YSaC, Vol. 560: You can leave your hat on.
Hey ladies! I know many of you like being stared at topless by creepy people from the internet, right? Of course you do! But if only someone would actually go to the trouble of locating the opportunities FOR you, so you don’t have to. Well, fear not, and read past the cut.
The most common variety of these ads, of course, is the topless house cleaner, as exemplified by this fine specimen.
House Cleaning – m4w – 23
Seeking a young female 18-25 must be attractive, must be very busty, must be willing to relocate pay will change if you relocate to 2000 a week instead of 1200 a week, and must send photo and a little about your self.. Please make sure the picture is of you with no shirt. this is a 5-6 day a week job and about 6-8 hrs a day. must preform all duties topless and in a short short skirt preferably no under ware i am 22 rich and well my looks are top model quality. you must be out going this is not a sex position at all. there will be no sex for money or non of that if anything happens it is because it was meant to and will be mutual between me and you if you get picked for the spot. thanks for looking and respond with a pic and number to be considered remember 25+ dollars an hour. depending on looks willing to go up to $40.00 an hour so good money for just cleaning and showing what you were blessed with. my name is Jason F. This is the position and you will be ignored with no topless pic thanks a bunch. And I am single and I sometimes will have you come in even before i am awake so dont be afraid i sleep nude so if you see something in the morning lol well lets just say you shouldn’t be disappointed ; )
Thank goodness the position is just for housecleaning, and not copy editing. I think I’d want a LOT more money for that, even WITH my clothes on.
But maybe housecleaning isn’t your thing. Besides, that way, it’s just Jason F. ogling you. That’s not NEARLY disturbing enough. So how about being on a cooking show?
nude actress for cooking…
Hello,
I am starting up a website that has respies and step by step nude videos on how to cook these respies. Not all videos will be nude. some all you will have on is an apron or a sexy outfit. You are to act sexy when cooking the food You do not need to know how to cook we have it set up very easy and you read from a scrip. Because the website is mostly selling nude women cooking food PLEASE be comfertable working nude on the camera. Please click above to send e-mail, but please only send e-mail with nude pic of body and face. All women will be considered, the top women will be called in for an interview and shown the scrip’s ect. pay will be discussed during interview. We also have connections with a couple modeling companies and would be willing to make a portfolio of you and send it to the modeling companies for you free of chanrge.
The worry here is that the “actress” in question will be reading from a scrip. As in, the piece of paper a doctor uses to write prescriptions. They’re very clear on this – it’s in there twice. So the “cooking” in question may be mixing up homebrew Lipitor or something. (There – now there’s at least a chance Google will mix up the “topless” ads with some pharmaceutical ads.)
But you don’t want to waste time with that. You spent weeks struggling for that cosmetology certificate, and you intend to use your credential. (Actually, I shouldn’t joke about the difficulty. In most parts of this country it is significantly easier to purchase an assault rifle than it is to be licensed to cut hair.) So, assuming you didn’t have someone else get your license for you, you’re all ready for this:
Topless Hairstylist Needed
We are currently looking for licensed cosmotologist/hair stylist to
interview for a new high end mens salon/club opening soon. The themed
salon will be around real stylist whom are dressed either in lingerie
or topless depending on the service chosen by the customer. This will
be a classy enviroment with upscale pricing and a 50/50 split with
huge tip potential. You must be attractive, skilled, engaging, and
willing to make every cut a memorable experience. There were be very
strict policies in place with an emphasis of providing a extremely
safe and pleasant working enviroment. We are only hiring the best 10
candidates so get your application in. Please email us your resume and
a photo. We will be scheduling in person interviews based on the
applicates qualifications and over all presentation. All resumes and
inquires will be strictly confidential and not released or shared with
anyone outside the HR department of the company.
This company has an HR department, so they MUST be classy, right?
Thanks, Brittany, Carina, and Angela!
I’m pretty sure that nude cooking video has been done. Or maybe it was jello cooking with porn stars.
Not that I watch porn or anything. It’s just you see some weird stuff advertised at three in the morning.
I hate housecleaning. I’m sure not going to do it topless for somebody even for that amount of money. In my experience, men named Jason are not attractive or rich.
Jason got his on-line porn membership cut off when his cc was declined. Having no money and already gone through all the free porn, he is just trying to get his fix by getting free nude photos sent to him. He was typing the ad with one hand which is why there are so many errors. I don’t think I need to go into detail as to why he was only typing with one hand.
penguin, you are a soul of great restraint. you belong here. what happened to my caps key?
BWAHAHAHA
I HAVE DOUBLE THE CAPS KEYS NOW< MY PLAN IS NEARLY COMPLETE! YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE ME!
WITH LOVE<
TACO"S PINKIES
Jason has finally delved the question at the fundament of the Craigslist Universe, viz.,
What IS the sound of one hand typing?
*wappity*wappity*wap*wap*wap*wap*wap*
Actually one of the innovations of Web 2.0 is that there is as much or more free porn floating around as pay sites. This is a bad development for parents and an awesome development for 13 year old boys who don’t have credit cards.
It’s not only been done, it’s been done by Mike Rowe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN78BWp8Hms
I love Mike Rowe! Thanks for the link!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2c7nZ7o08E&NR=1&feature=fvwp
LOL
Mike Rowe, Sex Kitten . . . I laughed so hard I cried! *holding face* My cheeks! My cheeks! Forget coffee splatter. Try tears splashing on keyboard. Some serious explanation required to fellow coworkers (after I caught my breath). Good Lawd Almighty.
Thanks Graham for the tear duct, cheek and lung exercise today!
Graham , this is why I love you. My family will never watch Dirty, Dirty Jobs the same way.
The crazy thing is that DiscoveryNetworks is the official YouTube channel and they put this in there:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2c7nZ7o08E&NR=1&feature=fvwp#t=0m40s
OMG – she puts and apron on to make pancake batter, but NOT to cook the barbecue – with the oil splatter, her decolletage area is going to look about 108 years old in about….next week!
edit: See, TM knows what I’m talking about.
I only once cooked in the nude. It was for my wife while we were dating. It was supposed to be a little kinky and sexy… I ended up with second degree burns all over my chest and stomach.
I’m thinking fried chicken was not the best choice for nude cooking.
Sounds hot.
I thought everyone knew the 1rst Law of (Male) Chefs: Never cook bacon naked. Sorry to hear about your unfortunate corollary, TM.
I wonder what Bacontini has to say about that rule.
