YSaC, Vol. 728: These boots were made for … ew.
2010 July 15
For Sale Several Boys Used Shoes – $3
I have several boys genitally used shoes for sale, asking $2.50 pair OBO:
1. 8.5w yellowish work boots
2. 8.5 green boots
3. 8.5w brown boots
4. 8.5 black cowboy bootsContact at xxxxxxx@aol.com or call xxx-xxxx.
Denise
There were pictures, but sadly, they actually matched the description … although I didn’t see any traces of sexual abuse on them.
Is it wrong that I was really tempted to use the slimy tag here?
Thanks for the submission, Rachel!
It took me the longest time to figure out what “genitally” was supposed to be. Being a biologist, my first thought was “genetically,” but while less gross, that didn’t make any more sense.
Perhaps they were using them for gene splicing experiments. Isn’t that how you get waterproof boots, by crossing them with frogs? Or do you just get frogs that pile up in the back of your closet?
I always wondered where waterproofing came from… frog sperm..gross.
That only makes them a “tad “waterproof.
And the boots are for Tad’s pole?
only the 8.5w boots
(w stands for woody/willy)
Hi, I’m Tad. I was wondering why you were talking about my fishing pole?
We found some boots for your pole, Tad.
*I can’t believe I said that!*
Sometimes I tuck my pole in my boot…
*I can totally believe I sad that*
HamCan… I don’t believe you.
Guess I’ll have to find my hipwaders, it’s getting so deep in here.
“HamCan… I don’t believe you”
Wise in the ways of the farce are you.
Addicted … I read it twice as “genetically”. Third time, I realized what it really said. I guess I may need to take up caffeine.
The first time I read the title, I was uncaffeinated, and clearly have reached a point where I expect the jokes here to be off-color, because my brain read it as: “These boobs were made for … ew.” How it happened that my brain was briefly taken over by adolescent boys, I don’t quite know … I’m going to blame it on peripheral exposure to various types of splodiness.
It’s basically a substitute word for any word starting with G.
Repo: The Genital Opera.
Walk Genitally and carry a big stick.
When shopping we prefer to buy Genital brands.
Genital Eggs and Ham.
Watch out for Genital Ben. He’s a real crotch-ity bear.
Would it be too soon to say that BP has oiled up the Genitals of Mexico?
I thought it was KY — Kentucky.
(From Yesterday’s Comments)
LurkRealClose
So, did anyone else happen to see the line that was crossed?
It went by so fast, so early, today, that I missed it. Don’t worry; there’ll be another one to cross tomorrow.
Wow, you were right LRC – it came and went already….
That might be a poor choice of words given today’s theme…
Premature exposition….
There’s probably a pill for that now.
Don’t worry Gramps, I’m sure the boots would be willing to just cuddle.
The boots will understand – it happens to a lot of guys and it’s no big deal. Just take a nap and try again later.
Here you go Gramps. Just browse through this shoe catalogue and I’m sure you’ll be ready again in no time.
Welcome to Gutterland TV. Today your hosts will be TacoMagic, Grampdaddy and Mudslicker along with many surprise guests. Just sit back and relax while we hear from our sponsor on the benefit of self-protection.
Gutterland? But I’m not into bowling.
I blame HHNF. We were all wholesome, clean members of polite society before she showed up and corrupted us all!*
*This may not be true.
Watch out for Genital Ben. He’s a real crotch-ity bear.
Is that a Grizzly (or gristly), or are you just glad to see me?
Once you go black (bear), you never go back.
If you’re using them “genitally” why do you have them in pairs? Is there some sort of mutation going on, here? New SyFy movie of the week? Can I just buy the left ones, assuming they have not been used in this manner?
So many questions.
Maybe used in pairs by couples?
It’s the latest party game for gay male swingers. Everyone gets a boot to “wear”. Then you have to find the stranger that has the matching boot.
I’m getting a bad visual on this. Is it too early for brain bleach?
Never too early.
