YSaC, Vol. 698: Does that mean We are the Walrus?

2010 June 15
by drmk

Seeking those aware of the upcoming shift in consciousness – m4m


Greetings
My name is Bobby and I am seeking those of similar vibration and those that are aware of the coming changes to our Planet Earth. I am one of many who chose specifically to incarnante here on Earth to experience this transformation. The Law of One, the Unified Field, the human Lightbody, Creation, dimensions, densities, Love, Light and more! These are some of many topics of interest.
We Are All One and the more One can see the Oneness in all of Creation the more One can access that greater part of Oneself where the greatest part of each individual is The One Creator that we all are. I see all of Creation Creator experiencing Creators self – we are Creator Gods capable of far more than the human mind can begin to imagine.
If you resonate with the vibration put forth in this message please send me an e-mail so we can meet. I’m currently staying in [location] which is up river of [other location].
Peace

Other topics of interest include The Table, staring at the wall, and Cheetos. Especially Cheetos. The Creator God is particularly fond of Cheetos.

Thanks, actech542!

192 Responses leave one →
  1. 2010 June 15
    TacoMagic permalink

    Do we not have a tag for “Total Freakshows”.

    *Looks at the tag cloud*

    Apparently not. Too bad the dynamic duo are on vacation or I’d use my insignificant leverage against them!

    *sips his coffee*

    EDIT: Does anyone else now have “Good Vibrations” stuck in their head all of a sudden?

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 June 15
      Camille permalink

      No, my earworm for this one is “The Age of Aquarius.”

      Also, I didn’t know [location] was upriver of [other location]. How come nothing interesting ever seems to happen in [other location]?

      Adores: 3
    • 2010 June 15
      mudslicker permalink

      More like Three Dog Night:

      One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
      Two can be as bad as one
      It’s the loneliest number since the number one…

      He is doomed to be lonely in his oneness.

      Adores: 3
    • 2010 June 15
      CapnMac permalink

      Sibelius Sym #7 C. Maj Op 105

      Adores: 5
    • 2010 June 15

      Mine is Roll with the Changes, but that’s just cuz it’s on the radio right now & I hate it so I know it’s gonna stick there all damn day.

      Woke up with Brad Paisley’s Welcome to the Future playing in my head; much better predictor of what I’d come read today.

      Adores: 1
    • 2010 June 15
      Lola permalink

      TM, now that you have put it in my head, it’s the theremin part, specifically, of “Good Vibrations” that is haunting my consciousness

      Adores: 0
  2. 2010 June 15
    TacoMagic permalink

    Now, when he’s talking about “The One” (As apposed to oneness); is he talking about Sheridan, Delenn, or Sinclair? Cause you know, technically any of those is correct.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 June 15
      LurkRealClose permalink

      +1 adore for the B5 reference!

      Adores: 0
  3. 2010 June 15
    Windrose permalink

    I may have to excuse myself from snarkness today. This is pretty much part of my church’s belief. Especially the m4m. We had some great pot-lucks.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 June 15
      TacoMagic permalink

      I didn’t mean to imply any insensitivity towards your beliefs Windrose. If there is Won thing I’ve learned in this Won life I’ve been given, it’s that any Won can accidently show incencitivity to any Won else. I think we need to take some time, as Won people, to take the time to understand Won another and become closer; become Won. Wonce we’ve achieved this Wonness, we can then proceed as the true chosen of the Won.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 June 15
        Windrose permalink

        Onederful, TM! 8) I am not easily offended. My sense of humorous gets in the way. So Play On!

        Adores: 3
        • 2010 June 15
          TacoMagic permalink

          *So play One.

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 June 15
      Lola permalink

      I prefer the church that believes in the Juan. As in Valdez. Good coffee is underrated in its importances vis-a-vis dogma/theology, etc.

      Adores: 12
      • 2010 June 15
        LimeLolly permalink

        “Thick enough to chew, strong enough to worship”

        And it curls the hair on your chest.

        Adores: 8
      • 2010 June 15
        LurkRealClose permalink

        Oh, so you’re a Unitarian Universalist?