You ask for Bacontini’s opinion, and he give it to you.
Bacontini does not recommend making da bacon in the nude. However, once da bacon is cooked, you can make da Bacontini without da clothes on. Just be careful with da ice cubes… unless you like dat sorta thing.
As always, Bacontini is here for you.
Seriously, cooking bacon naked is the way to get bacon cooked right because it means that you have the heat low enough that the bacon doesn’t spatter grease, which means that the heat is low enough that the bacon is cooked properly, which is so that it is chewy/crispy, not over cooked and just crunchy, which I personally don’t like.
It’s a lot better to think about a woman cooking it though than a guy not just because I’m a straight guy, but the hair issue comes into play; even without the Brazilian job women just aren’t going to contaminate like men, lets face it. I grant you, that’s less of an issue with something like bacon than say, a casserole. I would bet that a hair on a bacon griddle essentially goes away. I’ll try it and let you all know.
I feel like this conversation has been had here before, and it went somewhere in the direction of situations in which one would pop popcorn in the nude.
At least I think that was here, it could have been a conversation had at my work, since all the conversations at work end in either nudity, homosexuality or bowel movements. Yeah, we are in no way a PC workplace.
I once supervised a group of (mostly) college students. Once we established that virtually nothing was taboo and nobody would complain, the conversations were pretty unbelievable. I can easily imagine hearing them debating the pros and cons of working while naked. Being students, they just might have done it for $25/hour. Even/particularly the guy.
I work in a corporate-ish setting and most of the employees here are 40+, not that either of those things stop them from going into the gory details of their weekend sexscapades to near strangers/coworkers. Our general manager has a new story every Monday about what he tried to do to get his wife aroused, and whether or not it worked. Trust me when I say that I always hope it doesn’t work because if it does, then the story continues.
We had one female temp working here for about a week, and before she left I asked her how she liked it and she responded ‘I just can’t believe no one in this place has ever gotten sued’, which pretty much hits the nail right on the head.
So you’re saying there’s an opening at your place of employment? Would you mind forwarding my resume?
I actually love being naked. I would totally work naked if I could, but I think it may be against our company dress code. Also, I don’t have the type of body that most people would want to see naked.
I used to bake in the nude. Now I have roommates, and a giant window out of the kitchen.
* restrains self from making tasteless muffin top joke*
Good move, Sarajean. Wouldn’t want to imply her muffins are tasteless if you haven’t actually tried them.
That’s why I restrained myself. I’m sure Lawninja’s muffins are very firm and moist.
My husband put out a grease fire in the nude.
Now THAT was hawt.
My husband’s name is Jason*. He is extremely attractive and since he makes twice what I make I think he is rich. Plus he sometimes takes off his shirt and cleans the house for me 😉
*Not Jason F thank goodness!
May I rent him by the hour? I have some ironing to be done.
Ooooo Meredith. Ironing naked not good idea. Have scars to prove it.
*Waves money* Yoo-hoo!
I need my gutters cleaned. Is he bonded and insured?
What sort of gutters are you referring to? You know.. the bonded part threw me off a bit there.
Bacontini think da YSaC gutters must really need cleaning; all our minds seem to be stuck in dem.
I am too short to reach the gutters. Here, let me put on this maid costume and stand on this ladder. Could you hold it still for me?
I’ll make sure he’s bonded. *snerk*
That’s bonded, not bound, HHNF.
Okay, co…Sarajean.
Sorry ladies, he has a very jealous wife 😉
Bonded, James Bonded.
(edit) haha, beaten to the Bond: just scrolled down and saw the next set of comments.
Are respies similar to double agents?
Cooking nude respies – this sounds like something for Bond.
You know there were some good Bond movies related to this:
Live and let Dice
Licence to Grill
Twinkies are Forever
Moonbaker
Octopussy
Doughfinger
The Fry Who Loved Me
In Her Majesty’s Secret Seasoning
Tomorrow Never Fries
Clams Casino Royale…
For Your Pies Only
The Man With The Golden Bun
From Russia With Spuds
GoldenFry
Isn’t a Casino Royale what the French call a Big Mac? I seem to remember that from some movie.
Oh, Meej, you fit in nicely.
what IS that avatar Meredith?
Believe me,dev – you do not want to know.
You really don’t want to know.
It even frightens Bacontini.
Thanks 🙂
(Amusingly enough, my in-laws said the same thing… also based on puns. I guess I just like a good pun crowd.)
PEEP! Tasty, sugary, marshmallowy goodness…
It was from the comments section a few days ago. Something new should be popping up any minute now. Something fitting for the topic today.
In that case, don’t tell me. I’ve asked that question before and got an answer, and then had to go use the mind bleach, so I’ll settle for ignorance this time thanks.
Dev, in this case, ignorance=bliss
Yeah, dev. It has nothing to do with fu**ies.
Even though I knew what the missing letters were, I was very much the ignorant Wheel of Fortune contestant and put the two very wrong letters there.
Darlink, you wouldn’t be HHNF is you didn’t.
Sounds like a nude breakfast cereal.
“Respies! Part of a balanced breafast, now with a free toy in every box!”
“Toy requires 4 D batteries (not included).”
Wow. What I wrote looks much naughtier than it did it did in my head. (Then again, most things do)
I bought some batteries once….but they weren’t included…
It can be hard to find batteries with inclusions.
Mmmmmm – Free sex toys.
In Soviet Russia toys sex you!
That’s IT, buy me a ticket to Soviet Russia!!!!
Since everyone think Bacontini is Russian:
In Soviet Russia, free cereal come with toy!
Bacontini, I didn’t realize that was a Russian accent. I thought it was New Jersey.
Meredith, you need both a ticket and a bathtub time machine.
Bacontini, I beg to differ.
In Soviet Russia, toy come with free cereal!!!
huh, did you edit? I could have sworn it read diffently…just a second ago. I’m losing my mind….everybody watch where you step!
I’ll get my acix re-flux capacitor.
“Respies” to me sounds like a pie made from medical students who don’t make the grade. Mmmmm, res-pie and tomato sauce, with a bacontini on the side please.
I got a cookbook for Christmas. I’m gonna have to look for a respies recipe…
My favorite is respied bean dip.
Mmmmm… Sounds delicious.
when i read that it had “respies”, i thought it sounded like slang for an STD – especially considering the context in which i was reading it.
Well, I’m a very good cook. But the problem is what they want in the pic. I don’t mind sending a nude pic of my body, but my face? No. I draw the line at that!
