YSaC, Vol. 526: Ho. Ho. Ho.

2009 December 25

A CHRISTMAS CHEST – $25


I AM SELLING THIS FOR $25
IT IS 11X16.5 INCHES
IT IS IN GREAT CONDISTION
IT IS VERY HARD TO FIND
AND IF YOU DO FIND IT YOU WILL PAY MORE FOR IT
PLAESE CALL OR TEXT ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR IF YOU JUST WANT TO BUY IT
xxx xxx xxxx
THANK YOU AND I CANT WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU
526a526b

Jim sends this ad in, saying, “This seller is apparently selling a 2-dimensional Christmas Chest, in good “condistion”, for $25.  Except that they’ve hidden it.  Very well.  And if you DO manage to find it, the price will be something more than $25.

Not really clear on how this works.  Maybe they’ll only take $25 if you let them come hide it at your home and then promise not to look?”

Or maybe it’s like the world’s worst version of Where’s Waldo. Where’s the chest in this picture? There it is! Oh, damn, I found it. Now I have to pay more than $25 for it.

Or maybe that’s not the kind of Christmas Chest you’re looking for … this one’s behind a cut in case any of the kiddies (or grandma) are around.

thick standing 5’2 titties w. an ass too – $40


shes a thick girl long legs and pretty good. ill take 40 bucks for one nite with her
526

This, of course, was posted in the “Toys and Games” section. I guess if the Pets section doesn’t work for prostitution, you have to keep trying. And this is a much better deal, too!

What puzzles me is that I’m trying to figure out how someone who is 5’2″ can have long legs. I’m 5’3″ (on a good day) and I have a 26″ inseam. Or … is it her titties that are 5’2″? AND have their own ass? I’m anatomically confused.

Thanks to Jim and Trista for these holiday-themed (sort of) ads!

26 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 December 25
    Windrose permalink

    Alex, I’ll take Christmas Chest for 25 –er, 75–hold on, 100?

    Adores: 3
    • 2009 December 26
      develish1 permalink

      you mean you found it?

      Adores: 2
  2. 2009 December 25

    As for the short girl with long legs (again, I say huh?), maybe it’s one of those “legs up to there” cases. Maybe she has a reaaaaalllllllllyyyyy short torso, and that’s why it’s so amazing that she still has, *ahem* titties. Hoe hoe hoe.

    Adores: 4
    • 2009 December 25
      Tacomagic permalink

      I don’t think hoes charge money, though.

      Adores: 0
    • 2009 December 25

      Unless she’s gardening, it’s “ho, ho, ho.”

      Adores: 5
  3. 2009 December 25

    Is the first ad a warped treasure hunt? If you find the chest that they have hidden in Great Condistion (it’s a suburb of Ish), then you have to pay them more money?

    Adores: 9
  4. 2009 December 25

    I’m personally glad that 5’2 lady has “an ass too.” I’ve always wanted a donkey.

    Adores: 5
  5. 2009 December 25

    Anyone wanna take bets on what the second picture in the second post is supposed to be?

    Adores: 0
    • 2009 December 25

      It’s the girl laying on her side.. sorta.. you can see her face on the bottom left corner.

      And then of course it says something oh so attractive in txtspk at the top..

      Merry Christmas. >.<

      Adores: 1
      • 2009 December 25

        It looks like she is standing up but the picture is upside down. You can see a chair in the background.

        Adores: 0
    • 2009 December 25

      It took me all this time to realize that the picture is upside-down. She’s actually standing up and flipping the bird …lovely.

      Adores: 1
  6. 2009 December 25
    keelhaulrose permalink

    That second one is in ‘toys and games’ because it sure sounds like someone is pimping out their blow-up doll. Is that illegal? I may just be able to become a madam after all!

    Adores: 3
  7. 2009 December 25
    Meredith permalink

    I have nothing snarky to post, simply Merry Christmas to all!!!

    YSaC coffee mug under the tree for me? CHECK!!! My Christmas is MADE!!!

    Adores: 5
  8. 2009 December 25
    Addicted Reader permalink

    There are 2 girls in the 1st pic in the 2nd ad. Do I get to choose? Is it 2 for 1? Is that what 5’2 means – 2 5-foot girls?

    Adores: 2
  9. 2009 December 25
    Pug permalink

    OHHHHH I was looking @ the picture before I read the ad and thought the girls were waiting inline to use the bathroom….they have that holding it in look going on.

    Adores: 4
  10. 2009 December 25
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    “w. an ass too”

    That guy got one thing right. I always said that about W.

    Best wishes to all at YSaC!

    Adores: 7
  11. 2009 December 25
    Windrose permalink

    Merry and Happy, Celine! Your card is now punched!

    Adores: 1
  12. 2009 December 25
    ed snyder permalink

    It’s hard to find because it’s so faded.

    Adores: 0
  13. 2009 December 25
    Jinx permalink

    “…a thick girl…”

    Either she’s got da booty, or she doesn’t realize someone close to her is pimpin’?

    Adores: 0
  14. 2009 December 26
    Windrose permalink

    *picks up wrapping paper, collects empty glasses, turns off the tree lights*

    Good night, everyone!

    Adores: 1
  15. 2009 December 26
    develish1 permalink

    Don’t have much to add today. Think I’m stilling getting over all the drinks and the monster sized turkey dinner from yesterday to think clearly.

    Love the giraffe though Quinn

    Adores: 0
  16. 2009 December 26

    Maybe he means she’s long-legged in proportion to her height. I’m 5’4″ and was ‘gifted’ with long legs and a comically stubby torso.

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  17. 2009 December 26
    Lola permalink

    Yet again, another craptastically bad photo of something someone is trying to sell. Wouldn’t you want to have the best possible photo of this allegedly hard-to-find box? I think the reason it’s hard to find is that no one knows quite what it looks like or what, exactly, they are looking for …

    Adores: 1

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