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 June 15
          Lola permalink

          No, but I do believe in Coffee For Everybody, and that A Shared Love of Caffeine-based Beverages Can Bring Us Together. Those are kind of uniting and universal.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 June 15
          CapnMac permalink

          But, the problem of Coffee For All is in that not All are equal.

          The supply of good coffee is finite.
          š……………………Mahi-mahi sashimi with sesame

          Those who appreciate good coffee are finite.
          ÿ……………………liver treat^e * (log)catnip

          Coffee makers are finite.
          ß…………………..steak on barbi

          Coffee servers are finite.
          ‰………………….Shrimp and mudbugs, feather toy

          So, by the miracle of tridescadoudecahedal math, you only get the good coffee if you can demonstrate you are not wasting it on infinity.

          Forty-two!

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 June 15

          But that’s why we use Catmath, so that all can have great coffee no matter what they demonstrate.

          Adores: 0
      • 2010 June 15

        Here! Here! I worship at the altar of Juan Valdez in the morning.

        Now, the evening is another matter. I go to the bar…er…church down the street for some Don Juan tequila! Arriba!

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 June 15

          Now that’s what I call a shift in consciousness.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 June 15

          I’m all for flexible consciousnesses.

          *walks away humming, “free your mind, and the rest will follow.”

          Adores: 0
  4. 2010 June 15
    Innana permalink

    Is anyone else disturbed by the correct spelling and punctuation of this ad? I always thought tidy grammar meant a tidy mind.

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 June 15
      Mindfield permalink

      You can have a tidy house that is nevertheless in the middle of a swamp.

      I am more disturbed by the idea that his listing vibrates.

      Adores: 8
      • 2010 June 15
        sarajean80 permalink

        Maybe it’s another one of those euphemisms.

        Adores: 3
      • 2010 June 15
        CapnMac permalink

        When you build a castle in the swamp, you have to be careful that it does not ctach fire then sink . . .

        Adores: 4
    • 2010 June 15

      Well, his mind is clearly one with his soul and body.
      The less there is to keep tidy, the easier it is.

      Adores: 0
  5. 2010 June 15

    Read this in the voice of Gaius Baltar and you pretty much sum up the last season of Battlestar Galactica (syfy version).

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 June 15
      LurkRealClose permalink

      Wow, it’s scifi day here at YSaC! YAY!! *fangirls*

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 June 15
        mudslicker permalink

        I believe the term is “Squee!”

        TM has been known to do it alot.

        🙂

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          LurkRealClose permalink

          Yes, you are correct. *ahem*

          Squeek! *shakes head* Nope

          Squick! Appropriate, but not what I was going for.

          *deep breath*

          SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!!

          Ah, there we go. 🙂

          Adores: 3
      • 2010 June 15
        Bianchi Sound permalink

        When is it not?

        Edit: SciFi Day, that is. MS snuck in there…

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          LurkRealClose permalink

          Never, hopefully. Not, that is.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          mudslicker permalink

          I was able to sneak in stealthily due to my Cloaking Device and my S’mores Oars.

          I am SciFi Ninja!

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Did you get Ben Sisko’s permission for that?
          One does not want to cross one’s Emissary, after all.

          Adores: 1
  6. 2010 June 15
    Anomalous permalink

    Everyone knows that the Walrus was Paul…

    Adores: 2
  7. 2010 June 15
    Grampdaddy permalink

    This is ridiculous – we all know that Astrognash is the Walrus (Walri?). Sounds like intellectual property theft to me!

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 June 15
      TacoMagic permalink

      I’m pretty sure that Astro is the Eggman.

      Adores: 0
    • 2010 June 15

      You called?

      I am he as you are he and you are me and we are all together…

      Adores: 6
      • 2010 June 15
        Laurelhach permalink

        I’m pretty sure that was just drunk dialing.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 June 15
          Jen permalink

          Squee! Where is your adorable ballerina Dalek from? Adore!!!

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          Laurelhach permalink

          I drew it! It’s actually a poster for me and my friend’s fictitious band, Daleks in Tutus. We play hardcore rock on Tesla Coils. It’s pretty friggin’ sweet.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 June 15

          Wouldn’t hard rock on Tesla coils technically be (literally) metal?