Yes I’m totally with you there WR. I don’t let people take nude pictures of MY face either.
I just reread the ad and it does it specify what the body needs to look like. Just need to act sexy while cooking. I can do that. After the surgeries I’ve had, I could give Frankenstein’s monster a run for his money. Put on a Dolly Parton wig. Use some make-up tips from RuPaul. Identity concealed to all those but my husband and doctors. Hmmm….
I could probably hook the guy up with an out of work femal clown who wouldn’t mind doing these things in the nude. She’d even wear the makeup and everything.
Great, now I’m going to get IT all excited.
If they don’t care what the body looks like, I have a cousin who is a mortician…
ugh…just saw my error
posting while talking on the phone does not work
Bacontini does not need to put an add on craigslist to see da woman’s breasts. Bacontini must only ask and they are there for him to see. But, Bacontini has too much class to ask. Yes, you can trust Bacontini to always be da gentleman.
Because you see, Bacontini is always here for da ladies, not da other way around.
Why does Bacontini refer to himself in the third person?
Bacontini is a complex drink. I think Bacontini has issues.
I would too if I had to have my grease strained off.
Yes, Bacontini’s got a severe case of Illeism…….
I hear a thick Russian accent.
In Soviet Russia, Bacontini speaks to you in Russian accent.
Bacontini was going for more of a swarthy Italian. But it is sadly hard to do for Bacontini using only da typing.
In Soviet Russia, you speak to Bacontini in Russian accent, too.
This nested wrong, but it was meant as a reply to Bacontini not needing to “put an add on craigslist to see da woman’s breasts.”
How apropos, considering that someone famous (so famous I can’t remember who) once said that martinis are like a woman’s breasts: one is not enough, and three is too many.
Torza always thought Bacontini’s accent was italian. Torza Guesses she was right! 😀
Torza will go and cook in the nude now.
Edit: No Torza didn’t mean to steal Baccontini’s idea, Torza just thought of it before seeing Bacontini
Jason F must be a scammer. If you’re 22, rich, and have “top model quality” looks, then you wouldn’t have to pay women to take off their clothes.
The housecleaning thing I’ve done before (fully-clothed) and I was paid more than $25-$40 an hour. And it was not worth it. Cleaning other people’s nasty messes is horrible work. (Most people who hire a service don’t bother picking up after themselves. The things I’ve seen…*shudder*)
I believe the top model quality he refers to is for a Chevy Suburban, Hummer, or similar. Big, bulky, pointless on the wrong terrain, and not as impressive as the person driving it thinks.
Tora thinks this too.
Sarajean, Tora has felt your pain, too
*flashback*
sigh
We had a topless haircuttery down the strip mall from my ballet studio when I was a kid. I didn’t realize that until I was older and remembered some comment my mother had made about prostitution and hairstyling and being glad that place had fully-curtained windows. I asked & she confirmed. It was called “Sampson & Delilah.” :-/
According to her it was a bit of a fad 30 years ago and some stayed around for a while.
So that’s why they’re called strip malls!
I could do a little shopping. And maybe a trim… I’ve got this huge tip just burning a hole in my pocket.
Please, we really didn’t need to know about your huge tip.
Of course this is coming from the guy who flashed his massive link at everyone.
……….. ….
Does tora even WANT to know?
*cricket chirps*
no, Tora doesn’t
Doing these things naked/topless sounds dangerous.
Housekeeping topless sounds disgusting. I’m a housekeeper and I get the grossest things on me while cleaning. Not to mention I’m using heavy duty chemicals. I mean, I wear gloves for a reason…. I’d like my sexy bits to have some protection too…..
@Billy ths will totally work!! Yeah my mom will be gone all day Sat so we can use the kitchen & did u get ur dads video camera??
Scrip ideas 4 u
“Oh my that whiped cream spurted evrywhere!!!”
“Lets bend over and check in side the oven!!”
“this is how u lick the batter off the spoon,, real slow”
somethin about buns & weiners LOL
“lets bend over and check the oven again!!
i bought bannanas & when we can get it burned Ive already sold 3 copies to some Losers in gym class
Sounds like you’ve done this before, l_c.
That reminds me, sarajean… my mom wants her apron back. You can keep the spatula, though.
Hey HEY HEY HEY….Sarajean…you have some Splainin to doooo…
I was young and needed the money…
l_c, I sent it to the cleaners, it should be back Tuesday. I couldn’t get all the damned guacamole stains out.
SARAJEAN!!!! Get out of my room! NOW!
Shot through the heart….and YOU, Sarajean, are to blame.
I thought it was Lola who gave love a band name.
I think SaraJean gives love a bland name.
*weeping* Forgive me Meredith, he plied me with bacontinis and imported cheeses! It meant nothing!
Well, I know for sure she gave it a brand name. L$VE–by Sarajean
If it was yesterday I would say I give love a bran name.
I know what love is……
That’s the last line to “Leave Your Hat On” which is way up there on my list of favorites, both the Randy Newman original and the Joe Cocker cover and thanks drmk for the reference, I’ve had the song in my head all day today as a result while hunched over the keyboard typing and drinking coffee nonstop, and I really don’t have anything clever or snarky to say here, not that my comments ever are all that clever or snarky, nor did I post yesterday either which was a really weird and kind of intimidating day on ysac with all the new people but fun too; j.h.c. what a lot of posts yesterday, today is much calmer but it’s nice to see the new people too; love your new avatar Meredith but it’s disturbing too because I’m starting to get turned on by it somehow, sorry Meredith, maybe it’s the plunger if that’s what it is in your hand but I hope it’s not a plunger in your hand that’s doing it to me because that would be even more disturbing; which reminds me again of “Leave Your Hat On” because really that song is about fetishistic/obsessive love which I have to admit I think is the highest form of love, did I say that out loud?, ok have to go now have a doctor’s appointment – something about my meds, love to all.
Breathe, jg; I hope they adjust your meds or take your coffee away, whichever you require.
I know I was kidding about the doctor’s appointment and the meds but seriously my mental state was exactly like that post. Chilling out now. Thanks
I’m glad you knew you were kidding about the doctor’s appointment. 😀
Sometimes I’m not sure if I am kidding or not.
Group highfive for our sacrilicious YDSaC!
WOOO! Group punch! We rule ♥
Bees be with you, brother!
And also with you.
Also, thanks to Lola for her contribution.
Welcome … tho I don’t know what I’m being thanked for.