You know, I don’t think my massive link would fit into a size eight-and-a-half work boot.
Just sayin’.
TM – probably have to fold it over.
(At the risk of seriously regretting asking this question …) Taco, why would you want to put your massive link in a boy’s “boot”? I’m pretty sure there are laws against that.
You were right Lola – there are some things it is better NOT to know.
It was really a hypothetical situation.
Of course I would never put my massive link in a boy’s boot. I’ve already got so many thigh-high spike-heel boots for that I don’t think I’ll ever have to use anything else.
Curses on you, Taco! I now have an image of you in thigh-high stilettos and the Tacothong.
(runs away screaming for rusty spoons to gouge eyes out, and gallons of brain bleach)
You’re gonna melt LL’s equipment again.
All he needs to add to that are fishnets and we can all do the Time Warp….again!
Today’s comments keep
going lower and lowergetting better and better.pssst Astro, ASTRO, ASTRO For your own protection and self-preservation, read no further. Next time pay attention when I’m talking to you!!!!
I should have added this comment closer to the top of today’s editorials.
Astro already said he wasn’t gonna stick
yaround today.Something about watching Voldemort’s meat puppets. I don’t get it, but the kids seem to like it.
I put some filters on the equipment. Did you know they make protection for equipment now? Some of it’s shaped like a boot — odd.
Mennaj ah twah, duh!
4 pairs of little boots? I suppose Caligula doesn’t need them anymore (that explains the ‘genitally’ part). I hear he’s into flip-flops now.
p.s. I want to know which one of the $2.50 pair are really $3.
OBO strikes again!
I wouldn’t think you’d want anything with the word “flop” in the name. But, they are cooler for summer.
Oh excuse me…I meant flopw. Little chubby wide boys feet.
To
stealborrow a phrase from SJ……sweet clothespin jeebus…
That is all.
I thought this guy was collecting baby clothing and not boots. Maybe he has two collections?
They’re like Lays potato chips. You can’t have just one…
Children are like potato chips: Crunchy and high in sodium.
And you can pick them up at the grocery store.
Mudsy, the operative word is eat not have. Changes things just a bit.
Oh. Well then, even better!
*cheeky grin*
He’s getting rid of the boots to make room for more babby clothes. Those are softer on his…
Er. Eew.
“I thought this guy was collecting baby clothing and not boots. Maybe he has two collections?”
I was going to say that…only I had a poem*
*HamCan guesses he’s probably banned from posting any more poems.
POST IT! POST IT! POST IT! POST IT! POST IT! POST IT!
POST IT! POST IT! POST IT! POST IT! POST IT! POST IT!
ROOFER! ROOFER! ROOFER! ROOFER! ROOFER! ROOFER! ROOFER! ROOFER! ROOFER! ROOFER!
…Er, sorry, got carried away there.
Like this???
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3218/2378677511_7c377954dc.jpg
Quick! Somebody put some shingling under his tongue!
I can’t decide if that is awesome or an appalling waste of office products. The smiley face is trying to convince me to go with “awesome”.
HamCan:
Everyone being utterly sick of my poetry remakes never prevented me from posting them. I say annoy us all and let frog sort them out.
Oh never fear, everyone being sick of me or my sense of humor has never deterred me from continuing.
I crack myself up, that’s what matters most 😀
Somebody’s kids need antibiotics!
And possibly a visit from Child Welfare Services.
Maybe these come three shoes to a ‘pair’ – a right, left, and middle. The middle shoe has extra room in the heel for oversized -umm – ankles. ‘Cuz you know you don’t want your ankles pinched.
Silly Gramps…those are called penankles
I knew that, really I did – I abbreviated because they were boys boots, not grown-up.
“The penankles is mightier than the sword” – somebody famous said that.
Now they’re Satanist boots? Or bad anime pr0n?
I’m so confused. *cries*
I don’t think it was Penirakles while he was building the Penarthenon…
Don’t cry, LRC -it’ll be OK. Just come over here, curl up with a nice cup of ‘tea’ from Lola’s flask.