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15

          Or lightning.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 15
          Windrose permalink

          ElectroMetal.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 15
          Laurelhach permalink

          Windrose, you have invented a new genre of music! Congratulations–I’ll go buy it some diapers, and maybe some babby jars to keep it in.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 15
          Windrose permalink

          Good idea, Laurelhach, I have a feeling the musicians are going to have short but spectacular lives. Oh, I mean expectacular, don’t I?

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 16
          EclecticBlue permalink

          I’m a bit late, but I’m pretty sure Daleks in Tutus should be nominated for the REAL band of the day. That’s just friggin awesome.

          Adores: 0
  8. 2010 June 15

    *squeezes eyes shut* Okay, Rose, puncheth me!!

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 June 15
      Windrose permalink

      Later, CJ. Gotta wash up after dinner, then polish the brass.

      Adores: 0
  9. 2010 June 15
    sarajean80 permalink

    Aww, Dr. Bronner’s lookin’ for a friend!

    Adores: 12
    • 2010 June 15
      LimeLolly permalink

      I ‘KNEW’ that this ad looked familiar!

      Good soap, hilarious reading, strange musings.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 June 15
        TacoMagic permalink

        Reminds me of that “cubed Earth” guy. Can’t seem to find his website for some reaon.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          This guy?

          http://www.timecube.com/

          (*giggle* “reaon”)

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          TacoMagic permalink

          Yup, that’s the one

          Reaon is going to be one of my new power words.

          You’re so Reaon, SJ!

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          Bianchi Sound permalink

          Holy shit! Started reading time cube page, then scanning time cube page, then hit the bottom (yes, it has one!) and then see the “Next Page Link.” And that page is just as long! Why do crazy people have to be so long winded? Can’t the time cube be explained in 100 words or less?

          I feel sorry for the other people at Dr Gene Ray’s retirement home.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 June 15
          Kae permalink

          Oh, look. Something else to scare me spitless for the day.
          (And you would have thought the ten-story warrior ants outside the window would have been enough.)

          Huh.

          I think reading this guy’s site has made me nuts. Filbert, anyone?

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 15

          That sight frightens me on a vast menagerie of deep levels.

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 June 15

          *site

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Well, a five-corner square is a pentagon, or home plate–which must be proof of the won ton.
          A three-corner square is a triangle, and that’s the percussion section–and we all know about them . . .

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          TacoMagic permalink

          Bianchi:

          They also like large, multicolored, and multifonted text.

          I bet you enjoyed the time square cube on the second page. It goes around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around…

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          I never made it that far. I had to go purge my brain with some cute pictures of gramatically chalenged felines.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 June 15
          Laurelhach permalink

          If Time Cube dude is so insistent that the human race is an uneducated, completely evil, totally hopeless cause, then why is he even bothering. I myself quite like being evil. I get to shoot lightning from my hands and eat all the cookies I want.

          On the other hand, if this guy is right, and “Until Word is Cornered, all Math is Fiction,” then I have wasted an entire hour every school day.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 16
          kytten permalink

          woah o_o

          http://timecube.com/index6.html

          Adores: 0
      • 2010 June 15
        sarajean80 permalink

        It’s gotten a little bit less crazy over the past few years, they stopped printing rants on the inside of the soap wrappers and toned down the outside a bit and I kind of miss it. It’s the next best thing to homemade.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          Lola permalink

          Homemade what? Hooch? Because that kind of loopiness sounds like homebrewed likker* was involved somewhere.

          *Not only do people still make this, they do so further north than stereotypes might imply.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          Homemade soap. Like likker it can be made at home, but there is a greater chance of getting a chemical burn. I’ve made both and prefer the soap despite the aforementioned chemical burn risk. Soap doesn’t attract those pesky revenooers.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 15

          I’m with you SJ, I love Dr. Bronners. I have the lavender liquid (diluted) at every sink in the house & a bar in the shower. Love, love, love.

          Have you seen “Dr. Bronners Soapbox”? We Netflixed it & it was pretty good. I know he was a tad nutty (heh) but I like the all-one idea.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          I have not but I shall add it to my queue.

