YSaC, Vol. 780: In bad cushion.
2010 September 5
stuff to sale
pod pro rack mount rhino bad boy all tube head fender roc pro full stack bc rich warlock nj not us us peavey patriot guitar made in usa
You know, I know what all those words mean individually … and some of them even sort of vaguely make sense in combination with one or two other words surrounding them. But overall, this just feels like word salad to me.
So what can we do with word salad? Why, we can anagram it, of course!
Drunkard of trollopy boob champion. Befuddle a corpulent ransacker. Shack up with clever obscurant. Joy! I am a guardian prostitute.
Much better.
Thanks, bianchisound!
Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
Reminds me a bit of this:
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your inner space boy
He had hand girls boy
And steel boy
He had chemicals boy
I’ve grown so close to you boy
And you just groan boy
She said come over come over
She smiled at you boy
Love that song! Now it will be in my head all day… and I am good with that.
I also like that song. Plus 1 for you!
pod pro rack mount = Guitar Multi-Effects Processor
rhino bad boy all tube head = Rhino Guitar Amplifier
fender roc pro full stack = Fender Hybrid Guitar Amplifier
bc rich warlock nj = B.C. Rich Delux Electric Bass Guitar
not us us = elifino
peavey patriot guitar made in usa = Peavey Patriot guitar made in USA
Like I said .. some of them even make some sense in context with other words around them. It was obvious it was music gear, but not everyone speaks fluent music geek.
Stewardess, I speak music geek, and this still makes no sense. I have a suspicion this may have been a random string of guitar-related words thrown together by either a spambot or someone in China.
And of course, we can’t forget the title: Stuff to Sale. I mean, talk about impeccable grammar, right?
*love* Airplane reference
It makes more sense translated to pig Latin…
odpay opray ackray ountmay inorhay adbay oybay allyay ubetay eadhay enderfay ocray opray ullfay ackstay bcay ichray arlockway njay otnay usyay usyay eaveypay atriotpay uitargay ademay inyay usayay
I must admit llamanun, your anagram makes more sense than the CL post.
And now that we know what it’s supposed to say, we can laugh at them even more, right guys?
And, question: Does commenting as corey give you the ability to corey without corey tags? What if corey coried with corey tags? Would the universe, like, implode or something?
I think my mind was just blown with the corey question. All boundaries of reality are gone. I am going to find a fuzzy wall or a rug to stroke for awhile.
I don’t need no stink’n corey tags –
I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think…..
(perhaps a Moody Blues tag would have been appropriate?)
Corey doesn’t need corey tags because s/he used the lowercase c. The universe is safe, momentarily.
psst… “corey”. You forgot to throw some bees her way.
Oops! My bad! Bless llamanun – bees be upon her….
It still doesn’t excuse the total lack of capitalization or punctuation in the original post.
No, bc rich warlock = Burning Crusade rich Warlock = wealthy WoW character for sale.
Is this a joke? I could see it being real.
What is real?
As real as digital data can ever be said to be real…
I think, in the sense of purely speculating having been involved in the trade/swap/ebay world a while, that “nj not us us” ought be read
That the BC Rich guitar, while labeled NJ, was not made in the US
And, that The Peavey is the “US Patriot” model, which is USA made.
But, that’s a guess, made without the assistance of Anne Elk, brackets “miss” brackets.
As soon as I read this, I knew it was begging to be coreyfied.
So do you have to have a full stack to be a rich warlock?
The ad says “full stack bc rich warlock,” so I think the full stack is BECAUSE of the rich warlock. Heck of a spell, if you ask me–no wonder he’s rich.
I was also pondering the rich warlock. Is the Warlock in New Jersey perchance? If so, is he responsible for Snookey’s unnatural hue? Now that would be a Warlock.
*Waves to Lara* Hi, Lara – good to see you again. It seems like it has been a very long time since you were here.
I dunno, it’s got a good beat and you can dance to it…..I give it 6 firm OBOs.