*sings softly to LRC, “There was on old woman, who lived in a shoe.” – GACK!!
How on Earth would she ever fit in there with my massive…
Gotta go.
Penankles? I think you mean testankles.
Bianchi, what is the test for ankles? Is it a hearing test? (Goes to get new batteries for hearing aids) Oh, that’s much better – now, what did you say?
It’s one of those tests where you have to fill in the little bubbles with a #2 pencil.
SD O
D O
U O
A O
SA O
(K) Nekkid O
Darn, my pencil broke….
I don’t think I have enough Brain bleach for these comments.
*Locks self in a room with Elmo’s world blasting through a stereo*
Massive….Link?
oh wait…. *NOW* I get it….And I kinda’ wish I didn’t
Don’t let it bother you – you’ll get used to it after a while.
*whispers quietly to Not.a. (so Taco doesn’t hear) “Taco thinks he has a massive link, but it is really just a lot of letters strung together with ‘http’ in front – we humor him”.
Psssst, Taco! Grampdaddy said you’re well strung!
…not to mention that he’s got a case of http in his front (whatever that is).
Antibiotics?
My doctor gave me this cream to address the problem.
Boudreaux’s Butt Paste?
Hey, so, uh … yeah … I’m calling about those “boots.” Yeah, those. They’re certainly wide enough for me (hee hee), but, uh … how long are they? Eh? Oh, yeah.
Ummm… don’t think I’m gonna comment today, except to tell you I don’t think I’m gonna comment today.
You see, I’m too grossed out by this, which is clearly one of the most disgusting spelling errors I’ve ever seen. So, I’m going to go do something a bit more wholesome, like watch Voldemort be machine-gunned to death on Potter Puppet Pals.
Yeah…used boots gross me out too…
Yay PPP makes my world a better place!! A mate and I were on a bus a couple of weeks ago, bored, so she started muttering “Potter, Harry Potter”. I joined in with “Snape, Snape, Severus Snape” and we were having a great time when, all of a sudden, someone a couple of rows back piped up “Dumbledore!” And they say the bus is only for weirdos…
I made the mistake of teaching my son that song when he was three. It used to annoy me because he’d run around chanting it for hours (well, okay, quarter-hours. I have a short fuse.) And then he forgot that he knew it…and now I can trigger him by just humming the tune and HE DOESN’T KNOW WHY HE’S SINGING! Ahhh…kids are great entertainment.
I’m having a day when my brain is quivering and refusing to work – what does Sparky mean by the G word? #this is really true*
I’m taking a stab and going with “gently used”.
Thanks. So that works by walking on duvets rather than broken glass?
Exactly. Or ottoms. Or walking on the back of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man….
But I call shenanigans. No boys with wide feet that I have ever known are ever gentle on their boots.
I agree about kids (not just boys) not being gentle on their shoes, but perhaps
SparkyDenise only used these boots on her possesseddollaction figure.Wait a minute – duvets are ceramic and spraying water – how does that make them ‘gently used’?
Whoops – no, that would be ‘bidets’ – always get those two confused. Never mind.
When most people are genitally used, they tend, in my observation, not to advertise the fact. Clearly, this Denise person has no shame …
Remember, there is no bad publicity. Maybe ‘Denise’ is a “working girl” and charges to be genitally used.
(Why did I go there? Why, why, why…)
I do think she deserves some credit for using an actual word, though. I mean, she may have run it through spell check and not gotten any errors. Could happen to anyone.*
*This may not actually be true.
Running with Grampdaddy’s theory here…I did note that this child has a lot of boots…either there’s some child labor happening here or…well, either way, there’s some child labor happening here.
I started and stopped reading Push last night and now this ad. It’s going to be a rough day. Extra brain bleach, please?
Don’t run with ANYTHING Grampdaddy or Taco gives you? (probably is better not to take anything they give you either.)