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 June 15
      LurkRealClose permalink

      The ad did remind me to add that to my shopping list.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 June 15
        sarajean80 permalink

        Wow, a CraigsList personals ad that accomplished something. That is weird.

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 June 15
          LurkRealClose permalink

          I suspect there may be a rupture in the space-time continuum. If you all start acting just like yourselves, only eviler and with different hair…..wait, that’s what you’re already like. Eeeeeepp!

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 June 15
          TacoMagic permalink

          *Twirles his handlebar mustache*

          I don’t know what you’re talking about Lurk. Everything is the same as it has always been.

          Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got to go put on my rabbit costume.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 June 15
          Windrose permalink

          *twirls TM’s mustache* I’ll hang on to this for you, shall I?

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15

          **Strokes his Walrus ‘stache**

          Dang, this ‘stache is itchy. Shows me to skimp and not pay for the “mou”.

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 June 16
      Windrose permalink

      Yep, that’s my home town. Love driving by Dr. Bronner’s place, with the barbed wire and keep out signs. Makes a body feel real welcome and right at home.

      Adores: 0
  10. 2010 June 15

    Well, we know that One is the loneliest number…don’t we? I mean, Two can be as sad as One, it’s the loneliest number since the number One.

    For that matter, NO can be a sad experience..yes, it’s the saddest experience you’ll.ever.know.

    Adores: 8
    • 2010 June 15
      mudslicker permalink

      Sorry CJ, I didn’t see that you’ve already addressed this. It’s Taco’s fault!

      😉

      Adores: 1
  11. 2010 June 15
    mudslicker permalink

    We are Borg.

    Adores: 12
    • 2010 June 15
      LimeLolly permalink

      I adore this, but I don’t want to be assimilated.

      Adores: 4
      • 2010 June 15
        mudslicker permalink

        You’re obviously not a team player LL. There is no “I” in Borg. Just one lonely Oooooooh….

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 15
          LimeLolly permalink

          *fires photon torpedos*

          Adores: 7
        • 2010 June 15
          Laurelhach permalink

          *Shields fail*

          You sunk my battleship!

          Adores: 9
        • 2010 June 15
          mudslicker permalink

          More like, “You sunk my starship!”

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 June 15

          You sunk my Battlestar!

          Adores: 6
  12. 2010 June 15
    Innana permalink

    What do you all think will be the coming changes to our planet Earth?

    I vote for:

    1) a “dislike” button on Facebook
    2) recording of business phone conversations actually ensuring quality service
    3) tattooing and then exile for people who say our brains are “wired”
    4) at least half of cable channels having some kind of enjoyable content
    5) a law that women wear clothes their actual size, at most only one size too small
    6) mandatory study of George Carlin in all middle and high schools

    I would resonate with this vibration.

    Adores: 17
    • 2010 June 15
      sarajean80 permalink

      I am intrigued by your philosophy and wish to subscribe to your newsletter, Princess Pretty-Knees.

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 June 15
        Bianchi Sound permalink

        Please send $1000 for your knee halos to:

        Bianchi Sound
        1234 Main Street
        [Location], [State] 12345

        Adores: 7
        • 2010 June 15
          Innana permalink

          Knee-haloes cannot be bought; they are only awarded.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          Bianchi Sound permalink

          Yep. I “award” them for $1000 a pair!

          Adores: 3
      • 2010 June 15
        mudslicker permalink

        I TOTALLY demand a “Dislike” button on FB!

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 June 15

          Me too!

          Sadly, I can also see how it could be abused…

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 15
          mudslicker permalink

          Abused? Oh, there is none of that going on in the interweb is there? I thought every comment was legit.

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 June 15
          CapnMac permalink

          Well, if we get “dislike” can we also have a “WTF” button, too?

          Adores: 6
        • 2010 June 15
          Bridgete permalink

          I’d LOVE a “WTF?” button.

          Adores: 5
        • 2010 June 15

          Cap’n, that is an amazing proposition! I would love that, for example, when one of my friends described that monstrosity on two donuts that they call a “Luther Burger”, and put Gravity instead of Gravy. The first time through, I thought, “Smothered in gravity? WTF?”