Plus, it makes about as much sense as most rap songs I’ve heard on the radio.
Boo Yah!
yee-aah Boy!
I find the idea of a guardian prostitute intriguing. Is it like being a chaperon that takes a bribe to look the other way while the kids smoke pot and make out?
Or a little bewinged street walker that sits on the shoulder of prostitutes and whispers advice in her ear.
“Nuh-uh, that one’s undercover vice squad.”
“Nope, he’s got rope and a shovel in his trunk.”
“Oo! Pick him! He’s loaded and he’ll train you to be a lady of society and fall in love with you!”
My doors aren’t working at the moment. Christina, take another door.
Thanks, I could really use them right now. We had to special order three doors because of this wonky house and two came in the wrong size.
Doors and Replies have been taking the long weekend off all day for me. At least on the desktop. This tablet (knock wood [does so]) seems resistant so far.
Ah, “custom doors”–why no one bothers to mention “May require additional fitting” is beyond me. Which would often confuse potential customers, as I’d bring almost every thing to build a door from scratch, which would be reflected in the price. If they then asked Handi-Sparqi, that worthy would quote some simple rpice like $30-50, but then need 2 days to bring every thing to finish the job.
Experience ought to be budgeted for–but, it’s not, sad to say.
One of the anagram servers gave me this
Canticle-of-canticles electrocardiograph anthropomorphism aurora-australis newfoundland objet-d’art voyeur bud kkk pub by up
I think this is way too smart for this guy. Maybe he’s a spy. A spy on electrocardiographs.
I tried that anagram generator, and got that same result. No matter how many times I clicked the “Next 100 anagrams” nothing up to “newfoundland” changed, and it always had “kkk” in the anagram.
There’s a limited number of online anagram generators that can handle long text.
Oh, if you used one in the end, could you point me to it? I must have found the same one as Lara, because that’s all I’m really getting.
Maybe if you did it in chunks?
That is a tremendous amount of large words. Definitely giving Sparky too much credit.
I’d like one bad boy, one full stack, and a pro rack mount, please. To go.
DC – you appear to already have the pro rack mount – whatever would you do with two more? (Perhaps we should ask Mr. DC what he would do with them.)
What?
I think she also has a full stack, too.
Maybe she’s trying to create a particularly scarring Halloween costume for Chthulhu?
No you guys have it all wrong, she has the full stack,but it’s really hard to find a comfortable pro rack mount that is both functional and fashionable. Most have uncomfortable wires and too much padding.
I plead gender ignorance.
(Yeah Christina, I know, that was a ‘given’, wasn’t it….)
So I guess I’ll just let this go and not explain what I thought a pro rack mount would be. Ahem. Halloween costume, that’s right!
So I guess I’ll just let this go and not explain what I thought a pro rack mount would be.
DC – PLEASE tell us what you thought a “pro rack mount” would be. I am sure that Astro, Hammy, and I would all benefit from your erudite comments.
Please?
You probably don’t want to know where my mind went with the “pro rack mount.”*
*hint: it rhymes with kitty truck.
christina, got it in one! 8) I mean, uh, no idea what you are talking about. *innocent look*
Seeing as how you are both women of character and dignity, a dolly for feline crates?
So that would be different than a hand dolly?
***Bad Groucho Marx***
I think she is about as stacked as she can get.
***Waggles eyebrows***
Edit: Darn it, Astro!
Cool, my ad made it today. And after I missed all day yesterday. Oh, well. Yesterday’s post looked like a hard on anyway…
If you meant to say “a hard one” then this is the best typo ever.
Either way works just fine… 🙂
If I meant to say hard one, I don’t belong here.
You hit it out of the ball park with that one, Bianchi.
*snicker*
He sure got wood on that ball, that time.
What?
Penis.
Margarine
Duct tape
Leather and Mayonnaise.
Parkay
Giant Inflatable Banana
WD-40
Kaaaaaaaahhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!
“Adriannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!”
