting.
The warden also asked me if I wanted to press assault charges, we both laughed. 🙂
This happened in the mid 1980’s, I think the PETA head office put a stop to harassing hunters shortly after this after they “accidentally” lost a few members in the woods…
*An angry mob of PETA’s is just slightly more dangerous than a swarm of fruit flies.
Hammy— and just what happened after that? You hung them from the backyard swing set and bedazzled their hooves? Hmmmm? Pics?
Great story Hammy! I love a happy ending…..
Artsy – I love snails…..Wow! look at that S Car Go!!!!
(non-hunter response) Why can’t we all just get along? Pass the A-1, Hammy, this venison is tasty! (/non-hunter response)
*Applaudes Hammy*
As a vegetarian animal rights activist, PETA offends me on a very deep level.
I have no problem with hunting, or hunters, except this one chick up in Alaska that I’d like to see in a cage match with the top dogs of PETA.
I’d like to see that chick in a cage match with the Idatarod’s top dogs.
Throw her to the wolves- literally.
Sooner or later she’ll go hunting with Cheney. I’m sure her “people” will advise agaist it, but when has she ever taken their advice?
Ah, good ol’ “Whirl n’ Fire” Cheney. I’d actually like him a little bit then.
Mindfield:
So, I’m not the only one who saw “S NAIL GUN” and thought “snail gun”? That’s is a huge relief.
I keep doing “That’s is”!!! What the heck is wrong with me?!
Would you like that alphabetically or categorically, NMN? : )
Get it right NMN – Correct way = “That,s is”…….
Wintch? Really, Sparky? Did you bite your tongue while typing?
Maybe he was dictating.
Why is he selling the wintch? Who’s going to serve him ale at the tavern?
OT – Lola are your cats eyes orange as they look in your avatar?
It’s not mine, Artsy, even though the resemblance is strong (I picked that photo because of the facial expression/claw combo – mine has serious claws and mistakenly thinks they can be used for play). It’s a Bombay, which have as part of the breed standard the almost-coppery eyes (while the color does vary, you can search “bombay cat” on Google Images and see that some are definitely orangey). Mine actually has has pale greenish yellow ones, which I think are quite pretty and which are more common to the average (mostly) black American shorthair; my last cat was fairly similar in that regard.
Thanks for the info Lola. My black cat also has pale greenish yellow eyes. I have one smart cat and one cute one. Midnight is the cute one.
I am not a WINTCH. I’m you.
There has been 3, count ’em 3, robo calls this morning. And it isn’t even 9 AM CST.
The smell of desperation is in the air, and I haven’t even finished my first cup of coffee yet.
One of my friends got one yesterday where it started out as a debt collection call. Then it segued into the political part, with a tenuous connection to “debt collection.” She was infuriated, particularly as she makes a point not to have bill collectors after her and she wasn’t going to vote for them anyway.
What? That’s ridiculous.
Agreed. I was trying to figure out how it could be legal. I bet is likely is – but only just.
I don’t know…debt collection is a serious business and the FDCPA is really particular about what you can and cannot say. I’m pretty sure impersonating a collector for advertisement purposes crosses some sort of line.
*grumbles about her lack of Lexis or Westlaw access since she now can’t just look up random curiosities*
It’s OK – I have access, but don’t have the “all you can read for free!” law school logon, so I can’t either. 🙂
True. I’m really going to miss the “all you can read for free!” law school access. Although I’m going to apply for some post-grad research assistant positions at my law school that have opened up for winter quarter, so if I get one of those I’ll get three more months of “all you can read” access. 😉
Last night, we got a robo-call that started while the answering machine message was playing, and at the BEEP, stopped and started again. It was something like, “Hi! I’m Local Politician calling on you to be sure you vote–” and at that point it would stop, and loop again. And again. And again. After about a dozen cheery Hi!s, Chthulhu sent the call off to the Vault of Doom. Sheesh.
And from this, I am now stuck with the earworm:
Hi! My name is… What? My name is… Who? My name is… Random candidate!
Shut up! I,m sory thaht I,m tring to sell som qulety tolls here! Is it my fault that theyr so hard to spel?
I meen reely! Eeze off!