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 June 15
          Lola permalink

          Smothered in Gravity – actually that makes sense; it would explain my difficulties in getting up some mornings … I’m not tired or lazy, I’m smothered in gravity.

          Adores: 7
        • 2010 June 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          That has got to be a band name!

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 15
          TacoMagic permalink

          Smothered in Gravity today at the 40Watt!

          Singing their hit singles:

          “Divide me by Zero”

          And

          “Oh Shi-

          Adores: 3
        • 2010 June 15

          Funny. I always thought the title of that song was “Oh Shi-, Zomb-!”

          Wait, no, I’m thinking of that one techno group…

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 16
          TacoMagic permalink

          Yeah that was the Techno group.

          I think they were called “The Zomb

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 June 15
      Innana permalink

      I feel “WTF” is too crass and simplistic — I’d prefer some form of button that would give an electric shock to the sender any time I received a Facebook message I really did not want.

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 June 15
        LimeLolly permalink

        WTH is just as simplistic but a touch more elegant. IMO. I have some crazy friends, I’ve just put ‘WTH’ as a macro.

        Adores: 0
      • 2010 June 15
        sarajean80 permalink

        I was thinking of a button that would poke the sender in the eye with a sharp stick but the electric shock would be easier, I guess.

        Adores: 2
      • 2010 June 15
        Bridgete permalink

        I was thinking I could use the WTF button to indicate that I’m in agreement with the WTF-ness of whatever the person is describing, e.g., when my best friend puts up a status relating to her crappy job because that’s always my response to anything they do to her. Clearly it has other excellent uses as well.

        The electric shock idea is good, but I can see myself really abusing it on some of my severely grammatically-challenged friends. Although now that I think about it, that may not be such a bad thing…maybe it’ll have a Pavlovian effect and they’ll finally learn. Hmmmmm……

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 16

          Shades of Clockwork Orange…

          Adores: 0
  13. 2010 June 15
    Lola permalink

    There were too many Ones in this message. I am now sufficiently confused and don’t know which One is The One.

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 June 15
      LimeLolly permalink

      Neo is ‘The One’.

      The Matrix has you.

      Adores: 13
      • 2010 June 15

        I am only ineterested in Cold Ones. As Strong Bad so sagely said, “A One that is not cold is no kind of One at all.”

        Adores: 5
        • 2010 June 15
          Lola permalink

          Tall cool ones are likewise acceptable.

          Adores: 2
    • 2010 June 15
      Innana permalink

      You see? NOT of the Body.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 June 15
        Innana permalink

        Kinda hopin’ someone will get this reference….?

        Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 15
          LimeLolly permalink

          Star Trek was a couple threads up… sorry, I was wasting time looking for Landru.

          (was that it?)

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 15
          Innana permalink

          Whee-haa! For the money!

          Adores: 0
  14. 2010 June 15
    mudslicker permalink

    I’m currently staying in [location] which is up river of [other location].

    [other location] = Full-of-Shit Creek?

    Adores: 4
    • 2010 June 15
      Lola permalink

      That, or up the river without a paddle – clearly this dude doesn’t have both oars in the water.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 June 15
        mudslicker permalink

        When god was handing out oars, this guy thought s/he said “s’mores” and asked for some gooey ones.

        Adores: 3
  15. 2010 June 15
    LimeLolly permalink

    Picture it: two magnets ‘vibrating’ in oneness separated by distance and disbelief. In a world of hostility and unattractiveness, polar opposites are endlessly searching for their perfect fields. Little do they know they have entered….

    Adores: 10
    • 2010 June 15
      LimeLolly permalink

      ..the Craigslist Zone.

      hmm… guess I don’t imitate Rod Serling very well.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 June 15
        Lola permalink

        I was thinking of him, but thought the correct answer was “The YSAC Zone.”

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          LimeLolly permalink

          They only land at YSaC during the credit reviews. We’re like tv critics, right?

          Adores: 1
      • 2010 June 15
        sarajean80 permalink

        With they new avvie (very cute, btw) I’m getting more of a sexy, latino sound than Rod Sterling.