Cool Whip
Chocolate sauce optional
Jello Mold
Chocolate-Covered Banana
Custard
Mustard
Cockroach Cluster
Cheetos
Crunchy Frog
Astro – Leather and Mayonnaise???
*I think I’ll just sit over here in the corner – very quietly over here in the corner. Squicking…..
He’s young Grampdaddy, everyone over 18 knows leather goes better with Miracle Whip.
And wasabi miracle whip makes dandy baja tacos,
I’ve always wanted a rhino guardian for my prostitute, only thing that keeps those pesky bad peavey warlocks away.
I think we should all have rhino guardians. I would feel far safer with a rhino by my side. Though it might make my morning commute on the subway a tad more difficult.
But at least no one on the subway would give it a second glance.
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, only a hippopotamus will do!
Why would you ride the subway if you had a rhino? Saddle him up and charge through traffic! Yee-hah!
Well, now that you mention it, it does say “mount rhino bad boy.”
I think Eugène Ionesco wrote a play about this…
Confession time:
When I was 13 I coveted the BC Rich Warlock. Of course, at that time I was rocking a Lita Ford hairstyle and all of my jeans were shredded to the point that I had to wear day-glo spandex under them
80’s Fashion: The big, hairy, frizzy mole on the face of the 20th Century
Hey, your generation is bringing back skinny jeans, mullets and rubber band bracelets. Next stop on the Retro-train-wreck is hair metal fashion, you have been warned. :p
Says who we’re bringing back mullets?
Says me since my last trip to the mall. Oddly it’s mostly the girls. The boys are still rocking the brushed-over-one-eye-and-lacquered-to-a-hard-finish look, which, really, is just as bad.
Well, I haven’t really seen either. Ever.
Ever notice every so often neon comes back? It goes out of fashion, wait about 5 or so years, then it’s back in again.
Animal prints are the same way, but unfortunately they seem to be on overlapping cycles where we get neon leopard prints and snake skins.
Lets’s see, we had that trend in ’87, ’99…aw crap, we’re about due for another one. Sigh, might as well go stock up on pink and black lion stripes.
It’s true – I saw a guy yesterday in an eye-wateringly bright dayglo pink t-shirt. Horrible.
Yeah, sorry, the skinny jeans totally make up for any damage done by my classmates wearing yellow mascara. (I, of course, had the good sense (and the tiny allowance) to do No Such Thing.) Especially the ones on guys. I picture an entire generation of sterile males when I see those.
Observed yesterday before the football game: Young female in white t-shirt “dress” while wearing day-glo drawers (matching shoes and nails, though). But, only that one example.
Majority college-age female fashio appeared to be sweatshirt cotton dresses with roper cowboy boots.
Kae, that’s making a comeback as well due to the popularity of high-pigment shadows and lipsticks.
Looking back, it’s kind of funny that the name of the brand selling the most of the crazy colored makeup was Natural Wonder.. Yep, I wore it too, but not yellow, usually green, but I did also have purple and red.
Hey, what are doing going at my High School, christina?
Laurel, your grammar’s purtier than Cap’n’s!
Oh, dear, you must have found out the fact that I’m spying on the Grammar Police. I’m not really one of them, but sssssssssssssh. Don’t tell anyone.
And I blame the keyboard *shifty eyes* Or my Spontaneous Pronoun Exclusion Syndrome. Don’t judge me.
I have no idea what doing is going, it’s not my turn to keep an eye on him.
Make that my inability to form cohesive phrases. I was up late last night, trolling Omegle with my punctuation Dalek. Today, I’ve got a quadratic equation that I’m making people solve. It’s great fun.
**flashback to memories of singing the Quadratic Formula Song to the tune of Frere Jacques in Algebra I.**
Negative B, Negative B; Plus or Minus Square Root, Plus or Minus Square Root; B squared minus 4AC, B squared minus 4AC; all over 2A, all over 2A.
I can see how that fits, though I learned the formula using Pop Goes the Weasel.
