A taco box w/taco – $15
You are buying a taco box with some taco.Call ###-###-#### or e-mail me.I will deliver or mail.It’s ok to contact me about similar items.
mmmm… taco.
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*(giggles)*
A Taco box. With some taco.
I’m pretty sure I didn’t come in a box.
I came in a wrapper.
*Looks at what he wrote*
Eeeeewwwww.
My initial thought on this was: “Or did you come in a wrapper that came in a box? ”
O.o
-shudder-
No, if he came in a wraper that came in a box, there would be no Mini Taco.
YEs, you had to go there–but, we all knew you had to;
just hold up the Bugs Bunny “Ain’t I a Stinker?” sign
Taco. *hehe*
Box. *hehe*
I hear this ad in the voice of Khan Noonien Singh (It’s taco night at the Anderson’s (which I always thought was an ad for iron ore)).
More like Sir Alec Guinness:
You are buying a taco box with some taco…
I am buying a taco box with some taco.
Call ###-###-#### or e-mail me…
I will call ###-###-#### or e-mail you.
I will deliver or mail…
You will deliver or mail.
It’s ok to contact me about similar items…
It’s ok to contact you about similar items.
Move along…
Move along.
I’m more interested in the “contact me about similar items” bit. What, does he have a hamburger box with a hamburger in it somewhere in his attic?
… I don’t think I’d trust an attic-hamburger, actually. Maybe it’s best that I never find out whether such a thing exists.
Possible similar boxes:
quesadilla
flauta (chicken, beef, or pork)
ropa vieja de Habana
chimichanga
burrito
… a bunch more, too many to list.
Similar items:
Vision poles
Loan chairs
Beer colors
Potable tv
Transgender radios
Sale boats
Beer colors? Potable TV? Transgender radios (my favorite)? They’re selling synesthesia? That would be frankly kind of awesome.
Sadly, I’ve seen:
Cain Po’s *
and
Beer Cubers
and
Salebuts
Luckily never all at the same marina.
*why a person would pay for a stalk of the local rattan to fish with is beyond me; but, I guess they forgot the take-a-box with line and hooks init.
So that’s where TM goes when he needs some alone time. He crawls inside his box.
And that’s how babby taco was formed.
*SNORT* Thanks, christina.
I had the exact same thought before scrolling down to see Christina’s comment …
I’d always wondered how Mini Taco babby was formed. Now I know… he was made in the Taco Box.
I guess it’s like the stork of the Mexican food world.
he was made in the Taco Box.
Oh my, Heddon, Bomber, Lazy Ike (not a slothful monk), Arbogast and Hulupoppers references now abound in the mush which fills my noggin.
But, that will also be due to finding paint from one lure transposed upon another, and the season-starting mush of jelly worms and other soft items having melded in the more obscure corners of one’s tacklebox.
Which rather colors my mental images of the taquito . . .
MrsTaco must be quite the enchilada.
They met in old El Paso, at a place with salsa dancing, and when he saucily took her in his arms and did his cheesy dip, she really rang Taco’s bell. He had many nachos in his belt, but this was different… amor at first sight…
… but now, after many years of marriage, he’s a mere shell of a man.
I swear you’re some kind of savant. Will you submit to brain scans? Please? It’s for science.
GrahamT!!!!!!1111!!1Elebenty
Good to see you!!!
And you, meine shiksa!
HHNF hasn’t been around much lately, either; however, we’re trying our best to uphold the traditions, even in the absence of our best schmutz-machers. You picked a particularly good day to visit … at least it seems so to me. 8)
Yeah, today’s post definitely has a lot of potential for naughtiness. I wish I got here earlier. 😛
@ Graham
Welcome back!!
Too bad you missed “Free Pron Day” earlier this week. Maybe someone saved you some…
Yeah, I was summoned and everything. Missed you.
@ Bianchi — WTF, I missed free pr0n? Now where am I going to get it?
@ HHNF — That was fast — the incense hasn’t even cleared from my summoning ritual. Welcome back.
Odd, I’m just on for my half-hour break, first time in a few days, and I get to see everyone and YOU, too! Lovelovelovelove.
is the candle and incense thing part of out hawt sect rituals? I haven’t been very faithful….
We must be in synch with the universe today, or something.
Yes, it is one of the mandatory rituals of our hawt sect. If you have missed taking part in it, you can repent by beating yourself with the ceremonial cat-o-nine-tails.
How did you know I was flaggelant today?
Oh, duh, the Tacos!