*racks brain in attempt to recall sacrilege, fails*
Oh wait! I see it – the box. Nice!
Ack! How could I forget Lola? Fixed.
Lola, please forgive me. Even the llamanun makes mistakes.
Hey, Tacomagic, take a look at this:
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7648/hhnf.jpg
I think you owe us 99 posts.
Sorry, Imageshack is blocked here. I’ll look at it later though.
I got it to load on my phone. That is freaking awsome. I’ll see what I can do about those posts. But it may have to wait until I’m at a computer that doesn’t crash while trying to load 902 comments.
You had a lot to keep track of in that post, your Sacred Quadrupedness! It’s OK. 🙂 Thank you.
Awesome! We really pulled it together for that one!
Yeah, my work computer can barely handle opening my gmail account. I tried to pop open yesterdays post and it just froze, as if to say, “Say whaaaa??? You are NOT serious, are you?”
How did I not see that pic yesterday? I’ll have to thank Silva, she is a mad genius!
HHNF- You’re welcome 😉
My first card punch! Woo hoo!
Windrose has a lot of punching to do today.
Not in the face!
…or his massive link.
*stops herself just in time* Thanks, Lareina, that was close!
i attend a dance class that requires a punch card, and frequently the instructor says something akin to, “please don’t forget to show me your card so i can punch you”.
Does this mean I can stay around for awhile?
Oh, please do!
And get yourself an avatar while you’re at it!
just seeing if i did this avatar thingy right
um….nope
I see an avatar with some text.
if you don’t see it penguin, close your browser, clear your cache and history, then open it again and come back, works for me every time.
How odd, when I first logged in, Penguin had no avatar at all, no quilt, no picture, nada. Now I see the quilt square again.
When did the Wednesday night prayer service start back?
That was truly inspired, y’all.
It was a dark and stormy night…
http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=3912#comment-24432
agreed l_c, it was quiet something.
Let’s have a big cheer for all concerned.
Yay! My first punch! Thank you, SexyFingers!
HH, come correct…it’s MR.SexyFingers!
Yes, ma’am. I’m sorry, Mister SexyFingers.
Now kiss em….KISS THE SEXY FINGERS OF MR. SEXY FINGERS!!!
Muah! Tastes like….cumin and tarragon and hot sauce.
Have you ever been listening to someone talk but your brain is working much faster than necessary to process what they’re saying, and they say a sentence fragment or part of a word and your mind starts filling in the rest with something horrible before the rest of the sentence comes and clarifies it?
Getting a little creepy there girls.
But my SexyFingers do enjoy the attention.
Graham – Yes, that’s happened to me.
I have a feeling you bring that up for a reason. Would you like to share?
I think you have been my victim one too many times to not know that happens to me on a regular basis, Graham.
Oh, no reason, Addicted Reader, I was just… taking a survey.
For your ‘friend’, right? Your ‘friend’ Wade?
Yes, uh-huh. He doesn’t want to go to school so I’m doing it for him. Carry on…
Montreal (Quebec, Canada) used to have a topless hair salon and breakfast dinner – not the same place. Both were close to the oil refineries in the East End.
There is a wonderful juxtiposition there.
I thought you had to wear a hairnet or some other type of hair covering if you served food. How would…I mean…what would you…
You know what? I think I’m better off not knowing.
Two words, sj: Brazilian Wax.
*winces*
I was right, I was better off not knowing.
How many waxes in a brazilian?
Depends on the size of the (brazilian) nut.
I wouldn’t mind giving W a million whacks, but I don’t think I have time for a brazillion. I’m a busy guy.
Does someone else want a turn with the cricket bat when I’m done?
Did someone say cricket?
I’m sorry, it’s practically a Pavlovian response now…
SJ- I think there is going to be an entire generation of young men who believe that there is no hair in certain places.
I think there already is one, and they all live in Japan.
TM – Racist 🙂
Actually it was a reference to some of the weird laws they have with regard to porn in Japan.
They will also believe a woman’s private bits are composed of different colored squares. And they all seceretly have the hots for tentacled monsters.
(I had a beau who really liked hentai. One of the reasons he is now an ex-beau. WARNING – Don’t Google that, it is NSFW/NSFC)
Why not, Sarajean? Everybody loves a good tentacle.
Sarajean,what about windrose? She LOVES CTHULHU!!!
Windrose and Cthulhu, sitting in a….giant hellmouth…on a pile of corpses….
First comes….ummm….summoning…then comes…ummm…uh…
Then comes terror…
Then comes the cultists with the spawn of the Elder God!
(Not quite the same ring to it.)
Sure it does. It just needs a little work.
Windrose and Cthulhu sitting in a giant hellmouth
on a c-o-r-p-s-e-p-i-l-e
First comes summoning, then comes terror,
then comes the cultists with the Elder God’s youngsters.
Catchy.
It has a good beat and you can writhe in torment to it.
Wow, you said his name three times, and he still didn’t show up? He must have overslept. 8) BTW, very cute rhyme.
Only by an hour. 🙂
Don’t go to Jason’s house!
It’s a trap!
And you would know that, how?
Because the deflector shields are still up!!!!
That pervert is operational!
That pervert is operational!!
Eeee! It’s Lando! Can you do the lines from the Colt Malt liquor commercial for us? Pretty please?
There are two rules to remember if you want to have a good time. Rule number one — Never run out of Colt 45. Rule number two — Never forget rule number one.
You wanna know why you should keep plenty of Colt 45 on hand? You never know when friends might show up…
I don’t claim you can have a better time with Colt 45 than without it… but why take chances?
Now do the bit with the TicTacs from Robot Chicken!
…my day, she has been made.
I have to say, I really prefer Lando and Bacontini to, say, Depressy—but what happens if Lando and Bacontini start trying to out-suave (or out-mack-daddy) each other? I worry about whether I’d be smooth enough even to read such an exchange.
Depressy watches always, Isaac…
Don’t sleep too deeply tonight.
Depressy, you’ve got a lot of nerve comin’ here. After what you pulled…
Always check for traps! Ooooooooh D&D…
You’re going to get SaraJean and I excited if you keep sweet talking us like that.
Maybe you missed THIS from a few days ago.
My trapsense is tingling…
Considering the power of hypno-dogs harnessed by the llama-nun, I’ll bet if she asked, she could get about 900 pictures forwarded to her. Good work on rallying the troops, our fearless leader.
Okay, I’m rocking in my chair here today. Not sure if it’s that these are as funny as I think they are (probable) or if it’s the caffeine (also probable).