Yeah, you could totally put somebody’s eye out running with a massive link like that. You should put a boot on it.
Taco who? Last I knew, none of us had any knowledge of a person named Taco something.
As for Grampdaddy, duly noted!
Lita dear, let me reassure you. Some who are just getting to know me are put off a bit, but once they get to know me well…..
….well, something about restraining orders, I think they said.
Lita, just compliment his shield and back away slowly.
Genitally used? No, thanks. I like my boots genitally abused.
Owie?
Me, “Hello, I have a question about the boots you have for sale?”
Denise, “yes?”
Me “If you rub them do they grow into size 17’s?”
hehe…
Size 17 chubby.
I was hoping one of the pairs would have been ice green.
If this keeps up we are going to have to put a rating at the top of the comments. Today’s would be R for Really, really bad.
Or R for Rong!
BB for Brain Bleach!
Welcome to Windrose’s Safe Boots Emporium. $3 to just look, but $2.50 if you actually buy a pair. Remember, you MUST wear sox with these boots, and you must wash yourhands after touching them. By following these simple steps, you can enjoy these poor, rehabilitated boots for years to come. . . so to speak.
Wind, do these Sox need to be Red or White? Personally, I prefer White. I’d wear J.J. Putz partly so I could wear the boots but mostly because his name is perfect for this post.
President Clinton’s cat?
This is all starting to make some kind of weird sense.
My caffeine-free brain keeps imaging Dennis Moore and 8.5w yellowish lupins. Must get coffee…
“Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, riding through the Land…He steals from the poor to give to the Rich, Stupid Bi…”
i
Little Boy boots to buy and review,*
The sheep’s in the wainscoting the cow’s in the stachue.
But where’s the boy who’s boots they were clear?
He’s under the swing set next to the deer.
Will you re-shoe him? No, not I – for if I do, they’ll sell those too
*I originally had a different word there but it was too much even for brain bleach
Hmmm, the edit function didn’t work, ignore the extra letter 🙂
Anyone else having this problem?
You mean totally inappropriate nursery rhymes or broken edit functions*
😀
I ‘was’ having problems being locked out totally from the comments and edit page and only on YSaC.
I cleared out the cookies in my cache and haven’t had a problem since. Maybe it was an ad?
Let see, I cleared my cookies *if you can read I couldn’t edit*
Trying IE instead of Google Chrome *Nope didn’t work either*
Nope. [engages in ritual luck-keeping activities]
Forgot I also had to:
Internet Options/Advanced/restore to default settings/check SSL 2.0 only, and unchecked SSL 3.0 & TLS 1.0. But I’m on IE 7 at work with semi-strict access. I thought at first it was my work limiting access, but it just started yesterday out of the blue.
And I am by no means a computer guru… I have no idea if ‘anything’ I did actually fixed the problem.
Trying a totally different PC with IE8
*Edit, yup that worked, I’ll troubleshoot my other PC
Still nothing
Hmmmm, trying again…nope
You can delete all these if you wunna.
Trying a new install of Opera, nope 🙁
Probably those last Windows patches…I’ll research it a bit more or reboot into Linux.
Well, Opera did pop up the edit box but it gave me the “You do not have permission to edit this comment” error.
Testing..YAY editing works again!
Testing 1,2,3 rats! There were just some Windows patches, could be that’s what is causing the problem my other PC isn’t patched yet.
[technology corey} I had a rather nasty episode with IE8. My WIN device will now no longer perform any task other than 5.1 surround decoding. It’s toast. Not even a good anchor as it’s too light. Would probably float if immersed. Not worth the time or investment to salvage. [/technology corey]
Whew! That was close! I’ll bet Taco was ready to pounce on that one!
*walks off muttering about hard-wired keyboards*
Mew?
That is so potentially wrong… now the imaging is irreparable even for ultra-industrial-super-powered-double-espresso-brain-bleach now in a concentrated powder!
With him hanging there I have to wonder how much meat is actually on a…
You know what, no.
Just, no.
