YSaC, Vol. LXXXIII
2008 October 14
Wanted: Blackhawk vs. Red wings 10/25 <> Have: Art Work – $225
Will trade 1 piece for 2 Tickets in 100 or 200 Level.
If I had 2 tickets to this game, I would SO trade them for that picture of a hot dog on the beach, surrounded by swimsuit beauties, circa 1972. It’s the fact that the hot dog is wearing a hat and sunglasses that does it for me.
What about you? Which picture would you trade for? They’re both clearly worth 2 tickets to an NHL game, so it’s a tough decision.
Hands down, without a doubt, I want that hot dog dude.
oh my… that hot dog photo is questionable. haha.
“Questionable” is a nice word for it, yes.
It’s obviously Photoshopped. There are pixels all over that one girl.
But I want the hot dog in the restaurant. Of course, I am more than willing to accept either picture now for tickets to the game then (Tardis not provided).
You know I often put a hat and glasses on…
I’ll be in the corner.
Take your trenchcoat too.
What about a ballerina costume?
I thought that was for Daleks only?
100 or 200 level, is that floor or nosebleed section?
I’m a level 200 Art Critic and I say;
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
:falls out of chair:
Now I want chili dogs.
Hot dog art. It’s the Next Wave, the New Thing, the Coming Trend, it’s hot, Hot, HOT! If you can get your hands on one of these babies, you will come together with many sausage collectors and find you can take more art than you thought.
Ah, the corner looks nice and restful this morning!
HEY! The hotdog picture is also a link!
*Ba-dum*
On closer inspection, the blond at the lowest end of the hotdog is applying mustard to him. I don’t think he knows what’s coming… poor wiener.
Don’t know who is wurst off, Sparky for thinking an NHL fan would go “Hey, I’d rather have this framed print than box seats to a hockey game.” Or, who ever told Sparky that they paid $450 for the pair or prints.
Does make a person wonder what Spark’ gave in trade to get the prints. And whether he has a few bowls of “magic beans” too . . .
D’oh!
had to be said; knew you would relish it
Ok, Captain:
Reminds me of the first ship I was on. One morning I see the stew-burner running up the dock holding a big butterfly net. When he got close to a group sea birds, he swung the net and caught two of the birds, which he stuck into a bag he was carrying. This went on for a while, and when he got back to the ship I asked him what the hell he was up to. He said he planned on making sausage out of the birds. I told him he was crazy, no one makes sausage out of birds. He says to me “Sure they do, you never heard of tern for the wurst?”
Uh, I don’t think those are beans, Cap’n. Although he may be hallucinating about beans in a short while.
Well if Sparky will either trade for those prints (or pay $450 for the pair) he’s given away an entire dairy of milchkuh for all number of spurious items, beans to reach giants, beans to fix the first beans, at least one batch of frijoles mágicos and so on . . .
The fact that most of those are pasas conjenos ought be taken as a given.
An entire dairy of… of…
What is a milchkuh?
I hope it’s not carnivorous.
That does sound rather Star Trekkian. Maybe another of Spocks’ bloodthirsty pets.
Sadly, no…Milchkuehe are simply German-speaking milking cows. Then again, who knows what sorts of things cows get up to in Germany?
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Tom Greenhalgh, here’s your first Punchity Punch Punch!
G’Night, Chicago and Detroit!
Sparky is using the phrase “art work” in the loosest way possible