YSaC, Vol. 383: A three-hour toeuwer…

2009 August 4

horse moneuwer


u load ur self

You know those letters you were trying to save by using u and ur? Yeah, you pretty much made up for it by adding in the random letters in the title.

I mean, I realize that the word “manure” is obsceuwer, but I asseuwer you that yoeuwer ad will proceuwer more grandeuwer if youeuwer spelling is more mateuwer and less unseuwer.

Ow. That hurt.

Thanks to Heidi for the ad!

52 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 August 4
    Windrose permalink

    Why would I load myself with monuwer? Shouldn’t I bring a truck or wheel barrow or small child of whom I am not very fond?

    Adores: 12
  2. 2009 August 4
    D / DM permalink

    I think it’s a poorly written random insult. But I would say to the poster, no, sir, its u who r a load uv manouwer.

    Adores: 7
  3. 2009 August 4

    well, thats just a load of horse shit i tell ya what

    Adores: 1
  4. 2009 August 4

    Not to mention “urself” is KLEARLY one word, not too.

    Adores: 1
  5. 2009 August 4

    The morale of the story: sometimes it’s okay just to say “poop.”

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 May 1
      Addicted 'Reader' permalink

      The moral, however, is that if you use too many letters in the title, there won’t be enough left for the ad.

      Adores: 1
  6. 2009 August 4

    Not to mention the ‘hey, come scoop up my horse shit for me!’ factor. Free, even!

    Adores: 2
  7. 2009 August 4
    dogface permalink

    At first, I though they were trying to use the British spelling of maneuver (manoeuvre). o.O

    Adores: 4
  8. 2009 August 4
    corn flakes permalink

    wow, that word was so slaughtered that i couldnt make it out until your comment.
    (I thought it was a typo horse maneuver too)

    Adores: 3
    • 2009 August 4
      PrincessLuceval permalink

      Or they could’ve been going for hors d’œuvre. Which manure clearly wouldn’t be.

      Adores: 1
      • 2009 August 4
        mudslicker permalink

        That would be horses’ deoeuvers (I’m going with the possessive here) to this guy.

        Adores: 4
        • 2011 April 30

          Mine hors d’œuvres?

          Adores: 3
    • 2009 August 4
      D / DM permalink

      At first glance I read “house manouvre.” Couldn’t figure it out for the life of me.

      Adores: 1
      • 2009 August 4

        I think that’s when they load the house onto a trailer to move it…

        Adores: 0
        • 2009 August 5
          D / DM permalink

          I thought that too, then saw “u load ur self.”

          Adores: 0
  9. 2009 August 4

    Well, if someone actually does a search for “horse moneuwer” and hooks up with this person at least they speak the same language. I’m just thankful (or perhaps disappointed) that they didn’t take a stab at the word “fertilizer.”

    Adores: 0
  10. 2009 August 4
    Lola permalink

    I grew up in the country and manure is abundant there … and yet … was barely able to figure this out from context.

    Adores: 0
  11. 2009 August 4

    really is it that hard to either bring up word and type the word manure in it (spell check) or to go to dictionary.com so you don’t look like an idiot?

    Adores: 0
    • 2009 August 4
      kristen55 permalink

      In his (or her) defense, I often misspell manure so badly the spell checker doesn’t know what the hell I’m trying to say! It’s one of those words where phonics fails me.

      However there is NO excuse for the crap he typed in the body of the ad. It would only have been three words long. After all the hoops CL makes you go through to post an ad, do you really need to save characters there?

      Adores: 0
  12. 2009 August 4

    I’ll be honest, this entire poast made my skull contract.

    Adores: 1
  13. 2009 August 4
    Mrphysic permalink

    I reckon that there is an element of zen to this post. It’s pointing out that all of the crap that’s in our lives is stuff that we’ve loaded onto ourselves. The incorrect spelling is actually even deeper – signifying that sometimes we can’t even recognise the crap in our lives for what it is……..This advertiser was truly wise beyond all comprehension – or a hick.

    Adores: 4
  14. 2009 August 4

    I blame THE SYSTEM. YEAH. THAT’S RIGHT.

    Adores: 0
  15. 2009 August 6
    Gridlock permalink

    “horse moneuwer
    u load ur self”

    Fuck man, that’s fucking beautiful dude. So deep and yet such brevity!

    I’m gonna get that tattooed on my arm. In Biblical Hebrew. At sunrise.

    Adores: 4
    • 2009 August 30
      tigprincess permalink

      Wipes away a tear ….
      @Gridlock What a lovely thought … will you have it tattooed on your front or back right leg?

      Adores: 3
  16. 2009 August 13
    Heather C permalink

    The whole family had a good laugh at your comments. Oh, man…the abs hurt.