*Leaves*
Maybe he’s merrily swinging back and forth, singing a ditty and kicking his boots off into a pail of fairy dust…
BAD! BAD HamCan, using your powers for evil again.
*takes more medication*
What?
Whose, not who’s. Ham have you been hanging around with Taco?
I was going to correct that, but I wasn’t sure if it was intentional.
Damnit, now HamCan is working my side of the street!
Plural/possessive confusions are MY thing!
Yeah, I know…the edit button* is broken today 🙁
*Both on the forum and in my mind
[corey]Technically, these are the blog comments. The forum can be access via the link at the top of the page.[/corey]
After getting here even later than usual today, here’s my thought process:
“Boots were made for…ew? I thought YSaC didn’t do poo jokes.”
“Genitally used…ohh…ewwwww…wait, what is genitally supposed to be? Must be gently. Well, I bet everyone has been having a blast with this.”
*laughter at various comments*
“Oh no. No, Taco, NOOOO!”
*brain bleach*
Sounds pretty usual around here. I mean, did you see* the TacoThong?
*Seeing it in my minds eye is bad enough. I can’t imagine what would happen to anyone who actually saw it.
I’ve “seen” the TacoThong one too many times.
I think once is already one too many times.
No offense to Taco. It’s just guys in thongs = eeeeeewwww.
Or in TM’s case:
“guys in thongs with condiments” = eww + full body scrub with bleach
Ith thith the Taco thong of wish you thspeak?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I63l9VLLqqs
*looks at title*
*reads ad*
blink blink
*reads comments*
*guzzles gallon of brain bleach*
I got nothin’. In the immortal words of Sam the Eagle, “You are all weirdos.” I mean that in the best possible way, of course.
*wanders off to find more bleach*
Is that hot tub from this weekend filled and ready to go? I really think we are going to need it.
Come on in, the bleach is fine! Ooh, mind cleansing…ahhhhhh…
Say, those wouldn’t be Alexa Chung boots, would they? That could add a whole new dimension to Wang Chung.
I have to post this just because I love it so much. In 2005 or so there was a short-lived TV series that brought back 80s bands and had them do one of their hits, and then had them cover something that was currently popular.
Wang Chung came on and did “Everybody Have Fun Tonight” (of course) but then came back on and did … Nelly’s “Hot in Herre”.
For some reason this video tends to load really slowly, but unless you actually want to see them do EHFT, skip to about 4:15.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsPWUjj84YM
I didn’t see anything about Wang Chung and I read John 4:15 three times!
😀
1) genitally used
2) yellowish
3) brain bleach
blecccch.
But, hey, look, I don’t suck!!! This is the proudest day of my life.
Congrats for not sucking, NSCat!
Bravo! Now make sure you call your parents, grandparents, significant other(s), and post it to everyone at work, especially your boss, the CEO, and the head of HR.
You’ll be amazed at their reactions*
*This may not be true, or a good idea.
He’s selling off the evidence!
I’m turning off Criminal Minds now.
Ok,
Anyone else notice that Denise, unlike virtually every other CL-er has failed to include a possessive apostrophe anywhere in this ever-so-critical initial sentence?
We are presuming “boy’s” due to the rest of the copy. But, what if there’s a comma omitted after “used” and that it should read “shoes’ ” after that.
(Yeah, the only non-ick answer is if Denise has twins or quadruplets and they are “genetically identical”)
I’m going to go back and hide in the flora now, with my eyes closed extry-tight so’s nobodys can sees me . . .
[edit: Edit button works for me, FF under XP, 1411 CDT]
Ugh. Pedantry. Genitally, to be so picky doesn’t bother me but for some reason, this is making my crotch itch.
😉
Maybe you need a change of pedants?
..or boots at least….
Oh. Wait. I see what you did there….
So…I’m not trying to be disrespectful, but aol.com??
Puhlease, it’s 2010 and there’s so many more choices out there! It’s like a smorgasbord of email addresses.