Yet another one of my visions brought on by these ads: The topless hair salon. I’m sure the first customer of the day would have a fine show. Everyone after that would be audience to a pair of big hairy bosoms, growing hairer after every cut. Also, I’m sure the stylist will be unable to keep from scratching, because let me tell you, hair on your ta-tas ITCHES. Lesson learned–I now wear very high necked shirts when getting a haircut.
Somehow that takes a little away from the “classy” vibe they are going for.
And yes, “Big Hairy Bosoms” DOES sound like an AMAZING name for a band.
But they can clean up with their big, hairy besoms!
OOOOOHHHH…so they’re just “going green” and using the resources they already have available? OOOOKay.
*psst, Meredith – “besom” means “broom”. Chthulhu made a funny.
See, my work monitor has a lovely stripe right down the center, and it cuts off a good chunk of the letters over there. It could be a $ sign for all I know… besoms, really? Huh, have to remember that.
Yes. When you’re doing a crossword, and the clue is “They sweep clean,” and you’ve already filled in
B – – O M S …
… Don’t jump to any conclusions. It’s one of my favorite verbal arcana.
Okay, I was only grasping at straws with that one …
I’d like the band “Big Hairy Bosoms” to be comprised entirely of clean-shaven guys, just for juxtaposition.
clean shaven bald guys maybe? Although then they’re likely get called t*theads I suppose.
Rather like “Barenaked Ladies” then? Who are neither naked nor ladies.
I wasn’t thinking of them, but you’ve got it in one, SilvaN.
And why the heck aren’t they???
That would change too much about them for my taste. For example, if they had a million dollars, they might buy themselves some clothes.
They’d buy a green dress (but not a real green dress, that’s cruel).
Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?
There was a band in Austin called Two Nice Girls that consisted of three women.
There is a comedy group called “The Tortuga Twins.” It consists of 3 guys who look nothing alike.
You know what’s 4576847 times worse? There’s a band called Hell Hath No Fury.
What the eff kind of name is that?
One of my favorite local bands (before they broke up) was called Ben Folds Five. It was a trio.
Ben Folds!! I lerv them!
I think the miscounting thing was either started or popularized when the Hitchhiker’s Trilogy got up to 4 or 5 books.
Douglas Adams, RIP.
Don’t panic, Lola.
Do you know where your towel is?
sarajean80 Where is Ben Folds Five local to? They used to play them a good bit on WHFS in Baltimore/Washington. Then again, WHFS played a very eclectic mix of music.
Chapel Hill,NC is where they originated from. I saw them several times at the Cat’s Cradle in Carrboro and a couple places in Raleigh during my misspent youth.
On the subject of mislabeled / miscounted bands (etc.)—and for the YSaC trivia game later—in college I was in a juggling act called Three Steves.
Sarajean, I saw Ben Folds playing with the Queensland Symphony Orchestra a couple of years ago – the show was awesome!
He put on a kick-ass show back in the day, usually he would get up and throw his stool at the piano at least once. Tons of energy.
HFSkimo! I went to that back in the day when I lived near Baltimore. I loved that station!
Lola, like Bare Nekkid Ladies! 8) Love the humor in that band,
NOOOO!!!! Stupid system won’t let me edit and won’t send the deletion request, and now I’m all pithy! I’m really pithed off. (Chthulhu thinks we broke it yesterday.)
Quick! Where’s my pith helmet??
*groan*
Thtop it, guys!
you know, though, if the band was “Big Hairy Bosoms”, the youth of America would pronounce it “bow-sums”, which sounds a lot like “bo’suns”, which actually MIGHT be big and hairy, but which take away from the bust factor. the decline of literacy leads to…less innuendos?
Gotta agree with you on that…. anytime I’ve had my hair cut, and any hair gone down my shirt, it’s itchy-city. I can’t imagine no shirt at all.
Plus, what if someone wants their hair bleached/dyed? Not safe to do without coverings…
It’s the only time you could claim, “I burnt it with a curling iron” was a viable excuse in that area.
I’m just picturing said hair-stylists “map of tassie” after 4 weeks of colouring work. Hairy Pointillism – a new art form.
I’ve read all seven Hairy Pointillism books.
*spoiler alert*
Dumbledore DYES!!!
Ah, dammit! *an hero*
These jobs just sound dangerous for a naked person. Handling hot food (I assume cooking means there will be heating involved), chemicals, and sharp implements?
At least we know that the first posting is “not a sex position at all.” I was worried, what with the dress code, but I’m sure that Jason didn’t really have any choice.
I’m assuming he means that him fondling himself while watching you clean is not at all a sexual act between the both of you.
He’s just paranoid after the last 4 maids all stole from him. He’s not losing another Rolex to Sticky Fingers O’Shallahan. This way, you have nowhere to hide it.
And don’t worry…that’s not fondling he’s doing to you…it’s frisking.
In which case I might “accidentally” “frisk” him with the heel of my shoe, between his legs. Just in case he’s packing anything worth knowing about. Which I rather doubt. But, it’s best to be safe!
I doubt he has anything between his legs.
For some reason when I was reading the add for the topless hairdressers, my nipples decided to try to invert themselves. I think it was in sheer terror of the thought of such sharp shears in that general region without any sort of protective clothing. Sort of like what I hear testicles do in extreme cold, ya know?
How sad it would be, to be a ‘$25/hour’-looking girl.
Sadly, I’ve been told I’m a “2 Bud Ice’s and a Slim Jim”-looking girl.
Anyone who told me that and wasn’t kidding might have to duck.
I work in a Naval shipyard. I have heard insults that have given me bloody knuckles, and then make me cry in the shower.
Wait, what I meant was…
Is that why you picked the new avatar, Meredith?
It still scares me, but at least the person isn’t (obviously) a furry. And looking at the guy with that freakishly expectant expression.
I like Sarajean’s new one too. Is that one of your own? It’s endearing.
/cooing
It’s my eldest cat Simon, playing gopher under a SpongeBob sheet. He was getting jealous of the kittens getting all the attention.
His expression does look a bit put out. “Kids these days, hmpf.”
/catlady
Scrip can also be a form of currency. The webcast would be boring as hell without the nudity though:
“State of Guernsey. Promise to pay the bearer on demand. One shilling and three pence. Value received by Authority of the States. Number B3039. Signed, R. Chesterton, Treasurer. One third. One third.”
