YSaC, Vol. CI
King size brown leather recliner – $650
King size brown leather recliner, awsome condition. Some minor defects, handel to recline is a lil chewed up. No tears or holes. Will saddel wax it befor it goes to give it an extra shine.
$650 or Best offer
Nothing wrong with that, right? I mean, yeah, there’s some spelling issues, but nothing too terrible. Not really worth snarking about. But then you see the pictures:
Her: “Honey, can you get off the chair for a second? I want to take a picture of it to put on Craigslist.”
Him: “Wait ’til I finish my smoke.”
Her: “But America’s Next Top Nanny is on in five minutes, and I want to do this now.”
Him: “Too bad. I’m comfortable.”
Her: “Actually, wait, that’s it! I can take a picture of you lounging in the chair to show just how comfortable it is! Pose for me, honey. Look comfortable.”
Him: *grunts and throws his leg on the arm of the chair*
Her: “Perfect! That says that you’re so comfortable you’ve even forgotten that you still have your shoes on. I like it.”
Him: *takes a drag from his cigarette*
Her: *click* *click* “Great. That way I don’t need to say in the description that it reeks of smoke; they’ll know.”
LOL
gross. and i mean that in all possible ways lol.
Oh my. Awesome condition indeed!
The ad doesn’t mention whether the hairy troll is included with the couch.
I’m sure it’s a matter of perspective, but I wouldn’t call that a “minor defect.”
Why is it I get the distinct impression that the man who won’t drag himself off the chair before taking a picture of it is not, in fact, going to “saddel wax” it before it is sold?
He is the King, after all. It says it right there in the title.
$650, *snort* You probaly couldn’t even buy it NEW for that much.
Feel bad for Kate, she’s obviously not shopped for leather recliners.
La-Z-Boy asks $1200-1500 for their entry level recliners.
And, if you shop the “Liquidation shows” and pay less, they often come with a sweaty, tattooed defect, too . . .
The undoubtedly sweaty behemoth looks disturbingly similar to a guy I worked with on Okinawa back in ’92. If this ad is from the Pacific Northwest, you really don’t want this chair at any price. Because Eww.
Why can’t I correct my indentions?
Don’t know, but I can. 8)
The road to hell is paved with bad indentions!
This brings back memories that I don’t want to discuss. Except for the smoking. The person this reminds me of did not smoke. Sometimes getting older is a good thing.
Does the otterman …..er…… auto man ……er…… foot stool come with it?
Yes, with the permanent smell of sweaty sox!