I know, right? That’s exactly why I left that in there.
Maybe, just maybe, they use this aol email for all their ‘junk’ mail and craigslist posts? Is that too hopeful and innocent?
Well, they are as hard to get rid of as jungle rot.
Just ask Scott Adams.
Even worse, the POP3 mail client is actually good, and uses a stout form of PGP. Which makes it a pain to use any other mail client, but, hey, there it is.
[My email shame revealed (going back to ’87 truth be told) I will retreat back to my “hide” here in the vegetation.]
There, there Capn’. No need to be ashamed. We all do what we must. I admit, I ‘had’ to use AOL when first being connected to the interwebs.. and it took 6 months and a prybar attached to a towtruck to shake loose from them when I was ready to move on.
I ain’t going back and you can’t make me!!
I used to have Prodigy.
I’m still spending the day hidin’ though–and icky shoes are not an inducement to abandon concealment. Went to all this trouble to dress like plants, gonna play in the plants is what Ima gonna do [nana nana boo boo]
At least not until Futurama comes on later {G}
I managed to hold out just long enough to be able to avoid the early services (I succumbed to Earthlink – they had very polite software).
Even my brief brushes with AOL and the like left me with a severe prejudice against anything that a service provider wants me to install up to and including all browser bars. (I do not want bars for ASK, or Bing, or Yahoo, or even Google – stop trying to install them for me!) I will uninstall them from any customer’s computer given half a chance. (“You see that there? You don’t need it. It’s slowing down your computer and I am taking it off. You’ll thank me later.”*)
–Moira
Continuing her one-woman crusade against impolite software…
*They may not actually thank me but since they usually manage to re-install the crap, they probably never noticed I removed it, anyway.
I was stuck to AOL for a short time as well in the late 90s. But that was only because eWorld died and shuffled us all over to AOL.
For not trying to be disrespectful you did an AWESOME job there LL! I wish I could be that disrespectful and make it look so easy :).
I’d give you pointers, but then others of my gender would kill me. I wanna live… so…sorry.
8)
Finally, I have tallied all the Don’t Suck punches, and will be back in about an hour with the finalists and the winner. It’s 3:40 PM Pacific, so I’ll be back, hopefully, about 5 ish.
Ooh.. do I get to dress in something sheer for the awards ceremony where I hand over the trophy!
*Reaches for his little black strapless number*
Something that shears like a guillotine would be perfect!
🙂
Wow, suddenly I was transported from So Cal to the Midwest! Thunderstorms, nice, but had to turn off computers. Anyway, HERE ARE THE RESULTS!
*Drumroll*
Coming in fourth, Spacebug! With 4 Solos, I group, and no honoraries!
A three way tie for third was setteled using groups and honoraies, so Third Third is MandaB, with 3 Solos, 1 Group, and 3 honoraries!
Second Third is the man who taught Manda everything she knows about snark, Grampdaddy! With 4 Solos and 1 Group.
First Third is the grown-up in a teenager’s body, Astrognash! With 4 Solos and 3 Groups! Impressive.
Second place goes to (check your score cards!) TacoMagic! With 6 Solos and 1 Group. The Magic is still alive!
Finally, if you have been playing along at home, you know this narrows it down to our Champion of the Second Quarter, sarajean80! An impressive 3 Solo, 4 Group, and 2 Honorary, for a total of 9 YSaC points! Congratulations!
All of our winners receive the home version of YSaC, and sarajean80 gets elebenty meat gerberts and all the interwebs she can eat. Nice!
I had a feeling it would be SJ, we were seeing a lot of good snark from her this quarter and we were seeing her in the box a LOT. I think she tied my score from first quarter, but I can’t access the previous post.
Anyway! As prior champion, I present sarajean80 with the coveted red table of snark! It’s yours for free, after 3 payments of $1.99 or 20 boxes of vintage cereal covered in 50’s era Crisco! (I don’t think I can cram any more memes into that sentence)
Also, here’s a TacoThong free of charge. I’ll just leave it on the table. It’s only been used a few times.