Ugh, I am totally skeeved out right now. Especially that first one. Please tell me that no one will ever answer that sort of ad!
Why, what’s wrong with it? Seems legit to me.
You have too much faith in humanity.
* makes big doe eyes*
You mean…there are ads on CraigsList that are not true?
*sniffle*
But…but the Easter Bunny said…She said Santa checked them all twice!
There, there, honey. I’m right here. Don’t let the big, bitter Taco burst your bubble just because his mean big brother told him I’m not real. I would never lie to you.
Harass you to no end, yes. Lie to you? Never.
How about a nice bacontini before I read you a story?
*sips drink, takes Zocor*
Thank you, I feel better.
They actually have companies that specialize in that particular thing in some cities. I saw it on Rob & Big so it must be true!
I was sitting at work during the only snowstorm we’ve had this year, and I realized there could be big money in a company that sent out sexy chicks to scrape the snow off your walk or car. And in the spring and summer they could do yardwork. Then I wondered whether that would be considered objectifying or “girl power”.
They have those already. I’ve seen advertisements on TV, they send over a woman in a string bikini to mow your lawn and trim your hedges.
Seems like a decent business plan; the women get a nice tan and some exercise while doing a fairly simple task and charging a ridiculious amount for doing it. Men get a two-fer; avoiding lawnwork and seeing a scantily clad woman they are not married to.
And then I would tell her, “I really like how you trimmed the bush” HA!!!
Bacontini not understand. How do you know that she’ll do a good job trimming da bush?
What, why you laugh at Bacontini?
Don’t forget the added bonus of skin cancer, sj!
The hairstylist one I may be surprised at…. but the other two… yeah, I can see plenty of skeezy guys thinking “wouldn’t it be awesome if I could not only get a woman who will cook and clean for me, but do it NAKED? She’s gotta be hot though” *rolls eyes*
I can see the inverview process now;
First Idiot: “Take off your shirt.”
woman complies
FI: “Now make me a sandwich.”
woman complies
FI: *while eating sandwich* Next!”
Second Idiot: “I thought she did a good job.”
FI: “Who cares? She was ugly.”
SI: “Dude, I don’t think anyone’s going to be looking at her face.”
Plus, SI still needs a sandwich.
I believe this was covered on an episode of Seinfeld.
Not everything looks so good nude.
Unless someone has is into that – fetish you know.
…and rule 34.
…was…
someone was into that.
Edit option never showed up.
Did we break the internets yesterday?
Reading the second one, all I could think was:
Hot oil…naked. Sautéing…naked. Leaning over a hot stove…naked. No, no, no, no, do not want.
AND they aren’t looking for someone who actually KNOWS hot to cook.
Doubling the likelihood of a wok-related burn to the bathing suit area
—->you’re doing it right.
I’m feeling a reunion of my favorite TSaC band, Scalds in Unfortunate Places.
Haven’t you heard? They have a new album due out next month, it’s called Applying The Ointment.
I liked their indie stuff before they got signed. That’s back when they went by Ouch Ouch Oh Shit Oh Shit Oh Shit Ouch Ouch Ouch. Then they shortened it to just OOOSOSOSOOO.
“Get Me to the F$cking Emergency Room” was my FAVE song in college.
The new single is going to be a retro throwback: “Blister, baby, blister.”
The retro throwback single will be issued on vinyl, with a double-A side cover of the Violent Femmes’ “Blister in the Sun.” I hear it’s expected to be the party song of the summer for drunken beachgoers who stood to close to the fire pit/BBQ!
Let me go on
like blister on my buns.
I just heard ‘Blister in the Sun” on the way home today. Couldn’t believe they were playing it on the soft rock without hard edge station I listen to.
Don’t judge; it’s the only one that stays tuned in the whole way to and from work.
And actually, they played Alice Cooper’s “School’s Out for Summer” last week. I guess like fine wine, it mellowed with age.
(Dun-di-dun-DUN dun, Dun-di-dun-DUN dun, Dun-di-dun-DUN dun. Dun. Dun.)
“I’ve got blisters on my fingers!!!!!” Ka-thump.
I’m a little concerned about the living standards of Jason F. 5-6 day a week job and about 6-8 hrs a day – who needs THAT much cleaning done in their house? Gross!
I think you may be expected to clean more than just his house.
What, the garage too? No way. A girl’s gotta have some standards and draw the line someplace. No steenking garages, or sheds, or any other outbuilding, with or without little crescent moons carved in the door.
Lola, Ed wasn’t talking about the garage, or the shed. He meant windows. Cleaning people never do windows.
He must have a lot of grimy grout.
To be fair, most of that time will be spent standing around being oggled.
Yeah, he wrote “maid”. I think he may have meant “slave”. That, or he is so dirty that model looks would NEVER be enough to compensate.
I would NOT want to be naked, or in any less than a biohazard cleanup suit in a house that needed that much cleansing. Just pour bleach on it, burn it, and let it grow back. Even worse is imagining a sexual encounter with someone that dirty.
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/sweetallysmom/nom-nom-nom-110.jpg
After the first thorough cleaning, he won’t – but since he’s unemployed, he might as well have company, and you’re not doing anything else, am I right?
*shudder*
I have a feeling that young Jason will dismiss his nude maid after an hour, since he’s only saved up $40 total for this project and is just trying to lure one in with the promise of a full-time job.
I think that’s where the relocation bit comes in. I’m afraid he means the applicant would be relocating to his house to “clean naked” 24/7
“There will be no sex for money”, but he will pay an extra $800/week…
First she’ll clean the upstairs shower. . . then the downstairs shower. . . then the upstairs shower will be dirty agian.
It strikes me that this post was wrongfully denied the asshat tag. I call for the judges to review the play.
2cnd-ed.
This sounds WAY better than what I’ve been doing the past 2 years. Unfortunately I’m going to have to find a stand-in as I’m lacking in the boobies department. Nor do I cut hair.
But I cook!
TAKE YOUR TOP OFF!!!
You know, as part of the interview and all.
*dressed as Deadpool*
Tits or GTFO!!!!
*waves singles*
Show us your man boobs!
WHOOO!
Now make an omlet!
ooooh, and I want Waffles…and Beef Stroganoff!!!
You know I have heard that some of the best food can be had at upscale strip clubs. Now if only you could drop your dry cleaning off and they’d clean it while you wait.
:::snaps fingers:::
Keep the Bacontini’s comin, Cyrus. And show a little leg while ya do it, k, toots???
They’re called ‘chesticles’.
