YSaC, Vol. 689: But was it encased the entire time?
luck – – – LG EnV3 in slate blue – $135
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Commuter case (like new), and an Incase slider case (used). It is in excellent to like new condition; not a
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time. and encased the entire time. e box with the USB cable/charger and headphones (never used). Please let
me know if you are interested.
You know who might like an iPh like this?
A Roofer Roofer Roofer Roofer, that’s who!
But where could they possibly PUT it while it was charging?
Why, on a free red table for sale! Naturally!
The only remaining question is, when did Apple start making a device for testing acidity?
Thanks for the link, Bianchi!
So, Bianchi, did you ever sell that phone? 8)
Bet she kept getting the same email over and over.
“Did you still have that phone for sale?”
Bianchi is a dude.
I prefer Goddess.
A real man would get up and turn out the lights.
Sorry, Bill Engvall took over my brain.
No offence, Mr. B. 🙂
This is the first post that has actually triggered my ADD. I just couldn’t finish rea…. oh shiny.
That’s OK. I read it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again,and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again,and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again. That’s OK. I read it again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again,and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again,and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.
I think you need to read it again.
Did I miss something? OK, I’ll read it again, very s l o w l y. Wow, I just noticed, it was encased the entire time!
Thank you Windrose, I would have missed that detail otherwise.
After reading this post again (and again^58) I’ve come to the conclusion that it would make an excellent hip-hop/pop song. It’s even set up in a quasi-lyrical format.
I’ll get Philip Glass and 50 Cent right on that.
I heard the music in my head, but I ignored it as the words were too repetitive.
Actually, I’m pretty sure this is a techno song. In fact, at the last Hannah Montana Rave I attended they opened… with…
*Hrm*
I’m sure it’s a techno song.
That’s okay. I think it nearly triggered my epilep…*twitch* *twitch* *foam* Oh, drat.
This post is quite obviously a poetic statement about the repetitive nature of humanity.
This post is quite obviously a poetic statement about the repetitive nature of humanity.
This post is quite obviously a poetic statement about the repetitive nature of humanity.
Actually, I think it’s really a poetic statement about the repetitive nature of humanity.
This post is quite obviously a poetic statement about the repetitive nature of humanity.
Say, it just came to me – does anyone else think this post is quite obviously a poetic statement about the repetitive nature of humanity?
Not to be poetically repetitive, but I hear nature’s humanity repeating itself again.
This post is quite obviously a repetitive statement about the poetic nature of humanity.
The repetitive nature of humanity is obviously a poetic statement about this post
This comment about this comment about this comment about this ad is obviously a statement about the repetitiveness of man’s humanity towards man.
And a powerful statement on man’s inhumanity towards chicken.
Mmmmm, chicken. 8)
The repetitive humanity of nature is obviously a post of poetic statement about……
sammiches. Yeah, chicken sammiches.
Mmmmmmmmmm……
Dangit, now I want Chick-Fil-A.
And it’s Sunday.
In Soviet Russia, the repetitive nature of humanity is a poetic statement about this post!
Exactly what eeee said – I’d repeat it but I don’t want to appear tedious.
But how long was it encased for?
I’m wondering what it was encased in.
Maybe some sort of antichronal radiation?
possibly carbonite?
Obviously unobtainium.
Nonsense. It was encased in a minty shell.
the part that kills me, is that the picture isn’t of an iphone
I think it MAY be a picture of the phone in the title of the ad…
It is.
I once wrote a Greasemonkey script to append “in bed.” to the end of every sentence and got a similar bit of nonsense: http://www.flickr.com/photos/7360018@N06/2594123694/
Tell me, is this script available anywhere on the internets?
The poster doth protest too much, methinks.
Admit it, you did open it, didncha? C’mon, admit it. Didncha? Didncha?
[iPhone owner corey] I read “encased the entire time” as an indication that they had an iPhone cover on it, as well as a protective screen cover. I think pretty much every cover out there is rather sturdy, I’ve used 3 different types and all have sufficiently protected my phone from frequent drops on the floor. [/iPhone owner corey]
That said…I still agree that the poster doth protest too much.
But it wasn’t even an iPh! It’s an LV EnV…if they put an iPh cover on that, I would think that the cover would be more detrimental than anything…
Well, true. That would be part of why I still agree they were protesting a bit too much. As in, “I swear…it’s an iPhone…and I had it in an iPhone cover. Really. Honest.”
Can you imagine getting driving instructions from this person?
iPh seller – “… after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right,after you reach the end of the street, you need to turn left, then immediately right …”
You – “You know what? I think I’ll MapQuest it, thanks.”
Piecing together the actual message, it looks like they were attempting to say:
“I have for sale one iPhvne 3GS 16GB. It is only about 2
months old. It has been adult owned and encased the entire time. The phone comes with an Incipio Feather case (gently
used) and screen protector, an Otterbox
Commuter case (like new), and an Incase slider case (used). It is in excellent to like new condition; not a
scratch on the screen. It comes in the box with the USB cable/charger and headphones (never used). Please let
me know if you are interested.”
Which brings the picture into a whole new light. Now you know what an encased iPhvne (complete with three EXTRA cases!) looks like! Bet you never woulda guessed.
so where does the LG Env3 come into play?
LG Env3 is what people who own generic-brand frezzers have.
Tourettes… the clean version?
This is what happens when aspiring rappers write CL ads.
Add a few scratches and a bass-heavy beat, and you’ve actually got a pretty good tune going.
I smell someone trying to get a gig at Teh 40WaTt.
Band Name: Stutterers With Phones
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Too long, didn’t read.
Bianchi, you might have a virus on your computer. 8)
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I stopped reading once my eyes started bleeding.
Maybe I should write my bar prep notes like this. Repetition helps with memorization, after all….
Repetition helps with memorization, after all….
The bar is killing my brain. I read that and said “didn’t I say that? oh…I get it…haha!”
Some people are able to live fairly healthy lives after a bar has entered their brains.
(By the way, that link goes to one of the most awesome Wikipedia pages I’ve ever seen.)
Obviously the instruction DVD that came with the iPH was scratched…proving that it was NOT encased the entire time!
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*BUMP*
box with the USB cable/charger and headphones (never used)…
I know who this phone belonged to: ROOFER! ROOFER! ROOFER!
Grampdaddy, you know what’s coming. Bend over and take it like a man. Punchity Punch punch!
G’Night, Chik-Fil-A!
Just a minute – wait until I move away from the top of the stai….. thump, thump, thump, thump, thumpthumpthumpthump, — thump.
G’night, Windrose.
You people make me unable to read your comments. x_x I have zero ability to focus on repetitive statements…my eyes look at them, but my brain is saying “why are you reading this again? go drink more coffee! go pamper your cat! damnit why are you still reading?!”
Why are you still reading this?
Because it bears repeating. And repeating. And repeating like the zomb…
Because I love you guys and want to be polite 🙁 My brain is all “NO, FUCK THEM AND THEIR REPEATING-NESS. KILL THEM WITH FIRE.” But I took my Adderall and I’m good now. No more being bothered by repetitiveness.
Awesome, I can’t even type my own email address properly.
Go pamper your cat!
*hahaha*
That’s awesome, Isaac.
No thanks. The little brat made me get killed when I was trying to knife fight a cougar.