Just need to make a brief return to yesterday’s topic. Mrs. Grampdaddy was reading the ‘Round-up’ and commented that she had an idea for a best seller in Milwaukee (pay attention Taco). For those unfamiliar with Brewers baseball, they have a sausage race between innings during the game. Mrs. G. suggested that Sparky make ‘Penis Italian Sausage’, ‘Penis Kielbasa’, ‘Penis Bratwurst’, and ‘Penis Hotdog’ costumes.
Think of the fun! Collect the entire set! Have friends over and have a race to see who – umm – finishes first!
Hammy, have you considered mustard instead of margarine?
Excuse me while I go figuratively throw up for dramatic effect. We had hot dogs last night.
Is that a “Hoto-phobic” reaction?
No, it’s a reaction to being squicked out. Consider it a feature, like the complimentary hives I will gain if you feed me shellfish.
And I’m a proponent of using hotophones to spice up sentence variety, anyway!
complimentary hives
Bees be upon you (along with the Llama-Nun).
Gramps, that particular topic did NOT need returning to. I’ll go join Astro.
Not without a chaperone, you won’t! Under aged snarkers are not to wander off together. Don’t think we have forgot about the “Marching Band Rulz!” grafitti and the cigarette butts we found on the red table!
*sigh of relief*
At least you didn’t find those pictures of Astro’s baritone and my clarinet–you would’ve freake…oh crap.
Okay, I’ll go get the Guardian Prostitute.
Oh I found those, I did. The two of you will be doing pennance with Sr. Margaret Michael every day next week.
But I have Band Practice! We’re putting down drill for The Death Hunt!
Fifty points from Cary High for your back talk Mr. Gnash. Keep it up and I’ll arrange for you and Ms. Hach to squeeze Bubotuber roots every night until marching band is over.
Not the bubotubers! They give me itchy purple spots. Fine, I’ll comply. I really don’t want to lose my spot on the field.
Miss Christina:
Were these two children involved in the debacle yesterday? If so, it may be necessary to discuss their involvement with each other, the intensity of their attachment to their instruments, and the costumes they wish to model. I must say I was greatly disturbed by the images of the clarinet performing that activity on the baritone. Those images kept me up all night fondling my beads.
My initial thought is to assign them 10 Holy Mackerels, a decade as a Rotarian, and two FTW’s. Your thoughts about the aptness of this discipline would be greatly appreciated. I may try to do some in-depth consultation with the Drum Captain concerning their behavior.
Yours in Jeebus Spice,
Sr. MM
I have a suspicion that you’re not a real sister of the Eggs Benedictine Order of the Daughters of the Spice Christ, and that under that wimple, you’re just YSaC’s resident crotchety old man.
As a matter of fact, Sister, Laurelhach was wearing a ballerina penis costume and Astro was caught wearing a yarmulke on his…Mr. Winkey. I do hope our dear Drum Captain can be a positive influence on these young heathens.
I aver, assert, and hereby avow I am not now, nor have been, nor intend to emulate, represent, or otherwise act in the agency known as Sister Maggie Mike.
Oh… maybe I was too vague. I meant Grampdaddy.
If I refer to you vaguely, it will be as YSaC’s resident incoherent Jack-of-all-trades seafarer.
Brings a whole new meaning to, “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon.”
As Bill the Cat would say: Gaaaaaakkkkkk!
Poupon? Only if you’re trying the Greek Ham.
Manda, sometimes you surprise me. And that’s a mark against me, not you. 8)
Good think I don’t have a little Greek in me…
What?
There should be no surprises! We all know who my father is. Where do you think I get it from?*
*he will undoubtedly blame Grampmommy.
That’s my girl!!
Notice Hammy avoiding the use of the word, thing? Hardly noticable. Where did I put Isaac’s blog address?
It’s the French spelling*
*I knew this would come in handy, Thanks Bridgit.