Do not ask.
Do not want to know.
I don’t like taking off my manzeer.
can I have fries with mine please?
Show a little leg Meredith? Snort. *Gets out apron with strategically placed peep-holes* How much grease would you like in your Bacontini? Do I need to bend over extra far while I’m serving it to ya?
Indeed this would be way better than crunching numbers in front of my computer all day.
You seem to have built up quite a following already, Cyrus. But you may need to relocate.
Relocate = stand closer. And adjust the apron. Thanks.
Now, I’d like a Bombay Sapphire martini, with four olives, the type that are almond-stuffed. Double. The bacon needs to be thick-cut, with the black pepper crust. I’m a connoisseur of both the gin and the bacon, so don’t try to cheap out on me. Thanks, sweet cheeks.
Finally, someone calls for Bacontini. You are clearly a woman of refined taste, demanding only the finest amalgam of smooth gin and prime cut bacon. Well, Bacontini is that drink, and he is here for you.
I just noticed that the last ad doesn’t specify that it’s looking for women. Equal opportunity exploitation, catering to every taste!
I would totally love to see some burly guy answer the ad, in person, and get into an argument with the (probably) undersized dorky guy who placed it.
True. In fact, males would make more sense because women tend to go to the hairdresser more often than men.
Of course, the author could be a [sarcasm]brilliant[/sarcasm] business person attempting to lure men to the hairdresser. Or just a pervert who likes watching half-naked women cut other women’s’ hair. Yeah, I’m going with the last one.
Well it says it’s a” new high end mens salon/club”, so I think it’s safe to assume that the customers will be men. But some men like to look at naked men, not naked women, so it’s nice that they’re being so inclusive.
Corey Alert!
My daughter is a hairstylist, and she gets quite a few hair “splinters” on exposed body parts – don’t go *there* – like her feet, arms, and sometimes on her neck.
It’s not pretty, and they can be painful! Unfortunately, it’s a common occurrence.
I’m thinking topless haircutting is a concept not entirely thought through.
End Corey Alert!
I used to barber. I can’t count the number of times I came home with hair embedded in my arms, my hands and in the summer my feet {I know, I know closed toed shoes only. I should not have worn sandals.} Hair is VERY sharp and it hurts like heck when they become embedded. As well not all men wash their hair BEFORE coming to the barbershop. In one word….EEEEEWWWWWW
He does say it’s a men’s salon though, so I’m guessing no female customers are expected.
“high end mens salon/club opening soon”
Jinx.
Can I help it if you can’t type fast enough? *giggle*
It’s not the typing, it’s the loading. YSaC loads slowly for me at work.
: (
ah yes, the dreaded work PCs, evil nasty beasts those.
Actually, I’m on my laptop, which loads find at home (most of the time). I assume it’s the school’s WiFi being overloaded by undergrads downloading I-don’t-want-to-know-what.
yes, I think it’s very safe to say that you don’t want to know what they’re downloading. Although it’s probably content all our ad posters today would highly approve of I should think.
Does anyone know if his respies are rare? Diseased? Did he get them from a dumpster behind a dollar store?
Or did the cats lure him to his (near) death with the promise of rare respies?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Maybe they’re rear disease respies…
My brain hurts…
jason states that his new hire “shouldn’t be disappointed” with his nude sleeping prowess…so, if they are what does that mean for the base pay?
also, how can he request someone to come in BEFORE he’s awake? maybe he will leave a sticky note on the fridge (that his nude maid cleaned, obviously) the night before?
Most women would be disappointed, I would probably laugh and point.
If I were expected to be there before he got up, not only would I laugh and point, I’d have a camera to memorialize the occasion. I suspect that this guy is like a lot who talk big – all mouth and no trousers, as the saying goes.
I know some women who love a man who’s all mouth.
True TM, but the guys who are don’t have to do cheesy things like threaten to sleep (and get up) naked.
Touché.
If there is to be touchéing, is there a pay raise? Otherwise, Jason F will continue touchéing himself then.
Top model quality looks. *snort*
Top hand model quality looks, more like it.
I think Jason should just leave a note on his door that says something along the lines of “Prepare to be underwhelmed.” That way his nude house cleaner will be ready for both the state of his living conditions as well as his sleeping choices.
‘There were be very strict policies in place with an emphasis of providing a extremely safe and pleasant working enviroment.”
So if these policies are violated then the hairdresser gets “to make every cut a[n EXTRA] memorable experience”?
“What a coincidence! My hand just slipped too! Don’t worry, your hair will grow back before too long.”
Of course the phrasing “there were to be .. policies” leads me to believe said policies were discussed and subsequently rejected.
This makes the previously mentioned vigilanteism all the more necessary; but in any case it’s not a good idea to piss off someone with scissors or a razor in their hand.
Or someone who prepares your food.
Or has access to dangerous and potentially lethal cleaning chemicals and knows where you sleep.
This makes me picture Jason waking up with a plunger stuck to his face or a toilet brush in his mouth with an “I quit” notice flag flying proudly from the handle!
You mean the handle of one of the cleaning instruments right? It’s hard to conceptualize a flag small enough to fit on the other handle.
Yes, the cleaning instrument. Though don’t they make “I quit” postage stamps in honor of labor day or bosses day or something like that?
Hugh JB: For guys and jobs like that, I think it would have to be the “Take this job and shove it” stamp.
In Soviet Russia job shoves you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELhTDBUzJLs 🙂
i’m just not comfterble cooking nekkid.
these are extremely creepy skanks.
I’m sure that that salon would be quite classy, I mean what says class any better then topless women cutting your hair?
Topless women swimming in a giant aquarium.
Oy, just make sure it’s not that time of the month for the ladies with the sharks in that aquarium…
I think you just invented a new fetish.
About the sharks: when you were frozen, they were put on the endangered species list. We tried to get some, but it would have taken months to clear up the red tape.
What?
I have one simple request, one that will keep the Empire out of our affairs forever: sharks in a giant aquarium filled with topless, menstruating women, and it can’t be done? Remind me again why I pay you people?
What do we have?
Lactating women in a giant aquarium would be better.
Lando: I think I just threw up a in my mouth a little bit.
Sea bass. Mutated sea bass. They are ill-tempered.
Right then. Release the topless women into the giant aquarium filled with mutated sea bass!
No moray?
O tempora, o morays!