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          LimeLolly permalink

          How are you this allergy season? 😉

          Adores: 3
  16. 2010 June 15
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    *The next day, down at [location] city hall.

    “As the mayor of [location], let me be clear: we do not tolerate this kind of activity in [location]! We do not want your kind in [location]! Stay the hell out of [location]! Go back to [ish] or downriver to [other location] or wherever you came from! Do not sully our fine town of [location]!”

    **Turns to secretary- “Now Miss Johnson, please bring your Human lightbody over here so I can resonate with your vibration…”

    Adores: 9
  17. 2010 June 15
    sarajean80 permalink

    “incarnante” = “in” +(“Carna” = a nymph who lived where Rome would eventually be. Janus fell in love with her and gave her power over door hinges and handles) +(“NTE” = Nantes Atlantique Airport in Nantes, France)

    So Bobby got into a Roman goddess of door hardware in a French airport. Sounds about right for a CraigsList ad.

    (I love Wikipedia.)

    Adores: 7
    • 2010 June 15
      LimeLolly permalink

      So, walking into or through a door is really having sex with a goddess?

      Geez, no wonder I can never keep my religions straight.

      Adores: 1
    • 2010 June 15
      mudslicker permalink

      OOOoooh… you’re GOOD, sarajean!

      *lighting a votive lamp to the Goddess of Knobs

      Adores: 5
      • 2010 June 15
        sarajean80 permalink

        :blushes:

        Don’t thank me, thank Wikipedia. Second only to Google for the sheer amount of weird crap you can find if you look long enough.

        Adores: 2
      • 2010 June 15
        MandaB permalink

        The goddess of knobs? Oh wait. I remember now. Her name was Paulina and (s)he’s one calassay goddess.

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 June 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          *flips through deck of CatMath playing cards*

          Let’s see… I’ve got a Goddess of Knobs, a Misjay of Tables, a fifth of Rum, a twelve of Spinach Toothpaste, a one-third of Calasassy… I’m not seeing a “Paulina” of Knobs in here. There’s a Polisher of Knobs, though.

          Adores: 2
        • 2010 June 15
          MandaB permalink

          I suspect you’re not playing with a full deck, SJ. 😉

          Adores: 4
        • 2010 June 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          That has long been the consensus.

          The paraphrase a famous Cat; We’re all a little mad here.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 15
          mudslicker permalink

          a square wasps’ nest and…

          ..a partridge in a pear tree…

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 15
          CapnMac permalink

          “If we weren’t all crazy/We’d all go insane.”

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          Grampdaddy permalink

          No, the goddess of knobs is really Floyd. Floyd lives in Southern Indiana – right near French Lick – you remember, Floyd’s Knobs.

          I think Floyd may be related to Paulina, but isn’t quite as classassassay.

          Adores: 1
    • 2010 June 15
      Windrose permalink

      Dang, a god fell in love with her, and all she got were hinges and knobs? WTF?

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 June 15

        Wasn’t Janus the God of doors or something? I remember something about a gate and that being why January is the first month of the year…

        Adores: 0
      • 2010 June 15
        Jen permalink

        Based on the number of mortal women the Greco-Roman Gods ‘fell in love with’, I’m guessing hinges and knobs were all that was left. Plus, it’s who he is – the God of doorways (and beginnings/endings). Fun fact* – the ‘door to the new year’ is named after him (January).

        *Actual fun content may vary

        Adores: 2
  18. 2010 June 15
    John S. permalink

    Surprisingly coherent for one so obviously crazy…

    Adores: 4
    • 2010 June 15
      Innana permalink

      Which one of us posters are you talking about?

      Adores: 1
      • 2010 June 15
        LimeLolly permalink

        Do the rest of get to vote for the crazy poster? ‘Cause I have a couple candidates in mind…

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          This is one of those rare instances where I hope I don’t get picked for something but probably will.

          Adores: 1
        • 2010 June 15
          LimeLolly permalink

          Well, if you get dropped from my facebook ‘friends’ list… you know it was you.

          Adores: 0
  19. 2010 June 15
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    I never realized Dr. Sevrin’s first name was Bobby.