I made my Mom shoot hash browns out of her nose with yesterday’s post. We were having breakfast this morning and the following conversation took place;
Me – “You know that website I keep telling you about? The one with the CraigsList ads? Yesterday’s post was absolutely hilarious.”
Mom(not really paying attention to me) – “Oh, really? What was it about?”
Me – “Penis models wanted for new costume line.” (I duck out of the way as a fountain of coffee and hash browns heads in my direction.)
cheeseheads preferred. what?
Edit: this belongs under Grampdaddy’s Milwaukee comment.
This made me giggle, and is full of win 🙂
EB – makes me giggle, too. I picture someone in really skanky hot pants, fishnets, and a crop-top with a large bladed weapon – Lindsey Lohan with a flaming sword….
Hmm, I picture a stripper in a cop outfit handing out dental dams and condoms…
Gramps, that reminds me of the description of Santa Claus in a skit I collaborated with some friends on in Creative Writing last year.
Nice! Love the script.
“Who you messin’ wit, fool – I knowed it was the dragon!”
Can I add guardian prostitute onto my resume? Would it impress the right people to give me a high-paying job?
@Christina – hands off the pink striped not.a.lion outfit – that’s mine (but I stripe pink with neon green)
I’m intrigued by the rack mount rhino. Is this something that guards your server room from the corpulent ransacker?
(It’s a shoe in to win at this years CMA’s)
She left me and I lost my
pod pro rack
rhino mount
Because
I was a bad boy
all tube head
I lost my
fender roc pro
patriot guitar made in usa
Boy she had a
full stack
I lost her to a
bc rich warlock nj
But we didn’t get along
not us, us peavey
So I went fishin’
A roc and a warlock? Discount on mythical creatures? Is the rhino for feeding the roc? I thought they preferred elephants.
For the David Tennant fans in our audience:
http://roflrazzi.com/2010/09/03/celebrity-pictures-david-tennant-matt-smith/
Off Topic: The Round-up thread in the forum is now up to date. Enjoy!
I really need to get to the forum more often.
Oh, I’m working on a YSaCtionary wiki. I found a couple wiki hosting sites, and I’m testing them out to see which one works the best. 😉
Ooh! Yay!
Maybe, instead of a YSACtionary Wiki, it could be a YSAClopaedia? That way, we can have more than word definitions.
We could do that. We could have a page for the YSaCtionary, and then other pages for other things. 🙂
Yes. Memes could have their own pages with in-depth explanations, as could Sock Puppets!
I really need to get to the forum more often
I use a strategy.
I go to yesterday’s topic, then serach it for today’s date, which gets me updated on snark since I was last there.
Then, I use CTRL+Home to go to the top of the page, and click on Forums {grr}
I check those for new by date posted.
Then, I hit up the present day’s topic.
Unless I am cast out by a 400 Bad request error.
rich warlock nj = member of Pagan-motorcycle-gang rival the Warlocks, made wealthy by organized crime exploits, living in New Jersey.
This whole thing is an encoded communque from La Famiglia to the Warlocks. To say nothing of the Hell’s Angles. Here is a massive link for more information: http://citypaper.net/articles/2006-03-23/cb2.shtml
I encountered these stats on a Google Odyssey to see if “Al Sharpton” would eventually lead to YSaC.
From Whoismark.com
Top Keywords:
1- you suck at craigslist 2- you suck 3- craigslist.com
4- craigslist 5- craigslist fail 6- craigs list.com
7- guatsusnake 8- you suck at craiglist 9- yousuckatcraigslist.com
10- papa sun chair 11- you suck at 12- craigs list
13- craig list 14- glow in the dark 15- team coco
16- suck 17- craigslist’ 18- what has been seen
19- craigslist com 20- sun chair 21- can’t sleep
22- garden 23- “philip glass” 24- tattoo
25- cragslist 26- you suck at craig list 27- wedding invitations
28- combine harvester 29- ponce de leon 30- coin operated laundry foreign currency
31- where my money 32- work pants 33- craigslist posting
Daily Visitors: 1,310 Unique visitors per day
Monthly Ads Revenue: $236
Net worth: $11,793
Wow. Not even close on the ad revenue. Let’s see … *checks Adsense* … for the month of August we made $43.86. The month before that we made less than $27. (Thanks for clicking on the ads, guys!)