That should probably have
mattmhat tags on it.I may have something here. After running this through a complex cryptographic alpha-beta algorithm I borrowed from the NSA, this is what I believe this post actually means:
“Subject: A PAROCHIALISED LOON, MR. SNORTS
I have serviced fools snot, lads nursing ill. A crossbar suspends fire reform, avalanches insisting 12 twits’ workup. Madam Schnauzer wows! Tackle tall elms.
xxx xxx xxxx abated fife snorter. xxx xxx xxxx flaking pinkish pooh troll.”
So now we know this post’s TRUE intent!
Wait! I believe there was a translation error. That should read, “Madan Schnauzer wows, tackles tall elm.” Now it makes a lot more sense.
Tonight at the 40 Watt: Madan Schnauzer, Parochialized Loon, and special guest 12 Twits’ Workup, promoting their latest album “Flaking Pinkish Pooh Troll.”
I replaced a light bulb last night, and went about it by proclaiming loudly: TONIGHT, AT THE 40 WATT….LIGHT IN THE LIVING ROOM!!! Cause, I mean, it was a 40 watt bulb. 🙂
Allegedly, that’s what the original 40 Watt Club was, in fact, named after. Don’t you love being able to recreate historical events in your own home?
Anagram Fun!
TWELVE VOTE, WINTCH
Two New Velvet Itch (Don’t let velvet allergy happen to you)
We Twitch Novel Vet (Siezure medication for unique pets)
Hove Clew Vent Twit (Colonal Sparky, in the boat’s HVAC, with the sawzaw)
Funny, the anagram translation makes more sense than the original ad.
This is what happens when a child learns to read but only has access top Dr. Seuss books.
I put my 12 VOTEs to re-re-enabling the edit function…
Can I vote for that too? In case you haven’t noticed all my idiotic Ms. Steaks.*
*This one was on purpose. Obviously.
For a small fee, I can always be pursueded to change your posts for you. 8)
My posts are all potty trained, but thanks anyway…
Severus Snape Sells Skil Saw,s, Saw Zaw,s, Sander,s, and Sever Cinds (long C) of tools.
Yes, if you showed up to the polling place with all those, you may be able to threaten 12 votes out of people.
We can vote for our favorite ads? When did this happen?!
If you scroll up to the top of the page, on the right there is a link titled “The 8 suckiest Craigslist ads …” Click on that and it will take you to the voting page.
Dammit, that should be “…there is a link beside the link titled…”
Damn no-editing.
Ahem. Small fee. Ahem. LOL
Psst… anyone else think Windrose might be abusing the power a bit?
No, of course not. WR is above and beyond reproach in all things, just as anyone with moderatore/editor powers ought be.
(That, and ‘abuse’ would be a cyan pop-up with “Edit for a Small Fee/Credit Cards & PalPal accepted”)
I hope she’s not catching ActionBatch’s cough. It seems to have unfortunate side effects.
I’m surprised Hammy hasn’t offered up his “hair of the dog” cure for that particular cough.
Dog hair is a condiment at my house, not a cure…
How does dog hair manage to get everywhere, even where the dog hasn’t been? I will open up brand new food without the dog in the room and a dog hair will magically manage to float down on it. I only have one dog- I can just imagine what your house must be like with all the dogs and puppies running around
I will spend two hours sweeping and vacuuming the entire house, only to have a dog hair tumbleweed float by seconds later. It makes painting a real pain.
Get a roomba and let it run every day, no more dog hair tumble weeds.
I could knit a new dog from the hair floating around my house, if only I knew how to knit.
Three cats, everything is covered in cat hair. I washed my duvet cover a few weeks ago and when I took it out of the washer there were great big wads of fur all over the inside of the machine. I took the cover out to hang on the line and noticed odd dark spots that appeared to be on the inside. I turned it inside out and little balls of matted fur, about the size of a marble, fell out.
::curls up on Snark Lounge couch with a blanket and tea::
Sick day! At least for now. I might go in for a couple hours later, and I’m def. going to go vote.
As for the ad, I’m not so sure the commas are for pluralization. I think Sparky is just a little unclear on how to combine commas and plurals. There are a couple correctly used commas after non-plural nouns. I can understand, I always get confused where to put the quotation marks at the end of a sentence – inside the punctuation or outside???
Grammar is confusing. : P
AR — here’s some honey for that tea. I’ve been assured it is the magic cure all when mixed with hot tea. Hope you feel better.
Are we spreading something around here on YSaC? (besides SNARKing) Everyone seems to be getting sick.
Thanks Artsy. I hope no one catches this from me!
