YSaC, Vol. 371: She’s Lump, she’s Lump, she’s Lump …
2009 July 23
Reading Lump – $7
Reading Lump without a bulbPlease call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx or e-mail me.
First come, First serve!!
Reading. If it hurts, ur doin’ it wrong.
What is it about lamps that makes people laconic?
Antique-ish brassy lamp – $5 (downtown)
I love lamp.
There isn’t even any good reflectoporn in the listing. I’m terribly disappointed.
Lamp, meet table.
Edited to add: Ah-ha, it’s an Anchorman reference. Still, not the best way to sell your grandmother’s ugly lamp, is it?
Submitted by Katie and Julie — thanks!
And I don’t love the movie Anchorman. D:
Ah, it’s an Anchorman reference. I’ve not seen that movie. Got it.
Not only have I not seen the movie, but I’m also such a geek that when I noticed people saying “I love lamp” on the Internet, I assumed they were referring to Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP. I mean, who doesn’t love LAMP?
A guy I knew got a tattoo a few years ago that was a heart with a ribbon across it that read “Lamp.” I didn’t get it, but thought it was just him being himself (odd). It wasn’t until last year that I got it (“Oh, it’s a reference to a line in a movie…!”).
That’ll age well. 😛 Take a picture and send it in to the horrible tattoos blog.
I do love the movie Anchorman! It’s not because it’s particularly good as a whole, but there are so many quotable bits! I totally approve of the person who posted the “I love lamp” ad… but not enough to buy that lamp from them. Furthermore, I ate a big red candle.
I don’t know, i was really inclined to buy the lamp just for the awesomeness of using the quote.
And I do love Anchorman. It’s not a subtle, intelligent comedy, but i’ve never laughed so much viewing-after-viewing.
It’s my hands down favorite comedy. Eveeeer.
“Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?”
“Did you eat a whole wheel of cheese?? I’m not even mad, i’m impressed”
“I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family’s rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming.”
I love the anchormen rumble, maracas and everything.
“Shes lump, shes lump
Shes in my head.
Shes lump, shes lump, shes lump
She might be dead.
Is this lump out of my head I think so!
Is this lump out of my head I think so!”
See title.
ooops. Sorry.
And i had felt so proud of how clever i was.
*sigh*
Great minds think alike.
Reading Lump … that about sums up my plans for the weekend. Being one, not buying one.
I’m with you, especially if it stays hot and humid. I’d high-five, but that requires energy that I could use to read.
Reflectowhat now?
OMG my family has that bottom lamp in our living roooooommm …
::so creeped out::
Wtf, the a key is no where near the u key.
Y’know what the second ‘lump’ post makes me think of?
One of those old horror movie trailers with all the freeze-frames.
Yeah, seriously, the lamp is evil.
It’s waiting.
Watching.
(plays screechy piano music as the camera zooms in on the lampshade)
Coming soon to a theatre near you.
I am also resisting the temptation as I write this to copy the pictures onto Paint and doodle evil faces on the lampshade. Aherm.
Why resist? Resistance is futile. The lumps will assimilate you.
The first thing I thought of when I saw “I love lamp” was Aaah! Real Monsters…
But that’s probably because I watched that show way too much and only saw Anchorman once.