Flagellation is our fourth-holiest practice.
*counts anatomy in head*
Wait, I thought for sure it was our thire hole-iest practice…
Some orifices have multiple associated rites.
Y’all’s talk’t ’bout cookin’, ain’cha?
Us’in’m fancy worts an’ all.
Sees, I knows I kin use is’here comal en mi cocina t’ make all sorts a’chow; almuerza tacos; quesadillas, and t’like. T’aint bad fer a simple skillet.
Graham/HHNF: Dang, I have missed your repartee and single-entendres! Yay, today is a double feature (e.g., both of you).
@Graham: “Will you submit to brain scans? Please? It’s for science.”
How come nobody ever asks to scan my brain?
jackie, you probably don’t want to know what goes on during these “brain scans.”
I wonder if he has a burrito box, cuz I don’t see the point in having a taco without a burrito..oh, and while I’m at it I’ll need a margarita box, too. That’ll make me very popular down at the lake.
Everyone knows Taco Bell is selling taco boxes for $5. Well, everyone who doesn’t run from the room screaming when Charles Barkley’s attempting to rap on tv.
But, it rocks…it rocks…
I think this guy was my high school football coach. He put me on the offensive line, playing left taco. Then he moved me to right god, and then to sinner.
My coach usually made me play the position left out.
Don’t you guys mean high school football couch?
Error, Taco not found. Abort, Rety, Not.A.Taco?
*waves his arms in the air*
I’m right here Windrose!
Is that Taco in the box?
Is that Taco wearing sox?
Where did Taco put the lox?
Maybe in the lake in crocks!
So…when Mr. Eyebrows says he is going to get a taco, he’s really getting MORE fishing gear??? And I always believed him when he said they were out of green burritos that day.
I hear this in Bacontini’s voice.
Bacontini think this advert not quite right for him. But he fix it!
A taco box w/taco – $15
You are buying taco box wit some taco. For everyone, it $15, except da ladies to whom Bacontini gladly give dem de taco box for free. He even throw in de extra taco. Call Bacontini any time of de day or even e-mail him! Bacontini will deliver or mail taco box, but prefers to deliver. Dat’s right ladies, Bacontini will deliver to you in person. He swoon with amorous delight tinking dat he might deliver to a lady, so ladies ask for him to deliver!
It’s ok to contact Bacontini about similar items, or just to talk. Bacontini is here for you lovely people, but especially de ladies.
Dere, now you can buy Bacontini’s box… why you laughing at Bacontini?
So that’s how they make fish tacos.
You could probably send some worms to camp here too.
What, no sheep?
HHNF, I’m not sure sheepaway camp would fit in the Taco Box.
Cool, always wanted to know how to get me some Taco Del Mar
SpaceBug, did you look at the Don’t Suck Box? Congratulations! Here’s an early punch, since I may be gone the rest of the day — Punchity-punch-punch!
um, wow.
um,
damn.
*begins desperate search for new life goal*
How did you even pick? The same person seems to be selling:
A tennest racket – $55
A mess kit & camping lanters – $50
A rolling golf catie – $30
A kid bike w halments – $25
Base ball equimint – $25
A pair of boundlers – $35
You know, boundlers
Apparently a graduate of the Unblubler School of Sounding-It-Out.
I was just thinking the exact same thing Camille
Hey, parents! Were you traumatized* as a child by a teacher who kept telling you to “sound it out” – but you didn’t know what she meant?
Well, we here at the Unblubler School didn’t know what she meant either! And we’re still not sure! So we’ve developed a spelling curriculum* that emphasizes creativity* and serendipity* over pesky things like what words sound like, or mean. Your child will be trained to put letters where he damn well pleases – because after all, in this day and age isn’t he going to rely on spell check anyway?
* We hired somebody else to spell the big words for us.
A “rolling golf catie” is used to keep score – it’s a golfing catulator. That’s probably a pretty good price.
WANT!
That tennest ball is out of boundlers! One pownte for the opposite team type person!
Is a conincidence that the link in that clickety (technical term) begins “http://cathaus.org”?? Does this mean that Catmath is expanding to Catspelling? One more step on the road to global domination!
Maybe this person is on to something. You could put all your toppings in the different slots and really have a taco bar anywhere. I can see it now, black beans, many types of peppers and onions, a few good cheeses, and a healthy stack of shells in the bottom. Fold it all up, and you are set.
*I doubt this will seem like a great idea after I get some breakfast. I’m starving.
I thought a rolling golf Catie was some chick surreptitiously associated with Tiger.