My guy couldn’t get rid of his cold, til the doc told him it was a sinus infection. Possibly these are going around? I don’t think you can “catch” one, though, at least not from other people.
Must be me, I’ve had it and gotten rid of it, and then caught it again 4 times in the past month. I am working in the office with my hot tea & honey next to me as we speak.
Bombdude — I just sprayed all of RTP with Lysol. Hopefully it will help you also.
Many thanks…
:sneezes:
:,i>sniff-sniff:
Mmmm … Antisepticy.
SJ — it was lemon scented …. didn’t it make it over to you?
Did you guys forget your snark flu shot again?
I got the H1N1 vaccination so I’m immune to you, Hammy, but I don’t think they added the H5N1 this time so I’ll need to steer clear of Windrose.
I mutated this year, I now H2D2.
I suggest we all wear surgical masks in the Snark Lounge, wear laytex gloves while on the computers, and dose our favorite beverages liberally with honey.
Hey Meredith, my doc diagnosed sinusitis too! What a world, what a world!
To answer your quotation question from the perspective of the grammatically challenged:
Put the punctuation where ever it looks least ridiculous. Of course, I don’t follow this “,rule:”? “!myself'”.
I think he wanted to be sure his commas looked all Oxford-y.
Would that not require some sort of caped robe (and hoods for the PhD)?
Hammy – there is a rumor going around that you were in my room yesterday …..
Kelli sent me there, can you let me out I haz to pee…
You can go out back with the rest of them.
[ot]
I created a forum thread for the sharing of NanoWrimo user names in case any are interested in the buddy system. I now return you to your regularly scheduled snark
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Is it too late to start? My excuse is that I was sick last week, and my pen dried up, and the sun was in my eyes when I was laying on the couch, plus it’s the first of the month so work is a heck hole.
According to the website you can register any time before midnight on November 30th.
Thanks, sarajean. I’ll do that as soon as I get home, vote, have dinner, do a nest check on the baby birds, and play hours and hours of games on Facebook. Hmm, I may have to give up that dinner thing.
Not at all, Windy. Just eat at the computer, like I do.
So what part of the computer tastes the best?
Probably not the SCSI part…
I washed my SCSI parts, so now they’re minty…
He wrote “SEVER CINDS OF TOOLS”. It should be “SEVER CIND,S OF TOOL,S”. Can’t even follow his own mutilated punctuation rules.
My favorite part was when he found saw zaw,s petals in his pocket.
And an angel got their wings!
It scares me that Sparky is selling his severing tools right after Halloween.
…or is he? He never actually says they’re for sale, just invites you to call and talk about them. And then thanks Phillip for looking. (maybe Phil was at the next urinal at the Center yesterday?). Maybe Sparky wants to lure us into entertaining tool talk, then make the natural segue into inviting us to come over and see the tools, and then dahmer us! Aaaaahh! (2 points for m
e for learning to use Dahmer as a verb here.)
Tank-girl in the box! Hooray! I just love punching that armored vehicle. 8)
I watched the movie “Tank Girl” for the first time last night. I think IceT played a mutant kangaroo. Wow, just wow.
I love that movie! One of my favorite quotes: You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You gotta go: “Daddy, are you sure this is right?”
There is so much not to like about that movie (especially if your familiar with the comic), but I love it. I was tank girl for Halloween the year it came out. I already had a blonde mohawk and cheap floozy clothes so it wasn’t too much of a stretch. (Ah, Nat Sherman Prisms, cancer in pretty, rainbow colored papers)
I was partial to “It’s been swell, but the swelling’s gone down”
I’m partial to “rainbow twinkie fluid” from the really bad poem the one Ripper recites.
*cough*Christina, they’re called Fantasias now and marketed as a cocktail cigarette*coughcoughcough* (I have a friend who is fond of them.)
Ah, you are correct, I think Prisms was a different brand.
If that cough is any indication, they must be making them stringer. 😉
I would think he would Jack us.
That sounded so much better in my head.
I had a sever cind once. The Doc told me to take two trumpets and call him in the morning.
*bonus points to the first person what gets this obscure obscurity*
All I have are biblical references for moses’ communication system.
Sigh…Bombdude…I feel old…
And as a side note, I find your avvie particularly distressing given your handle…
but, but, I am old, but just not knowledgeable of your reference.
Doc Severin, the Tonight Show….sigh…see? I’m old….