    Yay, brother!

    Adores: 3
    • 2010 June 16
      Limelolly permalink

      I’ve googled and yahooed and binged this… what is this reference of ‘Dr. Sevrin’ ?

      Adores: 0
  20. 2010 June 15
    Kae permalink

    Mostly I’m trying to dissect this sentence: “we are Creator Gods capable of far more than the human mind can begin to imagine.”

    So, is he saying that he is not human, or that he IS human, but he is capable of something that his mind is not capable of imagining? And if so, where does that leave the cliché of “if the mind can believe it, you can achieve it”?

    Adores: 0
    • 2010 June 15

      Well, then what does that mean for the song I Believe I Can Fly?

      **flaps arms, nothing happens**

      Does that mean I am a Creator God too?

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 June 15
        MandaB permalink

        “If someone asks you if you are a Creator God, YOU SAY YES!”

        Adores: 4
    • 2010 June 15
      sarajean80 permalink

      Maybe we can convince Bobby to try to believe he can breathe underwater. That would solve a lot of problems.

      Adores: 3
      • 2010 June 15
        mudslicker permalink

        People named Bobby don’t cause me to visualize anything close to a “Creator God”…. I’m stuck at camo pants, bandoliers, and survivalist camps in Alabama stocked with PBR.

        Adores: 2
        • 2010 June 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          I’m stuck on Bobby Hill, who I can’t see as any kind of god of anything, unless there is a “Destroyer of Klondike Bars” I am unaware of.

          I kind of like that, actually.
          ……Barista Queen……
          ……..Sara Jean……..
          …Harvester of Souls….
          Destroyer of Klondike Bars

          I think I need some new business cards.

          Adores: 9
        • 2010 June 15
          Innana permalink

          I don’t know why, I keep thinking Bobby Burgess when I read, “Greetings, I am Bobby.” Then I see him dancing around to music with bubbles. I think M4M would have to mean MOUSEKETEER for MOUSEKETEER.

          Adores: 1
  21. 2010 June 15
    Litarider permalink

    I think many people resonate with vibrations, except in states like Georgia where it’s illegal. They probably do in those states also but they just don’t put forth the message.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 June 15
      LimeLolly permalink

      I think earthquakes are the result of those people vibrating. Now to research the root cause of blizzards!!

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 June 15
        sarajean80 permalink

        I blame York Peppermint Patties.

        Adores: 2
      • 2010 June 15
        CapnMac permalink

        DQ is celebrating the birthday of the Blizzard (no word yet if they are doing so in Mexia*)

        ______________
        *Ancient jape:
        Three salespeople are at lunch arguing how to pronounce the name of the fair city of Mexia, Texas. “Meh HEE ah” says one. “MAY Hay uh!” says another. “Meh THEE ah,” says the third. Unable to agree, they ask the waitrix “Excuse us, but could you tell us, slow-like, how you pronounce the name of this place?”
        “Dahr EEE KwEEn.”

        Adores: 4
        • 2010 June 15
          LimeLolly permalink

          It’s Meck-see-ah!

          Okay, I know it’s Muh-hay-uh, but only because of having an in-law from there. But do you know why does the rain fall from up above?

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          Camille permalink

          I think it has something to do with gravity.

          Adores: 0
  22. 2010 June 15
    Luke permalink

    Does The One surround us and penetrate us and/or bind the galaxy together?

    If so, I may be interested.

    Adores: 2
    • 2010 June 15
      sarajean80 permalink

      I’m not really interested in anything that will besurrounding, binding and/or penetrating me and the galaxy at the same time, thank you very much.

      Been there, done that, got the scar to prove it.

      Adores: 2
  23. 2010 June 15

    “…we are Creator Gods”

    or, in Bianchi’s case, Creator Goddesses.

    What? You had to know I’d go there.

    Adores: 2
    • 2010 June 15
      Windrose permalink

      Just sad you beat me to it. 8/ Not really, though. Gotta keep that joke alive!

      Adores: 0
  24. 2010 June 15
    Jimakaphil permalink

    Don’t drink his punch.