Also really quite wrong on the daily unique visitors.
And no, as far as I can tell there’s not a string of people searching for “Al Sharpton” and ending up here.
So we should be clicking the ads?
YES! Meredith was keeping up with that for us, but she has been busy lately,I guess. SO click click click and make the Llama-nun proud of us!
Gold window control?
Mmmm…somebody skipped their clozapine.
Okay, I need some opinions.
I’m wanting to rent some good comedies off of Netflix, so I’d like to ask your opinions on good ones to rent, because y’all know funny.
Before you suggest them, I’ve already picked out Airplane! and Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
I personally like “The Blues Brothers” a lot, but it’s a musical comedy in a way. Much different pacing than the two movies you selected. Also “Raising Arizona”.
Rat Race. Very silly. Uh, you didn’t hear this from me, but Zach and Miri Make a Porno is funny in a very childish way. I bet they don’t have The Fall. Great movie, funny and tense by turns. Love that movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460791/
The Brothers Bloom…. in an odd funny way.
Galaxy Quest, but you’ve probably already seen it
Shaun of the Dead…. again, oddly funny…. and it has zomb
Zom-rom-com ftw!
And if you like mildly twisted comedy-horror, I cannot recommend my homeboy Peter Jackson’s early movies highly enough, though they can be hard to find. “Braindead”, especially, is super awesome.
@ Astro – If you’ve picked out Men in Tights, I’m guessing you’ll have seen “Young Frankenstein”, but it’s my favourite Mel Brooks film.
Ooh, yes, and Hot Fuzz! Simon Pegg and Nick Frost together again, very funny. I especially love the scenes with the . . . oh, I won’t tell you unless you say you’ve seen it. 8)
From my Watch Instantly queue:
Wedding Daze – on the adult side, but funny. You’ve probably seen worse here, but that’s not much of an endorsement.
Wallace & Gromit – I’m just a fan 🙂
The 50 Worse Movies Ever Made – Snippets of and snark about some of the worse movies ever.
How To Be A Serial Killer -funny and dark.
Terry Jones’ Medieval Lives – funny and educational
Blow Dry – Funny, but it’s about English hairdressers so you might not enjoy it.
From my Mail Queue;
I Sell The Dead – Really good but dark.
Death at a Funeral – the original 2007 version is the best
The Invention of Lying – good, very funny.
Zombieland – actually pretty funny for a zombie movie.
I’m surprised no one has mentioned MST3K yet. No idea if Netflix has it, but if they do that’s several hundred hours of fun. Mel Brooks has several good ones out there.
Husband-monkey recommends Evil Dead II; Spinal Tap, Best In Show, and most of Christopher Guest’s other films; Napolean Dynomite and anything by Wes Anderson.
Army of Darkness is a must see.
The Gods Must Be Crazy – silly, sweet slapstick
The Russians are Coming, the Russians are Coming – a little slower-paced than today’s movies but with a brilliant young Alan Arkin and a star-studded cast
Blow Dry – definitely!
Noises Off – I do love my slapstick. Another brilliant cast including Carol Burnett, Michael Caine, Christopher Reeves, Marilu Henner, Julie Haggerty, John Ritter and it was Denholm Eliott’s last film.
Seconding Best In Show and Mighty Wind, as well.
Since we rather have a meme of no meme at all today, I will also maunder a bit.
At the football game last night, the SFA marching band show seemed an excellent representation of Brownian motion. People i nthe flag corps would randomly not have flags, others would go and stand by the sidelines. Still others would carry a single flag or baton around the formation and hand this off to another member, who would go the rest of the way, to then drop the itme on the other sideline.