Well, I’ve enough trouble looking like me as is, so I’m not going to take up looking Phillip just to make Sparky happy.
Just which Phillip, anyway?
Animated, with a canadian named Terrance (and and a flatus excess)?
Phil of Macedon? Dead and part-Greek?
Phil the Navigator? Well, I am versed in celestial navigation at sea–but a long-dead member of the Portugese nobility sounds a stretch.
Not Catalan or Castillian, so the lets out being dead iberian nobility…Hey! Does Sparky want me dead? he’s hinted at severing Cindy already . . .
Unless he wants me to be Phil Collins?
I would not the rich part, even the living abroad to not pay Inlanr Revenue–but the not-being-british, having hair, not-nearly-good- enough-on-drums, bits might get complicated . . .
Think I’ll go vote, instead.
Perfect! With that kind of logical thinking, there should be nothing to fear with a voting booth and a ballot within your reach.
Phil of Macedonia, indeed.
Well, after the convolutions of election language, “air paint gun” resonated.
Well, all “paint pellet” guns use compressed air. If they used pulsed lasers or electromagnetic drives, it would make the game-playing a lot more exciting, if excedingly dangerous to players and course alike.
Now, [paint applicator corey] there are a number of “guns” which deliver paint in some sort of controlled fashion (as opposed to just flinging open buckets or using an M-80 or sixteen in the can).
Some of these are “airless” meaning the paint is driven by either a spinning disk or a reciprocating piston, no “air” is mxed with the paint (air can be used to drive the motor, though).
The remaining sprayers use “air” in some fashion to pressurize, then atomize the paint, imparting the mist of pigment velocity to carry it to the intended surface.
Now, those sprayers can run from tiny airbrushes right up to some honking-big HPLV spray rigs. And you have to know the difference, lest you wind up looking Phillip Glass at a monster truck rally.
[/corey]
Phillip Glass, of course!
Two times that Sparky likes to have a smoke…
Or a little drinky-poo.
I’m not sharing my flask with Sparky.
“THANKS FOR LOOKING PHILLIP”
Thank you so much for noticing. I try my best to look Phillip every day
[MST3K “Horror at Party Beach” quote]
Quick, Look Polish!
[/MST3K]
I’ve been trying to look more Margaret lately, but I think it’s coming off as more of a Beth with tones of Janet.
Random thought:
VOTE and VETO contain the same letters. Discuss.
GOD and DOG have the same letters too. I think that discussion would be more interesting.
A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
But that’s less relevant to today being election day!
Reminds me of my old Baptist Pastor telling all of us kids in church that Santa is evil…because if you rearrange Satan you get Santa!
The last person who tried to rearrange Satan got a shiny gold fiddle, I think.
I still say the devil won.
What would he do with EVIL, LIVE, and VILE having the same letters?
As Hammy pointed out, christina and rich saint have the same letters too. I don’t feel much like either, most days.
I’m snarkless today, because I’m saving it up for tomorrow.
No, I’m not crazy, I just thought it sounded funny. Also, I haven’t been on here much today…goodnight!
I just know I’m going to be thinking about S- saw zaws-S tomorrow.
*sigh* [OT/] It’s been a very long, very strange day for several reasons, not the least of which was waking up to see an old school mate’s picture all over the news as missing/abducted. She was eventually found, thankfully, but I spent a good part of the day reading through the abomination that is the newspaper website comment board looking for updates (they make the Sparkies on CL look eloquent and reasonable) and feeling an odd mix of emotions for a person I haven’t even spoken to in ten years. Couple that with various other life things and I just wasn’t ready to turn in for the night so I turned on the computer. The Miller Lite exchange between Hammy and Bridgete managed to single-handedly lift me out of my funk. Thank dog for YSAC, and a round of doors for everyone. [/OT]
Aww, I’m glad I could help. And I’m glad the girl was eventually found.
Yeah, I can be in the worst of moods, but visiting YSAC helps make the day better
I won’t drag everyone down with the punch to my heart I had this evening, but it is good to know that if I needed to talk it out, you would be here and understand, and make me smile. So LaKitta, glad you feel welcome and glad things turned out well. 8)
Many hugs for both LaKitta and Windrose. I hope tomorrow is a better day for everyone.
Seconded.
Thirded.
Tankergirl! Where are you? Here’s your not so up-side-down Punchity Punch Punch!
G’Night, Phillipdelphia! Gonna go sawzaw some zees. . .