… I’ll get me coat.
Later edit: Crap, this was supposed to go up under Grampdaddy. Perhaps, like Steve, I need breakfast*, AND coffee, especially.
*A breakfast burrito sounds pretty awesome right now, actually.
Thanks Lola, but I don’t want to go under Tiger. (Or not.a.tiger)
Grampdaddy, that’s probably very wise. I’m sure that’s a crowded place.
*hands out virtual cups of coffee, breakfast burritos, and salsa*
Dang, and I missed it. No wonder I had this craving for heuvos con papas fritas soft tacos. Ymm, supper, nom, nom.
You could put all your toppings in the different slots and really have a taco bar anywhere
Have to [corey] here, such boxes always develop a ‘funk’ for want of a better term, one that just gives me a twitch at the thought of being a portable buffet appliance.
I’m including a few EMS taco-boxes in this category, too.[/corey]
They usually smell like plastic fishing worms and that stuff you put on them to trick fish into thinking they are real worms. I bought a nice little all-aluminum box at a yard sale to keep my art supplies in and a bottle of that stuff had been spilled on the top tiers, melting the plastic and making it ever so much fun to clean out.
My paper blenders still smell a little like that stuff.
I love the smell of plastic fishing worms…I’m “interesting” that way.
Mer, there are stranger things (in heaven and earth than in our febrile imaginings) to like the smeel of; like crickets, mealworms, or stinkbait.
Luckily, dear Horatio, those are not among my craved aroma.
Fresh oil worms do have one of those evocative scents, though.
I like the smell of civet oil. Skunk. Just a wee bit, from far off. Ever since the incident with my dad, the skunk and the pit trap…
They do use civet oil in perfumes. No joke.
Can I get a corey point?
If not for civet musk trivia, then at least for the excellent sneer in the new avatar
I keep my makeup in a tackle box and refer to it as my lures. I just don’t get to go fishing much any more. There’s a joke in there somewhere about “catch-and-release”, but it’s too early for me to find it.
So the singer of “Putting on the Ritz” is sleeping with the fishes, huh? If some taco is in the box, where’s the rest of him? Maybe I shouldn’t buy the wood chipper from the poster….
I really want this, but I’m too busy to call today. I’ll call tamale….
no thanks. you got a knish box with a knish?
Knish box is for a niche market…
*slinks from room muttering about bad pun*
Come back, Grampadaddy! This is the best place for bad puns!
Ooh – I lurk and I smirk, and park and snark, but almost never leave.
Bwwwwwaaaaaaaahhh!
Yeah, just ’cause we’re on computers doesn’t mean we won’t byte!*
*This may or may not be true.
I don’t bite, much……
I’ll only bite if you ask nicely.
Should a gnish box be bedazzeled with blini?
Or would gold chain accessories be gauche?
I would like to buy 23 knish boxes please, as long as they come fully stocked.
I’ve spent years looking for the perfect box for tacos! The bottom area holds the shells and the different compartment layers sort out the meats, cheeses, and vegetables!
Only $15 and it already has some taco? Score!
So that’s why my ears were ringing this morning. Weird.
*Ahem*
I wanna eat a Taco Box,
Taco, Taco, Taco, Taco, Taco Box
Trying to decide if I need brain-bleach or if I should applaud….
However, if this becomes a fast-food business, I’ve got the slogan locked up: “What do you want in YOUR taco box?”
Wow, a Taco Box! Just what I’ve always wanted! See all the little compartments up top, perfect for storage of toppings and a menagerie of sauces! And in the bottom… perfect for tortillas, and various forms of vegetables, as well as the occasional kidnappings of notable YSaCers! What a steal at only $15.00! And similar items, too? Could it be… the Burrito Bag of Wonders I’ve been searching for?
They called me crazy, but I knew it was real…
I did see a Burrito Bag of Holding on CL earlier today…
Slightly OT, Astro, but since you draw worms so nicely, can you draw flies? 8)
Never tried. Except for the little kind of dot with two wing-looking things kind.
Why, did you have anything in mind?
Nothing in mind, except a really bad pun and a suggestion to bath more often. LOL *crickets*
Sigh. Where did I leave my coat this time?
It’s a box.
There are Tacos.
And there’s fishing
YES, It’s the new TACO BOX from RONKO!!!!
NOW you can have it all.
Boxes of Tacos and Tacos of Boxes in any variety you could possbly imagine.
Complete with 420 accessories.