    Adores: 3
  25. 2010 June 15
    penguin permalink

    If We Are All One, then what the hell do you need with an ad on CL? Shouldn’t we already know who we all are? And if we are all One are we supposed to refer to ourselves as “we” – that indicates more than One. I’m so confused.

    Adores: 2
  26. 2010 June 15
    penguin permalink

    Bobby is really Roberta. Her..um..personal massager fritzed out on her at the most inopportune moment. Being new to the area, she is not sure where the nearest “replacement” shop is and is hoping someone on CL will be willing to come over and help her out. They can become One and experience each others vibrations.

    Adores: 1
  27. 2010 June 15
    Dan permalink

    I’m guessing this guy has a lot of Dr. Bronner’s soap lying around.

    Adores: 1
    • 2010 June 15
      sarajean80 permalink

      You know, I hadn’t thought of that! You might be right.

      Adores: 2
      • 2010 June 15
        LimeLolly permalink

        But did Bobby absorb the teachings through osmosis, or did he just have to lather it in thoroughly?

        Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          sarajean80 permalink

          I imagine he had to repeat a lot.

          Adores: 0
        • 2010 June 15
          LurkRealClose permalink

          I think it’s time to rinse.

          Adores: 0
    • 2010 June 16
      Dan permalink

      I don’t think there’s enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after reading this post. Just like the time I read about Timecube… gah, so dirty, so very dirty…

      Adores: 0
  28. 2010 June 15
    sarajean80 permalink

    “Hi, you must be Bobby!”

    “I am the portion of the Oneness who answers to that sound.”

    “I was so intrigued when you called me back! You’re ad was…interesting.”

    “You response resonated with the One that is all. We have but one test to endure before our essences can merge into a single oneness.”

    “We… what now? Hey, what are you doing with that hammer? Stop…OWW! I’m not a freakin’ bell, you idiot!”

    “Our vibrations must be as one if we are to join as one single entity.”

    “‘ll show you vibrations! Meet my boomstick, he’ll make you resonate…”

    Adores: 2
  29. 2010 June 15
    queensbee permalink

    let’s pass the hat. the tin foil hats.

    Adores: 5
    • 2010 June 15
      LimeLolly permalink

      And if you all don’t give enough, we’re passing it around again!

      Adores: 3
  30. 2010 June 15
    Grampdaddy permalink

    One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, two, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, two, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one.

    Did I miss anybody?

    Adores: 2
  31. 2010 June 15
    Jen permalink

    I can’t read this without having flashbacks to Uni, specifically the “Roxanne” drinking game. Except here, instead of one group drinking on “Roxanne” and the other on “put on the red light”, the first group drinks for “one” and the second for any Boolean hit off “Creat*”. Regardless, I suspect the end result will still be getting told off by the police while weaving down the street at gone 5am, wearing a road cone on my head. I mean, one’s head.

    Adores: 6
    • 2010 June 15
      Lola permalink

      I have regularly noticed but never been able to explain the attractiveness of traffic cones, and the wearing on the head thereof, by the inebriated (particularly of a certain age and educational level), aside from “they are,” and “they do.”
      Drunk person(s) + traffic cone(s) = Cone(s) worn on head(s).
      I see by your antipodean-originating post that this phenomenon is, unsurprisingly, not limited to the US, where I’d observed it. 8)

      Also, extra Adores if I could for Boolean reference and expander symbol.

      Adores: 0
      • 2010 June 16
        Jen permalink

        Based on what I know of Drunk Student Jen (aka Student Jen), the ‘explanation’ goes like this:

        *attracted by colour* “ORANGE!! Oooh, hat? Ow, scratchy and hissy and bitey and clawey. Not hat.
        RED!! Drat, nailed to fence and full of letters. Not hat.
        ORANGE AGAIN!! Ooh reflective stripes! Shiny. Hat? Heavy, but not bitey. Hat!”

        Adores: 5
  32. 2010 June 16
    Windrose permalink

    CJ! It’s Time! Punchity Punch Punch! Whoo–hoo!

    G’Night, Escondido!

    Adores: 0
  33. 2010 June 16
    Limelolly permalink

    I like cheetos too!

    Adores: 0

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