Taco, the stats are somewhere in the forums. If I remember correctly.
Well done SJ! And, extremely well-deserved! I am honored to be included in such an esteemed group.
Along with Manda’s ‘TacoThong Tongs’, I will be shipping you a truck full of bees in which you may safely store said thong after removing it from the table, and a package of super-concentrated dehydrated Brain Bleach – just add brain bleach to reconstitute it.
Windy: Yes they used to be on the forums, but for some reason I can’t get posts to work if they aren’t on the first page.
I’m pretty sure I was 4 solo 4 group and 1 honorable for the first quarter though.
I’m having the same problem in the forums as Taco is. Just in case those of you in charge want to investigate.
Same here. Since I got back to the fora a couple months ago, I haven’t been able to see any forum topics with not replies in the past 4 or 5 months.
And here I thought I had just killed all those threads dead 😀
Bravo, SJ! Congratulations at not sucking the best! That is quite an honor. Well, except the Taco thong. If you’d like I’ll lend you some Taco thong tongs so that you can remove that from the table without having to touch it.
:sniff-sniff:
I’d like to thank the Academy…Err, wrong speech.Thank you everyone! I hope to continue Not Sucking well into the future.
Ummm…That doesn’t look right.
I’m straying off topic because it seems easier than dealing with genitals today:
Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t there a post a while back from someone in the Dallas area looking to offload a trebuchet? I’m totally not kidding, I think my neighbors bought it. That or they built their own.
Life in a college town is interesting, living a block from the drive through margarita shack even more so.
“Drive through margarita shack” scares me… especially with a trebuchet in the neighborhood.
What’s wrong about drive through margaritas?
*Thinks about it*
Oh right, you’d spill.
What’s wrong with the drive through margarita shack? Well for starters, due to the fact that liquor cannot be sold within the city limits, these are wine based margaritas. They also cost more than what a real margarita would run in a bar. Said shack also has one of those “drink until she looks right” cardboard cut outs that Taco referenced a few posts back. This place is calssay.
Update:
I was re-reading some of the old posts and was reminded why I do not consume beverages while reading on this blog.
It should be noted that you CAN stop the frosted coffee drink from being sprayed all over your monitor with some willpower and clamping your jay shut. This does not, however, protect your keyboard from the jet of frappachino shooting out of your nose.
Um…if clamping one’s “jay” shut can stop coffee from spewing on one’s monitor, one must wonder why one would be putting coffee down there in the first place.
One might also wonder how Mini Taco was made, unless Mrs. Taco wears the boots in that family.
It also makes one wonder what you would do with your misjay.
The Y and W are directly next to each other on my keyboard!
*Quickly rearranges his keyboard*
See! Right next to each other.
Oh heavens. Someone else caught a Taco error while I was away. Well, I have a bar to study for. I can’t be Isaac all the time.
oh. gently used. very different. never mind.
Several boys for sale?
The market for selling children is really growing these days.
And as evening flees (or steals in, or is nowhere to be found, depending on where on the globe one is) a strange quiet settles over YSaC.
Has the confusion wrought by “genitally used shoes for sale” derailed everyone’s thoughts?
Have images of Tacos in Thongs and rods in boots sent everyone fleeing in terror?
Has the generous use of bleach cleaned away all inclination to snark?
Or perhaps, everyone is taking a moment to admire the beauty that is YSaC.
Goodnight, all.
Just stopping by for a final skim before bed. Goodnight all! Off to dream about the admission of evidence to the record.
nonsensicalcat, you are now in the running for the third quarter! Punchity punch punch!
G’night, Kentucky!
This is how the ad would sound if put to music…
Shoes for sale,
Genitally used shoes for sale.
Boots that are green and slightly unspoiled,
Boots that are only slightly soiled.
Shoes for sale.
Who will buy?
I would like to sell my supply,
I’m prepared to obo the price.
Just please email Denise.
Good night!