For just 3 payments of $17.99 you get:
Box, complete with 38 compartments
Plus:
248 shiny things
69 grams of meat like substance
46 shells
30 chunkettes of tomato
16 pieces of string
8 worms de quilt
2 tubes of goo
YES, all this can be yours for the LOW, LOW, PRICE
of 3 payments of $17.99
BUT WAIT
If you call now, I will double the offer and give you two Taco Boxes.
Thats 496 shiny things
178 grams of meat like substance
92 shells
60 chunkettes of tomato
32 pieces of string
16 worms de quilt
4 tubes of goo
AND, I’M STILL NOT DONE.
If you call within the next 20 minutes,
I’m going to throw in a babby’s arm holding an apple
“a babby’s arm holding an apple” – I know where I’ve heard that phrase before … o.O … and the thing is … they’re usually on offer for free!
But +elebenty for “chunkettes” and about four gross of unidentified shiny things!
I refuse to be distracted by shiny thi-
oooooh, blinky lights
ah, I see someone else who needs that t-shirt design I’ve got.
Ooooo, shiny…
@Lola
It’s probably “craigslist” free.
Free or just 3 payments of $17.99
*is laughing too hard*
*can’t breathe*
*dies laughing*
And after all that recovery.
Lucky for you, most artists are only appreciated post-humorously.
Please respawn where the Flood can’t find you.
I knew there would be a day when a YSaC comment resulted in a wrongful death lawsuit. I just always figured you or I would be the defendant.
I cannot comment without my attorney present. *grabs suitcase full of money and forged documents, runs off to waiting chopper*
Ok, this is maing my brain spin (even more than normal, and to the extent that mush revolves freely). This will wander now, corey-like.
So, taco box + fishing scans to Tako, which makes this a specialized octopod fishing accessory (which is no great calimari, unless one ika the breading and all).
Then, I’m sounding this out in my head, vice all the fisher-folk I know, and drawing a clean blank for what regional accent that could be. Which then leads my poor brain to more specific nautical usage.
If one assembles line and framed pulley sheaves, one is said to assemble a tackle, which, by custom is pronounced TAKE-ul. Those framed sheaves are known as blocks, which is where the term-of-art “block and tackle” comes from.
Now, in my off-road days, I had a TAKE-ul box, which was a wooden crate containing a mix of luff and gun tackle, along with line and chain straps, and dare I say it, snatch blocks (an ordinary block with either an open, or an open-able, side). All to the end of being able to un-stuck vehicles.
Ah, life, almost as good at mixing metaphors as CL (or is that snark simile?)
The amount of double entendres applicable to this entry that have already been featured in comments, coupled with my own relative tardiness in commenting, leave me uncharacteristically flummoxed.
In other news, how about the effervescent Jay Sean? He can run in my crew any day of the week. That much I’m sure of.
Jay Sean and your crew aren’t in the Llamanun’s Literary Lolgasm League Local #Leventy.
Now git.
I’m a simple Jersey Boy, Hell Hath. Too much alliteration. Too many syllables.
You probably don’t care much for Billys either: Squier and Ocean.
I’m partial to Mays, myself. But I’d take Caribou Queen over “Stroked too much” Squier any day.
‘The Kid’ version is just fine by me, as is Dee Williams, Graham *hehe graham*, and Joel.
I’ve been wanting some Colt 45 for the longest time.
Today is an EXCELLENT day! Taco in the ad, Graham T and HHNF back in comments, all’s right with the world.
*looks behind self to be sure not bad luck is creeping up again*
Our Windrose doesn’t need back luck. Don’t make my get my pointed stick.
Thanks for the love, love. i needed it today.
HHNF- Don’t take this wrong (if that’s possible) but the new avatar made me think “Young pissed Debbie Gibson.”
In a good way…
‘back’ luck? My brain is splody today. ‘Bad’ luck, kthx, stupid fingers and keyboard as it’s accomplice.
Debbie Gibson? I’ll take her legs and money, but the reputation? I can take care of myself.
In Soviet Russia Taco box you……..
It’s Ronco not Ronko
Ron is for Ron Popeil, inventor and late night TV commercial impressario
co is for “Company” of “Corporation”
Not sure what ko could be except for the stock market ticker symbol of Coca-Cola
Thanks, Corey. I think that the spelling may be intended to help casual readers to discern that this facetious offer is not an actual Ronco product.
Or, they may not actually care. It made the “You Don’t Suck at Commenting” box, which is this site’s highest approbation, so clearly the Llamanun and Ostrimu aren’t fussed.