Then, various portions of the band would go and stand out of the formation, then rejoin it. With the dozen or so twirlers, batons sparkling above the formation, the image was rather complete. Musical choice was “Best of Earth, Wind, & Fire”; which I only know because it was announced.
Was unique.
Mind you, our crowd is very much used to our Band, 100% military, 6-to-5 marching, plays marching music for brass bands sort of half-time performances, and we were not disapointed.
I pulled an EB today! Pics will be on FB eventually when I’ve gotten more reactions from people seeing it IRL. : )
I’m assuming this refers to a change in hairstyle, rather than procreation? Either way, congrats! 🙂
I thought she meant that she took pictures of her desk, but a haircut makes more sense and I’m slightly drunk.
Yup, short hair! It looked great fresh from the salon, I’ll have to see how it does today after being slept on.
Okay, you people won’t STOP but I am calling it quits. Here’s the round-up, it’ll be in the forums tomorrow. I am worn out! 8)
Sunday Round-up, 09/05/10
YSaC, Vol. 780: In bad cushion.
The YSaC cafeteria served up some word salad, and out of nowhere, Bickerdyke quoted Underworld songs. ToBScholarly and Silva Noir approved and adored. A different corey explained exactly what the ad was all about, without tags. Our Llama-nun, may bees be ever upon her, pointed out the linguistic issues. Astrognash quoted the Beaver’s mom, when she was high, Laurelhach posed as a grammarian, and Lara loved her some Airplane. HamCan translated the ad into Ig-pay Atin-Lay. That helped a lot. Corey came back to compliment the Llama-nun’s anagrams, Laurel wanted to know how many tags it would take for corey to implode the universe. Lara had to go stoke a rug. Corey reiterated that he is tagless. Christina declared corey to be lower case, and the universe was safe once more. Smedley reminded corey of the proper obeesance for the Llama-nun. Silva Noir revealed she is a punctual capitalist.
NotMyName proposed that BC Rich Warlock was a character for sale on WoW. Alex and Addicted Reader argued philosophy but Moira went digital. Cap’n Mac led us back to unreality. So alex said he (he?) knew there would be corey all over today.
ToBScholarly wondered if rich warlocks are required to have full stacks, but Laurel explained the warlock was rich BECAUSE he could create full stacks. Lara expected the warlock to be from Jersey, and have cast an ugly tan spell on Snookie. Grampdaddy was glad to see Lara after so long.
CJ was in a mood to dance, Laurel compared the ad to a rap song, eliciting approving comments from Christina and Lara. Then Lara liked the idea of a guardian prostitute, but wondered what the duties would be. Christina improved on Pretty Woman and Moira threw doors at her. Christina needed the doors. Lara got some anagrams of her own, but it didn’t look pretty. The Llama-nun, eternally worthy of bees, said one had to know the right place to get anagrams. Astro and Laurel chimed in. TBS didn’t want to give Sparky that much credit.
Drum Captain placed an order, Grampdaddy didn’t see the sense, and wanted to ask her husband about it. Astro suggested a costume for Chthulhu. Christina went for comfort, Grampdaddy had gender ignorance, and DC went with costume, right. Grampdaddy wanted more input. Christina figured it out, and Windrose tried to play innocent. Smedley waggled his eyebrows, ala Groucho.
Bianchi Sound, who submitted the day’s post, came in to say sorry he missed yesterday’s over the line tournament. Christina gave him a hard time, Grampdaddy liked it both ways, and Bianchi stated he knew what he was saying. Arched Eyebrows smirked about hitting balls, and DC noticed the wood. DC mentioned the subject of yesterday’s ad, followed by condiments from Hammy, Christina, Astro, Hammy, Astro, Hammy, Bianchi, Hammy, sarajean, Grampdaddy, Astro, Laurel, Hammy, Christina, and Hammy. Grampdaddy had to stop due to squicking, Hammy went with Miracle Whip.