    Adores: 0
  17. 2011 April 30
    Windrose permalink

    There is absolutely no coincidence between Silva’s birthday and this ad. Anyone who thinks so is full of houres sheet.

    Adores: 8
  18. 2011 April 30

    But I already have a full load…

    Adores: 2
  19. 2011 April 30
    artsy computer geek permalink

    Happy 19th (or so) Birthday Silva.

    Adores: 5
    • 2011 April 30
      Angel permalink

      Happy birthday!

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 April 30
      Not.A.HappyMeal permalink

      Happy birthday Silva. I wear your art all the time.

      Adores: 4
    • 2011 April 30
      CapnMac permalink

      **draws elaborate birthday greetings of elegance and beuaty, only to have them eaten by [six or seven pages of expletive, imprecation, invective, profanity and obscenity]malware in the form of a Fake Win Security Suite (again).**

      //tries jedi birthday wishes instead//

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 April 30

      Thanks everybody! I’m back from the Boston Comic Con where I treated myself to many Teen Titans, Batman, Robin, Superboy, and WonderWoman comics 8) most of them 2 for a dollar.

      If you happened to be there, I was wearing a black shirt with Harley Quinn in a martini glass blowing heart shaped bubbles (at least 5 different people told me they liked my shirt).

      Later tonight I’ll be having red velvet cupcakes. (Diet be damned, it’s my birthday!)

      It’s so nice to be turning 19 again an entire decade later…. uh, I mean…

      Adores: 5
      • 2011 April 30
        Windrose permalink

        I’m so jealous, we haven’t been able to afford ComicCon International here in San Diego for a couple years now, and flying to any of the other big cons would be too expensive too. I wonder if I could organize a Yard Comic Con?

        Adores: 2
        • 2011 April 30

          Admission was $20 and I spent only $35 at the dealers’ tables, so it wasn’t too big of a dent on my wallet. I would have loved to get art from the famous artists, BUT I can’t afford what they were asking. I’ll stick to drawing my own for free.

          Out of curiosity, what comics are you into Windy?

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 May 1
          Windrose permalink

          I’ve always loved Batman and the Teen Titans, All the Justice Leagues, and many years ago I was a Sgt. Rock fan. Nowadays I go to the cons for the web artists. I have a long list of people I gush over, from Phil Foglio, Kris Straub, and Scott Kurtz to Jennie Breeden and Danielle Corsetto. But I especially miss Rich Stevens, and he even was concerned the first time we didn’t show up. What a sweet guy!

          Adores: 0
  20. 2011 April 30

    I’m getting an ad to play a “free online game” called “Howrse”.

    Oi vey.

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 April 30

      I am getting one for elitesitter which has super nannies. Must be from the satan post.

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 April 30
        Angel permalink

        I had elitesitter earlier today but there have been a couple of days where I’ve had an ad for Therabreath. “Bad breath? Therabreath stops it, guaranteed!”

        What is my computer trying to tell me? *cries*

        Adores: 2
    • 2011 April 30
      CapnMac permalink

      Just “BrainGrade” for me–but ScriptBlocker is set to high on this laptop

      Adores: 1
      • 2011 April 30
        Windrose permalink

        Does it go all the way to 11, Capn?

        Adores: 3
  21. 2011 April 30
    Not.A.Horse permalink

    “Horse Pucky” was the favorite cuss word of my grandfather. He would have told you to ‘go load yourself’, as well.

    Adores: 7
  22. 2011 April 30

    I kan sae noethang worng wyth this add.

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 April 30
      LimeLolly permalink

      I’ll let you borrow the dictionary, it’s good for holding up wobbly furniture.

      Adores: 5
  23. 2011 April 30

    0 results found for “horse moneuwer”. Did you mean to load yourself with:

    Horse manoeuvre
    Horse man-o-war
    Horse lawnmower
    Horseman ewer
    Hors d’œuvre
    Horton Hears a Who

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 April 30

      I was thinking horse lawnmower too. A green solution! No gas or electricity required… just let him munch away on the lawn.

      Adores: 3
  24. 2011 April 30

    [OT]

    Been a little distracted this week, but I did find a little time to write.

    Now I’m curious who Googled, and I quote: ” “penis came off” magic ” Someone from Mississipp-in-your-i did. On their Wii (or DS). Come on, fess up. Which one of you was it?

    [/OT]

    Adores: 1
  25. 2011 May 1
    Windrose permalink

    I tried to get here earlier to punch out, but the site was down or something, and besides, Bianchi didn’t show up anyway. Mr. Sound, Punchity Punch Punch!

    G’Night, Tattersalls!

    Adores: 0

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