O tempura, o murasaki …
O Totoro, o Miyazaki …
Oh Jason F, I know this was not going to be a sex position at all, but somewhere between naked cleaning your classy bathroom and walking into the bedroom to find you naked and uncovered- I am so, so, so- let’s just say “Not disappointed…”
Oh, yes Ashley, I knew, too, that I liked what you were blessed with, even as you bent over to pick up my under ware. But I told myself, “No Jason F. You must wait until you both know it is meant to,” so I waited. The last day and a half has seemed like 2 weeks. But now, I know, it was indeed meant to.
Oh yes, your top model quality looks are so not disappointing that I cannot wait any longer for sex with you, and not for money or non of that. I want it because, as you stated earlier, it was meant to.
Oh yes, the sex will happen now because it is mutual between me and you.
It got quiet here in the last half hour or so.
Now that I have to go grocery shopping and stuff, I’m sure the party will get going again.
I always miss out on all the fun.
Slackers! It’s after 7 PM on the left coast, and you haven’t passed 400 comments yet! Well, all of you in the Don’t Suck box, line up nice and orderly for your punches. Sheesh. How did I miss out on that one?
*holds out card*
They should get double punches for that one, Windrose. Awesome.
*wishes she were one of the cool kids*
I’m exempt: I was preparing dinner at the time!
*Locates card in nether region of handbag, between work ID and transit pass*
Got it!
Awesome. I am honered to participate in such high-brow snarkiness. Thank you very much!
*holds out card*
(oops, right gravatar, wrong name…)
–Camille
*holds out fake ID*
Oh, um…that’s nothing
*fishes through cards for nefarious businessmen*
Ah, here it is.
Thank you, Windrose. And for being awesome with all the n00b5 yesterday.
*huffing and puffing*
I’m here! Sorry I’m late.It was family movie night last night.
*gets in line for punch*
Awww, poor grrl got her heart broken:
“Re:Maid wanted Beware!!! (scam) ”
“He will say the pic you sent him looks fake & will ask you for one more then will say he wants to pass aftyer he gets his free pics!”
http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cas/1575432564.html
If only she’d stopped at YS@C first, the snopes of Craigslist.
UNTHINKABLE!
I say spam the dude with photos of topless-but-“manzeer”-needing men. 😉
Well, at least she’s not a gullible, easy stupidface.
That would make it sad.
You know, my first response to this was obviously well, duh, but now I just had a horrifying realization:
.
.
.
Someone responded to his post.
With not one, but two naked pictures.
I no longer believe in biological evolution. Or God.
Hey, look. You’re talking to me. *light shines from heaven*
Are you here representing evolution or G-d?
Myself.
*checks standard pantheons*
*checks more obscure pantheons*
*researches new religious movements*
I’m sorry, “Myself” is not a recognized deity or belief system. I need a personal or ritual name.
Narcissism
Now there’s something that I could believe in.
*whistles, looks around*
Hm, hadn’t figured that out.
I would compliment you for being clever, but that would only enhance your delusions.
Sorry, I’m in a really pithy mood this evening.
Aww… hey, I was meaning to ask you, did you really get demoted?
Notice I’ve been on a lot lately?
I noticed you’ve been on less, if that’s what you’re asking. 🙁
Painting of the llama nun. I’ll post it tomorrow too, since it’s late and I don’t think many will see this tonight.
http://silvanoir.deviantart.com/art/Llama-nun-152122381
When you go to the page, click either full-view or download for the higher quality png file.
This just wins the internet, honey.
Does your talent for capturing the essence of awesome have no bounds?
I love the bee… it gives the picture a certain Masonic quality.
Well done. Excellent choice of colors.
Thanks. 🙂
I hope someone who has no idea what any of it actually refers to offers me some deep analysis of the symbolism (while I giggle).
Anyone who grew up Catholic will remember prayer cards. This art on one side, and the Llamanun’s Prayer on the other. That’s my wish for whirled peas. 8)
My mother was a Sunday School teacher. Surrealist prayer card was the look I was going for 😉
I definitely want the prayer to go with it, whatever thy decide to put the picture on.
Saint Llama-nun, canonized after the Miracle of the Flying Ratite.
Church historians are divided over the exact species of the flightless bird which Saint Llama-nun gave the ability to fly. Ancient sources agree that his name was Dan, but variants abound. Some 4th century Gnostic texts identify the bird as a Kiwi, although a manuscript fragment from the Nag Hammadi library implies that Dan was a rhea.
Eusebius, in his Historia Ecclesiastica clearly favors Origen’s recounting that Dan was an emu; however, Clement of Alexandria, geographically closer to the event and generally favored by later scholars, calls Dan an ostrich.
Popular depictions of Dan portray him as having the body of an ostrich and neck and head of an emu in order to satisfy both schools of thought.
90 lb index card, 2×4 (fit the prayer’s colored box), 10-up on US Letter paper. 🙂
Awesome!
I clicked through your gallery, you’ve got some beautiful work there!
Good night all.
Whew, all that punching wore me out! I’m off to say my sacrilegious prayers and go to sleep. Good night, all!
don’t forget to wear your snuggie while you pray!
I just read through your comic. Your colors are so fluid and loverly and you have a real talent. Keep it up, lady!
Really lovely, Silva Noir! It absolutely does look like a surreal prayer card, perfect for the sacrilicious prayer. The ostrimu balanced by the red table and bee is hilarious! I especially liked that someone who doesn’t know what the references are liked it anyway.
… On a mug, with the prayer on the other side … just thinking aloud here …
Thy will will be done.
“it is significantly easier to purchase an assault rifle”
That would be quite difficult..since actual assault rifles are illegal. 😉
That is unless they’re over 25 years old and were registered prior to ’86.
Then they just cost $10,000-20,000+.
Honestly I think the best part of this website is all the crazy comments. 🙂
Come for the ads, stay for the meandering conversations!
Ghostie, we need t-shirts that say that! YSaC: Come for the ads, stay for the meandering conversations. 8) Love it.
It’s cheaper and easier to move to a nudist colony.
Honestly, does no one want to save a few bucks anymore? Consolidate people!
The problem with nudist colonies (my experience being limited to being the schmo putting up fencing and landscaping) is that they are largely inhabited by people unafraid to display sweat in distinctly “un-hawt” quantities.
“This is the position and you will be ignored”
Well, heres a new position, stick your head in this guillotine and you too can be topless.
(I may be furry, but I’m modest…
…and hopefully more classy.)
I’ve always wanted a Smedley-in-the-box! Er, this sounded better in my head, especially the part about turning the handle. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Hire Ground!