Hammy then brought out the rhino guardian and the peavey warlock. Camille ordered rhinos for everyone. Christina was glad her commute would be normal. DC ordered a hippo instead of a rhino. Silva Noir had a saddle for her rhino, which reminded Camille to mount the bad boy. Kae saw that play.
Christina went to confession, then made it worse by bickering with Astro over fashions and hair styles. Bicker bicker bicker. Silva brought back neon, Christina stocked up on odd colors in Not.A.Lion prints. Ratwoman reported a man wearing a bright pink t-shirt. Kae used skinny jeans as birth control, and Cap’n gave the Texas fashion report.
Laurel posted something in her own, personal, word salad style, and got a slap from Astro. Laurel tried to explain away the error, but Christina pointed out there were, in fact, two or more errors. Laurel pleaded quadratic equation, and Astro burst into song. Laurel added a chorus or two.
Grampdaddy shared his sausage with Mrs. Grampdaddy, and she had a great idea. But Hammy has to switch to mustard. Astro excused himself to go unswallow for dramatic effect. The two shared hotophones. Grampdaddy recommended bees for the hives.
Laurel regretted Grampdaddy’s return to yesterday’s subject, and used that as an excuse to join Astro. Christina quickly stepped in, and laid down the law for underage snarkers. Laurel revealed her relief, but Astro wanted a guardian prostitute. Christina sent them both to Sr. Margaret Michael, in spite of Astro’s commitment to band practice. Bubotuber roots were discussed. Sister MM showed up, and was eager to start the discipline. She thought DC should help, through in-depth consultation. Astro thinks the sister is a fraud. And a man. Nuntheless, Christina tattled on the children.
Having considered mustard, Hammy thought about Grey Poupon. Grampdaddy quoted Bill the Cat. Manda wanted a Greek, and Windrose was surprised. Hammy was still having a good think. Manda presented her family tree, and Grampdaddy claimed her as his own. Windrose pointed out Hammy’s think, but he claimed it was the French spelling that Bridgete had learned him.
Sarajean forced her mother to a shooting match with hashbrowns. I think. Eclectic Blue giggled at Joy the Guardian Prostitute. Grampdaddy wanted to dress and arm the Guardian. Hammy had a different outfit for her. Astro was reminded of Santa, and Grampdaddy liked it.
Mel needed a rack mount rhino to guard the server from the corpulent ransacker. Hammy had an entry in the CMA. Silva thought a roc and a wizard were excessive, unless the rhino was to feed the roc. DC posted a link for Tennant fans, while Windrose announced the Round-up thread in the forums was up to date. Christina topped that with a YSaC Dictionary Wiki, and Astro jumped ahead with a Encyclopedia Wiki. Christina and Astro worked out the details.
Litarider linked rich warlock nj to the Mafia. Astro tried to find Al Sharpton on Google via YSaC. The Llama-nun, more bees, rebuked the erroneous data, and Smedley figured out about clicking ads and revenue to our favorite site. Windrose helped.
Ratwoman had gold window controls. Kae suspected a lack of drugs. Astro went to the movies, with suggestions from Lurker, Windrose, otter, Jen, Windrose again, Sarajean, Christina, Hammy, and Moira. Cap’n recapped a marching band’s Brownian motions. AR pulled an EB, which Jen guessed had nothing to do with giving birth.
One more chore, and then my work here is done. 8)
Brilliant as usual, Windrose! One minor correction though, Bridgete has the wiki, not me. Cap’n made the same mistake the other night so I’m going to switch to another avatar tomorrow.
A brazillian doors for “obeesance”!
Christina, you so deserve this! Punchity Punch Punch! Your card must be almost full by now.
G’Night, Joisey!
Sweet! Do I have enough punches for a Cap’n to English secret decoder ring? The one I’m using now just keeps reminding me to drink my Ovaltine.
*Sneaks back in*
*Looks around*
penis
Since nobody noticed, I’ll point out that the title is an anagram of Bianchi Sound.
I had been wondering to what the title referred, but since I often don’t get the references here, I assumed it was just me.