YSaC, Vol. CIV

2008 November 1

Friends From the Pharmecy – $5


I’m completely ritalin, wait, no, I mean riddlin. Riddlin as to how I’m going to get tickets for tonights’ SPEED-metal “concerta”, oh, excuse me, I meant concert, yeah, that was my bad.

E-mail me, its faster(!) get it?!? “FASTER”! wow I’m awesome!!!!

Subtle. Very subtle. Wait, no, I mean stupid.

I should start a “Humanity is doomed” tag.

22 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 September 10

    Beyond doomed.

    Adores: 1
  2. 2011 November 26
    CoffDrop permalink

    Then riddle me this, Sparky – how cans i……..hey! Whp changed my curser frm an arow to the hanmd? asshats hit my confgration ever time I log in chit sticks

    :: Mom! Coffy’s spitting on the keyboard again ::

    Adores: 3
  3. 2011 November 26

    Stop high-fiving yourself sparky, no cop would be fooled by this
    high(!) get it?!? “HIGH”! wow I’m awesome!!!! *eyeroll*

    Adores: 5
  4. 2011 November 26
    kelli permalink

    I am sorry but your coded message is a bit too vague. I think you want a collection of Barbie dolls or a truck full of bees, but I am not sure which.

    Adores: 7
  5. 2011 November 26
    Windrose permalink

    “I should start a “Humanity is doomed” tag.”

    Und I did!

    Chorus sings: Spar–key!

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 November 26
      Dan permalink

      What’s an und? (Do not, under any circumstances, answer that question.)

      Adores: 1
      • 2011 November 26
        Windrose permalink

        (I never follow instructions)

        Dr. Scott!

        Adores: 0
  6. 2011 November 26

    Dude, I wanna buy drugs from you if you know what I mean.

    *Wink*

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 November 26
      LimeLolly permalink

      “I feel the need… the need…for speed.” ~ Maverick/Goose.

      Adores: 1
  7. 2011 November 26
    LimeLolly permalink

    I’m still not sure I know what he wants. Did he need a ride to the pharmacy or a concert? I’m terrible at riddles.

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 November 26

      he’s selling his friends for $5

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 November 26

        Sparky should just stick his spare friends in the frizzer for later.

        Adores: 1
        • 2011 November 26

          I get it! If the pharmacy drops below 50 miles per hour everyone on board will be forced to go to a metal concert!

          Adores: 2
  8. 2011 November 26
    tigprincess permalink

    I wonder what his chat-up line to women is? I bet its really subtle .. by which I mean gross.

    * is it to women or for women or at women? Grammar help needed *

    Adores: 1
  9. 2011 November 27
    Windrose permalink

    ghostcat, Saturday, in the box, I think it was the end of November. . . No? Okay, so here’s your Punchity Punch Punch and a special Hi-Oh Silver too.

    Good Morning, Little Pharma!

    Adores: 0

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